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alliteration appeals to all, a(quainted and alien alike
fellow Humans Wat Shall we Eat Today
Wat Human Music would u Recommend
For my first Human task I will Drive a Car (Is it recommended 2 consume a Beer before FroI mean Hand or no) Fanks
I will not bend the knee
Striders Have, Finally, Earned Back Their Hour In The Canoe. #serene
Wow! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
trinkets and treats...
damn you random dirk on my timeline now im tempted to start calling my badges my trinkets
D --> Just get more unbreakable swords
D --> Henceforth allowed topics: D --> Horses D --> Archery D --> Maids D --> Blacksmithing D --> Monsters D --> Westerns D --> Horrorterrors D --> Superheroes D --> Horses again D --> Pokemon (especially the horse ones) D --> Muscles D --> Cute girls (you guys are doing great on this one) D --> Swords D --> Music before the 80s D --> If I think of more I will add more
I WOULD NOT CONSIDER YOU MODEST EITHER. YET. IN COMPARISON TO OTHERS. THIS HONESTY BETRAYS A LACK OF PURE EGO.
*Yawns,* I think I gotta hit the ole slime. Here we go, more weird dreams yay....... -_-
MODESTY AND RESTRAINT. THESE ARE RARE QUALITIES.
*I give you a sheepish smile, rubbing the back of my head, nodding nonchalantly.* Mhm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Inner voice: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING CHUD LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*I blush, eyes widening. Is this really happening...? I nod enthusiastically.* Y-yes!!!!!!! Of course!!!! Hahahaha. See you there, dear- DIRK. DIRK. I'LL SEE YOU THERE, DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *My awesome shades fall down on my face. So cool and sauve!!!! Even if it isn't as cool as Dirk.*
It has!! :D *I give you a smirk. You thinking what I'm thinking?
*I chuckle.* Of course I know, Dirk. AKA, the most caring and awesomest friend a [gender] could ever have! <3 *i twirl my girlish [color] hair and giggle.*
HELL YEAH YOU DID!!! >:D *I give you a noogie, and a big ole hug.* Agggh, sorry- you're right Dork. :PPPP
You are always such a jokester, Dirky! :P *I do our secret, even more epic handshake flawlessly.* What the hell are you talking about? I'm on Alternia, remember?
Hi there Dirk!!!!! *smiles really happily, and offers my fist for an epic fist bunmp* Missed you!!!
WARNING. THIS CHARACTER *WILL* IMPLY THEY KNOW YOUR CHARACTER AND ACT OVERLY FAMILIAR WITH THEM. THAT IS APART OF THE BIT. BLOCK ACCORDINGLY IF THAT ANNOYS YOU. YOUR NAME IS [Name,] AND YOU ARE [sweeps] OLD. YOU HAVE [color] BLOOD, AND LIVE IN A FAIRLY SIZABLE BEACH HIVE THAT IS FAIRLY CLOSE TO THE CITY. ALTERNIA IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. SOMETIMES- THE DRONES SOMETIMES GET YOU DOWN, BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM THAT TONIGHT IS *NOT* THE NIGHT YOU WILL BE GETTING CULLED with your [Strife Specibus]-kind. The Empress knows of your existence, and often HISSES when you give her the MIDDLE FINGER IN AN OVERLY DEFIANT REACTION. She is aware of the power you hold within, something you have not discovered about yourself.... YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, THAT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: JOHN EGBERT, DAVE STRIDER, JAKE ENGLISH, DIRK STRIDER, KARKAT VANTAS, TAVROS NITRAM, SOLLUX CAPTOR, EQUIUS ZAHAK, GAMZEE MAKARA, ERIDAN AMPORA, THEIR DANCESTORS, THEIR ANCESTORS, and just about EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE SHIPPED WITH. Lucky for you, you have a very big heart, and a rather nonchalant attitude towards their shenanigans. You could basically be put into ANY SITUATION and it will have a FAVORABLE OUTCOME OF SOME KIND. You often keep your [color] hair in a messy bun, which often falls in messy strands that get in your gorgeous [color] eyes. Often, you wear [color] [style] clothes, and place your sign, [Sign] on the middle of your [color] shirt. Naturally, you are an agreeable troll that seems to get along well with EVERYONE, except a HANDFUL OF WOMEN WHO SEEM TO BE VERY JEALOUS OF YOU, FOR SOME REASON. You don't let this bother you, however. You know you aren't like other girls. The ones that are nice, you absolutely love to hang out with. They often drag you out of your hive for a VARIETY OF ACTIVITIES, when you would much rather STAY IN. Sigh. They mean well. You have a variety of hobbies, including READING, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, LISTENING TO INDIE MUSIC, GUNS, ROBOTICS, ROMANCE MOVIES, SLAM POETRY, FLARPING, CODING, AND GOING ON ADVENTURES, JUST TO NAME A FEW. ALL AND ALL, you are just a [gender.] A [gender] TRYING TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THIS CRAZY PLACE WE CALL PARADOX SPACE. #x-reader #reader-insert #hurt/comfort #enemies-to-lovers #romance #yumeshipping #ocxcanon #eridan/reader #karkat/reader #dave-strider/reader #vriska-serket #cronus/reader #mituna/reader #Mutual Pining/Pining #Soulmate/Soulmate AU #friends-to-lovers #First-Kiss #Eventual-Romance #Confessions #Mutual-Pining/Pining #Sharing-a-Recupracoon #Love-At-First-Sight #Original-Character/OC/OCs #Morally-Grey/Ambiguous Characters
I implicitly disapprove of everything this man is doing.
I'll Be Eating Raw Meat Out Of The Hunger Trunk While Hunched Over In The Dark To Honor Troll Jennifer's Body Tolight.