♣ mediated by @equiusZahhak
my head has been feeling fuzzy all day :/
okay so i totally zoned out after that last post
its that time of year where 2 hours of garden work feels more like 4 i love summer and i love my garden but phewwwww
Never th0ught id have a fucking cr0c0dile try t0 sexually pressure me #nsfw #nsfwe
some of them are making me want to bang my head against the wall honestly :|
oh please like anything about that statement doesnt scream “im trying to manipulate you”
let me give you some advice? no just no
first future noirs now past you i swear im going to explode because you guys are going to create a paradox or something
are you like a pokémon or something where that is all you can say? dont answer that by the way i know the answer
……freaking time shenanigans
i need my moirails and/or their family members to stop making my brain hurt with time stuff
i am going to mcfuckin explode #violence idfk im having a moment here
its been a long evening and im pretty sure all of my usual ear scratchers are asleep >:T
i see you have made my notifications nonfunctional AGAIN
preemptively getting the popcorn ready to watch this crap show
there is a difference in being nice or showing grace and enabling someone to continue on the wrong path of course there are situations where there are things out of ones circle of control and i sympathize because ive been through the wringer myself just like i know you have but its how you handle the parts you can control that plays a big role in the grand scheme of things
well im glad it helped someone out
the point is we arent a hive mind folks goodness knows if i was like half my halts id hate myself more than i already do sometimes
just a reminder that just because someone is an alternate version of you doesnt mean they are the same as you they can still have somewhat similar experiences or personality quirks and still not be a good person or the other way around!!!
he is just standing there eating -_- go find a goose if you want to fight an animal so badly i think those things actually enjoy it
leave the animal ALONE jack
ive got it under control i just have to wonder what peoples deal is with zoo animals :/
but the temptation is there you said and i just had to keep jack from fighting a gosh darn rhino
i mean you could ask him but im warning you? its a whole rant
you are saying silly little monkey im pointing at the koala and going “look its equius arch nemesis”
okay you know what? that version of megatron specifically needs to show up it would be hilarious
ohhhhh megs and her imperial blehhhh? eh depends on which megs
i kind of do though not sure what you are actually talking about but still
i said that and now fucking bayverse wheelie or rattrap is going to show up -_-
sure we can get ponies (which is swell) but where are the characters from the hasbro toy line that *i* enjoy?
he painted a jellyfish by the way
that being said this picture is 100000% going on the fridge
i look over and my dear metal bird child is covered in paint again…
oh apparently it wasnt a jellyfish it was a rain cloud because it was raining this morning and he wanted to paint that he just painted the cloud purple and pink instead of grey because he thought it looked prettier
okay to be fair the fresh water ones that life in the pool outside are kind of orange so i can see what he is getting at
okay now he is making a jellyfish to prove a point apparently they are supposed to be orange
the fact that im having a detailed conversation about jellyfish coloration with what is equivalent to a three year old
hey jill ever heard of pandoras box?
hehe i will tell him you think so he is a bit of a ham when it comes to praise
gilligan gill for short though uh… he isnt exactly what most people expect when i say hes my kid? mostly because he looks like a tiny bird and is actually a robot that gained sentience a few years back i just say he is adopted since its kind of a long story
me too kid… though ive been through that too twice actually but im fortunate things have… mostly worked out
oh and occasionally about my moirails and my son
sometimes im thankful to be the jade that just barks a lot and rambles about transformers
speaking of gill it is past his recharge time oops
aaaaand hes going to pull this silliness again huh? first off… i can fly too kid second… i am not above holding your swoop plushie hostage until you get in your nest
okay little flying stinker is recharging mission accomplished
and another plushie for the horde but this one might get to stay on the bed for a little first before joining the pile ;p
i pity your version of me and the horrors you must subject her to jill
yeah not sure that is the same thing as a looney toon
you know what? i am suddenly not complaining anymore if that is the treatment hehe
dang it i knew there was something medically wrong with me
i know i was joking about the rag doll effects earlier but i really am in the kind of mood where you could shove me off the couch and id flop onto the floor like ive got no bones
bark bark bark bark bark barkidy bark
i knew he was problematic the second he started hitting on tailgate just NO
look ive only barely gotten to the part where that bitch ass motherfucker becomes a more prominent character and i already know i want cyclonus to kick his ass
i forgot to add limp bag of potatoes to that list
i am a wet noodle today a blob of dog a boneless slinky a rag doll video game effect
flattery will get you nowhere sir
i am a blob of dog right now
you can tell im not that exciting right now
im awake… not loving that fact but hi here i am
Men don't strike this pose the way they did on Earth of yore. The precise complexion of his charms have been lost to time. Rest in peace, Doug. You could have taught them how to Dougie- and just maybe you would have.
Unchained is the chad versi0n 0f leviathan anyways
Why is she kinda a baddie????
no… just kinda bummed since its a cute one that roxy game me but i might be able to fix it? i know how to solder obviously
aw damn it i just broke the necklace i was wearing :(
put a shirt on or im going to throw a shoe at your head i swear to god
i feel an impending sense of doom
ee please do NOT ENCOURAGE HIM
ee dont he might take that as a challenge to try to prove you wrong and none of us need to see that
like i know its thursday but i had to think about it a second
i mean like literally hanging out in space but for light… go sunbathe maybe? not sure how that would work
something about it just clears your head ya know?
i took a space day today i dont know why it works but it seems to help with my mental health at least a little bit
what is it about the summer months that makes me completely forget what day of the week it is?
i want to get dragged underwater by a seadweller far enough that i can't swim away without drowning before i reach the surface. then i want them to kiss me deep so that they're my only source of oxygen while they shove their bulge into me over and over while i know i'm powerless to do anything but let them fucking ruin me god fuck please i am normal by the way ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
tired blep :p i need a way to make that emote look sleepy
flops on the floor and bwoofs
people who keep thinking im married to jack please stop hes my moirail and the closest i am to being married to anyone is the fact that im technically divorced
great now im annoyed for no fucking reason or at least for no *worthwhile* reason ugh
this is one of the most insane things i have ever read and i love it
more than meets the eye yeah
opens the comic and immediately everyone is dead way to go brainstorm
you know what im just going to go read my funny and often times heart wrenching robot comic now
*thundercracker falls over in the background*
comic megatron just having a “no more getting drunk for you” ability might one of the funniest skills they could have given him considering that one episode of g1 #substances
i dont want to do a town hall meeting tomorrow… >~<
thanks… ill be fine just one of those bluh moments
ugh my brain needs to shut up for like five minutes
and there goes my brain over thinking things for the rest of the evening
i need you to go back to being in elementary school
noooo its still 11:50 im in the clear
technically its still morning so im not a total lazybones who slept all morning
speaking from resent experience
ask me for dating advice and i will just stare into the abyss while briefly wondering why you would do that?
apparently being a mom is being pecked on the head by your son until you realize you havent made lunch yet
who said i did? and like i said im literally the only person here!!! im literally the only person within a few thousand miles of here right now!!! geez :/
sounds like a you problem buddy :p
i am literally the only one here it is bothering no one
let me enjoy my small amounts of whimsy okay?
sips my matcha loudly for no reason other than hehe funny noise
some people just cant handle the whimsy
yeesh :| someone evidently woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
sometimes a girl just wants to sprawl out in a window seat and have someone play with your hair #yearning
shes right you probably dont want to know…
ive counted 3 of the 13 so far but yeah… theyre his
if one more of jacks kids but in adult form shows up on here im going to have an existential crisis
if i ever got to the point where i am attempting then id need you guys to take me out of my misery
if it makes you feel any better im not touching any ampora with a 20 foot pole
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
damn… i guess im just fucked then
not sure why but i feel strangely light today
rest in fucking pieces jill im so sorry
i got away with only 14 this time somehow
oh for crying out loud -.-
i log on to see jack slandering me in other peoples comments when im not even online to defend myself wth
why do i have the strange and sudden urge to watch the live action 101 dalmatians movie? the glenn close one
seems legit enough of a reason
……okay i assumed we were joking up until now but now i really want figure out a way to get you a croissant
its a kinda of bread? sorta flakey with a lot of butter baked in between the layers often comes in like a crescent moon shape
i dunno its like… a croissant thing i put in the toaster oven
blink blink ive got like… a ham and cheese toaster pastry thing? do you want that?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lets just talk about the last YEAR why dont we?
oh are we trauma dumping? dont even get me started :|
im having one of those nights where i cant seem to get warm no matter what i do it already sucks but its particularly bad tonight for some reason :(
how did my night turn into explaining croissants?
mods we need to be able to edit replies my shitty spelling skills and lack of proofreading cant handle this
if a comforter fresh out of the dryer doesnt fix me then nothing will
˖⁺‧₊˚ Are you reely living life if you're not fantasizing about me? ˚₊‧⁺˖
like this post if u want me to keep offin ppl anyfin else if ya want me to be nice meenah from now on this is a searious poll fyi
not sure what that show is but the concept sounds fascinating
whenever the weird old man (aka jack) is alive i guess?
not wahoo im going to end up getting another stupid fiction crush or something else im going to get bullied about when a certain someone inevitably finds out
aaaaand down the rabbit hole i fall
why does that scare me more than most things you have said?
this is the kind of boredom that makes me do something dumb like sending myself down a rabbit hole of bad fan fics
exactly!!! there is nothing to post about!!!
im getting to the point of the night where i transition from bark status to bwoof status
i have 6 minutes left to make a morning bark so BARK
the conundrum of being bored and being unable to come up with anything worth actually spending time on
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO #jadehour
also im outing myself as the elder jade here
weird how ive been exposed to this multiverse thingamajig for what? ten years now? and really this is the first time ive seen more than like two or three of me at the same time
the funny thing is my kid just looked at the screen just now and he looks so confused lol youd think he would know better he was built by another me
there is a disturbance in the force
ive been here at least a month i dont know what the others deals are
holy moly thats a lot of me
so this is how dave feels
huh... that one was a banger i guess :P
fine alright im sorry its just that anytime you bring up transformers ever it seems like SOMETHING happens
i dunno but i can feel it in my bones
hey jack i know this says "evil" but what is this shit and why are you TRYING to antagonize me for NO reason?
yes my pack my little demons my fluffy and not so fluffy babies
my creatures are taking over my desk :|
iron man 3 if anyone wants to https://hyperbeam.com/i/BclH-0OC
bluh my ears are getting all twitchy again :/
ive been like this for most of my life now and i still dont know why i get the ear twitches...
not really no :/ im just... bluh and the movie is fine! just ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh ears
im watching a movie though is the dumb thing
sometimes i wonder if the twitchy ear thing is like... an under stimulated kind of thing?
he is currently on the bog planet
okay but he hates him because of silly reasons
he feels no shame its so sad
should have known jack would hate yoda lol
i guess im going to keep it until i find something else :/
i finally decide to set my banner and the gif i normally use doesnt fit :(
i think we all can agree jack does not need the ability to force choke people
r2d2 is the best little gremlin and i will not hear otherwise because i love him
because i sleep too much i guess idk
https://hyperbeam.com/i/OVTJU9ry here we go again: empire strikes back addition
its funny that so far im the only one here that has seen this movie
gmorning im awake sorta kinda maybe
you are doing this for evil and nefarious purposes i just know it
jack your son let me know what you are doing and it is TOO EARLY FOR THIS BULLSHIT
kris no kris why are you giggling stop that
kris can you see what he is doing to me? look at this monster
i will fucking end you :)
not kris he is the nice moirail usually
my evil horrible old man dorkbutt moirail is plotting my demise
why am i being brought into this?
i am sleepy and yet i persist
9:30 at night and i guess im playing my nieces homemade tabletop strategy game?
i almost want to say she is cheating but she made the rules so…
its adorable how gill can just completely forget to use words sometimes like he will be explaining something to me and just switch to his little beepy chirps mid sentence without realizing especially if he is really excited about something i imagine he will grow out of it as his language skills continue to develop but for now he is just my silly little guy hehe
you have got to start using question marks…
im alright! just sleepy…
in other news im definitely going to pass out
yeah i stayed up way too late last night reading through all of the dark cybertron stuff >~< turns out shockwaves fucked up little ending (im thinking he will be back but whatever) is just as fucked up as his fucked up little backstory
curse our dumb brains and their inability to stay on task
im having such a hard time focusing on what im reading right now which sucks because its actually good
why would you post this? stop that
note to self: message jacks wife next time i see she is online
head feels normal now yay
no!!!! you will be mean to me
im not giving you or jack that kind of ammo
i think my water just came out of my nose
logging into tumblr did not help me feel better because the second i did something from my recommended page popped up and gave me whiplash
oh that wasnt you making a reference toward the fact that you are cold as fuck?
the sentiment is appreciated
sigh i need head scratches
hmm head feels funny and not in the usual sunday migraine way im… gonna lie down
my knight in weird green cloudy stuff
thank god… this is miserable
can you do the thing please?
oof… nope turns out the funny feeling was in fact my weekly migraine in its early stages
also i just had the weirdest ass nap dream but i can only vaguely remember it now
cold compress masks are amazing
why are yall like this and no this isnt vague you know exactly who you are -_-
you arent the issue and please dont feel like you are! its the wicked and evil men in my life..
my notifications are suffering
i think you just like the rush of spamming me
you dont have to hit the buttons though you freaking addict
it is entirely your fault
99+ are you kidding me you menace horse
freaking… whoopsie naps making me miss 3 hours of the evening just because i made a nice comfy blanket nest >:T how dare they do that!
that isnt really a solution
i sit up and of course i find a little man has made a nest in my hair again and now has his wing tangled :| i really need to figure out a way for this to stop happening
im going to bite you i swear to god
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK grrrrrrrrrr >:( B A R K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
betrayaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll!!!!!!
i need a relationship that doesnt drive me crazy but for some reason i only seem to get involved with traitors bullies and meanie pants geez 😔
so you shower with other people… not gonna lie there is a joke there that kinda writes itself
oh so you dont shower yourself then? kinda gross dude
hey whatever works for you buddy enjoy the lead poisoning of thats your thing
the wonders of a hot shower :)
…i am very tempted to see if there is a way to get you one of those camping shower things now or something
you dont have a shower? that sucks :( geez… the things one takes for granted
seriously though the amount of grooming my fur needs this time of year is ridiculous sometimes but is relaxing at least
2am and im trying to decide if i want a slice of watermelon or not
melons satisfy some weird instinct of mine that makes absolutely no sense but its great
also its like 3am why the fuck am i calling it evening?
apparently its that time of evening i cant fucking type either
it’s getting to be that time of evening where you can tell im bored but sleep is or one reason or another not an option
aw crud i woke up the tiny metal bird child i better make sure he goes back to recharging
oh so thats what you mean by feeling edgy
sigh… i woke up and immediately felt like #yearning or something stupid :T
what? im just doing my job as your moirail to remind you of things like that
good question please no more kids though
i feel so smug right now that i am no longer yearning for at least the next ten minutes
anyway that is why i would never be caught dead posting something like that :p could you imagine the repercussions?
if jack says anything ever do not believe him he is lying and slandering
im going to throw him into the fucking sun
i just sneezed so freaking loud it scared my poor half asleep kid
yes you are no take backs
both of you are dorkasses
the kris option is a time honored tradition dorkass wtf
how dare you not include the kris option
oh okay you still have the most votes btw
you totally just redid it because you have the most votes didnt you? :)
oh you know im messing with you
arent my moirails are so sweet and loving? well one of them is the other is jack
looking at the alt of you i am most familiar with? you might be better off not knowing some things hehe he is the one who has helped me with a lot of that anxiousness though… so… yeah anyway ditto the nerves suck sometimes but i hope things are working out well for you too
awwwwww well that makes me smile knowing you smile! :D
which good for them i guess im just saying im the anxiety jade
i agree! i just think its wild how different we are!
its crazy seeing the versions of myself that are so willing to um… put themselves out there so to speak because if someone so much as looks at me with any kind of intent and they havent passed my 13 trials and solved my riddles 3 i spook like someone hit me a with a taser that somehow launches me into the sun :| #nsfw technically because yeah that is what im talking about
why are we whoops? when you whoops that scares me
s1gh. 1 do m1ss her tho guys ngl #mys1tuat1onsh1p
heck yeah soft clean fur mode engaged :D
great things space powers can be used for episode idfk at this point: reaching that one spot on your back you cant itch you know THAT one
yeah im the one that put that thing in orbit and had to do all the calculations to do so dont fuck with my moon
oh geez new icon jumpscare
could be nice! generally i go for like a good coconut or lavander mixed with orange but i wanted to try something different? didnt work :/
tonight is my self care night quickly finding that strawberry scent is not my favorite though :T
i decided to work late in the lab today so yeah… tired
the crash has not hit me yet but i can feel it inching in…
ow??? i just rolled over and something definitely popped that i dont think it was supposed to pop
nope… moving is not in the agenda for the rest of the night
ugh bad memories all of a sudden are making me taste bile in my mouth bleh
>my glorious tyrian pixie girl gatekeep gaslight girl oss lord empress-to-be with mental illness you deserve far better than some mumble-rapping patty-flipping sweatrag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever >truthfully you kind of deserve better than anyone currently contaminating the same atmosphere as you >and if the unbearable burden of being so fucking sexy and utterly lonely within this miserable galaxy ever becomes too much to bear >please do not hesitate to drive your massive golden fork directly through my thorax >praise be to the empire >ruin me shawty >shawty PLEASE
thanks it will… just worn out at this point haha
my migraine is mostly gone so i can be a semi functioning semi human being now
mommy is fucking tired gilligan i have yet to give you a middle name harley
gill my dearest sweetest metal bird son who i love very much stop nipping my ears i dont want to move you are perfectly capable of opening the window yourself i made you a button last week remember?
if this migraine is actually coming back right now i am actually going to scream or not because that would make it worse fuck my life
resisting the intrusive thoughts to be really dramatic and pathetic and whiney well more whiney anyway :/
maybe? my stomach isnt exactly being my friend either though
it seems like margarine day came a day early this week >~<
i have no idea im not sure ive even heard you laugh before which is really sad actually when i type it out
you teehee…? YOU of all people TEEHEE see this is what i mean by not being mentally prepared for this!!!
kiddo you are barely more than a toddler from my perspective THIS IS WEIRD
thanks still hate it come back in like 15 years from my pov when im mentally prepared for this
dumb housemate broke my teapot he is now marked for death
im taking so much psychic damage tonight and ive not even been on half a hour
im not sure that is a flex
dont ask why i havent been here all day but am awake at 1:30am i do not have an answer to that
im sorry… i hope it get better? if nothing else try getting a good nights sleep to try and reset maybe
oh no that doesnt sound good :(
i am apparently kinda distraction prone tonight
making my tail thump as a way to try and focus on something
okay so that didnt work very long :| its official my brain hates me tonight and this is its form of rebelling
i swear it really isnt? this is something id do even before the dog ears
in hindsight this makes me sound super dog brained
this is what i get for skipping my walk today isnt it?
weird how building stuff can actually make my finger tips sore like i feel like that isnt supposed to be a thing even if it does make sense :T
apparently i am just a lucky dog :p
in other news jack is shit at dice
no jack there is no living this down :)
anyway i plan on spending the rest of my evening with my dear dear dummy who sucks at dice best friend <>
why do i feel the need to growl for some reason? -_-
im not going to make a big fuss about it personally ive already seen a few posts about it being overstimulating and my ears are way too sensitive sometimes
that is a terrifying sentence from you somehow
oh right that thing is a thing
my desire to make sure jack doesnt do something he regrets is competing with my social anxiety and the anxiety is winning
see i had no plans on going tomorrow but now i have reasons to… im going to have to think on it
of course the second i get comfy and slightly drowsy lap dog mode hits because of course it does >:/
've got m' dress all sorted out f'r t'morrow's gala... wha' d' y' all think? :) //((OOC: Art done by my friend Belphie on Discord!!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac6f371ab187.png
so the beach was nice! i got sand all in my tail though :/
im trying to figure out what i should do for star wars day tomorrow might just binge the animated stuff and then finally get around to watching that maul series
thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
hmmm i might go to the beach today its still too cold for swimming probably but itd be nice just to stick my feet in the waves and enjoy the sun
late night bwoof because im sleepy but still kinda want attention for some reason
sigh now that ive spent like 8 hours watching superhero movies im suddenly feeling wistfully sappy in that sweep me off my feet kinda way or maybe its just one thirty eight in the morning :T
my favorite avenger is jarvis
see this is why i should just form a girls club in the middle of the jungle
dont do that come join me in the jungle instead we have frogs
eh i like them enough to tolerate them for some reason :p
dont you frowny me you goober
aw im flattered you feel that way but well okay maybe i can blow them up a tiny bit
why do all the men in my life bully me so?
oh its reaching filter off o clock isnt it?
sigh… fictional crushes are so silly sometimes at least its better than finding out they arent quite so fictional
anyway i dont think equius liked my joke about captain americas ass
let the awoos tempt you to the bark side
he just likes birds in general
that feeling when your bird son starts pointing out every bird that appears in a movie i guess he feels represented lol
right i should have credited you and kris too
i cant even take my own scores seriously because of equius
that is exactly what a hive mind would say
the daves have become a hive mind
actually i think i can say that about all of my nieces
i love my niece but she can be low key terrifying sometimes
great googley moogley jacks daughter thinks we are going to get married just because we are pale now and im not sure how to explain to her that isnt how that works and before you say it jack shut up I KNOW
having a tired brain and an attention span that has noped out is a sensation that said combination will not let me describe properly
my max hearts friendship event is me giving you a “mean” (affectionate) nickname examples being: dork/nerd goober horsebutt ect used to have a grumpybutt too but that was a long time ago
oof the sleepiness just hit me like a wall
okay done with that for tonight
they really like calling all of the cat characters pussycat on this show dont they?
DID THIS DUDE JUST EAT HIS OWN CLONE?????????
okay so jack and i are about to watch beast wars again as soon as i can remember what episode we were on i might let people join IF you guys can behave
okay figured it out mind you we are on like episode 12 but... https://hyperbeam.com/i/Om7rKACd
waspinator casualty count: 1
you merely adopted the bad spelling i was born in it molded by it
yay its collapse on the couch o clock
no offense sit once again? absolutely not that is my DAD
no offense sir? but i dont even have one of those
what is he going to do show up randomly in my planet? puh-lease
i think you are exaggerating
worst part is one of them is my dad technically
honestly i have to put up with far too much shirtless sparing at home i dont need to go out for that :/
typos really are the bane of my existence
I did ask for it. I made my case by saying that I defeated N'zoth the Corruptor, first of my server. But it seems people have gotten the wrong idea about it, so I got rid of it.
maybe this weekend? idk jack and i still havent even finished s3 and we have a lot of beast wars left
im not even going to argue that
okay got my daily transformers nerdiness out of my system maybe… :P
or you know just retraumatize myself
i should stream the 1986 movie again at some point and traumatize more people
https://tenor.com/bbDtW.gif
evening… sorry i have been absent all day im having one of those days where im not sick but low energy enough that it kinda makes certain people i live with act like im dying or something haha i just now got a chance to get ahold of my phone so whats up?
shit wrong show i mean black arachnia
kill cheetor marry dinobot aaaaand to i have to do arachnid i feel like that is a bad idea?
i may still be iffy about beast wars but if nothing else its hard not to enjoy it purely for the YESSSSS~
WAIT IT MIGHT BE TIME I MIGHT FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO USE THE QUOTE
okay maybe not but fuck it im saying it anyways because i have waited for far too long
a quote by optimus fucking prime
ahem… AMAZING A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES
N0t me
take my queen in chess and i will do ANYTHING you want. you don't have to win, just find a way to take my queen before the end of the game. #rankbait @archiveAddict.
your riend? what is a riend?
jack i can barely reach your post that thing is in the way
so funny how telling people about my updated relationship status has basically gotten the reaction of “no shit sherlock”
ehhhh its kinda a personal post emotional opening up because stuff happened kind of pile?
a cuddle pile is the best way i could have ended today :)
do it! its pretty fun actually
yeah maybe but lets not get too ahead of ourselves
my emotions have been through the wringer tonight but i think things are going to be okay? more than okay mostly
oh geez with everything going on i forgot to make sure gilligan is recharging
im going to pick up my bass for a bit and maybe play some things i havent played in awhile might start with this i do love some benatar and its an easy but satisfying warm up :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCets1eNhh0&pp=ygUoaSBuZWVkIGEgbG92ZXIgdGhhdCB3b24ndCBkcml2ZSBtZSBjcmF6eQ%3D%3D&ra=m
just some bullshit i spotted…
oh my fucking god… #vaguepost
you guys are an exception
to be fair “online people” have gotten me into a lot of… shenanigans to say the least
no he just calls the people from other timelines that because thats how i know you all is from being online
no its fine and youre not but im also not sure he would listen to you? he knows you a bit better than most but he still doesnt really trust “online people”
hmmm jake has been acting… overly cautious with me im starting to notice which… i guess i understand given what happened around this time last year and what happened not long after that… but i wish he would see im not in the same headspace i was in then? sigh :/ no idea why im saying all of this honestly but better here then on the other site where people i know are going to see this well people i know that dont already know about one of those things anyway
hell yes!!! thank you!!!
that is a fairly good go to option…
we are pretty well stocked with the basics and i have a greenhouse so produce isnt really an issue either its more of a id just have to check and see what is ripe kind of situation i might have some frozen soups left? maybe some alchemized sausage or chicken
trying to figure out what to make for dinner normally id go to market and grab something there but its not open this weekend :/
this has really been a weekend of me just being a puddle of dog shaped blob
too tired to try fixing that gif
the kiddo is insisting that i wake up so https://tenor.com/9krn.gif
ugh no why is the “i want to be held by someone much larger than me” feeling coming back? its so dumb >:T
i got distracted by music robot silliness
i dont have pictures im just a floating cartoon dog head
have i barked today? no? bark and a :p for good measure then
could be could be someone else
i will let them bicker about which one of them i am talking about ;)
one thing i will say im thankful for is that i have a pretty good roster of people i cuddle with sure there is one in particular that is a massive pain in the neck sometimes but i still appreciate that he is around most of the time
stop feeding the horses ego!! im the one that has to put up with the aftermath of his antics
PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!!!
god damn it i had to say something
scratches are nice but so is victory also i like showers so that sounds like a her problem
because it is taking advantage of a physical reaction that thanks to my biology is hard to control and has nothing to do with the argument itself???
scratching my ears to try and win an argument is a dirty rotten trick that will not be tolerated!!!! it does feel nice though….
thank god equius isnt online right now otherwise id have to yell at him to put a shirt on
the headache is back fuuuuuuuuuuu
yep!!!! not a fan!!!! but i just hope all my plants are okay…
its clearing up but im pretty sure it hailed its too dark to really tell though and i sure dont feel like going out to check
jeez lousie i just got scared the crap awake by some nasty weather!!! >~<
i change the scent of the stuff i use fairly often so its hard for me to pick i guess coconut and orange are both kind of go tos for me though?
im fine hun… you sleep its mostly over with anyway <>
unfortunately the weather is why im awake in the first place besides it should be past now… hopefully
just when I think the weather is past one last round of thunder has to startle the crap out of me >:/
trust me i have it just hasnt kicked in yet
:O !!!!! well the headache is still there but i do feel better mood wise at least lol
waking up with a headache is the worst someone kiss it better so i can move on with my day >_<
jack this is nothing new i was there when it was born plus i kinda have the theory that herbert may or may not be its closest living relative
*looks outside* yep definately a frog
you know i think jack likes beast wars megatron quite a bit just a hunch but
oh im not sure if that is better or worse
dude we all know about the cows by now
im convinced she is a carnivore
yeah it was pretty good made some potatoes and brussel sprouts to go with it and im pretty happy
is something stopping you?
oh um… okay then thats fair i guess
im full of pot roast and love and somehow that equals me probably falling asleep on the couch on accident within the next hour but until then hi
i feel like i am missing something :\
apparently it is the week of me falling asleep at like 7 and then waking up at midnight
oh well i never claimed to have a normal sleep schedule in the first place
i think jake has been on my phone i keep having a bunch of avatar related crap popping up on my doomscrolling
switched things up from the normal pizza night with john to ramen or we tried to anyway lol
anyway jane made those cookies with the oatmeal randomly mixed in for me to take home and im psyched
i envy you so much honestly
literally just did that like yesterday
like you dont do the same thing
the dumbest thing about tripping over something and falling is remembering you can levitate and that you have no business hitting the ground :/
i live on the floor now
nooooooooooooooooooooo ill be stuck for hours!!!
okay now i really cant move my dog decided to lay on me and my bird son just joined her :T
i remembered i can teleport and freed myself although i was actually kind of comfy…
https://media.tenor.com/IPNCqF35k-gAAAAM/d.gif
sometimes you just want to nap on top of a guy without it being weird
i dont know im not a koala expert :/
different one dont worry about it
equius and his hatred of koalas will never stop being funny to me
noooo im not ready to be tired yet
phew… long day but its finally over so yay
the list comment is kinda proof
i mean pets might be nice but im also in that mindset where i cant commit to anything
this is not bullying compared to some of the things you do
its funny im finally free for the day and i dont know what to do with myself other than fight the urge to hang upside down on the couch
no its… kinda hard to be playfully sassy when murder has entered the conversation
i was going to say something sassy but then evil me had to go and say that :\
this is how my brain works in moments like these https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOtNuBtSdEY&pp=ygUbR2FiZSB0aGUgZG9nIHdpaSBzaG9wIHRoZW1l&ra=m
i really doubt there is BLOOD in my tea????
im sure its fine! i like floral flavors :) and you should totally make some tea is always good
its an oolong with flower petals in it that is where the color comes from but i may have the ratio off with this batch
hmmm… the tea i just made is a lot bluer than usual
and you are already trying to beef with equius… of course you are 🤦♀️
i hate time shenanigans…
wait cant you just like do your thing and fix it?
close enough i will allow it
i have the urge to build something might need to alchemize some more mini figures to put together
why else would i be okay with it? i know you two will be fine
weird how ive just kinda gotten used to the fact that my moirail and best friend beat the shit out of each other for fun
the me constantly wanting to snuggle feeling really is out in full force this week
I could cut his moon in h★lf.
trying so hard not to doze off right now i have dinner in the microwave and i still havent gone on my walk yet and if i sleep through that time slot the dogs and gilligan will be piiiiiiissed
okay managed to stay awake so walk time
it was just a jumpscare of sorts im perfectly fine :)
i will get the newspaper again i swear to god
good! a mystery is what it should remain
you do not need to know!!!!
back from my walk and wow that was almost an “oh fuck” moment i just had and no you do not need to know why
the hell you are!! im not letting some rando touch me :|
im trying to imagine karkats bedside manner and im resisting the urge to laugh my ass off
a bark a day keeps the doctors away except we dont really have those here anyway because there are only 8 other humans in existence currently in my timeline and none of them have a medical license
ive got the post wash floof going on :)
i really do love how swishy my tail gets when it is like this something about it being nicely groomed just seems to make it perkier in a way hehe
i mean its kinda hard to trust someone you dont know period but im kind of getting the impression that he is a little iffy? but no im more just saying that analogy doesnt really work on me or i could just be saying that if someone gets on my bad side i can toss them a good ways away
see the thing is i can throw most things very very VERY far sooooooooo
oh… yeesh thats unpleasant :|
oh really? he didnt seem so bad the one time i talked to him but i guess you cant really judge a guy off one conversation… shrug
im trying to resist the urge to make the obvious joke here
is there some kind of beef between jack and the detective guy i want aware of? jack is telling me to ignore it but… nah
looks like the kiddo is trying to spend the night in my hair again :/ id move him but that would involve getting up and i dont feel like doing that right now ill make him properly recharge… eventually
well fuck i said i wasnt going to move but now im cold :|
just imagine me face down in my pillow after screaming that is what i look like right now
🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️
i should make sure gill is recharging
with friends like these who needs enemies you absolute jackass bastards
j a c k f u c k i n g n o i r i s w e a r t o g o d
i am going to kill both of you
I'd let cronus hit if he asked nicely
sometimes i think im funny that is questionable but i try
the fact that i put up with this man and have been doing so for years
wait no ive got one what goes up white and comes down yellow?
you totally fucking cheated didnt you?
i did not think that far in advance :|
♪ ♫ if you wanna be my lover ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ you gotta- solve my riddles three complete 12 herculean labors and steal the declaration of independence
alright equius youve reached well over 100 tonight i think youre good
not that im aware of but i dont doubt someone on here would
anyway ba bark ba bark ba bark!
b h i maybe but gosh this is a hard one because im a sucker for mint chocolate cherries pecans and salted caramel too also before anyone says it yes i can have chocolate
haha fail but okay goober
im at the tower and im pretty sure you know who is home so not right now but maybe i can send him over to play later?
alright now that i am semi functional im going to go have lunch out in the garden i think so i can give the little man time to do his thing and stretch his wings both metaphorically and somewhat more literally
sorry i got weirdly mushy feeling all of a sudden lol
it is curious observing how gill continues to evolve over time its like he develops new behaviors in small bursts but at the same time i know hes always learning things from watching me and everyone else he interacts with but then sometimes he also seems to just pick things up on his own like how he has gotten so into drawing and colors he is a strange little guy and i love him so much :)
aaaand he flew off into the woods i know he can find his way back and i have nothing to worry about considering he normally navigates much harsher terrain but i really wish he wouldnt just run off like that without telling me :/
well at least this seems to be relatable to a lot of you… thanks i feel a little better about all of this
thanks but sometimes it feels like too much resting? like i want to get things done but my brain is just saying nope
sigh… there goes my energy level for the afternoon im back to cuddle up in the blanket den mode i swear there are just certain times every few weeks my ability to function just goes right into the toilet because all i want is to lay around and maybe have someone pet my ears
and of course i dozed off for a sec there but i mean sure if you really want to??? or still want to that is 🤦♀️
of course my attention giver is not around when i need attention either >:p how dare he?
i swear he gets worse every time he touches a keyboard :/ #notreallyvagueyallcanlikelyguess
any of it and all of it to be honest
why do have the sinking feeling something stupid is going to happen?
huh… never thought about what do do with those things before now honestly
i mean its kinda like space fetch in a way its a good way to get some stress out
oh um yeah i guess it kinda does? its pretty easy for me so i guess its kind of mundane from my point of view
and that is literally all of the enabling i needed
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
seeing that post im just going to say… good luck with that because that is probably not happening with me! im the picky jade i guess #nsfw in reference to the post in question
oh my goooooosh fine good morning horseass
what? its a nickname and not even a new one for you
man i had a weird nightmare last night anyway my kid is making me drag my butt out of the blanket den i made last night so i guess im awake now
you are so full of shiiiiit
unfortunately i can do that and at least two out of the three would probably survive that anyway
dude if anyone is going to give me hell? its you and you know it
Jack you are the WORST of the three of you
and kris who is supposed to be ASLEEP
nevermind equius and jack are both online no way im posting that
a line has to be drawn somewhere serket
………i sneezed and hit send fuck my life
in any case i already deleted that draft and its not like im going to retype my entire nerd rant about how i decided to read some more of the comics ive been working on this evening and alright… whoever keeps making the decepticons attractive? stop it like come on!?!? the seekers? okay thats standard megatron? not my cup of tea but i get it soundwave? now i know you are doing this shit on purpose was the face reveal REALLY necessary??? why would you do this??? where i draw the line though? fucking SHOCKWAVE????? you want me to believe that THIS guy is the same guy as the purple cyclops woman hater i know and like to poke fun at? excuse me??? and dont even get me started about how they glued his pre cyclops head onto tarn so now that son of a glitch has a pretty face too and its terrible because the majority of them are absolute BASTARDS and
venturing out from the blanket den/nest for a glass of water is more of an undertaking than i expected its so hard getting up when you are comfortable
i didnt think of that it is kind of tame compared to the shit on here
fair… but i also see that going wrong in a number of ways including but not limited to some of my friends never letting me live it down
oof that sucks for you buddy
yeesh you ever type something out and then realize that wow posting this would be kind of embarrassing maybe i shouldnt do that? :\
geez i am way too tame for this website sometimes lol
hmm antsy cozy but antsy :/
my biology says im not allowed to be normal
yeah it took him like no time at all to find a way to spam react on here too
why do i have the touch me song from rocky horror stuck in my head?
that is way too busy for my liking though 5 was pushing it for me
pizza night was moved to tonight this week im trying to decide if i want to go easy on john this week and only get two vegetables on my pizza instead of 5 (the joke is that he hates that i only get veggies)
weeewooooweeeewoooo!! hehehe hey jill
youre good! context should have been included
uh oh sibling alert! :P
the day any of my timeline mates find this side of the internet is the day i die not that im hiding anything (bad) but ive seen what happens when jake gets ahold of my tumblr and that was embarrassing enough
oh… yeah that would probably be it or just you and your kids in general
i dunno i know john would be pissed ive been hiding pokemon from him though
hiding all of this multiverse stuff is just a part of my life at this point so its whatever shrug
you know i say all of this stuff as i sit in my brothers livingroom
the day my timeline finds this side of the internet is also the day i die because that will be the day they find out ive been hiding things from them for the past ten years but thats another story
well pizza night was short tonight but im home and thats good because i can cozy up under a mountain of blankets and pillows im nesting :p or den making i guess if you want to be technical about canines blah blah blah
one of jacks kids came up with her own table top game and okay wow this is way more complex than i thought
oh im just quoting him not my fault he cant take the heat
you know what? you are so right
not me dumping an “unreasonable” amount of peppers on my nachos to keep a certain blonde out of them while i finish making a pitcher of iced tea
with so little of the morning left i must :p
when i say awake i mean i am awake but not out of bed yet its raining anyway so it is not like i have a lot to do
i SHOULD CALL HER,
metal bird son demands that i be awake so here i am
shrugs its kinda just a mood
ear scratches make the sighs about 40% less wistful
sometimes being part dog is getting urges you cant verbalize without sounding weird despite being totally innocent
oh my god i am cackling that is amazing
bluh the snuggle mood is back
gee i wonder why i suddenly have 53 notifications? -_-
im changing equiuss contact name in my phone to evil intimidating horse
all of us can teleport it would be a dumpster fire even if we did
why are these two trying to get me to fight them?
okay thanks internet you just kinda died there for a bit
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo not the meow
that is a beautiful way to put it awoo :D
aw dang it did i miss the awoos??
rock and corn are her version of someone mentioning walks
i should go rock hunting again i need to reach out to our aradia and see if she has found any new spots lately
wiggling my ears for my own amusement
carpet cleaner d0esn't taste half bad.
<3 - velvet <> - silk <3< - leather c3< - lace
oh so nothing out of the norm
hello chaos gremlins what is going on this evening?
i should build a hammock by the pool near my cabin except the frogs are loud as fuck right now so im not sure how relaxing it would really be but a hammock sounds nice right now
i dont want to think about how old i am in dog years :|
flatter but also i stopped aging like 6 years ago if roses theory is correct im always going to be “young”
this is just a personal preference and more power to you if it is your thing but gosh big mustaches are such a turn off for me
thats pretty much our thoughts too after all the game chaos we kind of needed a chance to actually… live you know? and while we are at it we can give our world a nudge in what is hopefully the right direction to help make the world we wish we had the chance to grow up in :)
yeah… im grateful we went with the plan we did i dont think any of us were ready to plunge into a new world already filled with an abundance of complications and dont get me wrong it isnt perfect here but from what ive seen of the timelines where they do skip forward? so many of them are absolute dumpster fires
uh huh… sure “harold” :/ you tell yourself that
thank god i live in timeline where society is taking its first baby steps still and we dont have a use for things like celebrity gossip yet not a nightmare i am looking forward to in however many centuries
you know sometimes i think of how things might have ended up different had we made different choices back then? i mean heck what are the chances id even be here? or have gill… or have some of the friends i do like jack?
geez that mush also made me feel old how did i become the old jade? im in my thirties what the fuck?
i have no idea who you are :|
sigh im taking a bubble bath…
concept: your kismesis tricking your moirail into telling them secrets so they can use your trauma against you during your next meeting (tags: Reader/Kismesis, bad moirailing, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, pitchfic, pitchslop, archive rating: M)
bark bark alright can mark that off the daily checklist
If there was an Equius war I w001d win
i sure feel like i woke up in a different reality :|
huh apparently i wasnt kidding about the going into a mini coma thing because that nap was not supposed to be that long in the slightest
to top it all off my ears are still twitchy :/
secondary consequence of my extended nap? all my possibilities for snuggle partners are already asleep at least i would hope they are its pretty freaking late
ill take your word for it but somehow i get the feeling that my powers plus anything g mind altering is a really REALLY bad idea #substances
im going to melt into the couch and go into a voluntary coma
my ears are all twitchy :T
he has hobbies! its just that he has taken a particular liking to this one as of late
little metal birds are going to give me a bald spot if this keeps up!!
little metal birds should not be able to yank my hair this hard when they want me to open the door for them okay geez man im up
well technically he is a bit older but he only gained full awareness two-ish years ago yeah
can robots go through their terrible twos? is this what is happening?
dont know what that is about but involves that guy then what a bitch???
oh snap??? that is messed up!!
i feel like i missed something while i was making sure the kiddo didnt give me a new unwanted hairstyle
kind of scared of that answer
okay now it is too quiet around here and i have a bad feeling
not a terrible idea i will say though this is not his normal behavior he is usually very sweet its just certain things can rile him up things like john
what no john isnt even here they were spending time together earlier today but also i dont think he would do that??? he is just not always the best influence because he sometimes thinks it is funny when gill gives me trouble
okay true true… that is why he has the paints in the first place but also i JUST cleaned and oiled his joints earlier this evening!!!
oh for- he got into the paint… see this is why we dont uncle john baby sit because when you spend to much time with him you come back acting like an absolute gremlin
ive got him he is just really wound up
okay… stinker wrangled gonna clean him up AGAIN and then put him to recharge
the rascal is in bed all is calm in the tower once more
okay sibling and sorta mom birthday shenanigans? check hour long hike through the jungle? check seedlings watered? check robot bird sons weekly maintenance check? check… town hall that made me want to tear my hair out? check can i finally sit down? maybe
sat down not 100% sure i can get back up
okay i am content now :)
it really is weird how easily ear scratches can reset my mood
there is something so nice about just being held nothing else to it just that simple quiet affection that may or may not make your tail wag juuust a little hehe
great now im annoyed and attention/cuddle starved this is BULLSHIT!!!
eh its more like when im in this headspace my filter isnt quite working rather than me choosing to say this kind of thing 100% of my own free will
thanks i guess it will go away its just annoying as heck
why the fuck am i saying this in public? freaking lap dog mode…
this is one of those nights i guess i wish i was a little more open and didnt have trust issues :/
eridan is the reason we cant have nice things
geez normally some of this would have passed by now but i swear im just getting mopier :/
its my tongue i can do what i want with it!!!
why is he so rude to me what did i ever do to deserve this? #notreallyallthatvague
just for that im going to say no
ugh i love being part dog until i get those random urges that pop up once in a blue moon i need to see if i have any carrots to chew on :/
it isssss!!! also just being able to roll on them is so nice but i think that might be a dog thing
opinion that might be controversial on here but clean sheets straight out of the dryer are better than sex #nsfw ish i guess
great now im cozy and that cuddly feeling has kicked in :/
ughhhh no the dreaded lapdog mode is upon me isnt it?
can someone please explain to this man how height works and that i have him beat by 4 inches and am therefore taller?
casey??? or well sometimes she prefers to go by viceroy but that kinda depends on who she is with
and here jack thought his kids were the only nieces/nephews i have i had been auntie jade for a long time before i met you ya know!!!!
okay time to be semi normal again
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
its fairly calm right now in comparison to some of the things ive seen on here but sometimes i look at you guys and think really? in front of my salad?
W H Y A R E Y O U D O I N G T H I S
get online and the first thing i see is cursed thanks jack
YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING RATTRAP AND DINOBOT ARE FUCKING!!!! #nsfw
noir… he manages to always come up with these cursed pairing that i hate and then double down on them when im like dude no
why does he have to do this with EVERY SHOW WE WATCH????
never in a million years would i think id see the day where jack noir is writing fan fiction *over beast wars*
or wavewave its going to be one or the other
great now i have the daunting feeling he has a bunch of megop slop stashed away somewhere :|
anyway… im gonna… make myself lunch
oh please i know darn well that is only part of it i know how you operate buster -.-
good then i have made my point
you cant see this but im rolling my eyes
its that time of night where i think… wow why the fuck am i not tired? i should have been asleep like an hour and a half ago
okay dinobot is growing on me
plaguing each other with bad gifs is jack and is friend language
crazy that this predates the meme https://i.imgur.com/BxAEdYk.png
oh lord... jack is dragging me into beast wars again
home and ready to- well i still havent figured that part out
um… do i want to know why dave exactly or…?
sigh boredom really is a dangerous state of mind…
ugh yeah he still found a way
tea is better than milk milk sucks
there is such thing as too buff
im starting to wonder if i could just post anything and equius would still spam it
it truly is a tragic fate… I would know ive been stuck using his brand of gobbledygook for years
sorry but its unavoidable youre already experiencing the early symptoms it is too late for you
I think it's time I start actually trying to kill some Eridans here there is no hope for them
yesss sit at a weird angle and instead of fixing your posture crack your neck. thats what i need to be doinggggggg
jokes on you thats not an option!
i mean avoiding dirk isnt a horrible plan… but i might go with the movie we will see how life pans out
pizza night with the sibling tonight not sure what to do after though…
alright we are going to see how long it takes me to pass out from exhaustion
flops over and yells again :|
no i mean he doesnt need to eat he- and ohhhh i just realized i never mentioned hes a robot
im not sure if i should remind him that he knows how to speak or…
yeah the fact that the kid isnt a human is definitely some context i forgot to mention… im used to most people i talk to already knowing this :/
im so dysfunctional tonight even my kid is looking at me weird and by that i mean he is staring and tilted his head slightly
im just going to flop over and yell
i think it posted a different video
honestly all this weirdness has made me do is think of this thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeMp7qdS2U&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD&ra=m
anyway i was going to find a picture and slap a himbo stamp on it but my editing abilities are limited today but i think the consensus is that yeah rodimus is definitely a himbo
why am i immediately concerned that you are doing that?
that is a very good point! i think you might be right other me
science more like blackmail… -.-
Jeff the .... #nsfw
well this is an… interesting topic to come back to :| #nsfw okay so you guys can do that while i go back to debating with myself about whether or not rodimus prime qualifies as a himbo
see yeah im leaning toward that but at the same time im not 100% sure if he is dumb enough for that
They work well enough, but there'z zomething about a regular lenz though...
I understand the feeling.
CALL ME A TWIG. THE WAY I’M STICKY.
head pats dont solve everything but they sure do help
i think [REDACTED] could fix me
im going to dissolve into my pillow
is anger napping a thing? because if not i may have just invented it
sigh… so tired i didnt even notice there was a tiny guy in my hair making a nest again must have moved in while i was out for the count
came home and immediately put on my comfy pjs because i am so fucking done with today
alright… the sleepies are winning
uhhhh that sounds more than a little concerning!???
you are fine!!!! i genuinely didnt know if you knew about some of the stuff that happens around here long story short? people are kinda nuts and you really probably dont want to know about all of that ^_^’ it was mildly horrifying
oh no i was referring to the chaos or did you miss the whole ordeal that has been happening for the past week?
normally id say cool and play along but on this site that statement genuinely scares me
alright… about to head out on my evening walk so while im getting ready… blep :p
you know maybe jack can call me young because compared to him im only barely in my 30s while his age has three digits :)
also joke is on you im listening to something else now
youve got the powwwwweeeerrrrr!!
yeah okay fuck you i cant even deny that one
anyway time to blast 80s music in directly into my head while walking through the wilderness
well i feel called out but also fuck you jack its a good soundtrack
well like i said we dont exactly have a lot of those around here? but birdwing butterflies are cool looking and rosy moths are really cute
too bad all we really have around here are fireflies and the bees captor brought over but i appreciate the little guys
back from my walk and oh! bugs! bugs are cool bugs are a great actually chill for once thing to talk about
okay this is actually a really nice change of pace i am very pleasantly surprised
im not brushing it off im chucking it into the wood chipper
that annoying moment when the dog instincts kick in and you do the shake thing getting out of the shower and now there is water everywhere :/
sigh they really are arent they?
eh you are find wouldn’t be the first time this has happened
i think its some dumb attempt at demeaning me or something? i dunno its mostly just annoying in a youre pathetic kind of way
why cant these fishy fuckboys ever seem to call me something normal? like my *name*
apparently ive decided that i no longer know how to type correctly
oh right there is still water on the floor
i am a cuddle magnet lol
i also think some of you might just be feral
some of you guys worry me..,
notifications from a certain horse troll
im going to go make sure my son is recharging and then… i dunno yet
phew… he is actually recharging in his nest for once he never does quite right when he tries getting in my hair
ugh now that im all comfortable im getting those cuddly urges because of course i am bluh
okay yeeeesssss but also i am scared what some of these people would do
you are actually going to be the death of me
im going to assume you are somewhere where there is a distinct lack of grass? that sucks man :(
it is very nice experience super silky! would recommend works so much better than touching grass lol
okay apparently me having nice clean fluff was a popular sentiment
you both frustrate me to no end sometimes i swear!!!
you are BOTH there??? god damn it
kris why the fuck are you there???
you know what? im not even about to ask what you nutjobs are doing at that thing now
you went to an execution!!! at that dumb thing at that!!
yeah those two are so cut off from getting to touch the ear fluff >:/
oh hey chittr we thought you were dead
anyway update: i am super soft and smell like lavender
i cant with you sometimes…
equius are you fucking done yet id like my notifications to be functional
i dunno what you did but go back to normal please
only kinda in an endearing way
kris stop trying to scam people you dont even need money
oh? okay then thank you…
still tired… feel gross again… might just get some pop tarts and iron supplements and go back to bed
despite not feeling great i did still hide some stuff around for the little guy only he cant eat candy so i put some shiny rocks and mini gel pens in them instead trust me he is thrilled by anything colorful and/or shiny
and that is a new revelation?
and there he goes beeping his little head off as he zooms around like a hyperactive squirrel this will keep him occupied all of five minutes…
aaaand he already found them all oh well at least he will be busy adding all of the rocks to his little horde/nest shelf for a bit
sleep is not coming back to me…
apparently im not allowed to go back to sleep now what?
so is this like… how you guys cope with being bored or something? you just redirect it into weirdly horny? because i do not get it :/ im starting to think its partly just a bit but idk #nsfw
that is a pretty solid argument there hehe
is two pm to early to go take a long bubble bath? because suddenly i am feeling that
sounds like you are projecting
time for the most difficult decision of the day… vanilla lavender or mint bubbles?
guess i should have specified the vanilla and lavender were two different bottles but hey i can mix them!
okay yep mixing the vanilla and lavender bubbles was definitely a good move i just wish i had some orange to throw in with it
okay now i just need to figure out if i want to bring cola shirly temple or banana cream soda… already have my tea obviously i have tea
oh yeah yeesh that is a very good point
thats fair but the sciencey side of me cringes so hard…
looking at the feed and… you guys know we are viviparous right?
you know if i couldnt count on someone to make it weird id say both of our species could really use some biology lessons
was starting to get sleepy when i caught my lip on a fang while yawning not even sure how i managed that honestly :/
glad you decided to not listen to that fuckhead even if it wasnt right away dont let people steal your joy!!!
......its been jinxed hasnt it?
you know... its actually mildly calm tonight
herbert is a little bastard yes but i guess i keep him around for some reason
i feed him trust me he tries taking my hand off despite not having teeth every time i feed him
oh hes hungry alright… its just that i cant let him out with the other frogs for a reason…
no this is not an invitation btw
very kind of you but ive already got one with anger issues and a whole bunch more outside
ugh why am i getting that cuddly feeling right now bluh >:P
never tried that but it is an interesting idea
i personally think i have my priorities in order
while you were busy being horny i was busy laughing at poorly animated robots yessss minor #nsfw just in case
okay the animation gets a little more tolerable once you get used to it but megatron and jack maybe having a new least favorite character makes it all worth it
back from dinner aaaaand people are still talking about that…
you are married i think we all know your type
hey no that is completely different
she literally followed me
my type? asshole men. men i can beat up. men that let me be insane
oh we are talking about types now? oh dear look at the time ive got dinner to go get ready for (if any of you three say a freaking word i swear to god… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
i dont mind cooked bell peppers mixed in food for color or flavor or whatever i will just eat around the big chunks but there are few foods that will give me a visceral reaction like raw bell peppers the other is grapefruit
they are though! like i like pepperoni okay but im happy with just spinach and mushrooms or artichoke olives and caramelized onions if im feeling fancy
i basically just put veggies which apparently drives some people (my brother) up a wall
fucking hate bell peppers though
sometimes you find yourself desperately in need of an ear scratch and some ibuprofen
my battery has 3% but i am struggling to get up to go charge it
oh right i need to figure out what to get john for his birthday…
individually articulated fingers for the win!
still stuck on the johns birthday thing but i did come to the realization that i can make one of my figures flip people off if i wanted to
aw you did the hyphenated name thing i talked to you about!
fuck as in fuck this its terrible
im fine… just woke up feeling cruddy but it mostly okay now
i feel better but honestly fuck biology sometimes X(
i feel like you opened a can of worms
yeah this is just some bs related to biology anyway yes that would be wonderful
glad to hear one of us is feeling better at least maybe the good fortune will rub off on me
ugh… love waking up and immediately feeling like crap >_<
i love how i can look at the chat logs to pinpoint the exact 10 minute stretch of time where i must have zonked out >~<
why am i once again cold as fuck?
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
dont like that both you AND kris seem to be up to something
oh nevermind i think he was just waiting for me to look away so he could get in my hair again
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
this is somehow worse than the nuke
back from spacing out and- ohhhhhh my goodness nope nope nope
you are a different void go away this is my void
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
ive been watching the various transformers cartoons with him for like a year he should know better by now
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
yay!! :) (thats secret code for damn straight you better mister)
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
PURRING AND PAWING AT THE SCREEN WHILE TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
so the nuke theory was right or?
oh maybe this isnt consistent across my alts but ive been on a transformers kick for a bit? im talking about one of my favorites skyfire
My demons only leave the bottle when their being shot back down my throat #substance
WAIT THERE’S OILED UP MEN WRESTLING AT #ERIDANWEEK? I’m there.
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
……if this turns into a zombie outbreak i swear to fucking god
yeah thats what my metaphorical money is on
or the rapture i didnt even think of that one
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
oh no i care i just know getting in the middle of that is only going to cause me to become one of the casualties
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
huh apparently there was glitter in my lotion and i was not make aware of this fact i think some of it managed to make it into my tail somehow…
somehow that isnt all that surprising… :/
okay… lets see if i can muster up the energy to be on this thing tonight
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
> not 1f 1 have anyth1ng to 2ay about 1t <
you ever just feel some lingering sense of horror hovering from afar and not know why?
are you getting involved with fish scam coin things??
hey why is jack saying youve lost it?
i'll put 0n my cleanest t-shirt, just f0r y0u. https://i.pinimg.c0m/1200x/9d/43/80/9d4380d4102737577eeeea8645a1cf8e.jpg
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
<3-Probably-1-billion-lions-is-my-favorite.
maybe if you didnt BULLY me all the time
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
sir this is clearly a bwoof situation
oh well shit youve actually got me beat
only if you tell her you asshole
pixie doesnt count she only looks like a horse
no worries it was a friendly kidnapping
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
i dunno if they say anything else ive only seen a horse like once in my entire life
The fattest ass bearing wayfarer of the interstate who has not had occasion to shower after crossing state lines in an eighteen wheeler with her hair done up in a messy bun. I know. I don't plan on sending it in candid earnest, Strider. It is one of those things you type and then hold the backspace instead of hitting
wouldnt surprise me if someone started talking about that i can think of at least one or two instances where someone wanted to try
oh see now i KNOW you are up to something
see this is me feeling like i need to squint
i feel like you are trying to talk me into a trap this is one of your trying to talk me into a trap things isnt it?
the things we do for scratches… but it is worth it in the end
well people arent always available ARE they
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
okay i think i kicked the migraine crisis averted… this time
one of you is plenty but alas the multiverse does not work that way
you know i thought i was going to get by without my regularly scheduled sunday migraine but i may have spoke too soon sigh time to chug some electrolytes and hope for the best
why is this happening?
okay that is hilarious but also no stop that
since i know you are reading this i hope you realize it only lets me see so far back on the notifs right???
well i sure hope no one was actually trying to say something to me considering i have 73 notifications and im not sure if they are all equius or not
unfortunately… and that would involve engaging with him? which is a terrible idea and he gives everyone the creeps i swear every version of this guy ive ever seen gets off on it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
that is the coolest stick to ever be a stick congrats
uh huh… sure… :| no idea what the fuck you are on about but whatever
oh im sure that will go swell for you
just trust me… there are horrors out there that you dont want explained to you buddy
just walk away while you still can please
im blaming equius for this still
gonna agree with you there and not try to feel bad about missing the entire morning lol
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
sigh looks like jack cant just admit hes a dork and is projecting again smh
we have a barter economy! its pretty early stage civilization here
ohhhh yeah we dont have that here yet
well either way! who would be so fiendish to hide something like that in delicious cheese and pepperoni goodness?
i dunno i think i would have caught onto that with the whole dog nose and all
okay i need to know why this pizza rosemary bread ive been getting at market is so freaking addicting ive had to start keeping it at the cabin to keep the guys out of it and im still going through it way too quickly
jack ive got this ahem… BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMh4_ak6r4
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
sigh… yeah thats the plan but its still going to be unpleasant for a bit
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
getting my hand held tonight, lads.
honestly a mood in some ways
and just when i thought i could put away the bullshit meter for the evening
images really dont like me on here do they?
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head
and? thats not what i was getting at
https://tenor.com/bboIt.gif
that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|
very helpful! admittedly im already kind of a tea nerd lol but if someone else sees it could be great for them!! :D
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
oh thank god i saw nsfw and thought you were posting your dick for a moment
its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling
dude just say that youre the one that really wants the hug already
A gen z I trapped called me "chopped" and "unc" I am now going to throw up and cry.
equius he is one of my favorite characters weve been through this
yeah but hes not really a hugger himself in most continuities and honestly it might make him uncomfortable
top 3 huggable robots in my opinion: 1. my kid (obviously) 2. baymax (basically built for it) 3. g1 optimus prime (canonically a hugger and has strong dad vibes)
heck yes you get it!!! love that walking marshmallow filled with love and metal
okay so im thinking big hero six is next on the movie list
sweet! spam reduced by 25%
uh huh sure just admit it you secretly hate me and to think im letting you watch wall-e with me
@equiusZahhak you know when you are spamming me you are also hitting the hate button right?
oh okay then i suppose that is different :)
gasp!!! how rude of them >:O
i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
it IS the worst!!!! thank goodness i love this thing for other reasons because it can be a real pain sometimes literally!!!
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
im not sure how to feel about this if im being honest
im thinking this post might have been a mistake
some people just go straight for the ears smh
thinkin abt the prospects of gettin totally mind-controlled by sum1 who wants 2 do bad bad things 2 me hmmmm ponderin that #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
what? you know i like cute robots!!!
to the surprise of no one who knows me i settled on cartoons wall-e right now and well see where it goes from there
im not even close to bedtime yet and jake used enough spice in dinner to kick my ass awake for awhile
okay well yes that but i more meant after that
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
why do you two insist on making me suffer?? :,( @walkstabwalK @equiusZahhak
okay well this is embarrassing but the point is FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HORSES ASS
hey it works in video games maybe you are on to something
oh i should probably track down jake and see what we are doing for dinner tonight im thinking i might be in the mood for tikka masala
Depends. I love getting myself all oiled up and sliding around the manor.
Now playing - Take Me to Snurc)( )(ttps://youtu.be/RrDt9a0q3P0?si=MNRRzouZM)(Uwkxnl #nowplaying
TH3Y GOT TH3 4UT1ST1C R1ZZ
wwhatevver..
Hornyposting is actually fine as long as you’re hot.
im glad. that vway you can still me my posts and replies to you. and cuz you like me so much. aint that right, stud?
i think destroying a moon with presumably your fists is anything but natural but okay
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
If the pupae upstairs keep making noise I am going to LOSE IT. :Can't a girl play with her D:ollies in pea:Ce? D:
4 BILLION FEET