
Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader

one time in schoolfeeding this highblood had me do his homework for him and we were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we were older. he never read the homework i usually did so i wrote down a short few paragraphs on why he wanted to enlist in the imperial military ASAP and the next night before class i literally saw the drones dragging him away kicking and screaming to go to a different, military academy i think. so if he'S out there uh my bad i guess

isn'T it kind of funny that the terrifying evil entity on the timeline is publicly opening every post like "dear diary! today i am very angry!"

I grew up oon a little farm and every night they woould spray me with dirty coold water and call me a dirty dirty nasty booy and laugh at me

Happy weekly fat booy friday @coonsequentlyOoblique

he's always STEALIN my FLOW #directposting #youknowwhoyouare

༻𐫱༺ I would love to go fiss𝒽ing🌱 ༻𐫱༺

lets recreate da bite of 87

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