♣ mediated by @acinonyxAnonymous

dave what the fuck
Its Not That You Cant Make A Denim Jacket Look Good Its Just Exactly That

D --> Pasta

((We have to send you to jail for this one.
okay, ONE cup is fine. but maybe not FIVE cups. that feels a little too much... you're drinking water too, right?

You could have just asked, my record is about 7 pots and I was mostly fine that day. Although I do have an addiction to caffine.
wow, a man of science! hubbahubba!!! hehe. but really you should maybe... cut down the coffee a little?
All I Care About Is The Fact That A Dragon Egg Hatched Today And We Got A New Hatchling. this Human Drama Is Unnecessary And Boring. Also Repetitive.

[MR. LALONDE THI$ I$ ONLY JU$T THE TIP OF THE I#EBERG]

chill man its "free entertainment". or whatever.
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!

i+’s one of +hem, no+ every single one does i+.

i+’s vsvally +his +ime of nigh+ i+ happens.

i+ happens +o everyone. i+’s no+hing personal.

would u hang out wiff me for 20 caegars yes or no (this is me begging)

Here's a hint: the name I prefer is Jasmine, but my "official" name is Jasprose, a portmanteau of Jaspers and Rose. Here's another hint: I am a sprite fusion. Yes, exactly. You're getting it. Good job! Except invert the species from what you're thinking and then you'll get who I am meow! :3

Also I am not actually going to kill you. That was a clever joke.

You are my shadow self and I have to kill you.

WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS

Hello there! You seem a bit familiar.






