jill egbert
@embellishedBookworm
she/they/he heir of breath, sburb beater, streamer. 🏳️⚧️
The Kanayas Economy Goes Down And Down Every Second This Is A Fact Unfortunately
well that's no good! :(
The Fact I Am The Most Active Kanaya Around When I Barely Open Chittr Is Quite Depressing Itself
i mean, i'm pretty sure i'm the most active egbert, which makes me feel a little sad.
Theres Jinx And A Lot Of Other Egberts Around Often At Least From What I Picked Up Every Time I Get Online
i can't actually tell if jinx is more active than i am. but i wouldn't really say i see a lot of egberts. it's just funny to me that almost none of them are boys. :p
As Crazy As This May Sound Theres A Dave Egbert
oh yeah, i completely forgot about dave! ... and now that i say it, i realize i do that a lot.
I Do Understand In Some Sort Of Way Its A Little Odd Considering He Isnt One Of The Strider Kind
yeah, well, i've had a blog since 2013 and i plan on being on tumblr until they turn the lights off, so i'll probably be here until they turn the lights off too.
Mmn. Maybe I-- shouldn't 'ave left that castle? I mean... there's a "fucked up" alternate me runnin' around...
wait, what do you mean there's an alternate of yours running around?
Miss Nyrita said that th' knight of th' King in Yellow is... me.
ngl, i don't even know what the king in yellow is. and equius did try to explain it to me, but it feels like my brain is just too smooth about this stuff.
men aint shit fr
that's what girls are for. :p
damn right!
be gay, do crimes!
dont mind me im just putting a name on my shit list and underlining it :) #vageupost
that is terrifying actually.
hey did yall know horse magnifier and deltarune take place in the same universe
horse magnifier?
im SO glad you asked https://store.steampowered.com/app/4585340/Horse_Magnifier_The_Full_Horse/
i actually started with maid dresses, if you can believe it.
Jill, please. I would never toy with you, that would be insensitive. You'll find the buckets in the closet by the staircase, I suggest refraining from using vacuum cleaners if possible.
so like, just how much do you want from a maid? how far does the cleaning need to go? do you need cooking service? anything else?
Jill, how can I curb your maidly duties with anything as restrictive as parameters? In your heart, you know how much cleaning is necessary to honor your garb. Trust in it. I would like two meals daily, but my cat will need three. How do you fare with laundry?
D --> She likes restrictive parameters I assure you D --> The more restrictive the better
oh gosh. so do you have a set menu? or would you rather i try to freestyle? i assume you have food for the cat specifically in mind already, because i do not know how to make cat food! but i am perfectly fine with laundry. not that i can personally dry clean, that would still need a facility, but i imagine you have plenty of things that need all kinds of different amounts of care.
ohmygod
Explore your culinary interests on my virginal palette. May you test your recipes to your hearts content, so long as they remain edible. But yes, Jill. I own cat food. You will not need to forage. The care you dedicate to my socks only solidifies how well this role suits you. I'm in your care, simply allow my instructions to provide guidance to achieve your best version: a maid who commits.
i won't lie, i am a little mechanical when it comes to cooking. but, my baking is pretty hard to beat! i am pretty good at following instructions! oh gosh though. like, really. you really want to see this happen, huh?
I can tell. You're already doing so well. Jill, I can assure you there is very little I want more than to have you, in your appropriate maid attire, tending to my needs. From your reaction, it sounds like you'd enjoy it too.
and you're not going to stop with the praise, huh? at least, not if i keep it up haha. and i mean, maybe i do also want it for me. maybe we'll even find out what other kinds of services you would like. i'm sure a cultured person like yourself would enjoy all kinds of things from your maid.
We're doing dresses now? How about this little number I like to call "I caught you staring"?
god you look amazing.
tummy ache
oh no!
im not a woman. i should be forced into a maid outfit and misgendered and called a good girl #tbh #needdat or a good boy im not picky
i mean. mood.