@consequentlyOblique — #violence

thinking about blocking the #lyrics tag. the only time we should be saying lyrics? on a friday, 7pm, i'VE drank my fifth margarita in the park and i'M strutting into the open mic. someone desperately tries to stop me but i reveal all the plastic explosive strapped to my chest. mr brightside four times in a row. the crowd goes mild #violence #substance

new reward scheme for all my loyal fans out there 5 likes: personal thank you message 10 likes: a crisp IRL high five 20 likes: a firm handshake and 20 caegars 1 like: bash my head against the wall until death #violence