@consequentlyOblique — #teamchud

alright we got a few let'S do it. AT asks "Why not renaming yourself as a thumper?" - i would reuse my "hardly know her joke" here but we'VE done that a little too recently. instead i'LL say this - i'LL thump you if you keep it up (not in a sexual way). Anon asks "If a powerful trans dimensional being came down and said he needed to recruit you as a troll with radical attitude to transform and defeat evil in a giant mech, what would be your response?" - i think i would have to be out of my fucking mind to not want to get in an awesome giant fucking mech. and i'D pilot it sooo good too. we don'T even...Read more

guys are we all in agreement that i'M the de facto leader of #teamchud

burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud

well. we finally did it. 10k kull on chittr. a great milestone for anyone. you might ask yourself, doesn'T that mean more people dislike your posts that they do like them? and to that i say, the masses always hate the one who speaks the truth. i aim to be a divisive figure. you are not supposed to like my posts. but i know even when you hate them, there'S a small smile at the corner of your lips. "oh, this guy..." of course a few shoutouts. to @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium for being my day 1 haters. you really got me up there and for that i am forever thankful. to @chillerAficionado for gi...Read more

i'M pleased to announce that our first pick in the #chittrdraft will be @postTagger joining #teamchud please everyone give them a warm welcome to the team during this transitionary period