♦ pitied by @selfshipperSavant
Hey princess
C>-- ifeel like giving up . early . t·t·this dawn . anyone haveanyt·t·thing t·t·they have want·t·ted t·t·to t·t·tellme before i go int·t·to t·t·the light·t·t . any . secret·t·ts youwant·t·t t·t·to . impart·t·t . comeon . youwant·t·t t·t·to .sobad
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i literally. do not care enough. to be offended.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 fair enough i cant argue with that ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 not everyone can be a no-lifer like me ^^^^^^^^^^
I would exactly say I "own it" more so, I just acknowledge it as a pattern of mine that's all, say I must ask what compelled you to bring up such a riveeiting topic on this post, thought I would attract the lalonde and get a funny reaction out of her instead, no offense or anything.
novw i wvant to ask a vwery important question to all the cool cats on Chittr. its time for a #poll WVhat is the 8est place to finish vwhen you're doing the horizontal mam8o wvith your honey? ❤️ = Nook ♠️ = Ass ♦️ = Mouth ♣️ = Pail rechit = 8ody (face/8ack/tits etc) comment = other
you too, man #inafriendway seriously though, i hope you'RE okay. here to talk if you need me.
It bloows my mind that soome peoople have noo clue whoo i am even thoough i already reached the Chittr niche celebrity status soo i'm finally making a pinned poost Here's my Meet the Artist even thoough i barely deserve too be called oone my useless questioon foorm foor yoour degenerate questioons regarding the size oof my boody parts and soome oof my IRL pics foor coompliment fishing KRYQUS XYLLEM - Member oof Team Chud - Pretty booy - Everyoone's favoorite poony - The Ultimate Indigood oof Indigoocels - SGRUB survivoor. Currently in noon-imperial space with noo hoope noo clue and noo dreams - Unfoortunately noot a tittybeast - Oone oof the three dedicated Vinyl Scratch superfans DMs oopen foor booth business and toomfoooolery
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/FILES/BDA2C6332BC3.PNG #sERIOUStHOUGHTS
Ooh i'm noot even beginning too get intoo that whatever yoou win
I wish I h★d the will to tell you how I feel, or the wisdom to know if how I feel is ok★y. M★ybe it's fine to just let things lie though, or m★ybe th★t's just me being cow★rdly ★g★in. Wh★tever. #v★guepost
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Before I Lose My Connection In Here, I Thought I'd Let You All Know That There Is Nothing To Worry About. I Am Simply Making A Journey And I Will Be Back In A Handful Of Nights. I Do Have A Gift For You, But That Will Be Posted By My Employer @poisedclothier When The Time Comes. Try Not To Miss My Inane Ramblings Too Much.
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getting bitten by multiple rainbowdrinkers call that a fangbang #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore -ish
THANK YOU HIGHBLOOD. I MEAN CRONUS. FOR TAKING CULL OF MY HEALTH. IN THE FIRM YET BENEVOLENT. INARGUABLY #SFW MANNER. OF GOOD OLD FASHIONED #BEFORANCULLING. AND ALSO GRABBING MY NECK LIKE THAT. #HHHH.
im a real caring guy. i take care of my pals. i sawv my gal damz, @handmaid vwasnt getting enough omega-3, and i decided to do something about it. aint i svweet? #omega3 #cullbait #shelovwesmyvwariousfishoils #myoils #seriouslythough #makesureyouregetting #youromega3s #itsgoodforyourskin #ithink #idontactuallyknovwvwhyitmatters #butimsureitsimportant
I Am Not Going To Use The Internet I Pay Good Caegars For To Read #footfetish Content On Chittr Dot Ing. #nsfw #nsfc
PUTTING ONION IN #MYPANCAKE 🥞 TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. #MYPANCAKE
I Would Genuinely Rather Apply For The Fleet Than Take Mental Health Advice From Any Of You.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ this is amazing. thank you ]
Tokidoki atashi wishes (himitsu) was a gyaru. She w0u0ld tsuki him to forgive him even when he was ijime.~ndar0u0? ♡ ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
-- [ Show Dialoglog ] -- KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t tHINK tHAt’S tRUE. KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t CONSIDER YOU tWO tO BE ONE AND tHE SAME. KARDAR: >0+ AND I’M SURE YOU DON’t EItHER. KARDAR: >0+ IN FACt, I tHINK YOU’RE JUSt tRYING tO FIND OUt WHAt I tHINK OF YOU tHIS WAY. KRYQUS: Since when have yoou been soo perceptive? KRYQUS: And if that’s the case KRYQUS: What doo yoou think oof me? KARDAR: >0+ tHAt I CAN HANDLE YOU. KARDAR: >0+ JUSt LIKE EVERYtHING ELSE tHAt HAPPENED. KRYQUS:. … KRYQUS: Me toooo https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/panel2.gif
-- [ Show Dialoglog ] -- KRYQUS: And why doo yoou even like that booring oold film? KARDAR: >0+ BORING? DO YOU ACtUALLY tHINK A FILM tHAt COMPLEtELY CHANGED OUR PERCEPtION OF CINEMA IS BORING? KRYQUS: I’m noot saying it’s bad it’s just that it gooes oon foor three bloooody hoours and noothing even gooes “bang” in that time KARDAR: >0+ MAYBE IF YOU WERE tO ENGAGE WItH REAL ARt, RAtHER tHAN BURNING tHROUGH WHAt’S LEFt OF YOUR BRAIN WHILE SIttING IN CHIttR WAtCHING FOUR-SECOND VIDEOS, WHICH ARE PACKED WItH AS MUCH ACtION AS POSSIBLE, tHEN YOU WOULDN’t BE DEMANDING tHAt EVERY FILM YOU WAtCH tO BE FULL OF UNNECESSARY SPECIAL EFFECtS AND EXPLOSIONS. KRYQUS: Too be hoonest I’m just noot in the mooood foor serioous movies right noow KRYQUS: I’d much rather watch Giant Alien Rooboots Disguised as Vehicles Arrive- KARDAR: >0+ WHAt A tRASHY MOVIE. KRYQUS: I doon’t want too think aboout anything serioous right noow KARDAR: >0+ WELL, LIFE ISN’t ALL ABOUt ENtERtAINMENt, XYLLEM. KARDAR: >0+ It JUSt SO HAPPENS tHAt WE’RE NOW UP tO OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOtS IN tHIS MESS, AND WE’VE GOt tO DEAL WItH It. KARDAR: >0+ SO YOU’D BEttER StARt tAKING tHIS MORE SERIOUSLY. KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou ever feel like yoou want a break froom all this coonstant stress? KRYQUS: It feels like there’s a moountain oon my chest KRYQUS: Ever since Zebradad died KRYQUS: It’s noot getting any better KRYQUS: Every night it’s as if i’m sinking deeper and deeper intoo a vat oof shit KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t SEE tHE POINt IN LOSING HEARt UNtIL It’S ALL OVER. KARDAR: >0+ EVERY SOLDIER MUSt BEAR HIS BURDEN WItH HIS HEAD HELD HIGH. KRYQUS: Since when have yoou becoome soo KRYQUS: Uplifting oor soomething KARDAR: >0+ DON’t MIStAKE MILItARY HONOUR FOR WEAKNESS. KARDAR: >0+ I’M tELLING YOU tHIS NOt SO YOU CAN WIPE YOUR SNOt ON YOUR FISt, BUt SO YOU StOP WHINING. KRYQUS: Soometimes it’s ookay too have a bit oof a mooan KARDAR: >0+ It'S IRRAtIONAL. KRYQUS: I’m sure yoou want too get everything ooff yoour chest toooo KRYQUS: We’ve all loost soo much KRYQUS: And noo matter hoow much yoou try too distance yoourself yoou’re still part oof oour crew KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou miss yoour hive oor Zetiry KARDAR: >0+ tHE HIVE WAS NEVER A HOME tO ME ANYWAY. KARDAR: >0+ JUSt A SHELtER WHERE I COULD HIDE FROM DRONES AND PEOPLE. KARDAR: >0+ LIKE YOU. KRYQUS: Soo yoou knoow the difference between a shelter and a hoome KRYQUS: Soo KRYQUS: Yoou have a desire foor care and loove and KARDAR: >0+ DON’t FILL MY HEAD WItH tHIS CRAP. KARDAR: >0+ “HOME IS WHERE YOU BELONG” – It’S JUSt A CLICHÉ FROM OLD FILMS. KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t KNOW WHY I SAID tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt VERDER KNEW WHAt HE WAS GEttING HIMSELF INtO. KARDAR: >0+ HE DECIDED FOR HIMSELF tHAt HE WAS DOOMED tO DIE AND, It SEEMS, DID EVERYtHING POSSIBLE tO MAKE It HAPPEN. KRYQUS: I’d like too change that KRYQUS: I miss his eccentric wisdoom KARDAR: >0+ I CAN UNDERStAND tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt EVERYtHING tHAt HAPPENED tO HIM WAS HIS OWN CHOICE. KARDAR: >0+ WE’RE NOt HIS CUStODIAN, tO WAG OUR PRONG At HIM AND FORBID HIM FROM DOING ANYtHING. KARDAR: >0+ EVEN IF It’S A MAttER OF LIFE AND DEAtH. KRYQUS: What if i died KRYQUS: Or Rakhni KARDAR: >0+ ARE YOU PUttING YOURSELF ON tHE SAME LEVEL AS HER? KRYQUS: I reckoon the three oof us are already cloose enoough KRYQUS: And oour relatioonships aren't any different too each oother KRYQUS: I mean she and i are oone and the same too yoou KRYQUS: And yoou twoo are oone and the same too me KRYQUS: In a gooood way https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/panel1.gif
QUICK UPDATE I’M SORT OF ALIVE. HAVEN’T SLEPT IN CYCLES. GONNA TAKE A NAP. #FUCKMYCHUDLIFE
Overall excitement and enthusiasm. Post cooking euphoria
Step 1: Get manipulated into playing a game that straight up kills everyone (non-player) you ever loved Step 2: Grueling most tasking experience of your life!!!!! Step 3: Watch your (player) friends endure the same. Step 4:???? Step 5: Gain access to chittr, discover timelines of nonplayers watching the process like it is some sort of reality tv show and declaring that they'd like to do it, they'd do it better than the rest. (Ignoring players telling them don't do that) Step 6: Watch the cycle repeat through chittr, but this time there's a peanut gallery.
xx_MYE_HAMMER_IZ_RATED_E_4_EVIDET_CUZ_CHOWZ_ABT_2_BEAT_HIZ_ASS_WFITH_IT_#FIGHTNIGHT_SQUARE_UP_BABE_!!!!!_xx
If you have the audacity to post about #fetishism on Mocáli Flaske's honorable website and I find out your bitch ass is yearning for normal sex. Know that my disappointment is profound, my cock is flaccid, and my heart wrenched in twain. Lock in or shut your mouth.
I haven't taken that close a look at your profile. I'll let you know. ::::)
Werent you cybersstaalkiing aand gusshiing over ssome raandom guyss here jusst aa month aago
yapper b liek: Z𖦹rry wh𖦹 are y𖦹u again
It Is All " Fun And Games " Until Three Million Users Who Are Wearing Your Ex's Face Are On The Site You Frequent.
yapper b liek: I like when ppl ackn𖦹wledge me even if itz 2 call meh zlurz l𖦹l like 𖦹k yay keep g𖦹ing i l𖦹ve the attenti𖦹n yippeee (*´∀`)
So many of you are so deeply fucking pathetic it astonishes me you've made any progress in your supposed Sgrub sessions, let alone in society.
#tiethemuptuesday Is Very Much An Event I'd Participate In. If Not For The Horrors Happening Every Tuesday For The Past Few Weeks, I Mean. #suggestive #nsfc
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༻𐫱༺ I ssee🌻🌻🌻 T𝒽ank you for your ansswer, missss peroxy🌻 ༻𐫱༺
she makes me really, really happy. <3
xx_MISS_YUO_xx
Why would you want to know whom I am speaking to? Freak. #Jest #Silly
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what'LL i order? umm. i'LL take a #vaguepost. hold the drama. mm. and can i get a human on the side to go with that? and, ah-- a diet #nsfw to drink. you want a chittr post with NOTHING?
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it pisses me off so bad when i know someone by name and their display name on here isn'T the same. the amount of times i'VE searched kryqus and had to sigh and search "8D" instead (he'S fixed it now for some reason). now i'M getting it with florid. delete delete delete. type the word YAOI into my fucking search bar i guess.
the drama from that blog was peak.
I C★N WIN! I FEEL GRE★T! I! C★N! DO! THIS!
Finally after coountless sleepless days a loot oof shed tears blooood oother boody fluids and hundreds oof yiff drawing tutoorials i present too yoou... @gachikooisChic's proomised loong-awaited hybrid BEASTSООNA! At first looook oone might think she's just a pathetic looser NEET. But that's noot quite it. Unicoorns are knoown too grant wishes and there's noothing she enjooys moore than using her magic UNIHООRNОО too turn peoople intoo beautiful kyutiebeasts! Her hoobbies include watching anime reading manga talking too cute girls and coollecting pantsu. She is alsoo a very shy and nervoous girl soo whenever she's feeling anxioous she uses her DAMBEAST TAIL too soooothe herself with a satisfying "plap plap plap" soound awww ~ That way she can fall asleep peacefully. Sadly due too Neeiht's misbehavioor i had too decrease her spheres size but tell me... Isn't she cute? <3
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troll steely dan'S debut album, "can'T buy a thrill", is some of their strongest work. while the general genre of the whole album is a little hard to pin down exactly (mostly soft rock, with some troll latin hints and a bit of jazz?), the songs on it are all very easy listens. tunes you can have in the background and calmly listen to, or ones you could groove along to if you'RE in the mood, with even some of the more sad tracks (midnite cruiser, for example) not really evoking such a deep feeling of sadness. the juxtaposition between troll steely dan'S sad, cynical song topics, while being rather upbeat, really helps you to process a lot of the things they'RE talking about. though almost every song speaks of losers or outright jerks, you can'T help but nod your head along. one of the grooviest tracks on the album, only a fool would say that, while cynical to the world we live in, still keeps up the theme of having a great, uplifting tune. an easy listen. on top of that, it'S pretty profound (and is part of the reason why, even i, think the way i do today). troll donald fagen stated sweeps ago that he once knew a seadweller who believed that one day, the world will be free for all trolls regardless of caste. the song isn'T about putting these ideals down, but more the foolishness one needs to have to have such an outlook in the world we live in, especially coming from such a lofty place of privilege. overall, i think the soft cynicism of troll steely dan really shines through in this album. though we live in a world surrounded by assholes, murderers and outright losers (like me!), the gentle tunes of the album makes me feel that, hey, maybe we'LL be alright. a lot of us are still young, after all. phuntr'S rating: 8.9/10
I Think I Need To Be Alone For A While.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN! (^./_.^) OK33DOK33, EFURRYONE. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM BUBBLE!BEFORAN!DRIVER'S LISCENTS IS GOING TO GET PUSSPENDED AGAIN!!! (=｀ω´=) < I SUPPAWS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ALL OF MY RECENT LATE LIGHTS SPENT WRITING ALL THIS FUZZY WUZZY WAFFATHON FANFLICK OF THE POUNCELER!!! BUT I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY LATEST #POUNCIELOZ #TREATFIC! WHICH MEANS THE #SL33P-DEPURRVATION IS WORTH IT!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ ~(=^‥^)ノ < THANKS TO MY ACCLAWNTABILITY BUDDY FUR TAKING THIS PICTURE! COULD YOU DRIVE US BACK NOW??? @handMaid
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It's ne★rly ★utumn.
anyone can come to the GUTTERCADE any t1me of n1ght so long as we’re open (bus1ness hours ava1lable by goregle search)
Are you here to say something fucked up and further dampen my mood or what
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great posts around the website today guys. give yourselves a pat on the back.
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some of you wouldn'T survive in #teamchud and it shows. it is not the fun times, hugs and kisses group like the felt. people don'T work jobs here. neeiht kyutifies people. mandie calls you thupid. if you forgot #teamchud is a team of survivors and monsters, then you're fucking delusional. #copypasta #scary #evil
⛧thanks for your input 'selfshipperSavant'⛧
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Troll Online Gets Group Stomped And Walks Away Limping And Shrieking Incoherently. More At Eleven. #pusherwarming #groupbondingactivity
I just got #PHUNT'D 😔
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I should leaarn to use tone indicaators
Well, now I'm mostly emb★r★ssed lm★o.
Hm ★ctu★lly r★tion★l thought Sylink here. This whole thing is prob★bly just bec★use I'm ★t the t★il end of my injection.
I should be h★ppier.
I wish I could drown, but inste★d I'm prob★bly just going to sleep. #cw-self-h★rm
Ok! Ok! I'm Norm@7 I'm Fine #worriedfor@differentre@$onnow
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Sigh. @gullibleColumnist #vilebait.
The Next Therapy Session Is Going To Be Eventful. Once Again I Will Watch Them Shake Their Pan And Drag Their Prong Over Their Expression Plate. They Are Exhausted, Certainly.
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Th★nk you for the words of encour★gement.
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Sometimes I Worry That When I Talk About The Mentally Ill Things I've Done, Some Of You Are More Interested Than You Were Before. Pitch With Me Is More Intense Than What You Are Prepared For, I Promise. #suggestive #nsfc
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=WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING TO ME!!!!!!! IM GOING TO TELL SAKURA=
"Eight Times Sasuke Uchiha Pretended Not to Care A8out You, and the One Time He Was Forced to Admit That He Did" 8y Aranea Serket, Penned for "V" of Chittr.ing. 8efore we 8egin, it is important to understand Sasuke Uchiha first. He is not emotionally unavaila8le. This extremely common misconception is one I am o8ligated to correct 8efore it interferes with the accuracy of my narrative. He possesses emotions in considera8le a8undance. In fact, it could 8e reasona8le argued that he experiences emotions with such catastrophic intensity that he has 8een forced to construct his entire personality around pretending he does not have such tur8ulent and fruitful emotions. His aloofness is not an a8sence of feeling. It is more akin to a hastily constructed dam placed across the river that has drowned his previous villages (relationships). You, unfortunately, have decided to stand directly downstream. The first indication that Sasuke cared a8out you occurred during a routine mission outside the Land of Fire. You had 8een assigned to escort a merchant whose primary talents appeared to 8e complaining, sweating, and wandering toward o8vious danger whenever no8ody was looking. The mission itself was unremarka8le. There were 8andits, of course, 8ecause there are nearly always 8andits in stories such as these. They leapt from the trees wearing expressions of such misplaced confidence that you almost felt em8arrassed for them. Almost. You dispatched the first with a kick to the ri8s, 8ut the second caught your sleeve with a kunai, tearing the fa8ric and drawing a thin red line across your upper arm. Sasuke saw it. The 8andit did not survive long enough to regret this. “You didn’t have to hit him with a Fire8all Jutsu at that range,” you said afterward, pressing a cloth against the cut as the merchant stared at the smoking patch of earth where his attacker had previously 8een standing. Sasuke inspected the surrounding forest with an expression of practiced disinterest. “He was in the way,” he replied. You pointed out that the man had 8een running away. Sasuke responded that he had still 8een in the way, which was plainly inadequate as an explanation. He knew this. You knew this. The merchant knew this, although he possessed the good sense not to mention it. Sasuke turned his 8ack to you and continued walking, the tips of his ears slightly red. You followed him with a smile he could not see, although I suspect he knew it was there. The second indication occurred several weeks later, when you arrived late to training. Again, I must emphasize that Sasuke did not wait for you. He merely remained at the training ground for forty-three minutes after everyone else had left, leaning against a tree with his arms crossed despite having previously announced that he intended to train alone elsewhere. When you finally appeared, 8reathless and apologizing, he looked you over from head to toe with a degree of attention that would have 8een flattering had it not 8een disguised 8eneath an expression of carefully cultivated irritation. “You’re late,” he said. You informed him that you had noticed. He said you could have sent word. You asked why you would need to do that when he had not 8een expecting you. Sasuke’s eyes narrowed. "Tch. I wasn't worried," he said. You asked why he was still there. Sasuke stared at you, which was a tactic he frequently employed when confronted with a question whose truthful answer may dismantle his facade. He would narrow his eyes, then 8ecome silent. He hoped you would grow uncomforta8le enough to withdraw the inquiry. You, of course, had long since 8ecome immune to this tactic. When you continued waiting, he claimed that you were wasting his training time. You reminded him that he already waited forty-three minutes. He insisted it had only 8een thirty. You asked how he knew that unless he had counted. You caught him off guard. His eyes widened an amount so small that most onlookers did not care to notice. You noticed. Sasuke immediately turned toward the training posts and ordered you to prepare yourself. He did not mention that he had 8een worried again following this incident. The third indication was somewhat more difficult to identify 8ecause it involved tomatoes. Sasuke liked tomatoes. This is not particularly romantic information 8y itself, although I would caution against dismissing the sym8olic potential of food. Sharing a preferred meal can represent trust, domestic intimacy, and the su8conscious desire to esta8lish a mutual household. In Sasuke’s case, it also represented the fact that he was extremely territorial a8out his lunch. He had 8rought sliced tomatoes and rice to the training grounds, while you had forgotten to 8ring anything at all. You sat 8eside him 8eneath the shade of a tree and attempted not to stare at the container in his lap. "Hey. You. You're doing that on purpose," Sasuke implored. When you asked exactly what it was you were doing, he readily accosted you and su8sequently accused you of staring at his food. You came up with an excuse. You claimed you were looking out to the forest. He pointed out the forest was in the other direction. You explained that you were simply appreciating that forest through your superior peripheral vision. Such a terri8le excuse forci8le extracted a sigh from Sasuke, as though he was 8urdened 8y an unreasona8le companion rather than thoroughly entertained 8y one. He pushed his container toward you. You asked whether he was sharing. He said no. He wouldn't waste his food on you. You looked 8ack down. He had slid it directly onto your lap. You couldn't help 8ut to appreciate the slight pause he took when touching the 8are flesh of your thigh poking through your slightly torn tights. He said he was simply moving it. Although, it was already within range of your hungry eyes and now digits. Finally, he told you to take exactly one piece 8efore he changed his mind. You selected a slice of tomato and ate it. Sasuke watched with an intensity that would have 8een alarming had you not already understood that this was the closest he could come to asking whether you liked something he liked. When you told him it was good, he said that he already knew. You asked whether he had prepared it himself. He replied that it was only a tomato, which did not answer the question. You took another piece. Sasuke looked away, 8ut he did not stop you. 8y the end of the meal, you had eaten almost half of his lunch, and he had complained precisely once. This was, 8y Sasuke’s standards, a declaration of profound devotion. The fourth indication occurred when Sakura asked whether the two of you were dating. You choked on your tea. Sasuke did not react at all, which was itself an extremely pronounced reaction. A person who genuinely felt nothing would have simply denied it. Sasuke instead 8ecame perfectly motionless; his cup suspended halfway to his mouth while his entire 8ody appeared to await instructions. You quickly said no. Sasuke lowered his cup and repeated your answer with enough emphasis that it was apparently made suspicious. Sakura looked 8etween you two. There are few things more dangerous than an intelligent woman like who, especially one who realized that she was correct. 8ut this isn't a8out that man-stealing floozy, now is it? "We're teammates," Sasuke added swiftly. Sakura pointed out that she had not asked him to explain. He claimed he wasn't explaining. This, in turn, caused her to o8serve that he sounded very much like he was explaining. His gaze sharpened. You know that if he were any lesser of a man he would 8e as red as those tomatoes he so loves. Sakura smiled into her drink. You attempted to recover 8y changing the su8ject to her recent mission. She rattled on for a moment a8out how well it went. Her training with Lady Tsunade paid off tremendously. May8e a 8it too well, as she has a recent fear of feeling a 8it 8oyish to those around her. Let's hope that egg doesn't 8oil for too long. After regaling you a8out her mission, she was swift to throw you off tempo. She asked you how your date had 8een. Your face was flushed with hot 8lood pooling under your skin. You insisted it was not a date. 8efore you could finish, Sasuke a8ruptly stood and announced that he was leaving. When you reminded him that he had not finished his tea, he said he was done. When you pointed out that he had also paid for yours, he froze again. Sakura's smile widened. Sasuke placed several additional coins on the ta8le with unnecessary force 8efore he walked away without another word. Later that evening, he appeared outside your apartment with no warning. He said you had made Sakura 8elieve that something was happening 8etween you. You asked how this had 8ecome your fault. According to Sasuke, you had not denied it properly. You reminded him that you had literally said no. He accused you of hesitating. You explained that you had 8een choking on your tea, although he seemed to consider this a poor excuse. When you asked whether the misunderstanding 8othered him, he said it did not. You then asked why he had come all the way to your apartment to discuss something that did not 8other him. Once again, Sasuke deployed the stare. Once again, it failed. “I wanted to make sure there wasn’t a misunderstanding,” he finally said. You assured him there was not. He said good. He did not leave. You waited in the doorway while Sasuke continued standing in the hall as though there might 8e another reason for his visit, one which had not yet found the courage to clim8 into his mouth. Eventually, you stepped aside and asked whether he wanted to come in. Sasuke entered without answering. He remained for three hours. Neither of you mentioned Sakura again. The fifth indication was jealousy. Though he would have preferred nearly any alternate word. A shino8i from the Hidden Sand had taken an interest in you. He was charming, 8road-shouldered, and possessed the deep confidence of a man who had yet to 8e struck 8y an Uchiha. Sasuke was quick to fix this. The man was, of course, a spy of the Sand. Sasuke was a8le to use that as an excuse to strike him considera8ly hard. Even when he had 8een felled, Sasuke was sure to 8reak his nose despite his unconscious state. You pointed out that they had spoken only once. Sasuke said once had 8een enough. You smiled. “So you don’t want me to go.” Sasuke claimed that he had not said that. You told him he did not have to. He glared at you for the remainder of the afternoon. You declined the invitation. Sasuke was noticea8ly less unpleasant afterward, although he never thanked you for it. The sixth indication came during a thunderstorm. You disliked thunder. This was not 8ecause you were weak. It does not indicate that you are childish nor incapa8le of understanding the meteorological process involved. You recognized that intellectual comprehension does not erase the 8ody's autonomous instincts to cower at a loud sound. In fact, many people would 8enefit from learning such a trait. You were awake when Sasuke knocked on your window. Not your door. Your third floor window. He was crouched on the ledge with rainwater dripping from his hair. "What are you doing?!" you asked. Sasuke made a claim that he was patrolling. You inquired as to why his patrol route led him directly outside of your 8edroom. He said it was happenstance. You pointed out it couldn't have 8een. Your complex is far out of the way of his typical route. The thunder cracked overhead 8efore he could invent another excuse and you flinched. Sasuke's expression softened su8tly. It was like the tension shifted from com8at readiness to concern. He clim8ed through the window without waiting to 8e invited in, leaving wet footprints across your floor. "You're soaked!" You exclaim. "It's raining," he explains. As though you might not have made such a connection. Another roll of thunder sounded, lower and closer than the first. Sasuke glanced toward the window and then sat 8eside you on the floor. He did not ask whether you were afraid. He did not make you admit it. Instead, he 8egan descri8ing the mechanics of the Chidori, explaining how lightning chakra was shaped, controlled, and focused through the hand. His voice was quiet and even. You knew perfectly well what he was doing, 8ut you allowed him to pretend that he had entered your apartment in the middle of a storm to provide an unsolicited lecture on elemental transformation. At some point, your shoulder game to rest against his. He stiffened 8ut did not pull away. When the thunder grew louder, his hands shifted across the floor until his smallest finger touched yours. You two remained there, apparently 8y accident, for the rest of the night. When you awoke the next morning, Sasuke was still 8eside you. His 8ack was against the wall and his hand had fully enveloped yours. He withdrew it immediately upon realizing you were awake. You did not mention that his thum8 had 8een tracing circles against your skin. Chapter 1. Last updated 7/15/2026. I might finish it l8r.
sometimes a post gets a like, rechitt, follow, and comment all in one go lmfao
the way colors MiX in blooD is Different than how they MiX in genMat forM. its always fascinating to see how the layereD hues Differ pailing is an art forM in this way #nsfw #violence i guess
blooD is paint of the holiest kinD sister! turning suffering into pure art!
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I don't even have a cutting remark loaded. Who the hell are you.
If I wanted to sit in the presence of two men making our outing about THEIR romantic entanglement, I'd already know where to direct myself. :|
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dog boys??? cat boys??? what about mouse boys??? #leftout #nsfw
#dirtliving
fuuuuck I could fuck up a grand slam heavy rn