@consequentlyOblique — #teamchud
i forgot to add that even though @glitteringAcuity did not make it as a #teamchud member or an associate i would still like to play troll magic the gathering together and also see your super GIGA expensive card. thanks.
okay. there has been MUCH much discussion between current #teamchud members. we'VE read through many of the awesome responses from people (which we are super thankful for) and have come to the conclusion on who will be drafted to team chud. the newest team chud members are... vesica anelus @bulgeCurator costar treign @surlyTabloid neeiht megane @gachikoisChic please get your team chud badges at your earliest convenience. in addition to this, we'VE also added a few people who have applied to team chud, but didn'T quite make the cut, as "team chud associates", currently pascal and sylink (@singul...Read more
hello awesome users of chittr. phuntr guynax of the #phunt party here to signal boost voting for the #teamchud elections today. they'LL be closing a little later so please do get your votes in while you still can. thanks. https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/1d29e3ec-62d5-4af8-add3-b5bf56a3d400
just saying. the day i added 2 new members to #teamchud my new member and i immediately organized a crack team (phuntr'S angels) to eviscerate some shithead AND saved a life. that'S the #phunt difference right there.
hey. just a reminder for people that the #teamchud elections have been extended and are still ongoing. while i would eagerly accept your vote, it'S more important that your voice is heard regardless of who you vote for. but i do really hope it is me. please. please vote for me. please fucking... PLEASE https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/1d29e3ec-62d5-4af8-add3-b5bf56a3d400
hello all. phuntr guynax from the #phunt party for the #teamchud elections. this is an open letter to @barackObama regarding the previously held elections. while i appreciate the fact that he stepped in as a well-known authority in elections to give the whole thing a little more weight, he has claimed to do so as a 3rd party, and i cannot in good conscience accept this. 1. the candidates: for one, the poll allowed users to vote for three candidates, @naughtyTechnician @tentativelyTenbrous and myself. of course, we are the three main candidates, yet there was an "i just want to vote option", and an "ot...Read more
in lieu of the new #teamchud members @imJunior would you be able to give the team chud (job application) badge to @isolatedWreckage and @criticalConspiracist when you get a chance, please? thanks in advance bud.
hello all. you'LL be happy to hear that #teamchud has been scouring the great site of chittr and we are EXPANDING our horizons with two new awesome members that will be joining the team (with no actual responsibilities. so.) both are, as you would expect, unemployed. we have @isolatedWreckage (willingly) and @criticalConspiracist (potentially unwillingly) joining the team!!! please give a raucous applause to them. remember if you, too, are unemployed and kind of cool, you may also have the ability to join #teamchud in the future. but don'T be weird about it. ok? okay. thanks everyone.
big #teamchud announcement today. no we will not be disbanding
ok doing this just to round out the #teamchud cast here. do i, phuntr guynax, give off top or bottom vibes? #nsfw
#phuntasks anon asks "when will We be getting the long awaited sequel, "Phuntr Guynax 2"" - phuntr guynax will return in "team chud: endgame" #teamchud https://forms.gle/P921ygQtdgKY1PHEA
alright we got a few let'S do it. AT asks "Why not renaming yourself as a thumper?" - i would reuse my "hardly know her joke" here but we'VE done that a little too recently. instead i'LL say this - i'LL thump you if you keep it up (not in a sexual way). Anon asks "If a powerful trans dimensional being came down and said he needed to recruit you as a troll with radical attitude to transform and defeat evil in a giant mech, what would be your response?" - i think i would have to be out of my fucking mind to not want to get in an awesome giant fucking mech. and i'D pilot it sooo good too. we don'T even...Read more
guys are we all in agreement that i'M the de facto leader of #teamchud
burais' couch was kind of fire to sleep on actually. might lay here for like the rest of my life. and then i turn to look at the scene around me in abject horror. and that'S coming from me and my slop hive #myslophive #teamchud
well. we finally did it. 10k kull on chittr. a great milestone for anyone. you might ask yourself, doesn'T that mean more people dislike your posts that they do like them? and to that i say, the masses always hate the one who speaks the truth. i aim to be a divisive figure. you are not supposed to like my posts. but i know even when you hate them, there'S a small smile at the corner of your lips. "oh, this guy..." of course a few shoutouts. to @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium for being my day 1 haters. you really got me up there and for that i am forever thankful. to @chillerAficionado for gi...Read more
i'M pleased to announce that our first pick in the #chittrdraft will be @postTagger joining #teamchud please everyone give them a warm welcome to the team during this transitionary period