Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader
I Should Have The Power To Behead Individuals That Make Really Bad Posts. come To My Planet You Will Not Be Harmed.
“Are you boy pretty or girl pretty?” I have a bomb that’s going to go off in three seconds.

i tried onn some makeuup annd wennt to suubway with phuunntr to celebrate 30k kuult.

i just think it's funny how the nastiest most vile antisocial wretch a the week inevitably gets their edges sanded down. like clockwork, within a month tops they've turned into the next cuddly bleedin heart with problems.
the rest of these mustards could nevver compare

Ok★y you guys promise to fw me even if I get more p★thetic right?

My ★ss could NOT h★ndle being put in ★ time loop.

<<"hello pretty ladies in my palmhusk i love you pretty ladies in my palmhusk">> <<"and theys can't forget about the theys">>
anon confession! again! this one reads: kryqus is such an awesome moirail for phuntr. he's sick. also xefros tritoh is really cool and awesome. what a sweet confession. send me more in DMs! #phuntconfessions

Woould yoou still loove me if i was replaced with a still life versioon oof myself
Hess sso cute lol B) #vaagueposstiing
Are y⦶u suited t⦶ stand al⦶ngside me? https://f⦶rms.gle/qaQY7nNCFE3S64pB8

i love doin6 a stupid Comment 'n' spawnin6 a whole bit. ^◡^







