The One and Only
@trulyTestified
You know who I am.
If he keeps being mean to Junior we're never going to get our canoe time back.
Damn, that sucks.
God, remember "Nice Dirk"? Glad he's gone.
Sorry. It's a sore subject for me, and it's been kind of a rough week as is. I shouldn't have snapped, that's on me. And furthermore, I politely ask that you never refer to me as a "Nice Guy" again, I do not associate with those fedora wearing ill-manered wannabe martyrs. Respectfully.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ whoa what the fuck you were shy dirk???? you really don't tell me shit smh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i mean you didn't tell me you were going to blow up again the blowing up makes sense now, shy dirk did that too ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Come on, we Striders are known for being an emotionally expressive bunch, show a little passion.
There's a difference between passion and belligerence. I have plenty of passion for the things I enjoy, pointless arguments and getting called a bastard are *not* one of them.
That was four entire messages ago, you can't still be upset about that. People change.
Daring today aren't we?
I believe in you, the reader, to take all information into account and draw your own conclusions.
Rejoice, I have a gift for you. Do you like it?
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Sometimes I like to throw rocks at the creations we have made.
Now listen, I am admittedly an outsider to that timeline, I did kill myself after all (#cw-self-harm #suicide) but why the hell was psycho the murder clown the one they decided to bring back? Like? I feel as though there were better candidates. Hilarious that Jane loves him more than Jake though I will admit.
Well, I don't know if I'd use the word "poor". Implies a certain level of pity I do not hold for him.
For the record, I'm neutral on Junior.
I mean, it's clear to me that you are not. Neutrality would be not caring if it gets thanked or not.
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Anytime another "ultimate" Dirk joins this site one of us is lying. It's up to you, the reader, to figure out which one is which. In this way, I am a mystery novel.
Well shit Calcifer I know my expectations were low but I didn't expect you to be stumped by a single sentence. The users of this site amaze me every day.
I'm just going off your own bio. Should probably adjust it if you don't want the confusion.
Oh fuck me, I nearly forgot about that. Meant to remove that, stupid joke from when I was a kid.
Right, well, happy to help. Now I'm going to go find someone who wants to solve my mysteries.
It's a mixed berry smoothie btw thanks for asking.
Actually kind of insane to name your child Tavros. Jade would've been justified to freak the fuck out.
That's really unfortunate.
ARe you earnestly speaking,, ill of me,, while i am in a predicament and hiding tos urvive,,,
yeah. i feel like falling fꙮr the mꙮst basic "may i have yꙮur name" is a bit ꙮf natural selectiꙮn, thꙮugh. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
There's some truth to that yeah.
@rubyredBarking this seems like something you'd like your eyes on currently.
Damn, that sucks I guess. Got a smoothie though so, everything's coming up Dirk.
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When I'm happy I say: Bitches love my shades. When I'm sad I say: I've disappeared into the infinity of myself. And I am... magnificent.
I went to "mad at me island" and you weren't there yet. This will change.
Oh, good.
Megidos can be cruel can't they?
Yes you're very quaint with that observation. The fact of the matter is that my interactions with the Megidos have been quite pleasant so far.
@cryhoundColoratura as your new best friend it is my shame that I will not be attending your grub shower, which you were no doubt going to be inviting me to. I am quite busy on Deltritus as of now, however, I will be sending you some sick shades for the youth. I hope they are to their liking.
holy shit I will a8solutely don my little gru8 in shades
I do everything with purpose, I have no purpose to give your grub "evil shades" and so they are regular. They don't even have an auto responder in them.
Writing in my very real notebook "Lord English is a tsundere."
REMOVE YOuR HANDS. FROM THAT PENCIL. IMMEDIATELY.
I write in pen, because I do not make mistakes.
Though as a warning, my actual best friend is probably actually Y/N.
I laugh now, but one day it will be egg on my face. Then the Dirks will laugh at me. I will deserve it.
You're just lucky he decided to do this today, otherwise the most notable Dirk event would be you willingly spending time with English.
The only one that knew about that out of anyone online right now was you. Besides his funny to mess with, gets ‘the willies’ when I call him Jake English.
You ever wonder why Jade doesn't speak like that? It's just him.
Too much adventure novels, it rot his brain. Like all those fear mongering warnings would caution about.
Where's the satanic panic over that one christian moms of America? "My darling boy was once a righteous young lad, then he started reading 'Beadle's American Library' and now he won't stop saying 'great scott'!"