Equius Zahhak
@equiusZahhak
D --> Relevant tags: #equiusvault #equiustunes #zahhakvisage
D --> I would say what my type is but I had a whole bingo thing for that
D --> I find I am a little different than my alternates D --> More events to mold me than those who have chosen to remain more static, I think D --> And my, asking a question like that up front, Feferi D --> I did not take you for such a girl D --> #nsfw implied I suppose
Are you for eel? I can be bot)( a girl and a badass all wrapped up in one! Float like a flouder, sting like a jellyfis)(. 8)
D --> That is a cute phrase D --> Though I should note I never contested your ability to do both D --> I am simply questioning your desire to see my flirting at full tilt D --> Could it be that you wish to be seduced, Feferi
D --> My best shot D --> Ah, but wouldn't it's impact be so very wasted if I were not there to see how you glow brighter with the words, see the beautiful twinkle of joy in your eyes D --> No, no, it would simply not do to let such a magnificent sight go hidden behind a screen, would it Feferi D --> But perhaps we might be witness to it later, over dinner, when such things could be enjoyed in their fullest
Glub glub GASP! 8///D T)(at was so ROMANTIC. I didn't know you )(ad t)(at in you. I'd LOV--E to look at t)(e stars wit)( you.
D --> I did warn you, did I not D --> And how lovely D --> When might you be free for our viewing then, little star
O)( my cod. You're searious? 8///0 Let's sea. Next Friday on t)(e )(uman calendar?
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5117cd3db732.png D --> Here are my favourite pokemon vaguely in order D --> I think within each row you could probably move the pokemon around within fairly freely, though
D --> The tiers were not sorted for the record otherwise Hisuian Decidueye would be #1
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e3fd00c7d40.png D --> I have spoken
D --> I would like to but unfortunately he 100ks very silly in the new games when his fire isn't flaring
Safe for now. My fave isn't on here so points deducted.
D --> Yes, but unfortunately he is being held back D --> B is still a perfectly good rank though I like the B pokemon
No, I'm just talking in general lol. You're safe for my fave starter being in A.
D --> I am having a lovely glass of milk
♯delightful this is the kind of ♯content i expect to ♯witness on my ♯socialmedia
Can't judge, the best vegetable juices have milk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
D --> Ne%t time you find yourself with a cursed artifact be wise and send it to me to be contained instead
But I like my amulet that whispers the horrors into my ears at all hours of the day. :(
D --> Are you saying you would like to send them to me or are you just being braggadocious about your f001ishneas
no ♯foolishness here i know how to ♯manage those ♯cursedthangs but if you would ♯like i have a ♯few to ♯spare ♯forpurchase
D --> Sure do you take pure gold ingots and precious gems as payment
D --> Okay give me your location and I will send a bot to trade the items with you
D --> F001ish people should not play with artifacts beyond their comprehension D --> I feel sorry for anyone who was unwittingly duped into participating D --> And absolutely no pity for those who instigated or went along knowingly with the events
T)(at's fair. T)(ank you for t)(e consultation. I'm sure it'll all work out.
D --> It does bring me a cr001 and sadistic pleasure to see the regret on the faces of nearly everyone who attended #eridanweek 's dreadful "party" last light
Don't do drugs, kids. #substances
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
((and you took his shift? Back on my old job that was a dick move and we didnt tolerate to reject such offer if it's less than in 24 hours. We had to man up and take, of course unless serious health issues or other bad stuff))
((He bought me and my other coworker dairy queen during my shift last night because I made a joke about him bringing us it so I can't be too mad lol))
((Yeah. And morning shifts are both shorter and dead easy. I'll basically get paid to browse chittr.. So long as I can wake up for it lol))
D --> Anything below 6'8" is short
X 6’8” is basically equivalent to like 5’ maybe 4’11” x
((Time to pop an advil, drink something caffeinated and see if I can get to some replies for people))
D --> I think that anyone who has need of a bionic prosthetic should be legally obligated to ask me for one first so that I can be the one to make it for them
D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
B33 < thats what the nsfw tag is fur, equihiss B33 < but yeah i get it B33 < meowbe you could just like B33 < tell people to dm you fur pics????
THIS IS HOW I FEEL SOMETIMES,.I MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT TBF, AND THEN NEVER USE IT BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN COWERING
I just take solace in the fact that people can just scroll or blacklist stuff. I wanna be horny on main and be silly with it. But that's also just a totally valid thing to feel, honey.
D --> Pictures are act001y better since you always have to purposefully click on it in order to see it D --> I guess you can block it but that blocks all NSFW content not just the stuff specifically from me so it's not quite the same
i posted tit post dick. #nsfψ
D --> I love sharing music I love giving people songs I think would fit them
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LAST RECOMMENDATION YOU DROPPED ON THIS MOFO WAS A BANGER. CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE HOMIE?
D --> Non Piu Andrai - Bryn Terfel D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsmvqPOB3QA
D --> Would it ruin my hot and mysterious vibes if I gushed about my matesprits
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
D --> I apologize for not posting more #equiusvault documentations but I've been rather busy D --> Perhaps I will take some time off this weekend and do so
((This is also apologies to everyone waiting for a reply from me work is killin me))
D --> #nowlistening #equiutunes D --> Yesterday When I Was Young - Roy Clark D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc D --> The thousand dreams I dreamed, the splendid things I planned D --> I always built, alas, on weak and shifting sand D --> I lived by night and shunned the naked light of day D --> And only now I see how the years ran away
D --> I am glad Jack gave me his version of Caledfwlch D --> I shall be keeping it close during these trying times
D --> Something immensely stupid is about to happen I see
I have been here for less than a day and I see this happening constantly already.
Isn't that always the case on a website like this? Chaos thrives in idiocy.
D --> What is about to occur is so much worse than you could possibly imagine D --> Everyone is going to be infested with demons of merriment and sugar-sweetness D --> It is a beyond disgusting affair