@consequentlyOblique — #nsfw
decided to spice it up and get troll jersey mike'S today. you may be wondering, did i get it mike'S way? well. i went up the counter and i asked the guy to get troll mike to come out of the back and pail the FUCK out of my sub. so yeah. it was good.
nevermijd. i frew up.
in honor of #fatboyfriday here'S a photo of me from, like, a sweep ago. some faqs: how did you take this: palm husk lifted with my psionics after i was trying to video something cool and passed out on mindhoney why aren'T you this fat anymore: i had a period where i did not eat much and lost a little weight. remember when you make fun of me for being fat i could always be fatter can i touch you: probably not are you sponsored by subway: i fucking wish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1d283885e2a.png
was going to post something #nsfw but decided not to...
(said quietly and sensually) i'M laying in cupe right now and i got my worm in my hand
make one post about dave and all of a sudden i'M beating off like 4 guys in my replies #nsfw #notlikethatthough
making this post just so i don'T have to look at hatebot'S hornypost waiting for the feed to refresh. #nsfw
i need you guys to be real with me if i ask you if you'VE ever had a "death piss" before do you know what i'M talking about? tagging this just inc people find pee gross but not really nsfw #nsfw #nsfwe #pee #piss
just took 12 inches. #nsfw #ofsubway #the5caegarfootlong #yum
liquor? haha only if she lets me #nsfw
why are these two chicks vagueposting about each other? holy shit just FUCK ALREADY!!! #nsfw
ok doing this just to round out the #teamchud cast here. do i, phuntr guynax, give off top or bottom vibes? #nsfw
hello people of chittr. my close associate @universallyConquering and i are seeking an investment of approximately 10 billion caegars in order to construct what we are calling the "super gooning hive." it will have 9 floors, each differently dedicated to a different genre of gooning on each one. over 60 blocks designed for gooning. before you ask, no, just giving us the money will not ensure you have access to the super gooning hive, but we will maybe consider it depending on your application. thank you for your consideration. #nsfw
okay. if we hit ten i'LL stop for a little bit since i think the feed is coming alive a little more (that means after this, 2 more questoins). #phuntasks anonymous asks "fuck marry kill teamchud members you can do more than one in terms of fucking marrying or killing #nsfw" - i was thinking of adding some preface to what i mean by these answers but it'S funnier to give them to you raw @naughtyTechnician - marry @nicheLarper - kill @militaristicGeek - marry @goldenGigabyte - marry @tentativelyTenebrous - pail @graciousChampion asks "do you rub your little phuntr up and down until goo comes out...Read more
it'S #pailingseason and you'RE without a matesprit. someone you know well - who you don'T pay much attention to needs a little help, so you agree to "fill" the quad with each other just to get by. later, you two pail as needed. it doesn'T mean anything, right? but why does he look so handsome? why does it feel so good? then, in a rush, his lips press hotly against yours. you feel yourself tense up - you haven'T felt this red. never before. not even with other partners. #nsfw #rankbait #alltimephuntrgreatpost
there is at least one dude with his hands down his pants scrolling the feed at all times and we all know it............. no. not me. i don'T mean me. #nsfw #kinda
they should have put the g-spot in like that little spot on your back that you're unable to scratch. think this would advance us as a species. bring us closer together #nsfw
post 1: just got into a scrap with three highbloods and barely made it out alive. someone send help - one pity react post 2: who up jorking it #nsfw - 400,000,000 like reacts