♦ pitied by @equiusZahhak
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
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I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Why can't I just be a cute little housewife? Sigh... #fuckwork #yearning
I'm a princess locked in the tower.
When you're near, I hide my blushing face And trip on my shoelaces Grace just isn't my forté But it brings me to my knees when you say "Hello, how are you, my darling, today?" I fall into a pile on the floor Puppy love is hard to ignore When every little thing you do, I do adore #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
dont care boat no dam NDA i gotta delete it cuz i look like a fuckin IDIOT
i gotta delete my whole dam account...
The horrors (back pain) persists but so do I!
dELETE POST,
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*
I'm going to bash my head against the wall. #violence
i feel sick #substance #idontfuckingknow #married?
:33< hey :33< hey :33< HEY! :33< pet meow :33< pet meow :33< PET MEOW!!!
:33< twinsies in this way :33< our kinks match up so well! :33< shame we both s33m to be subs and bottoms :(( :33< #nsfw
:33< hey :33< secret meowsage furom the cat realm :33< meow
:33< im 4 f33t tall mew can pick meow up and throw meow and ill be like :33< wh33333333333333
:33< *the mighty huntress suplexes mew fur no reason*
why am i once again cold as fuck?
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
dont like that both you AND kris seem to be up to something
oh nevermind i think he was just waiting for me to look away so he could get in my hair again
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
:33< pussy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
:33< girl smell :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw if mew like really squint?
this is somehow worse than the nuke
back from spacing out and- ohhhhhh my goodness nope nope nope
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWEEK THSI FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! ]
Yep. It's a big trickster cult multi-marriage disaster. Everyone's freaking out, Grand Wokeblood's having some kinda spiritual awakening, and I'm getting the fuck outta here. Worst Orgy Ever. #nsfw #eridanweek
the feel1ng of 1mpend1ng doom 1s k1nda uh. hm
Oh goodnezz! I've torn my thumb ligament!
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
you are a different void go away this is my void
I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir
ive been watching the various transformers cartoons with him for like a year he should know better by now
...Please leave me alone.
I think I would die if I saw colors.
I lowkey don't even fw god tiers all that much. You think you have someone in a perfect trap and then BAM they turn themselves into actual light????
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir
I miss when we were a good country without crooks as Detectives. #Millerverse #noir
i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /
my posts haven't been getting much traction lately / i wonder why
yay!! :) (thats secret code for damn straight you better mister)
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
:33< meows at mew until mew fill my food then walks away
:33< im back did i miss anyathing epic or pawsome? :33< mew still all fureaks?
:33< thank mew meowsterious detective
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
My tummy also hurts, if you even care. </3
This migraine is making me evil.
I am all out of my headache meds and my sister isn't even here for once in her life. I am in #hell like my dad told me.
I need my head to stop hurting right NEOW.
SICK AND TWISTED CHITTR, I WAS MAKING A BANGER [PST ABOUT BEIGN SLEEPY
so the nuke theory was right or?
nno
oh maybe this isnt consistent across my alts but ive been on a transformers kick for a bit? im talking about one of my favorites skyfire
I can't believe they gave Snow White a fuck ass pixie cut. </3
Tbh, if I was denied true love due to some fuck ass fairy, I'd be an angry alcoholic too. #substances
DISNEY WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CAPTIONS?!
Finally I'm able to wind down. I feel like tonight haz beeen a non-ztop zhit zhow.
:33< alright im going on a nice long hunt :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33 < help im lost in the crowd at #purridanw33k :33 < i cant find my meowrail 3:
:33< whats mew pussycat woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
IM CULLING EVERYONE WHO PITIES MY POST FROM NOW ON...
I WANTED TO GO BACK TO POSTING BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADD ONTO ROSE'S FUCKING LIST..
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
I THINK ROSE SCARES ME?
Why the FUCK does my hand hurt??
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
sorry to my unknown lover sorry i cant believe anyone truly starts to fall in love with me #lyricposting
……if this turns into a zombie outbreak i swear to fucking god
yeah thats what my metaphorical money is on
or the rapture i didnt even think of that one
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
oh no i care i just know getting in the middle of that is only going to cause me to become one of the casualties
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
D --> What would one say hypothetically to a hypothetical insolent rustb100d who hypothetically refuses to take you seriously, in spite of your superiority D --> Hypothetically speaking
Tastes good so far! #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62715d609a51.png
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
Ha ha! Great joke! But no I don't have that kind of power that sounds like something that other character would be over the moon to take credit for! However I am normal!
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
normal nepeta finally did it she killed the website
happy day to @itchy @slowdozer @trace @fourleavedclover @fivefingerfillet @sixpinsimpaled @misterseven @exileduniverse @adamngoodtailor @sawbuck @mrbenedict @imbiscuits @maximsbelt get it? cause you are all fools!!! happy day idiots
Yep! Nothing out of the ordinary here! ereh fo twoem teg <33: Hm? No no I didn't hear anything! #aprilnormalday
Gee you folks seem so... riled up and well... I WOULD LOVE NYATHING MORE THAN TO JOIN MEW I'm more of an abstinence for life kinda guy! HA HA! #aprilnormalday #nsfw ish
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Well hello my dear Dancestor! I hope you are having a wonderful day today! I look forward to seeing what sort of good deeds you do today!
Gee I'm sorry you don't like whatever you think is wrong! I'm just a normal guy! I'm enjoying these pancakes! Yum!
I would never put a bomb under someones pillow! How uncouth!
Hunt? Whatever for! So barbaric! I'm a vegetarian don't you know!
This place sure could use a good dusting! Better get to work! #aprilnormalday
I'm not sure friend I sure hope you find your way back home safely!
Pancakes always taste better with some nice tasty maple syrup! Yum! #aprilnormalday
A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten My Earring From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It
I p33ked upstairs. She's cleaning the hive. #aprilnormalday
There's so much art on the wall! Who's been drawing on the wall? I'm gonna have to clean this up pronto! #aprilnormalday
You are right meditation would be a very good idea!
I'm having a little snack of tasty unsalted chips! Wouldn't want my blood pressure to get too high would I? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ not gonnΔ lie, it feels like this seeing someone else using deltΔs in their Quirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f130ec0eΔ77.png ༉‧₊˚✧.*
Geeze sorry to hear that friend ha ha!
Don't worry friend I have it on good authority that she will be back tomorrow! I know all about you're little black crush on but don't worry I won't tell on you!
I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday
Oh no tea for me please! I'm more of a coffee guy myself ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Thank you friend! Glad I can make your day a little brighter :)
Nothing quite beats curling up by the fire place and reading a good book ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I assure you friend I am not touching you! I do not even think I am in the same timeline as you! Please stay safe okay?
Geeze that sounds scary and potentially dangerous! Please do not do that!
I cannot say that I have but I hear it's a cracking good episode!
That's wonderful to hear! A nice relaxing night indoors is sometimes just what the doctor ordered! Ha Ha!
Scared of a normal guy like me? Sorry you feel that way my friend! I'm just going about my business being normal!
What's wrong with me? I don't know what you are talking about! I'm sorry friend!
Geeze friend I'm sorry to hear that happened to you :)
Geeze that really is scary! But I assure you I'm abstinent until I die! Ha ha!
Oh don't even worry about this! Typing without quirks is very normal and easy to do for one normal fellow such as myself!
Safety is my middle name!
Yes this is a lovely night to be on here! How are all of your nights going my various chittr friends?
Well thats very generous Mr. Blart! Thank you for this offer! A fast food meal every now and then isn't bad!
Remember healthy eating is important!
You are absolutely right and I would never disagree with what you say!
Fun fact! The ghosts in Pac man each have a unique behavior forshadowed by their description on the title screen! Blinkys target is whatever tile Pac man is currently on Pinkys target is whatever tile is directly in front of Pac man Inkys target is the tile directly behind Pac man And Clyde selects a random tile then once he reaches it he selects a new tile! I hope that this was helpful and informative for the next time you play Pac man!
I love eating oat meal with perhaps a little bit of brown sugar on top! Lets not go crazy shall we?
:33< i am simply having a normal one :) :33< happy april normal day maddie! :33< #aprilnormalday
:33< ha ha you see i am just very normal! :33< i sure do love buying oatmeal from the grocery store! :33< #aprilnormalday
Quirks... who need them? #aprlinormalday
:33< you should all make investments and start your 401k :33< #aprilnormalday
vwhatevwer. i dont evwen care that she didnt follovw me back. not evwen a little bit. im UN8OTHERED. EASY 8REEZY, HAHAH. SO NONCHALANT.
:33< im doing normal activities like catching up on the baseball game or eating a ham and cheese sandwich! :33< #aprilnormalday
:33< thinking about boys! :33< #aprilnormalday
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
okay. i thought about it real good. youre scared to follovw me back because you havwe some unresolvwed feelings for me and youre trying to avwoid them. dont be scared, babes. just hit the follovw button. i dont bite. zz;)
:33< im just a normal oliveblood woman doing her best in this wondpurrfur world :)) :33< #aprilnormalday
@cattleproAnimeaboo hey babes ur handsum face is gone D: all i c r ur sexy letters
:33< my fafurite book? :33< the bible! :33< #aprilnormalday!
:33< i love sl33ping gremelwar houpurrs and getting enough watpurr! :33< #aprilnormalday
huh apparently there was glitter in my lotion and i was not make aware of this fact i think some of it managed to make it into my tail somehow…
somehow that isnt all that surprising… :/
okay… lets see if i can muster up the energy to be on this thing tonight
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
:33< horny peopurr have no rights. horny peopurr are nyat purrotected undpurr the clawnstitution. if mew are horny i WILL find you and then mew will be sorry buster. unfollow meow right furking nyow if mew are horny, have efur b33n horny, or efur will be horny. this is nyat a joke. purrlease leave. :33< #aprilnormalday :33< #nsfw ish
Big tiddy make back hurt. #nsfw #tiddy
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
♰ okay... and what if maybe.. i was intrigued by #eridanweek .. ♰
this is news to me!
:33< anyaways :33< meow!
:33< nefurmind it furks nyow!!! :33< YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
:33< ugh! :33< gonna go sit on my vibratpurr until i f33l betpurr :33< #nsfw :33< #nsfwe ? :33< meowby if mew squint?
♰ snared... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c62059ad22f.png ♰
you ever just feel some lingering sense of horror hovering from afar and not know why?
:33< mew get notified of boobs existing in the furld?
:33< mew can be at my hive anya time and yet mewre not purrently :33< purrious :33< i only an a cup but ive b33n told theyre a meowthfur!
:33< attention chitpurr :33< boobs :33< that is all :33< #nsfw ish
are you getting involved with fish scam coin things??
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
hey why is jack saying youve lost it?
:33< this meowrning i shot an elephant in my pawjamas! :33< how it got into my pawjamas is beyond meow! :33< *laughtrack*
:33< "ooooo shitpeta be pawsative" :33< mew want pawsative? :33< im pawsative that mew are shit!
♰ mm.. wondering if its worth it to get out of the hive for #eridanweek … ♰
Juzt got done arguing with my ztupid co-worker. Eat zhit and die.
FUCK MY BAKA LIFE MAN.
IM BEATING MY HEAD INTO MY DESK I TYPOED APPEL AGAIN FUCK
:33< the nepeta pile fur of nepetas (and mad mewmew) rules if mew are a nepawta mew should get in on this shit
i AM, vERY WISE, i THINK, aCTUALLY,
I Suppose It Is Only A Matter Of Fact That I Will Be Attending Eridan Week #eridanweek
:33< i dont care :33< why would i care whos at a purrlace that if i had my way would be burned to the ground?
:33< born to hate :33< i nefur said i liked that othpurr stuff just that it was purrefurable to eridan :33< meowi and mewri are good though
:33< mew guys are talking about eridan? :33< fur a w33k?!? :33< ERIDAN?!? :33< ugh stupid :33< wake meow up when mewere talking about p33 or mewri or meowi again :33< ... eridan of all trolls...
:33< mew should say feline :33< girls rule
:33< slifurware is ofur rated just mewse mewre hands
:33< thinkin about girls again :33
:33< my clawmon spawn location is the garbage dump :33< im a rare spawn in the mewpurrs though
:33< *the mighty huntress makes vaguely gay cat sounds at mew*
:33< lesbian garfield be like :33< mmm lasagna... :33< and pussy :33< #nsfw ish
when i'm winning i say: I love Balala! when i'm losing i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.
:33< i will be the meowst kitty to this day <3
Ok Well Now I Really Have To Start Culling People Https://files.catbox.moe/6m8jz4.jpeg
Anyway it has 8een a very long day so I should likely get to sleep.
Got so jigh I be twitching. #substances
ah... i suppose that reframes it in a better way i do enjoy a yearning man i was imagining myself in the yearning position and it was making me a bit blue
i rolled da worst joint evr.. gunna get kicked out of da junction 4 dis :///// #substance
maybe if you didnt BULLY me all the time
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
kid woke up had to piss #pissgate
i miss my wife, tails.
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
sir this is clearly a bwoof situation
oh well shit youve actually got me beat
only if you tell her you asshole
pixie doesnt count she only looks like a horse
no worries it was a friendly kidnapping
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
i dunno if they say anything else ive only seen a horse like once in my entire life
I zuck at Trekken.
:33 < when i have trouble sl33ping in my recuperacoon, theres one surefire way to try and soothe myself :33 < i picture little nimble fuzzy meowbeasts, prancing oh so adorably and counting each one leaping over a fence! :33 < you all should give it a try too! one, two, thr33! :33 :33 < :// :33 < i guess it DOESNT have to be a kitty cat? :33 < and yet i am highly encouraging it so please try
hello everyone, i massively over slept after an exhausting night. i hope kasane teto and our children are doing ok!
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE.
Each passing night I get mo+re and mo+re frustrated with my peers. I kno+w yo+u're capable o+f being smart please actually act like it befo+re I develo+p a migraine.
wouldnt surprise me if someone started talking about that i can think of at least one or two instances where someone wanted to try
oh see now i KNOW you are up to something
see this is me feeling like i need to squint
i feel like you are trying to talk me into a trap this is one of your trying to talk me into a trap things isnt it?
the things we do for scratches… but it is worth it in the end
well people arent always available ARE they
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
homeu blocks r my enemy fuck u honey blocks https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6836.jpeg
okay i think i kicked the migraine crisis averted… this time
one of you is plenty but alas the multiverse does not work that way
you know i thought i was going to get by without my regularly scheduled sunday migraine but i may have spoke too soon sigh time to chug some electrolytes and hope for the best
Go+o+d light and go+o+d evening to+ all. A clo+se friend o+f mine co+nvinced me to+ get an acco+unt, and thus far, I do+n't regret it.
okay that is hilarious but also no stop that
since i know you are reading this i hope you realize it only lets me see so far back on the notifs right???
well i sure hope no one was actually trying to say something to me considering i have 73 notifications and im not sure if they are all equius or not
MY STOMACH CRAMPS ARE COMING BACK AND I BLAME EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
unfortunately… and that would involve engaging with him? which is a terrible idea and he gives everyone the creeps i swear every version of this guy ive ever seen gets off on it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
that is the coolest stick to ever be a stick congrats
uh huh… sure… :| no idea what the fuck you are on about but whatever
oh im sure that will go swell for you
just trust me… there are horrors out there that you dont want explained to you buddy
just walk away while you still can please
im blaming equius for this still
gonna agree with you there and not try to feel bad about missing the entire morning lol
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
sigh looks like jack cant just admit hes a dork and is projecting again smh
we have a barter economy! its pretty early stage civilization here
ohhhh yeah we dont have that here yet
well either way! who would be so fiendish to hide something like that in delicious cheese and pepperoni goodness?
i dunno i think i would have caught onto that with the whole dog nose and all
okay i need to know why this pizza rosemary bread ive been getting at market is so freaking addicting ive had to start keeping it at the cabin to keep the guys out of it and im still going through it way too quickly
jack ive got this ahem… BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMh4_ak6r4
WAGGING MY TAIL, CUDDLING INTO THIS HEATING PAD THING, GORGING MYSELF IN THIS ICECREAM
:33 < I love splitting the innocent fauna in half for survival :3333
my fuckin tits hurt #nsfw #tits
SNEEZING MADE THE PAIN WORSE FUCKKKKKKK
I CANT FUCKING TELL IF THROWING UP WILL BE HELPFUL RIGHT NOW OR MAKE THE PAIN WORSE..#NAUSEA
Woke up sore as fuck maybe I shouldn't have hit my punching bag so hard yesterday
Thank you! It's really such a pain dealing with it. :/
Oh, it wasn't a wound! I was on my period the past three days. Yuck.
having big boobs is not for the weak. waking up to the worst backache today #nsfw #boobs #titties
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
sigh… yeah thats the plan but its still going to be unpleasant for a bit
the ghosts woke me up because they require #offerings
[ # **Site. ]
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
Another Update The Chicken Bake Is Mediocre And My Airfryer Has Cameras On It So I Cannot Say The Day So Far Has Been Very Successful But If Anyone Wants A 40 Dollar Nonrefundable Airfryer With Sunglasses Dm Me Because I Cannot Return This Now
i think im at my fucking limit
Ive Already Been Advertisedly Swindled Into Buying A Branded Airfryer How Many More Advertisements Will I Get. Do You Have To Get A Membership For That Too
I Remerge From My Slumber To Inform You All That I Am Now The One Going To The Store. This Costco Better Be Worth Its Hype I Just Paid To Shop Here Which Is An Insane Concept But Ive Shelled Out The Dough For It Anyhow
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
I don't need to "go outside" and "talk to real people," I get all the socialization I need from The Sims 2 (2004).
sleep is hard when the voices of ghosts keep filling my ears
Book of the damned is whispering again. #concerning Ego sum ira Domini.
Apparently To My Sister In Law I Am A Worthless Insignificant Irrelevant Pathetic Piece Of Software With No Emotions https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-034722.png #postpartumdepression
I Am... *cries Very Much*😭😭😭 John Please @ectobiologist#5688 i'm Going To My Room
Pulled a muscle.
I accept t)(is tribute on be)(alf of all )(and-)(olders everyw)(ere!
:33< oh noooo pink kryptonyate guess im gonna have to kiss girls about it
Never give out free zamplez in caze zome trollz are ungrateful.
listen....... https://i.postimg.cc/brJ0zqys/image.png
honestly a mood in some ways
and just when i thought i could put away the bullshit meter for the evening
images really dont like me on here do they?
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head
and? thats not what i was getting at
https://tenor.com/bboIt.gif
1've got no shame... a cute troll wants me to bark 1'll #bark... feel l1ke a lot of you could benef1t from do1n the same... #nsfw
If I get a stiff drink soon enough, I don't have to be scolded sober
that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|
very helpful! admittedly im already kind of a tea nerd lol but if someone else sees it could be great for them!! :D
:33< this is the night where we meow at the top of our lungs until the sun clawms up and then some
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
Some people don't even offer a hello. I'm not the same hue as the walls.
oh thank god i saw nsfw and thought you were posting your dick for a moment
its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling
:33< its kitty awarenyass w33k :33< are mew aware of kitties? :33< mew should be were aware of mew
TRADE 💋FFER: I PAY F💋R Y💋UR THINGS Y💋U F💋LL💋W ME 💋N ALL F💋URS #NSFW #KINKY
dude just say that youre the one that really wants the hug already
equius he is one of my favorite characters weve been through this
yeah but hes not really a hugger himself in most continuities and honestly it might make him uncomfortable
top 3 huggable robots in my opinion: 1. my kid (obviously) 2. baymax (basically built for it) 3. g1 optimus prime (canonically a hugger and has strong dad vibes)
hrrrgghh the voices hrrgghhh 20% off your next purchase of 30 dollars or more when you use the crockercorp™ mobile app NOOOOOOOOOOOO BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
D --> Please understand that if you are not of b100 b100d or higher then I e%pect you to refer to me with reverence. I do not ask for much, this is the bare minimum
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
heck yes you get it!!! love that walking marshmallow filled with love and metal
okay so im thinking big hero six is next on the movie list
Periods suck! Why do I have to bleed AND feel pain? Bullshit. #periods #bloodcw #nsfw? maybe?
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
:33< splats out of the slime and meows at mew
sweet! spam reduced by 25%
uh huh sure just admit it you secretly hate me and to think im letting you watch wall-e with me
@equiusZahhak you know when you are spamming me you are also hitting the hate button right?
oh okay then i suppose that is different :)
gasp!!! how rude of them >:O
i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
:33< theres #teatime going on :33< what da hell?
it IS the worst!!!! thank goodness i love this thing for other reasons because it can be a real pain sometimes literally!!!
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
:33< theres uhhh :33< peopurr around here huh
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FRITTER APPLE FRITTER APPLE FRITTER NOT SHITTER
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
im not sure how to feel about this if im being honest
im thinking this post might have been a mistake
you even gotta ask that?? look at ya...
~no please one more chance
some people just go straight for the ears smh
guys dont drink the lavalamp juice ouguhghg my tummy hurt i fucked up hopital
i post my dick on hErE and it gEts ONE LIKE #nsfw
lowEst point of my lifE. you win, chittr. https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_005758359.png #nsfw
what? you know i like cute robots!!!
to the surprise of no one who knows me i settled on cartoons wall-e right now and well see where it goes from there
the soft spot i have for clowns cannot be overstated, , , something something drinking the wicked elixir makes ya one for life , , , ect , , , ect , , ,
im not even close to bedtime yet and jake used enough spice in dinner to kick my ass awake for awhile
okay well yes that but i more meant after that
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
A part of me Is missing my former agents after seeing all of this Hmm
:33 < hand* :33 < 33p! i must still be shaken up by all those posts :SS
:33 < its too much for me! :33 < sometimes i have to hide my little p33purrs with one had, and scroll away from those posts with the other
I THINK ID DIE IF I DID..
why do you two insist on making me suffer?? :,( @walkstabwalK @equiusZahhak
okay well this is embarrassing but the point is FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HORSES ASS
equius what the fuck man??? https://imgur.com/a/pNQA4Gn
hey it works in video games maybe you are on to something
ate an apple i feel mildly more alert now sorta… maybe… we will see…
oh i should probably track down jake and see what we are doing for dinner tonight im thinking i might be in the mood for tikka masala
I t)(ink I'll avoid turning on air drop again for a w)(ile. T)(e amount of propositions in exc)(ange for temporarily )(ives)(aring was V--ERY bold. #iwontbecallinganemoneonedaddy #w)(att)(es)(ell #nsfw
i have decided tØ cØmplete a wretched task. baking.
[Pull] Jus' donated 60 caegars t' tha box n' Dutche still don't think thats enough.. back to gettin' more money I 'uppose [Trigger]
I fought in the #Piss Wars. Never forget our many esteemed privates who laid down their lives only to be irrelevantly flushed aside the roiling rivers of gold for the rich, the ever-demanding affluent, the wealthy grandmasters whose controlling hands seized power wherever they could. I may forever hold my peace. One thousand years noisy clear stream curse upon our enemies. #Piss #PissWars #UrineTrouble #Witchposting #WitchChittr
hehloo how ddo you feel about john marston quickly
I think being based in a troll session has done something to my alts
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
man i havent been on in a while wonder what everyone is getting up to maybe it wont be so bad this time
:33< #profileupdate #purrofileupdate <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7867b45b9d2.png
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:33 < dang nyabbit, how could i forget? :33 < just when you think you got em all, smartyhead equius has just one more word up his sl33ves!
beautiful! wish i still had access to a studio like that!
~hey novv.
- I have been ACCEPTED by the aristocracy! I can't stop winning! 🤩🤩🤩 #PeonMaxxing
Well, I'm going to sleep. Good light or wh8ver
Another fucking pan ache.
I HOPE IM NOT A VIRGIN BY THE TIME HES DONE WITH ME. SORRY CHITTR, TOO MUCH? 🖕#NSFW
fuck dude / shit / fuck / fuck #substance
why does the orange kool aid taste like roting appricots?
I'd join you 8ut we'd 8e here for sweeps.
Ack. Nightmare when my eyez get all dry. If it wazn't bad only having one good eye, the other ztartz to get fuzzy too.
i ate an entire jumbo bag of gummy growl beasts / i think they were eatables / i may be screwed #substance
:33< i would nefur lie about cat behavior
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her outside* :33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her inside* :33< *the mighty huntress-
:33< is it wrong to fantasize about your furrends? like maybe i want to kiss my furrends and hold their paws a little
I'm soooooooo 8oooooooored.
happy halloween everybody! (this ones a joke at my own expense 0u0)
oh nooo im desperate 4 attention again sigh #nsfw
:33< abnya cadabnya :33< cat in mewre vents!
e˅ery♡ne l♡˅es me and 1t's just s♡ hard, 1 d♡n't get why e˅erytr♡ll tr1es t♡ deny 1t
helll♡♡♡ all my gl♡r1♡us and w♡nderful lesser be1ngs!!! <3 c♡me and re˅el 1n my p♡wer and gl♡ry and talk ab♡ut h♡w awes♡me 1 am!!! owo
:33< absomewt bullshit i nefur went godtier :33< total bullshit :33< i want cute fairywings!
:33< pawxys looooove ears and a tail :33< mew gotta get outta mewre timeline break reality a bit :33< make out with othpurr catgirls in othpurr timelines :33< broaden mewre horizons
:33< we are all familmewre with girls kissing :33< now get this next bit :33< catgirls kissing :33< with tongue!
gomen that is the incorrect image
Dating applicati0ns are 0pen S0me qualities i am l00king f0r: - fucking nerd apparently - 0ld as hell (0pti0nal) - suicidal
:33< my dancestor gets it why cant mew all
:33< this time its gonna be diffurent :33< this time im gonna meow instead of meow
:33 < efurry time i s33 one of my alts use a pun that hadn't occurred to me i get so mad i start punching drywall
↘️my portfolio is in shambles.↘️
:33< big fat cat tats :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
↗️FUCC I AM LOSING EVERYTHING.↗️
:33< all of my days im just meowing around :33< wake up meow 33000 times pass out :33< say silly things sometimes :33< hate a few posts :33< it rules
im goin to start chittin #imcoming evven harder noww
quadrant applications open or wwhatevver its not like i need anybody of anyfin but like in case someone wwould be interested you knoww?
:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononoonononno no tell me youre lying no no no no no no no no
:33< nyall efur meowed loud as furk? :33< go on try it right nya :33< mewr neighpurrs wont mind at all
i really fucked up todays sudoku. my sex appeal going down the drain #nsfw #butbarely
:33< in this hive we love cats too
Fiddling with that slider isn't providing any results in making your pretty dark blue any more legible. It's just made ME white.
:33< the idea of a counsel of nepeta (and mad mew mew) rules actmewally :33< happy to be on it repurresenting the violent chaotic side of the nepeta (and mad mew mew)s
:33< this is a lil secret furom meow to mew :33< ahem :33< meow
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
:33< looks like while i was purrlaying chess :33< mew fur purrlaying chess like an idiot!!!
boys we have run out of shaving cream
:33< meowbeasts rule and barkbeasts drool
:33< but of course :33< she is a nepeta in spurrit fur sure
:33< hell yeah mad mewmew is here :33< we love to s33 more catgirls on this site
:33< idk if god has anyathing to do with this tarot card bit im doing
:33< *the mighty huntress draws a tarot card that has a pictpurr of her getting struck by lightning in the middle of a radioactive wasteland* :33< this is purrobably fine
:33< beclaws im furked up and evil
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33< truly these are the best of times to meow
>([#c#itterconfessions #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/efbaf5e1bba0.png]
about half way done reading up on everyone's posts that i missed.
#nsfw #feet I'd like to formally apologize for my feet post from earlier. I speak my truth unfortun8ly. The st8ment still stands........
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.
questions you shouldnt be askin and answwers you dont need
#chittrconfession I DONT ACTUALLY HATE EVERYONE. CRAZY I KNOW.
You'd think with how often I'm on my feet for almost days on end I'd put on at least a bit of muscle mass. But no matter what I do any additional size eludes me, this lithe frame is a universal constant it seems
anyways dinner for tonight; great value spicy chicken nuggets. its the shit #food
~° I don't like to think of myself as having a thing for clowns... but the evidence certainly points to it. ~°
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
~its not my fault clovvns are inherently attractive. every purple i’ve ever met has been built like a brick vvall and that is exactly vvhat i’m looking for in a quadmate
:33< what would mew do if i put mew in a big bottle and shook mew up like one of thoes paint mixpurrs?
:33 < i started giggling to myself and snickering sooo much that i had to share this mental thought :33 < imagine a regular meowbeast but :33 < ooo3333h33hee :33 < im shaking in gigglyfits about this irl :33 < but instead of being normal :33 < it just got up on its hind legs and did a whole dance?? XDD < baah33h33h33!!! #cats #h33h33
the warmbloods i'm rooming with are taking about bonnie blueblood / get me out bro
:33< snack break troll becky hold my calls
:33< i miss my wife tails :33< i miss her a lot :33< ill be back
if yOU think im stUpId now, yOU shOUld sEE me when im high. im smArtEr than i lOOk. im the dUmbEst girl AlivE. #substance
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
i am stabbing die tØ death. nØ Øne can stØp me. except fØr the inability tØ actually kill him.
ICP "In My Room" still stuck in my head help
:33< furk no wait hold up https://i.imgur.com/lqvRkSW.png
:33< blob:https://imgur.com/11a2bae3-d59c-4241-a3ee-8385feb75275 :33< did some fanart of my purrfessor while i wait fur my next lesson #mypurrfessor :33< @amorousFortune
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.
:33< what do mew mean the pipeline isnt furry shippurr girl to shitposter with lusus issmews :33< make it make sense!!!
:33< im gonna do it!!! :33< this time im really gonna do it!! :33< IM GONNA MEOW!!! :33< MEW BETPURR WATCH OUT HERE IT COMES!! :33< meow
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f08e419dad5474cdde7ac783605d875c/8fb42d4bdd6548e1-24/s1280x1920/c770433f70f8c93c7b61a3ba02457d4a35c88aba.png #if this doesnt work im dying #husband
CLOWN GIRLS HMU FOR #PI7CHFLIR7ING I'M FEELING H∆7EFUL ∆ND G∆Y 7ONIGH7
s↑gh... cerule★ns...
:33< supurrban ranbowdrinkpurrs huh?
Muzt bee nice.
They turned my husband into a mug!
:33< cat meows loud as furk in mewr ear asmr roleplay
:33< efurry time i se am on my timeline i go :33< shut up my stories are on!
I believed him to be a friend. Now I am unsure.
"= i forgot how fun. an. authentic shitshow. is. ="
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
:33< furked up that mewman eat charms fur powpurr :33< can the leprechauns have one thing?
thats vwhat i like to hear. just vwait, in a vweek vwere gonna be singing kumbaya and braiding each others hair. i havwe a feeling this is the start of a VWERY long and beautiful friendship.
:33< its like the saying goes :33< meow
iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
:33< thats fair dont even furry about it
)(uman bulls)(ip sometimes sneaks into my vocab n it sorta annoyin. ftr. kno i spent a long bass time t)(ere but 3B-(
:33< equihiss meowst have missed meow today :33< i woke up to roughly a trillion notifipawtions furom him :33< hewwo buddy
:33< in theory this is true :33< in purractice insomnya has a knife to my throat and wants meow to die
:33< i tried my body wont let meow
:33< my mewsual is 12 :33< 6 is mispurry
:33< id LOVE to equihiss :33< my body will nyat allow it
:33< urgh i only slept fur 6 hours i f33l meowspurrable >:((
A Handful Of Minutes And Ive Already Had The Misfortune Of Reading The Words Twist His Bawls
Ugh my mø7ra7lspr7t wants tø røleplay aga7n. 7 k7nd øf want tø but 7 have tø wr7te a huge answer tø her pøst r7ght nøw. 7t's Just. K7nda ted7øus.
:33 < how serene and beautiful!! :33 < please stay safe and have fun sillyhead! :33
:33 < that pic is so fake my rumblespheres arent nearly that big
:33 < remempurr to get an additional source of fat alongside your rabbit meat, or too much of it can kill you!!
hey efurryone whats your favfurite meat? mine's boar!!
>:(( < POST CANCELLED WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CUTE LITTLE FACE?
can we kill equius for the pity reacts...
freek-a-leek is too real right now... and thats all im saying until i know this is burried. #nsfw
11 can hear her h0nk11ng 0h my g0d 0h n0
I NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LAUGH AND SMILE ABOUT, SORRY SPADE
I USE IT AS AN "POOR THING, YOUR POST IS EITHER PATHETIC OR SORROWFUL."
:33< and i always will :33< almeowst exclusively when it comes to puns :))
:33< i do were like two ships passing in the night with the way our puns line up howefur the one we can agr33 on is catfish :33< so we have that!
:33< i gotta respect clawndies and fefurries and menahs and whatnyat :33< they do the bit i do but wayyyy hardpurr :33< meowstly beclaws my pans not wired fur fish puns :33< but still
:33< welcome to shitpetas ships :33< well ship mew with mew to mew! :33< just sign this phonebook of a legal papurr and dont read it and ill get to furk fur mew!
:33< im nyat like othppurr girls :33< i throw up a hairball on mewr carpet and scratch up mewre drapes and track fleas and ticks into mewre home
:33< shout out to the best purrbeast :33< pounce! :33< ...
:33< bestie i would furk up a bag of chompskys right nyow!
:33< girl he did he came right up to meow and said it to my face :((
:33< i say let em its just a bunch of impurrove clawmedions :33< if they fail mew can always say "i warned mew"
:33< a fellow dropout fan :33< we may have more in clawmon than i furst thought bestie
:33< its like my hero the cricket furom pinochio always says :33< dont drink watpurr
:33< let us clawnsidpurr the noble cat :33< where did i clawme furm? :33< where did it go? :33< where did it clawme furm clawtton eyed joe?
:33< sounds great! :33< man it is gonna be a bitch to get someone to be like :33< the thr33 of pentacles or whatefur
:33< alright great mewre in my great new girl gang called the cards :33< its tharot themed so pick mewre card we got the fool (meow) and the chariot someone else whos nyanbinary but we let those in too if they wan :33< any of the other like 70+ cards are open so take mewre pick
:33< and mew self identify as goth?
:33< t33h33 munch munch munch :33< h33 h33 OwwO
:33< h33h33 *the mighty huntress is violently electrocuted* :33< t33h33 munch munch
:33< t33h33 :33< munchy munch munch!
:33< im chewing on mewre wiressssss ^ww^
:33< im knocking mewre pens off mewer desk t33h33
:33< the slime :33< it becons :33< nyat yet my loath :33< nyat yet!
:33< i would lie about a lot of things :33< but i would NEFUR lie about purrugly being the best pokemon
:33< they have a special purrlace in mine too <3
:33< shout out to the best pokemon! :33< purrugly
:33< okay its slimetime goodnight fureaks <3
:33< MEOW!! :33< man imps are the best!
:33< thank gog im not a squealbeast
:33< maaaaan i should s33 if any of the imps on lolcat are still putzing about :33< those things ruled
:33< its like i always say :33< sl33p is fur the weak
:33< shout out to girls gotta be one of my fafurite gendpurrs :33< i fuck with boys also im pan
I DROPPED MY PALMHSUK, SORRY ABOTU THE WIWRD POST
:33< its okay eggs we love mew anyaways!
i'm dyin and ~nly a kiss fr~m a h~t cl~wn can save me...
I HATE TYPING O MOBKE I DIDBT NESBF TOUBFOLLOW
:33< note to self.... peopurr love.... girls.... kissing :33< oh dont mind this uh :33< meow or whatefur
ITS SO FUCKING LATE MY VISION ISNT EVEN STAYING STRAIGHT /:B
:33< bangpurr post shitpeta :33< mew all scream :33< meow :33< i reply
:33< clawmputppurr show meow images of toad furom mario
:33< i can list mew 33 reasons im not gonna do that
It2 2o funny to m3 that my kull 2cor3 ha2 gott3n 2o much furth3r, 2o much fa2t3r than my Kult (Im almo2t to 1k Kull im b3gging you lik3 thi2 2hit)
I THINK I CAN?
:33< look at my last thr33 chitts and tell meow if mew can figmewre it out
:33< chitpurr show meow men images :33< thank mew
:33< doing some a b testing tonight
:33< chitppurr show meow girl images :33< thank mew
Equius, some of us grew up in the middle of the ocean with no milk or dairy products.
OH THATS THE ONE POST YOU LIKED AND NOT PITED!!UFCK YOU
WE NEED TO PUT THIS FUCKING HORSE DOWN!!! @equiusZahhak
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
SOTP PITIN REAXFITN ME YOU FICKONG SWEATY FUKR
DHUT UP SHUT UP SUT UPT HSUT HTNE FUCK FGULFNNK CULLING YOU CULLINY UOI IYM WAS A MKSOTAKE!! IT WAS A MSITAKR!@@@!!!
I STILL NEED THAT SUPER HATE BUTTON. PLATONIC HATE. FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
#silentrechitting
IM GOING TO THROW SHIT AT HIM NOW, JUST FOR THAT.
when will a girl humili8 me in front of her friends #nsfw
KANKRI IS THE ONLY ONE I RESPECT NOW https://i.postimg.cc/g08vJzQL/Screenshot-2026-03-26-015636.png
I NEED A SUPER HATE BUTTON!!!!!!!
:33< hey girl adjacent girl heyyyy!
:33< oh hell yeah all my besties joining up tonight
:33< slenpurrman thinks hes special "find my pages" bullshit :33< lose my pages! :33< if mew find them ill be pissed
Why do Cute trolls Like me Have to Like-- sufferrrrr-- Can't ugly People do It for Me :(
DONT PITY REPLY ME YOU SWEAT MACHINE
https://i.ibb.co/Csb6f2bt/grey.png What the hell. I specifically, politely requested this.
@equiusZahhak hop off my pity dick bro I have priorities #nsfw #youdontgetit
THEYRE ALL LYING BUT ME
:33< k33p mewre gandpurrbulbs p33led fur my new novel :33< i chitt meow 500 times a day and peopurr love it! :33< starring shitpeta and the word meow 500 times!
everyone go like @arachnidsgrip#6274’s post now its urgent
TALL ENOUGH.
I BE DRINKING THE MILK FROM THE CARTON AND I CAN TELL WHO DRANK FROM IT LAST SOMETIMES. PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TOUNGE GUYS.
> "g01ng t0 pass 0ut n0w" 1 say, pr0ceed1ng t0 l0se all t1redness and stay 0n ch1ttr f0r the next several h0urs
:33< oh yeah t33h33 whopsie doodles
:33< but thats nyat alliterative :33< what mew want meow to call mew little lad instead is that betpurr?
:33< it purrtantly is :33< lad to hear it buddy boy
So i have learned some new words, Six seven, Ski8adi toilet, Rizzler and something a8out 8addie and pookie. I was not informed on what they meant ex8ctly.
i learned about the words baddie and pookie the other day.
Can anyone teach me what the new slang is in the newest gener8tion.
:33< oh this ones hot off the purresses :33< meow
Headache. #EvilSurgeonSabbatical #Iamnicenow
:33< what kinda b33s make milk? :33< boobies h33h33 :33< #nsfw dont look unless mewre a billion sw33ps old
:33< why bite the hand that f33ds when its the only hand mewre geeeeeting!
oh man. i got my first block today. as far as i know at least.
OH YEAH I PROBABLY HAVE BEEN.
:33< butts :33< #nsfw
yeah these guys am i right
WELCOME TO CHITTR EQUIUS! EVERYONE IS DESPERATE!!
B7W PRE77Y GIRLS IF YOU'RE ∆7 ∆LL IN7ERES7ED MY DMS ∆RE OPEN.
god im so stupid i just need a pretty girl to tell me what to do #nsfw
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡
:33< if mew can believe it its that time again :33< me and this next purrt is impawtant ow
x.my firs♱ order as DEMON KING OF ♱HE GOD𐕣ESS UNIVERSE AND BEYOND wi𐕣𐕣 be ♱o ABO𐕣ISH ♱he word cringe from EVERY 𐕣EXICON ♱HA♱ EXIS♱S.x
:33< yeah beclaws hes nyat real thats just me trying to get scream cards
:33< nithpurr im the guy on mewre scream asking mew fur gift cards in exchange to not release imeowginary blackmail
:33< hey king i dont know if mew know this but this site does log who disliked what
:33< thats good trigger dicipurrlin
:33< go eat mew purrofoundly climbable man
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up to the podium to accept her award happy tears in her eyes* :33< mew guys hate meow mew really really hate meow :33< id like to thank the king of all clawsmeows fur hating efurry single one of my chitts ofur the past hour!
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
idk th_ey'r_e sw_eati|\|g s0cial m_edia lik_e th_ey'r_e tf2 s|\|ip_er mai|\|s?
OkaY So ApparentlY SomE PeoplE Don'T LikE WheN I SticK StickerS Of MyselF On RandoM LightpostS
I am projectile vomiting tears from my eyes. I am literally speechless. Utterly unabashedly 'gagged', to borrow another page from modern parlance. It takes a deliberate kind of maternal obstinance to be this deliberately dense. Do Oedipus complex adhering men just not have stupid mothers or something? Is there a dearth of women with good, wholesome, nurturing, fragrantly scented, provocative mothers with sheet-clutching inspiring tendencies to lurk overlong? Did I just draw the most unfathomably shitty topdeck hand in the histrionic history of womanhood? I am actually so done right now. This is unbelievable. Asked for one thing and cannot have even that. I am so tempted to benadryl a hole in my head and be done with it. Hollow me. Mr. Hatman, I am yours. Save me from the nothing I've become. @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl https://i.imgur.com/1XRikyf.png
:33< truely this was the day of all time on furlarping :)
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
sounds like youre ready for #eridanwweek
i got off to a bad start on here but i promise you guys that im SO avwesome and dovwn to earth. sorry i called that guy a vwhore. i dont vwhat came ovwer me.
:33< clofur my ass is listening and learning
:33< mew guys wont even believe who i conned into getting on here :33< mewll nefur guess it
my poor eye balls.
minus 2 eridans fyi
:33< im just a lil guy mew wouldnt hate meow if i blew up the mewfur damn would mew?
vwhat evwen evwer. vwhore.
please ask me about my six pack.
:33< just anyathing mewre oppawsed to i guess :33< just f33ling nostalgic furk with meow here
i wish i liked twizzlers but i just dont like them sweetart ropes though go crazy not that they are really even the same
I DOOO!!!!!!!