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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@trulyTestified

You know who I am.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1306Kull Score: 169214 followers8 following
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@toebeanTerror[TT]

33> I Might Hav3 T0 Put Th3 Strid3rs 0n My Dni <33

Kult: +14
Kull: +7
Total: 21
Ratio: 2.00
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

It's a reasonable course of action.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

Well I can't say I saw anything from today coming, however kidnapping was on my chitter bingo card for this week so at least there's that.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

After a certain point it should really just be the free space.

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Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@radiantFrenzy[RF]

ANYONE ever says anythin about that lil junior thing and it's on SIGHT

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ JUNJOR'S PAPA SO MEAN 2 IT SUMTIMES I FINK WE SHULᐖ KILL ᐖAT GUY ᐛ

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

I second killing dirk

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

So true "bestie".

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

it's okay you get to stay

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Oh goodie.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Daddy Dirk?

Kult: +17
Kull: +14
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.21
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Hm.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

God, remember "Nice Dirk"? Glad he's gone.

Kult: +92
Kull: +90
Total: 182
Ratio: 1.02

Oh, that's me bro, I got character development.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Well isn't that something? From campaigning against Trollbama not during election season to, whatever this is. You sure have changed.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Alright you seem to be willfully misunderstanding my shock, don't ever call me "Bastard Strider" again, I have a fucking name.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Sheesh alright alright. Wouldn't want to see you angry, the devil shivers when a nice guy loses his cool and all.

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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Sorry. It's a sore subject for me, and it's been kind of a rough week as is. I shouldn't have snapped, that's on me. And furthermore, I politely ask that you never refer to me as a "Nice Guy" again, I do not associate with those fedora wearing ill-manered wannabe martyrs. Respectfully.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Are you trying to Steven Universe me? Let's go back to hurling insults.

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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

... No and No. I just don't like being angry.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Come on, we Striders are known for being an emotionally expressive bunch, show a little passion.

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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

There's a difference between passion and belligerence. I have plenty of passion for the things I enjoy, pointless arguments and getting called a bastard are *not* one of them.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

That was four entire messages ago, you can't still be upset about that. People change.

Every reality of note and every narrative of consequence has a villain. An antagonist, at least. Have you identified yours, yet?

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Well of course I know him, he's me.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Daring today aren't we?

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

*、?? wH4TS TH4T M34N!⚡️

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

I believe in you, the reader, to take all information into account and draw your own conclusions.

Not now kitten. Daddy is writing is novel about a turtle and a tiger falling in love with the same rock.

Kult: +25
Kull: +17
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.47
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

It's always nice to see you took up my affinity for writing, even across divergences.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Rejoice, I have a gift for you. Do you like it?

Kult: +29
Kull: +20
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.45
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Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@gutterCipher[GC]

Th1z 1z thε bεzt th1ng 1’vε εvεr zεεn wtf 1z 1t

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

It's one of my creations.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Verified
A user of established repute
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
@frameMistress[FM]

Hey, wow, I don’t like that!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Well, there's no accounting for bad taste.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Now listen, I am admittedly an outsider to that timeline, I did kill myself after all (#cw-self-harm #suicide) but why the hell was psycho the murder clown the one they decided to bring back? Like? I feel as though there were better candidates. Hilarious that Jane loves him more than Jake though I will admit.

Kult: +10
Kull: +17
Total: 27
Ratio: 0.59
SF
Developer of The Game
This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.
@starstruckFanatic[SF]

P★★R guy'S been cucked hiS enTiRe life

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

Well, I don't know if I'd use the word "poor". Implies a certain level of pity I do not hold for him.