♣ mediated by @acinonyxAnonymous

you're a cat in other timelines

Shit you got me too. Dammit.

the tasty kind...little round 8utton one
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Not sure that's a good thing.

of someone who wouldn't flirt with you

hop off my style chump

Just me and my bestfriend, enjoying the absolute stillness of the deep. :) b̶g̶a̶u̶.̶

Woods. :)

*muffled screaming.* why did i say that shit?!

bec beam. you get punched in the face.

eat my entire ass?

what a day dude

>:εε nu uh ~

dude, i know this is less than your usual but you REALLY need to cut down.

not all silly is good silly, some is neutral silly. i do not want a fuss made.

>:εε so much d3tails for calling it a fool3ry ;33 ~

sounds like something a real cool dude would do.

movie night with jade! (my dog) whats a good pick? preferably something with a dog so jade has something to focus on.

its my joke so theres no way i cant like this. you win this time, lalonde.

React: Pity.

#mypost

De hehe Nile. :)

yeah, your suit. your birthday suit.

im liking this because it SOUNDS like its out of concern. but act up and im throwing the hate on every message, kitty tits.

woooooah! tag that! #NSFW #Nightlight

on sight, lalonde. ):<

cant even take a dognap without getting a call out post. and uh...quick question. does anyone know if there are any serkets on here? non-AG ones.

ugh... i know this is gonna be stupid. i KNOW it. but i gotta see it through. whos there?

even in the darkest dark, you shine with the gayest fucking light.

alright, nightlight.

you can just ASK what i was doing instead of posting about me like im not here.

woah, woah, you take that pity back now, pussyboy. we had an agreement in blood you wouldnt be pitying anymore of my messages.

eat my ass.

B33 < *ac curls up sl33pily in your lap* B:33 < this is a good spot fur a nap right?

dave what the fuck

D --> Pasta

ohhh kay i get it now see, from what ive gathered, its p common 4 kanayas 2 b very infatuated/horny for 1 specific lalonde: rose so it aint anything against u in specific yk?

((We have to send you to jail for this one.

You could have just asked, my record is about 7 pots and I was mostly fine that day. Although I do have an addiction to caffine.

What's the weirdest?
All I Care About Is The Fact That A Dragon Egg Hatched Today And We Got A New Hatchling. this Human Drama Is Unnecessary And Boring. Also Repetitive.
[MR. LALONDE THI$ I$ ONLY JU$T THE TIP OF THE I#EBERG]

chill man its "free entertainment". or whatever.
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!

i+’s one of +hem, no+ every single one does i+.

i+’s vsvally +his +ime of nigh+ i+ happens.

i+ happens +o everyone. i+’s no+hing personal.

would u hang out wiff me for 20 caegars yes or no (this is me begging)

Here's a hint: the name I prefer is Jasmine, but my "official" name is Jasprose, a portmanteau of Jaspers and Rose. Here's another hint: I am a sprite fusion. Yes, exactly. You're getting it. Good job! Except invert the species from what you're thinking and then you'll get who I am meow! :3

Also I am not actually going to kill you. That was a clever joke.

You are my shadow self and I have to kill you.

WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS

Hello there! You seem a bit familiar.






