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I second killing dirk
Narrative beam
Yeah. I’ve been inspired lately and thought might as well.
Not now kitten. Daddy is writing is novel about a turtle and a tiger falling in love with the same rock.
tεll 1t 1 l0vε 1t
Th1z 1z thε bεzt th1ng 1’vε εvεr zεεn wtf 1z 1t
It is crucial, that you shut the fuck up,, right now.
__Ah._He_seems_busy.__ https://i.imgur.com/bNZJsC4.gif #eyestrain #blood #violence #gif
shaballꙮingus is alsꙮ an insane name ꙮf a guy i knew ꙮnce - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
It is quite easy remembering card numbers at one second glances. A skill. I’m such it will go exceptionally.
It is funded by the Strider card and that is not mine lol.
It is actually going really well. It will be released to the AI of the whole plane of existence very soon if everything goes to plan.
You know the saying, a guy has to follow his coding.
꒦꒷ okay phew thats fine then
@slopMaster 8a8y our gru8 is gonna look sick as fuck
holy shit I will a8solutely don my little gru8 in shades
I would never think to infringe upon their territory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_slavery
Too much adventure novels, it rot his brain. Like all those fear mongering warnings would caution about.
The only one that knew about that out of anyone online right now was you. Besides his funny to mess with, gets ‘the willies’ when I call him Jake English.
I think it would be really funny if that chit got over twenty dislikes.
((I have seen and made more and more references to this song every time I look around on this site ever since I listened to it the first time lmao
MY NAME IS LORD ENGCALIBEQUIHAGAMZDOC SC-
I don't think §ome of you a(R)e poly I ju§t think §ome of you a(R)e af(R)aid of §aying "no" to people. #da§hwat(c)hing ™
B33 < if you say so i suppaws
8=l < Good advice I will do just this
Nothing revolves a fulcrum, dummy. A fulcrum is a point of support to distribute force in a lever.
more like full on fart. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're too busy catching everything else! -winks.-
I fumbled it. Hnghn. *blushes and facepalms*
Excellent question. I promise this has nothing to do with this random Hal that was on my feed. I am referencing this: https://img.ifunny.co/images/272de007614d5fba96780f47160a5a9ee2c84c9c246aa230fd3a7a0ca738acea_1.jpg
Sigh......... I miss Cronus.................... (Don't tell anyone. Ugh.)
"Goth night" and it's just a Tuesday for people who discovered eyeliner in the last calendar year. Congrats on the fishnets. Truly revolutionary, please tell me more about the one Bauhaus song you know.
Youre most welcome strider! Keep an eye on this ball and ill be sure to knock every last ounce of pathy out the park. *double pistol wink!*
Well then paddle my latex and call me a goth the way this song is in all my platlists!
im kekking in im cringing out noscoping normies in the dark this is it the memepacalypse woahohoh
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut. i just want t0 hang 0ut with my fell0w g0ths and talk ab0ut h0w much i l0ve tr0ll tim burt0n's the nightmare bef0re tr0ll christmas and listening t0 sleep t0ken and bad 0mens.
it seems my last review 0ffended the g0ths. after careful c0nsiderati0n and reflecti0n, i'm revising my attire f0r g0th night. i'm listening and learning. instead i'll be sh0wing up in full hazbin h0tel alast0r c0splay.
you seem like you really wanna attend the weekly orgy
i hear the new patch is meant to be better for new players anyways
losing points at the weekly orgy because the matchmaking is bullshit
like i said before its a bit early but because its done i will show u the costume 2 my private halloween party i am going as some prince of heart guy i will have 2 practice my monologuing soon
Science has proven that a human being can live 11 days without sleep. Since I am not entirely human, that number is perceived as bullshit and replaced with the idea of an infinity could pass without significant detriment to my physical well being. During the time where I would normally be laying my head down and closing my eyes I will be substituting it with sitting up and staring at the wall. It would even be cool if sometimes there was a tv there with something on it that I enjoyed watching. However, this is not a necessity.
Fine. I'm bad. I'm a bad person, and I deserve to go to Christian Hell for my selective sympathy.
...he. has a point, i have to admit. heartless or not. #vagueposting
Alright these bodies are worth way more then we thought, have fun finding their graves tomorrow.
This is why, of course, what you need is an antagonist with class.
H-hey Chittr..... Long time no see!
I miss you terribly, broski. We have to do something epic again, pronto.
Ultimate Casper.
@bitchLasagna @cryhoundColortura https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2242.png #yaoi I. May need to stop, drinkin for a lil bit I feel sick
Ladies and gents https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/Screenshot_20260810_201415_Brave.jpg Its time Animal x Garfield hot sizzlin #yaoi shall commence
alliteration appeals to all, a(quainted and alien alike
fellow Humans Wat Shall we Eat Today
Wat Human Music would u Recommend
For my first Human task I will Drive a Car (Is it recommended 2 consume a Beer before FroI mean Hand or no) Fanks
I will not bend the knee
Striders Have, Finally, Earned Back Their Hour In The Canoe. #serene
Wow! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
trinkets and treats...
damn you random dirk on my timeline now im tempted to start calling my badges my trinkets
D --> Just get more unbreakable swords
D --> Henceforth allowed topics: D --> Horses D --> Archery D --> Maids D --> Blacksmithing D --> Monsters D --> Westerns D --> Horrorterrors D --> Superheroes D --> Horses again D --> Pokemon (especially the horse ones) D --> Muscles D --> Cute girls (you guys are doing great on this one) D --> Swords D --> Music before the 80s D --> If I think of more I will add more
I WOULD NOT CONSIDER YOU MODEST EITHER. YET. IN COMPARISON TO OTHERS. THIS HONESTY BETRAYS A LACK OF PURE EGO.
*Yawns,* I think I gotta hit the ole slime. Here we go, more weird dreams yay....... -_-
MODESTY AND RESTRAINT. THESE ARE RARE QUALITIES.
*I give you a sheepish smile, rubbing the back of my head, nodding nonchalantly.* Mhm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Inner voice: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING CHUD LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*I blush, eyes widening. Is this really happening...? I nod enthusiastically.* Y-yes!!!!!!! Of course!!!! Hahahaha. See you there, dear- DIRK. DIRK. I'LL SEE YOU THERE, DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *My awesome shades fall down on my face. So cool and sauve!!!! Even if it isn't as cool as Dirk.*
It has!! :D *I give you a smirk. You thinking what I'm thinking?
*I chuckle.* Of course I know, Dirk. AKA, the most caring and awesomest friend a [gender] could ever have! <3 *i twirl my girlish [color] hair and giggle.*
HELL YEAH YOU DID!!! >:D *I give you a noogie, and a big ole hug.* Agggh, sorry- you're right Dork. :PPPP
You are always such a jokester, Dirky! :P *I do our secret, even more epic handshake flawlessly.* What the hell are you talking about? I'm on Alternia, remember?
Hi there Dirk!!!!! *smiles really happily, and offers my fist for an epic fist bunmp* Missed you!!!
WARNING. THIS CHARACTER *WILL* IMPLY THEY KNOW YOUR CHARACTER AND ACT OVERLY FAMILIAR WITH THEM. THAT IS APART OF THE BIT. BLOCK ACCORDINGLY IF THAT ANNOYS YOU. YOUR NAME IS [Name,] AND YOU ARE [sweeps] OLD. YOU HAVE [color] BLOOD, AND LIVE IN A FAIRLY SIZABLE BEACH HIVE THAT IS FAIRLY CLOSE TO THE CITY. ALTERNIA IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. SOMETIMES- THE DRONES SOMETIMES GET YOU DOWN, BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM THAT TONIGHT IS *NOT* THE NIGHT YOU WILL BE GETTING CULLED with your [Strife Specibus]-kind. The Empress knows of your existence, and often HISSES when you give her the MIDDLE FINGER IN AN OVERLY DEFIANT REACTION. She is aware of the power you hold within, something you have not discovered about yourself.... YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, THAT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: JOHN EGBERT, DAVE STRIDER, JAKE ENGLISH, DIRK STRIDER, KARKAT VANTAS, TAVROS NITRAM, SOLLUX CAPTOR, EQUIUS ZAHAK, GAMZEE MAKARA, ERIDAN AMPORA, THEIR DANCESTORS, THEIR ANCESTORS, and just about EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE SHIPPED WITH. Lucky for you, you have a very big heart, and a rather nonchalant attitude towards their shenanigans. You could basically be put into ANY SITUATION and it will have a FAVORABLE OUTCOME OF SOME KIND. You often keep your [color] hair in a messy bun, which often falls in messy strands that get in your gorgeous [color] eyes. Often, you wear [color] [style] clothes, and place your sign, [Sign] on the middle of your [color] shirt. Naturally, you are an agreeable troll that seems to get along well with EVERYONE, except a HANDFUL OF WOMEN WHO SEEM TO BE VERY JEALOUS OF YOU, FOR SOME REASON. You don't let this bother you, however. You know you aren't like other girls. The ones that are nice, you absolutely love to hang out with. They often drag you out of your hive for a VARIETY OF ACTIVITIES, when you would much rather STAY IN. Sigh. They mean well. You have a variety of hobbies, including READING, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, LISTENING TO INDIE MUSIC, GUNS, ROBOTICS, ROMANCE MOVIES, SLAM POETRY, FLARPING, CODING, AND GOING ON ADVENTURES, JUST TO NAME A FEW. ALL AND ALL, you are just a [gender.] A [gender] TRYING TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THIS CRAZY PLACE WE CALL PARADOX SPACE. #x-reader #reader-insert #hurt/comfort #enemies-to-lovers #romance #yumeshipping #ocxcanon #eridan/reader #karkat/reader #dave-strider/reader #vriska-serket #cronus/reader #mituna/reader #Mutual Pining/Pining #Soulmate/Soulmate AU #friends-to-lovers #First-Kiss #Eventual-Romance #Confessions #Mutual-Pining/Pining #Sharing-a-Recupracoon #Love-At-First-Sight #Original-Character/OC/OCs #Morally-Grey/Ambiguous Characters
I implicitly disapprove of everything this man is doing.
I'll Be Eating Raw Meat Out Of The Hunger Trunk While Hunched Over In The Dark To Honor Troll Jennifer's Body Tolight.