Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. also i am the green ranger btw #teamchud

(°. #duties .°)
∻My b☢dy is a machine that turns armpits int☢ sniffed armpits #nsfw∻
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I'D WANNA BE NEXT TO YOOOOOOOOOU IF THE PARTY WAS OVER AND OUR TIME ON ALTERNIA WAS THROOOOOOUGH #brunomarspowerhour
my fatal character flaw is that i kind of fuck with troll bruno mars' music. sorry to disappoint everyone.
#phuntasks got a few more of these in the burner. anon asks "do you like BOYYYSSSSS heheheheh" - yeah dude. i swing all ways. shoot your shot @grimbarkGuardian asks "shes ok right? i just want to make sure... also tell her that when shes ready to come out again i might have a name!!" - will do. also follow me so you don'T have to ask in a fucking public form next time https://forms.gle/QbkknXnbADWPx1y57

Actually maybe that's woorth a try 8? #nsfw

<<"might go see how far i can throw some shit">> <<"if people don't hear from me assumed i'm passed out because i overdid it">> <<"i'll be somewhere safe">>">>
Opened an Uncrusta8le and got a 8it of crust, you’re going to see me on the news after this. #violence
WIFF TH' IMMORTAL SHELLF'ING w'at is stopping US from Putting A BOX on IT
i built a robot tonig't what shud i nameit
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 could survive the immortal snail because 𝙸 out freak it! Just like www.omen! 𝙸t www.on't www.ant to touch me! @0,@

i am genuine1y unzure if i want her dead 0r n0t. #death #vi01ence

I ★M THE BEST FUCKING TROLL TO EVER TOUCH TROLL DE★DLOCK!!!!!









