@consequentlyOblique — #teamchudelection

20k kult. i'M sure when you first saw me on this website you thought "wow this guy is going to go far" and here we are. after much consideration post the #teamchudelection we all know what the people want. so i'LL give it to you. i present to you, your 20k kult reward. phuntr guynax in a dress. i hope you are happy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/894923e3e333.png

well. voting'S up. i have a big bottle of fucking champagne next to me if i win, and 3 litres of vodka if i lose. it'S out of my fucking hands now. thank you for everyone who voted, regardless of who you voted for. sorry if anyone got annoyed by all this outreach but it was important. and a special thanks to the #phuntheads out there. also thank you, of course, to @barackObama for crunching the numbers on this. #teamchudelection #substance

the polls are NECK AND FUCKING NECK. you have to vote now. history WILL change depending on the outcome of the #teamchudelection

if anyone hasn'T voted yet in the #teamchudelection now is the time to get your vote in. i figure they'LL be closing pretty soon so make your voice heard. #stopthesteal https://forms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7