♣ mediated by @equiusZahhak
why am i once again cold as fuck?
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
dont like that both you AND kris seem to be up to something
oh nevermind i think he was just waiting for me to look away so he could get in my hair again
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
this is somehow worse than the nuke
back from spacing out and- ohhhhhh my goodness nope nope nope
you are a different void go away this is my void
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
ive been watching the various transformers cartoons with him for like a year he should know better by now
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
yay!! :) (thats secret code for damn straight you better mister)
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
PURRING AND PAWING AT THE SCREEN WHILE TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
so the nuke theory was right or?
oh maybe this isnt consistent across my alts but ive been on a transformers kick for a bit? im talking about one of my favorites skyfire
My demons only leave the bottle when their being shot back down my throat #substance
WAIT THERE’S OILED UP MEN WRESTLING AT #ERIDANWEEK? I’m there.
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
……if this turns into a zombie outbreak i swear to fucking god
yeah thats what my metaphorical money is on
or the rapture i didnt even think of that one
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
oh no i care i just know getting in the middle of that is only going to cause me to become one of the casualties
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
huh apparently there was glitter in my lotion and i was not make aware of this fact i think some of it managed to make it into my tail somehow…
somehow that isnt all that surprising… :/
okay… lets see if i can muster up the energy to be on this thing tonight
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
> not 1f 1 have anyth1ng to 2ay about 1t <
I aspire to have the highest Kull score.
you ever just feel some lingering sense of horror hovering from afar and not know why?
are you getting involved with fish scam coin things??
hey why is jack saying youve lost it?
i'll put 0n my cleanest t-shirt, just f0r y0u. https://i.pinimg.c0m/1200x/9d/43/80/9d4380d4102737577eeeea8645a1cf8e.jpg
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<3-Probably-1-billion-lions-is-my-favorite.
maybe if you didnt BULLY me all the time
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
sir this is clearly a bwoof situation
oh well shit youve actually got me beat
only if you tell her you asshole
pixie doesnt count she only looks like a horse
no worries it was a friendly kidnapping
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
i dunno if they say anything else ive only seen a horse like once in my entire life
The fattest ass bearing wayfarer of the interstate who has not had occasion to shower after crossing state lines in an eighteen wheeler with her hair done up in a messy bun. I know. I don't plan on sending it in candid earnest, Strider. It is one of those things you type and then hold the backspace instead of hitting
wouldnt surprise me if someone started talking about that i can think of at least one or two instances where someone wanted to try
oh see now i KNOW you are up to something
see this is me feeling like i need to squint
i feel like you are trying to talk me into a trap this is one of your trying to talk me into a trap things isnt it?
the things we do for scratches… but it is worth it in the end
well people arent always available ARE they
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
okay i think i kicked the migraine crisis averted… this time
one of you is plenty but alas the multiverse does not work that way
you know i thought i was going to get by without my regularly scheduled sunday migraine but i may have spoke too soon sigh time to chug some electrolytes and hope for the best
okay that is hilarious but also no stop that
since i know you are reading this i hope you realize it only lets me see so far back on the notifs right???
well i sure hope no one was actually trying to say something to me considering i have 73 notifications and im not sure if they are all equius or not
unfortunately… and that would involve engaging with him? which is a terrible idea and he gives everyone the creeps i swear every version of this guy ive ever seen gets off on it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
that is the coolest stick to ever be a stick congrats
uh huh… sure… :| no idea what the fuck you are on about but whatever
oh im sure that will go swell for you
just trust me… there are horrors out there that you dont want explained to you buddy
just walk away while you still can please
im blaming equius for this still
gonna agree with you there and not try to feel bad about missing the entire morning lol
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
sigh looks like jack cant just admit hes a dork and is projecting again smh
we have a barter economy! its pretty early stage civilization here
ohhhh yeah we dont have that here yet
well either way! who would be so fiendish to hide something like that in delicious cheese and pepperoni goodness?
i dunno i think i would have caught onto that with the whole dog nose and all
okay i need to know why this pizza rosemary bread ive been getting at market is so freaking addicting ive had to start keeping it at the cabin to keep the guys out of it and im still going through it way too quickly
jack ive got this ahem… BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMh4_ak6r4
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
sigh… yeah thats the plan but its still going to be unpleasant for a bit
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
getting my hand held tonight, lads.
honestly a mood in some ways
and just when i thought i could put away the bullshit meter for the evening
images really dont like me on here do they?
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head
and? thats not what i was getting at
https://tenor.com/bboIt.gif
that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|
very helpful! admittedly im already kind of a tea nerd lol but if someone else sees it could be great for them!! :D
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
oh thank god i saw nsfw and thought you were posting your dick for a moment
its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling
dude just say that youre the one that really wants the hug already
A gen z I trapped called me "chopped" and "unc" I am now going to throw up and cry.
equius he is one of my favorite characters weve been through this
yeah but hes not really a hugger himself in most continuities and honestly it might make him uncomfortable
top 3 huggable robots in my opinion: 1. my kid (obviously) 2. baymax (basically built for it) 3. g1 optimus prime (canonically a hugger and has strong dad vibes)
heck yes you get it!!! love that walking marshmallow filled with love and metal
okay so im thinking big hero six is next on the movie list
sweet! spam reduced by 25%
uh huh sure just admit it you secretly hate me and to think im letting you watch wall-e with me
@equiusZahhak you know when you are spamming me you are also hitting the hate button right?
oh okay then i suppose that is different :)
gasp!!! how rude of them >:O
i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
it IS the worst!!!! thank goodness i love this thing for other reasons because it can be a real pain sometimes literally!!!
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
im not sure how to feel about this if im being honest
im thinking this post might have been a mistake
some people just go straight for the ears smh
thinkin abt the prospects of gettin totally mind-controlled by sum1 who wants 2 do bad bad things 2 me hmmmm ponderin that #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
what? you know i like cute robots!!!
to the surprise of no one who knows me i settled on cartoons wall-e right now and well see where it goes from there
im not even close to bedtime yet and jake used enough spice in dinner to kick my ass awake for awhile
okay well yes that but i more meant after that
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
why do you two insist on making me suffer?? :,( @walkstabwalK @equiusZahhak
okay well this is embarrassing but the point is FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HORSES ASS
hey it works in video games maybe you are on to something
oh i should probably track down jake and see what we are doing for dinner tonight im thinking i might be in the mood for tikka masala
Depends. I love getting myself all oiled up and sliding around the manor.
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Hornyposting is actually fine as long as you’re hot.
im glad. that vway you can still me my posts and replies to you. and cuz you like me so much. aint that right, stud?
i think destroying a moon with presumably your fists is anything but natural but okay
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If the pupae upstairs keep making noise I am going to LOSE IT. :Can't a girl play with her D:ollies in pea:Ce? D:
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