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Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous

Meow, pretty much meow and thats it.

Blood: VioletAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 940Kull Score: 97215 followers 18 following

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Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I have so many things to say. ^. .^

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Meow meow. Mrrow meow mow meowr mrrow myeaow maow myeaw. :3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I do agree in fact on most that has been said here.

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

transgender

love yourself

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

i have many thoughts

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Speak your mind, Laika.

↩ @acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

transgender

love yourself

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

humngy

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @uprootedGarden[UG]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Bone?

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@aridScuttler[AS]

goregle how to make quick money when i am not gettin paid fast enough by my job real no scam

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

Total: 21

Ratio: 3.20

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Answer: Tax evasion.

Kult: +15

Kull: +2

Total: 17

Ratio: 7.50

Patron

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BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Is that yet another instance of a Dave Strider doing "Never Gonna Give You Up" one word at a time on the timeline?

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

It appears so.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Gracious. This took nearly a day and a half last time.

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Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Strider activities, if one can call it that.

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Currently out of chits idea to post.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < do a tierlist of sodas

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Alright, you've given me a good idea "pawrtner" although I don't really drink so many sodas, but I have knowledge on most.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

My Matesprit Is On Chittr Now, Who Cheered

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Glad for you and them.

@autoResponder[AR]

Observing.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

The Observer perhaps?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

All That Glitters

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Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

I ASKED WHAT WAS PASTA NOT A FULL COOKIN BOOK.

Kult: +21

Kull: +5

Total: 26

Ratio: 4.20

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I did brief it down to you, its not really that complicated.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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Puppymoded

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

All That Glitters

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Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

WHAT THE FUCK IS PASTA.

Kult: +13

Kull: +5

Total: 18

Ratio: 2.60

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I'll explain this in the simplest form possible, extruded matrix of processed wheat flour and water or if someone prefers with egg, there's not much to be furthered in this rather than the cooking. Its basically boiled in water or some other liquid and then you're good to eat it, there's a lot of ways to make it even tastier, honestly.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Pasta?

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ pasta

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Who's cooking?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

transgender

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

hi it's jinx! you might know me from chitts. i just wanna remind you all BE NICE!!!

Kult: +40

Kull: +5

Total: 45

Ratio: 8.00

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I Jasper, Am Nice.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Oh, So I guess I'm the excluded Lalonde.

Kult: +24

Kull: +25

Total: 49

Ratio: 0.96

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transgender

love yourself

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

how come

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I'm not a part of the ones being called, it seems.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

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transgender

love yourself

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

ohhh kay i get it now see, from what ive gathered, its p common 4 kanayas 2 b very infatuated/horny for 1 specific lalonde: rose so it aint anything against u in specific yk?

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @tipsyGlamour[TG]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Oh. I see it now, I thought I was being completely ignored of my existence, my brain started overthinking here, as if I was the shame of the Lalondes around, I feel stupid now, slightly, actually a lot stupid.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I'll consider that to be the biggest "fumble" of all my lineage.

Kult: +21

Kull: +10

Total: 31

Ratio: 2.10

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

All That Glitters

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Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

dont worry. i exist.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I can't pretend I feel pity for this.

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

So, I'm dating Quinn? I just discovered accidentally, I think, I dont know? This is confusing.

Kult: +46

Kull: +35

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.31

@basedFabio[BF]

wait, we're not???? oh noooooooo!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

We are? I don't know, neither you or me asked each other out, confusing.

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

@unctuousUrchin[UU]

How do you not hehe know something like this

↩ @acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

@basedFabio[BF]

): okay. lets just-- pretend none of that stuff happened!! maybe this is a case of just... different timelines/universes.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @unctuousUrchin[UU]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

I'm currently processing, I mean I wouldn't say no to her if she asked me out, like definitively not saying no.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Hey, I didn't say I don't want to.

↩ @basedFabio[BF]

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Hold on that now darling.