@consequentlyOblique — #substance

was smoking yesterday when a lusus walked past me with its grub in its arms. blew the smoke right in its face? the lusus was pissed but really it should thank me for boosting that little guy'S natural immunity, trust me when they grow up they won'T want to smoke. #you'REwelcome #substance

people think their pans expand when they get high. that'S my normal state of being. your high is my normal. now imagine, for a second if you will, if i got high? world peace. time travel. i'LL invent things you didn'T even know could EXIST #substance

thinking about blocking the #lyrics tag. the only time we should be saying lyrics? on a friday, 7pm, i'VE drank my fifth margarita in the park and i'M strutting into the open mic. someone desperately tries to stop me but i reveal all the plastic explosive strapped to my chest. mr brightside four times in a row. the crowd goes mild #violence #substance