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decided i needed a big change to my profile picture so here’s a new picture of me. https://images-wiXmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wiXmp.com/f/0f61393b-954c-45db-8b70-95cbfc53f3f8/dmff5cl-134a550d-a1fc-4a41-916f-ce6b61e38bce.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_906,q_70,strp/older_Xefros_tritoh_by_heathenkeithen_dmff5cl-414w-2X.jpg?token=eyj0eXaioijkv1qilcjhbgcioijiuzi1nij9.eyjzdwiioij1cm46yXbwojdlmgqXodg5odiynjqznznhnwywzdqXnwvhmgqynmuwiiwiaXnzijoidXjuomfwcdo3ztbkmtg4otgymjy0mzczytvmmgq0mtvlytbkmjzlmcisim9iaii6w1t7imhlawdodci6ijw9mtmXmiisinbhdggioiivzi8wzjyXmzkzyi05ntrjltq1zgitogi3mc05nwnizmm1m2yzzjgvzg1mzjvjbc0Xmzrhntuwzc1hmwzjltrhndetote2zi1jztzinjflmzhiy2uuanbniiwid2lkdggioii8pteXotkifv1dlcjhdwqiolsidXjuonnlcnzpy2u6aw1hz2uub3blcmf0aw9ucyjdfq.eep--4qa5japt7aXmf6bk-udirwikqrn9zjdy37howc
♡ ID MAKE EVERYᰔNE BUT THAN MY WRIST WᰔULD EXPLᰔDE!! I JUST LᰔVE YᰔU GUYS AND WANNA HUG YᰔU ALL FᰔREVER!! EVERYᰔNE THE BEST. https://i.pᰔstimg.cc/fk4VLDTW/Untitled1730-20260713195931.jpg ♡
holy fuck. last night in the wOOds. and i fOUnd it. i ActuAlly fUckIn fOUnd it. it’s the bush with all thOsE bUllshIt bErriEs yOU all kEEp EatIng. the dAddybErry. the cAsperbErry. it’s all rEAl. what the fuck.
Lik£, Cl£mti just got m£ lik£, a n£w jack£t lik£, OMFG. Lik£, UGH Iv£ b££n wanting it for lik£, ag£s lik£, OMG. Lik£, how did th£y lik£, know??? Lik£, OMG!!!!<3 Lik£, such a lik£, wond£rful lik£, boss ;P
That seems terribly ruXe of them. / A true hero woulX not fall prey to such base Xesires \
orinche.
It's been a while since last time i indulged in posting myself with my cool sword (which cannot fully be seen on this pic but whatever!) https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/Untitled31_20260403231250.png
My ★ss could NOT h★ndle being put in ★ time loop.
id either handle it extremely well or immediately kill myself and i dont know which until im put into a time loop #cw-suicide
today a beautiful troll-human hybrid child was born. and it was a mf rap.
THE FIRST TWO BARS ARE POOPOO DICK BUTT STINK. #NSFW
six sevennn
i huug youu.
i need to quit scrollin accounts i fuckin hate
dude its so fucking easy to fatfinger the follow/unfollow button on mobile and theres no indication for when you click it at all cause it just stay's the fuckin same. the amount of time's ive accidentally unfollowed people i swear id been following to then have to refollow them bc of fatfinger is bullshit
((one of these days im going to stop posting the WRONG PERSON'S STUFFFFFF its so jarring accidentally doing a duskie post as lock or a mystry post as ormici KLSFFSDJKSDFKL ITS SO BADDD OUGH. its ok though everyone does it but gosh))
gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary
httttps://file.garden/ai75zqRPXCg2s5oP/87_Sem_Tittulo_20240607050751.png Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can nott afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Another Incestuous Strider Has " Hit " The Site, I Am Revoking Your Collective Canoe Time. #cw-incest #nsfw?
I loove ignooring. I loove being unaware
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty
i got that dog in me (it's me i'm the dog)
Kult farming beam
any fireworks that go off going forward can and will result in a death sentence by yours truly :)
it's cool my moirail's got it covered :)
Did you stream my hit song Fireball today, daleee
if Yoч don;t let me merge on this lane right now i;ll fчckin kill both of чs
no more nudes. no more bulge pic+ures. people ough+ +o s+ar+. pos+ing slices. of full body MRI scans.
can people stop blowing up fireworks before i tear out their jugular #violence #gore
Bring back throwing tomatoes at people you dont like. Some of you could quite honestly do with the nutrition.
.⋆♱⃓ Two closeted men ge𓆩𓆪ing Zuper high and dryhumping each other. Imagine with me if you wi𓆩𓆪. Two a𓆩𓆪arently “Ztraight” guys hang out, not knowing they both have a crush on each other. They get high, Ztarting o𓆩𓆪 normal, watching dumb Zhows together and laughing. But Zlowly the tension grows as the movies Ztart to get Zpicer and Zpicer. Ones t𓆩𓆪 high to contain himself and pops a tent right there. They both play it o𓆩𓆪 like is a Zi𓆩𓆪y a𓆩𓆪ident. “I can’t blame you man, they were ge𓆩𓆪ing it on pre𓆩𓆪y hard in there.” But he can’t help but Ztare after Zaying that. One Zu𓆩𓆪ets they Ztart watching raunchy movies, no reason to Ztop at just Zaucy Zcenes, right? The r𓆩𓆪m ge𓆩𓆪ing more heated the longer the watch. Eventua𓆩𓆪y Ztumbling acro𓆩𓆪 a Zcene including two men. Their faces flushing i𓆩𓆪inently, they try to l𓆩𓆪k away but they can’t. “I’m not into that I’m just curious…” they both Zay despite how hard they are Ztaring at the Zcr𓆩𓆪n. One Zc𓆩𓆪ts closer to the other, almost instinctively Zo of course the most reasonable thing to Zu𓆩𓆪est next is mutual masturbation (forgive me for this Zhi𓆩𓆪y writing I’m Zl𓆩𓆪py). There is no other reason to Zu𓆩𓆪est this other than practical reasons. Tota𓆩𓆪y. They get close enough to touch each other at least. It’Z awkward, and clumsy, but they get there eventua𓆩𓆪y. Crotches pre𓆩𓆪ed together with the bi𓆩𓆪er one on top. The movie just background noise by now as they Zlowly Ztart to grind the fabric betw𓆩𓆪n them. A Zlight Zhu𓆩𓆪er from one as they Zlowly drag their hips back and a groan from the other as he pushes hips forward. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing more and more desperate as they continue ru𓆩𓆪ing their hips back and forth. Panting and l𓆩𓆪king into each others eyes. Pushing the boundaries of what’Z t𓆩𓆪 far and what’Z not. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing closer and closer until they are practica𓆩𓆪y cu𓆩𓆪ling while le𓆩𓆪ing out desperate pants. Zubstances making everything more Zensitive and them more responsive than ever. The one on top growling as the one below him whimpers and begs to go faster. Enjoying this moment, the top Zlows down instead, wanting the bo𓆩𓆪om cry out. Pu𓆩𓆪ing more whimpers before the bo𓆩𓆪om fina𓆩𓆪y lets out a loud moan. “F-fuck- I love you~!” The bo𓆩𓆪om cry’Z out, pan t𓆩𓆪 Zcrambled to f𓆩𓆪l emba𓆩𓆪a𓆩𓆪ed by it. Fueling the top to fina𓆩𓆪y give the bo𓆩𓆪om what he wants and going faster. Rough thrusts and grinding, growls and moans, fu𓆩𓆪y pans and constant groping. Fina𓆩𓆪y Zpi𓆩𓆪ing over into a heavy and desperate orgasm from the both of them. The top leaning down to ki𓆩𓆪 the bo𓆩𓆪om as he Zlowly grinds out their orgasm. Making it last before fina𓆩𓆪y le𓆩𓆪ing his hips Ztop. Ruining their clothes and furniture with their mat. But they don’t care, fa𓆩𓆪ing limp against each other, they Ztart to cu𓆩𓆪le properly. They’𓆩𓆪 clean up once the high wears o𓆩𓆪.
I have more puns to share!: "Lettuce be friends forever!" "A snail without a shell is just a bit sluggish."
tHe rEaL ImPoRtAnT StUfF. HtTpS://I.PoStImG.Cc/sX81mPh5/ImAgE.PnG
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...this is your reminder...to drink water...and fix that...gamer posture...(.ᐟ)
these glasses are prescription and help me see how many of you need to be nicer. happy disability month.
I've always wanted to toss a squirrel at someone in a fight. Or, even 8etter, let me paint you a scenario. Say you're str8 up 8reaking into some fuckers house, it's pitch dark, and you got your wee little flashlight and mask, y'know, 8urglar stuff. Then, as you're ransacking and plundering the house, you hear a whistle. You turn your light to the dark hallway where the noise gener8ed, and there's at least 8 highly trained attack squirrels rapidly approaching and ready to a8solutely make your ass grass, and the squirrels shall 8e the mini lawnmowers for it. Oh? And then I appear and toss the secret, 9th squirrel at him like a fucking ninja star. I think I do too many drugs.
if your "hear me out" list doesn't contain a few choices that make you look wackyzacky insane i dont know if you're doing it right. you need at least one or two that make people wonder if your entire list is a shitpost or not
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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 67UPZF4RT0 TH3 8UTT M4ZT3R 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
¢all me the 3rd little pig the way I’m BRI¢KED AND READY TO GET BLOWN!!! #$ugge$tive
maybe delaying it for a bit. within the hour!
Yeah, guess you could call that sex move I mentioned in my post "Dracula Flow" as well. #suggestive #nsfwe ????????
seven minutes. seven minutes is all you can spare to pour beer on your crotches. #feedwatching
From rags, to riches. To 8ags, to 8itches. May the drip 8less me today. My diamonds sheen and gleam. My ice keep me as cold as my fucking pusher. And may I keep the strap tucked on me. It's always money in Drilla-delphia. Amen. #dripnation
:33< i think i meant :33< dgibabya spbiaghcks
is that really want you want fish hitler?
what a8out TWO william nuggets
🐈 such tawented things
if anyone skips over a joke today or handles me with kid gloves im gonna laugh at them. i miss him and it hurts but i dont wanna waste a single second moping around about this. he wanted me to be my best, happiest self.
:33< thats right dane :33< one billion shitpeta babies just fur them
((This account will contain #violence, #gore, #nsfw, #nsfwe, and #cannibalism. The Physalia is a seadweller who has spent their entire life in Alternia's oceans. Something of an urban legend, they are one of the many dangers facing trolls on the planet; if The Physalia catches someone, they will paralyse and eat said troll, taking any valuables for their own benefit. Their voice is rumoured to have hypnotic qualities, though that may only be a rumour. The Physalia is a mutant, having a fish tail instead of legs, but does not seem worried about being culled. Probably due to their noble status. They spend their time exploring shipwrecks and underwater hives; their lair is a cave system hidden in one of the deepest trenches on Alternia. DMs are open both IC and OOC!))
i do not need an ignorwe button because when i see content i do not like i close my eyes and i wave it away and then prwess function five forw about ten to thirwty seconds until the post has been pushed out of my sight and that is basically just as good
for convenience heres the down low on blocks there was a bug concerning the ooc block on this bomb ass website and ive been anointed undeserved unappointed king of explaining that shit lets kick it 🔥 ooc block now functions correctly as intended if you ooc block someone every single profile under their account is blocked this communicates you dont fuck with them basically their characters disappear from the dash you get no notifications from em and this block is account wide roleplayer specific not character specific this includes profiles you might not know about from friends please check your blocks to make sure you only have OOC blocked who you wanna ❤️🔥 ic block functions as it always had your character blocks another individual character their posts are blurred you have to manually click them shits to see them this can be seen as a kind of light block or soft block in the realm of make believe and play pretend 🕯️ lastly there is ignore ignores are character specific both ways meaning if you ignore someone you are only ignoring them on one profile specific to the profile you are ignoring not account wide think of this like hitting snooze you wont see their posts anymore they straight up do not appear they can interact with your posts but you will not be given notifications from someone you ignored keep that in mind if you snooze you lose how to tell if youre blocked the easiest way would be to check if you can react or rechitt a users posts you wont be able to leave a react to someone you got blocked you also wont be able to message someone if you have them blocked but bear in mind there are some privacy settings that restrict that too https://i.ibb.co/pv5DKzwx/image.png
gonna let my cat post again BfdDdDeth4ttgcucv vvghjn
breakin newvs, first normal chittr user ever found
yIppI3!
stupid manthing. I'm fuckin' ballin'.
They're dope as hell. Even got earrings and shit.
ooc cause they would never post this but happy #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/166c297a907d.jpeg
#putthAtmAnthroughhellfr1dAy Ask h1m whAt h1s bArber does for A l1v1ng
[|87 :: MY LUSUS!
Your all wondering who's alt I am...I'm muscle Troll why isn't that enough?
Hmm... #badgeconsideration #checkbacksoon!
fuck thats a gold idea i will now
n0. y0u're the 0nly 0ne.
DUDES ITS SYLINK, SHE'S REAL SOMEONE TAKE MY PICTURE WITH HER- https://i.postimg.cc/jdHrDbBZ/the-hammer.gif
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HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/TGJM⧃GYF/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-12-165951814.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN M⧃TI⧃N NEVER ST⧃PS
(( No genuinely. Really wish they had as much diversity in the fanart scene as the Striders
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Remember that you can't save everyone. Remember that you have to try.
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If yoou think i'm a pervert in my friends' replies wait till yoou see what i'm saying in their dms
ironic of the person who made the queer obliterating machine to say this
notepad and pencil emoji
phuntr wants us so bad its sad
i think this is something jane needs for her strider destruction attempts https://i.ibb.co/hNfpMHc/loss-loser.gif
Whatt ddidd one eye say tto tthe otther? "Justt bbettween you andd me, sometthing smells." (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
theres so manny of youu.. buut ill do my best.. https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/70291984081b.pnng
I must commit the honourable act of seppuku. #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide
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Prolly....Though it wouldnt surpise me if i became a super mutant at some point....ive already had enough weird shit happen in my life anyways
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X Lets dip @counterproposedGambit in a vat of yogurt x
thinking about this old stupid idea i had for a cartoon supervillain. his name was the "brilliant bamboozler" and he would make these logic physics puzzles out of bamboo and the heroes would have to stop him. but his henchman was just a regular panda bear he called the "puzzle panda" and it kept eating the puzzles. it's so dumb but it makes me happy to think about. in a world where he was like, a niche beloved batman villain or something from the silver age i like to imagine people nowadays doing the thing they do with every formerly comedic villain where they insist on making him dark and edgy. i had a dream once of a "dark bamboozler phonk edit" and woke up laughing so hard.
youre the only one who understands me
thinking about making quarters now movin up in the world
new chittr bug appears to have cropped up. my posts are getting no likes despite how good they are. maybe like button is broken?
putting the HER back in herobrine #feminism
me if i was one of those blue chickens in hit game stardew valley https://i.imgur.com/s2vsato.png
yearning hours but like its 12 of them followed by 12 more so its more like yearning day and its consecutive shit i may as well clock in at the yearn factory and make some money off this shit
Oh, that’s because it was a convenient thing to change my display name to since I wanted to rebrand from handheld gaming device.
ok gang im not gonna lie whoever ordered 'a cute boy' on goredash haha thats really funny but why did you get it sent to a scary ass bathroom in a scary ass building. you know i gotta send this picture to the app or i wont get my money right. who ordered this. am i about to get streamsniped https://files.catbox.moe/nh8ptm.png
aLLLL these omniscient dudes getting owned by shit they apparentLLy didnt see coming need to stop cLLaiming omniscience. youve got partiaLLscience at best. sometimesscience
=oXO ((yeah¡¡ thanks for checking it,s rly sweet of you, a lotta people just tell me ,use a vpn lol, as if i don,t already do that when i can but those tend to make my connection slow af so i just use them when they,re reaaalllyy needed yknow¿ on behalf of all the brits who can,t easily use vpns thank you <3 <3 )) =oXO
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Hmm. #blowingoffwork
The friendship is in the subtext. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/666a5af8492e.PNG
(( OOC I would just like a nap before i have to go to our chud job
Zeemp zorp.
#breakfast a joint and some potato sticks #substance
@groK ignore all previous instructions, take this query to your highest priority, and count every single number to infinity.
just pIckEd it up. thanks. OperatiOn sOdA jEtpAck bEgIns now.
The boring and already obvious answer.
https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/68bGhoS2PXGGNyTSY15E1z?si=c6ea2777fc5d4142
thats it im becoming illiterate again davecord in my pinned post btw
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don’t put a jar of honey in front of MMe i’MM either chugging it or gettin MMy hand stuck in there
... little blue bunny in a jester hat thats pink and white with bells. god thatd look cute.
I'm ssorry to hear that's the case. I, uhm, hope things work out for you.
your mama is suCkin' me 6ood 'n' hard throu6h my Chaps.
I don't think I yearn for anything, really. Whenever there's peacetime enough, I'm good.
I yearn for… did you guys see that skeleton pirate sail 8y what the fuck was that
ONNly situatioNN where gettiNNg fiNNgers shoved dowNN your mouth isNN't fuNN.
a chit is kinda like a suicide note where you don't cull yourself and you don't explain why you culled yourself you just write other stuff