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Meow meow. Mrrow meow mow meowr mrrow myeaow maow myeaw. :3
bone :)
no chit.
i miss the thrill of the masquerade... ive been thinking about the bloke who kissed my mask as the harrower hehe
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I stand with my (possibly) canceled wife.
3> If I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm gonna be a one man Cheeseburger apocalypse. <3
▲the ignore button is free by the way▼ ▲it costs nothing to use it▼
You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice
Is that yet another instance of a Dave Strider doing "Never Gonna Give You Up" one word at a time on the timeline?
-=[feed me an interaction berry_☺]=-
taking a 8ite out of everypuppy’s food today
yall mind if i get a little wizardry going.
Rode a girl so hard one time she passed out and apparently stayed out of it for a solid twenty four hours. Never heard from her again, wonder what she's up too. #nsfw
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[ Oh Boy, Who Is THAT??? ] This is a profile for QUINN EGBERT from hit fanadventure Guidestuck! A series where whatever was prototyped takes the place of the player for a totally not obviously doomed session! The harleQUINN took the Egbert's slot. Cal took the Strider's slot. Bec took the Harley's slot. And Jasper took the Lalonde's slot. Personality will be displayed in chits and interactions so lets cover some important details for the character themselves in the Chittr biome. - Default Age: 21-22 - Personality Quirks: Friendly, energetic, (more than) a bit woowoo. - SFW v NSFW: NSFW is fine but Quinn personally will be hesitant to interact with //most// NSFW posts due to her personality. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/017663f2bf2d.jpg (art by @ pinocchiosVices on Tumblr!)
// Hello! Aranea is writing a journal about Chittr's most interesting characters (so, everyone, yes, you too!) and will likely publish chapters now and then. One of her main interests is GHOSTS, so if your character lives in the bubbles, even better! She may be biased to those who play/have played SGRUB, but Non-Game Universes are just as welcome. If you'd like for her to 𝗌̶𝗍̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗄̶ observe your muses without their knowledge, please fill the form below! It will remain on her bio, as well. You can send as many entries as you'd like. She Sees It All. https://forms.gle/4oSV8BAFYmoRTxoi8 #AraneasGrimoire #AraneasArchive
kurly took me to alternia for some...practice in dealing with alternian trolls and jeez!!! you guys need to be squishier! (|>:I had to use my good nails when it came to shooting at anyone higher than gold what the heck!!! #violence #wasteofgoodnails
stop, hammer time
✨🍭🕷️ SINCE. WE ARE TALKING FASHION (#MYFAVORITE)(#ASIDEFROMCURSESANDGHOSTS) #FITCHECK. I change it up. Obviously. But this is my go-to. 🕷️🍭✨
Never has my crystal 8all glowed so 8rightly 8efore. I often use it to get a vague sense of whether lady luck will smile at me, am8iguous as she is on a good night. Gazing through its surface doesn't often fill me with this deep unease, as if I'm 8eing watched 8ack 8y something other than its smooth, spherical surface. 8ut that cannot 8e right. The 8u88les are clo8d in mystery, for no one rules over them, unfazed 8y time and space, unlike the living worlds in paradox space. My session has 8een null for eons now, it's safe to say that there isn't any imminent threat that I need to prepare for. We're all dead. So, what could 8e gazing 8ack at me from where my eye cannot see?
my dms Are open to everyone eXXXcept h|m thAts the new rule | th|nk
B33 < *ac sn33zes joy and whimsy cooties on you*
▲i mean if i just tied her up in my basement for a couple nights i think it would fix her▼ ▲no not you rose▼ ▲or laika▼ ▲or aranea though youre already down there▼ ▲or virsha▼
Its Not That You Cant Make A Denim Jacket Look Good Its Just Exactly That
B33 < biiiiiig stretch break
O-> Snuggly...
|m lAy|ng down on the floor. |ts so cold gwAAh pls knock unless you wAnnA see me full-Ass nAked | guess th|s |s nsfw And | guess th|s counts As toepost|ng
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
naknaknak! i love ice cream! and pizza! this one is a win!
:33 < do a tierlist of sodas
Thank You
My Matesprit Is On Chittr Now, Who Cheered
alright. has everyone been nice? behaved well? i'm uh. gonna post that extra pic terezi took if so.
mm raviolis #food
B33 < furick i want spaghetti and meatballs meow
At home? Aglio e Olio. Sit-down restaurant? Something garlicky with shrimp, probably. Actual Italian place? All'arrabiata. I can start to see why my Kanaya broke up with me. /lh
၄⋆၃ me and my shitty xup of noodle and xanned soups against the world dot dot dot
၄⋆၃ pasta
hi it's jinx! you might know me from chitts. i just wanna remind you all BE NICE!!!
၄⋆၃ remember to stretxh before and after drawing xarpal tunnel in your prongs hinges is a bitxh and you DO NOT want it dot dot dot
ohhh kay i get it now see, from what ive gathered, its p common 4 kanayas 2 b very infatuated/horny for 1 specific lalonde: rose so it aint anything against u in specific yk?
You know, I have entertained the idea of summoning all the Lalonde name-bearing folks for a little shin-dig. I may make it happen sometime. And of course that you're invited.
Listing All Kanaya Right Now Properly Theres The British Kanaya Theres The Eldritch Kanaya Theres The Stoner Kanaya Theres The Gay Kanaya The Gay Kanaya The Other Gay Kanaya And Then Comes The Gay Kanaya Theres The Kanaya Thats Also Gay Theres Me I Have No Difference From Any Kanaya Im Just Kanaya And So It Goes
We Have British Kanaya We Have Kanaya Kanaya Then Theres Kanaya And Kanaya Also Kanaya And Theres Also The Eldritch Kanaya
O-> I Enjo+y This " Maryam Mo+ment " ☺️
if i was home i could make a really shitty kirby is fucking pissed edit.
Agreed.
:33 < mewr mad? at me? :33 < how?? :33 < i'm just a little cat :33 < mmrrrp meow meow mrrrp :33 < im tiny and cute :33 < mrrrrrrrp mrow mrrrp
((Because like. Frenching, is my thought
that guy is pitymaxxin. #dashwatching
((Doc Tongue
//Doc lick /j
((We have to send you to jail for this one.
//Doc Sniff (scratch and sniff)
(( I love designing character... I love love loveeeee designing characters :333 https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/MOTHERDEAREST.png
((you ever think about what Guidestuck would have done for its Lord English/Doc Scratch equivalents?
i sew if it helps any
what shall i craft tonight, for fun?
(^･o･^)ﾉ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???
struggling to get up off the ground: but... we... stay... silly!!!!
Yes you are correct, it's also worth an acknowledgement that the effects may differ from person to person.
good meowning >X3
okay, ONE cup is fine. but maybe not FIVE cups. that feels a little too much... you're drinking water too, right?
wow, a man of science! hubbahubba!!! hehe. but really you should maybe... cut down the coffee a little?
The cat is lost in my fur now. H e l p
i dont even take anyfing but sometimes i cant even remember when i write a chit n dats like 50% of da time
Also.
is it me or today feels quieter.
did y0u kn0w that chittr has a security functi0n where, if y0u type y0ur passw0rd, it will aut0matically cens0r the text? f0r example, mine is ********. it's a great way t0 keep y0ur acc0unt safe. #funfacts
who woulge "dinner" it is my cat
am i apart of da cool ppl now
What if Kryqus
the fuck i hornypost ironically i get praises and recognition i hornypost jokingly i get praises and recognition i bear my fucking soul and profess the darkest temptations my shudder finger keyboard grasping hands can feasibly fucking fathom praise? check recognition? you bet your sweet dimpled ass what is this
the words "princely" and "slight" were used in one sentence. the words "rugged" were also used so i dont know if theres a gas leak in her house.
1 W3NT TO G1RLK1SS3R C1TY 4ND TH3Y 4LL KN3W YOUR N4M3
chittr gods! let me edit my replies and i WILL sell my soul to the powers that be. i've got a really valuable one, y'know! i'm GOATed!!
I do not expect much adherence to this #WeatherAnchorWednesday so. I leave you not one, not two, but three options that I managed to put together.
B33c < rivfur? B33 < idk trying too hard
B33 < *ac really thought they could finish this fuckass huge bowl of kimchi rice but hercules purrobably thought rerouting that fuckass river would be easier too*
reverse psyche college degree play jaspers
:33 < da rose has spoken :33 < sacrifice a goat to c'hth'on
Don't know what's going on with all those guys that have hundreds of variants, I'm on my hot girl shit. Get well soon, Green and Orange guys.
All I Care About Is The Fact That A Dragon Egg Hatched Today And We Got A New Hatchling. this Human Drama Is Unnecessary And Boring. Also Repetitive.
[MR. LALONDE THI$ I$ ONLY JU$T THE TIP OF THE I#EBERG]
sighs and taps the sign.
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Unstoppable force (someone’s desperate need for attention) meets immovable object (their own incurable self-sabotaging of their mental well-being driving them to insanity) Don’t get me wrong, I’m not personally invested in any of this, it’s just really funny by this point.
Hoohoo. Well, that's a very nice thought, Mr. Lalonde. You'll understand when you're in a relationship and whipping your own #vague-posts about them too.
Stifles a giggle.
god y'know, one day ya sit down, look at the timeline, then realise that this whole time you've just 6een pissin' into a sea of piss. there is no good here.
chill man its "free entertainment". or whatever.
Tbh, I fail to see what that iteration of me did wrong. But I guess we on that cry baby feed again.
thanks bro
Remember To Drink Some Water Loves
MEOWBEAST: IT SAID A SWEAR. ṴNPRECEDENTED
Doomed Yuri Or Wholesome Yuri
ok so. magic shit. yes.
Good morning! Or good night, depending on your species and/or planet.
B33 < *ac nods sagely* B33 < theyre magical as shit and def scientifically valid too*
Why couldn't friendship be magic.
I am high on cocaine and have a gun.
i+’s one of +hem, no+ every single one does i+.
i+’s vsvally +his +ime of nigh+ i+ happens.
i+ happens +o everyone. i+’s no+hing personal.
SHE SPEAKING USING GIBBERLINK MODE.
-=[youu woulkdnt get it_☺]=-
Climbing is harder if all you do is fly and float like a douchebag.
-=[ghhhrghhorirhhrhrhgghhhahhhhehrhhrhhheh_☺]=-
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hm. What cOlOr shOuld I paint my claws this time? I usually gO fOr Orange Or red, but maybe a cOOl shade wOuld be a nice cOntrast? —— (˘ ³˘)
im loyal :)
No in fact it allowed me to perfectly understand your situation. You're probably from a timeline in which pets and owners are switched, and likely some other changes.
{r} https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/Daehll%20-%20I%20Died.png {r} // no ic reason to post this but i felt the urge to draw daehll
ur pink is a v nice colour also hi
would u hang out wiff me for 20 caegars yes or no (this is me begging)
My 8etter judgment is against seeking answers on Chittr, 8ut I see no 8etter alternatives. Please answer with sincerity, this has 8een happening far too often as of l8. I'm sensing a pattern here. Do I give the impression that I want to inflict 8odily harm and potentially murder anyone who approaches me????????
we stay silly
https://i.postimg.cc/5t8b9SGN/image-2026-07-28-020431881.png if i use my pan for even a second i die
i need to be in a scenario.
How is Rose as a cat?? I can imagine she is a prissy princess puss with precise and particular preferences. I bet she even enforces your bedtime. You as a cat were very sweet and lazy but such is to be expected of neutered male cats. I was very polite and listened to me rambling pseudopsychological analysis at me in the living room. I also put me in a tiny little suit which to everyone's surprise I absolutely loved wearing!
:33< i want to be annoying :33< *ac takes in a d33p breath* :33< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Isn't it? The fact that I am in a sense you is fascinating. Surreal even! As a mere tier-two sprite I was just a silly little cat but I like to think that if I had been a human I would be very smart like my dear sweet Rose. And it seems I was correct!
Also I am not actually going to kill you. That was a clever joke.
Here's a hint: the name I prefer is Jasmine, but my "official" name is Jasprose, a portmanteau of Jaspers and Rose. Here's another hint: I am a sprite fusion. Yes, exactly. You're getting it. Good job! Except invert the species from what you're thinking and then you'll get who I am meow! :3
A night of fights! Legally distinct from fight night though. Some gaudy looking guy was running it.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Yep good old fashioned thunder dome fighting #dontworrythoughIwasthereasadedicatedhealer #noonewasinjuredforlong #itwasingoodfun #violence
Good grief, that was painful. I need to start training if I don't want a repeat of that next time. ::::(
still not over "thumpers". awful. horrid.
.im basically the coolest troll to ever livE .yeaH .im saying it outlouD .cuz its truE
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Woulg anyone like to giscuss maybe friengships? I woulg like to make friengs ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
Cozy, sleepy.
Soon.
Something you'll settle into. I've been sailing them for like a decade now, I think. Thankfully your exposure is limited
.duH .no shit im cooL .im not a loser who questions my coolness cuz some lameozoid dipshit didnt like my vibeS
As chchow said go out and have fun. People will come to like you as time goes on. Or hate your guts. Probably a healthy mix of both. But screw the haters
.coolness factor is not based upon perceptioN .coolness depends on how cool you believe you arE .as for being likeD ?who gives a shiT
xx_x))_CHCHOW_IZ_GLAD!!!_letz_both_find_joy_in_our_livez_okay?_xx
Daily I Love Rose Lalonde
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Not really its just late. Yo
oh sheesh