Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
if you'RE reading this i probably made you mad BAHAHA
my new binderr is oout foorr deliverry i hoope the deliverry drroone dooesnt get shoot doown by my neighboorrs
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A brief note. You may notice a shift. Nothing dramatic. No grand unveiling. That would be inelegant, even inadequate. Just a gradual realignment to the presentation of myself and my intentions. The manor is still standing. But its doors are opening in ways they did not before. Some of you will find yourselves closer to its innerworkings. I will not. I will be entirely restricted to my penthouse. This is not an unintentional change. This is not a response to danger. I am opting to follow the narrative and my purpose. Neither outcome is accidental. Old structures have proven less reliable as they once were. I am going to begin to favor something more adaptive and responsive. You may interpret that however you like. I expect many of you will. Incorrectly. As for the Felt-- I still will be retaining the name for my new initiative. A branch, if you would, away from the usual militant and criminal behavior. There is no need for someone such as myself to live in that light any longer. Consider this as soft an adjustment as a single degree on your thermostat. Nothing has been taken from you. But not everything will remain where you last saw it. Please do keep up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4df279d6f052.png
▲chittr what are the worst dates you've been on i need to laugh at someone else right now▼
good mornin everypony... remember 2 sign da petition 2 #shavehim x) https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
W)(y are we s)(aving someone? T)(at doesn't seem very et)(ical. 38P
X I’m gonna #breakfast post so hard rn My breakfast is a nice healthy bottle of 92% shine and trollritos #substance x
y r we shavign some1. is tht the new griup bit
I have ascended to the top of this hill to take stock of the world around me. This is a land of bounty and freedom, as I seem to be the only sentient lifeform here. This is just fine by me. I believe I will build a castle of some form. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/227f3463be36.PNG
I FORGOT TO SAY BUT I STILL HAVE THE TREBUCHET AND AM STILL TAKING RECCOMENDATIONS ON WHAT TO FLING OUT OF IT.
ITS NOT A BIG ENOUGH TREBUCHET TO FLING A WHOLE PERSON ITS LIKE A SMALLER ONE.
can we get a petition going 2 shave @grandioseSaturation bald? x)
my lusus is always asking when i'M going to fill my quads. doesn'T it understand that being one of the key posters and contributors to culture on this site is more important than that? a quad will last a sweep, maybe a few at most. these posts? timeless.
I'm goonna miss yoou soo bad when yoou get culled foor being bitchless yoou're oone oof the twoo reasoons i loog in back too chittr every day
☆I'm also into men who are bad for me, as history has seemed to prove. Not elaborating.☆
☆you mean like pathetic, loser dudes? ...only if theyre cute☆
N3V3R UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 B34UTY OF QU13T HOURS CH1TTR
A new soul joins the dull masses. Though I know this to be a mistake, the hand gravitates, regardless. An innate desire for companionhood, despite the lack of substance any of it might bring? Truly, like all things, the answer fails to find any significance.
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞