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mA𝇋|𝇌EsPrI𝇋|𝇌 sAiD "i l𖦹vE Y𖦹U" aNd i fUcKiN SaId "𝇋|𝇌yPe sHi𝇋|𝇌" iNs𝇋|𝇌eAd 𖦹F "i l𖦹vE Y𖦹U 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹" sHe's fEeDiNg mE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 𝇋|𝇌He h𖦹rR𖦹R𝇋|𝇌ErR𖦹Rs 𝇋|𝇌𖦹m𖦹rR𖦹W
I stopped throwing house parties when i caught some fiend nose deep in my adhd medication like excuse me sir i need that.
Stop bragging about your various mastery of things, no one cares unless of course you can back it up. Which of course I can, though I don't exactly use my skills for gloating.
yo literally what the fuck i come home from the studio and gym and my apartment has been broken into and ransacked looks like reverse christmas and evil santa claus decided i was top of his list so much of my shit is gone... and the power trip earlier fucked my home sec cameras bros idk how im gonna cope with humor on this one
Sadly i do have champagne taste with a beer wallet. #substance
Its almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus everyone!
Whats pokemon? Im pretty btw. (..◜ᴗ◝..)
𝕤𝕦𝕓𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
WWhat
the daves het score is maxxed out dude im the only queer there
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You may think twice before you eat but i eat twice before i think. Frankly my fellow chitterians weare *not* the same.
A human just told me they need time off tomorrow to go to the “dentist”? I didn’t realize we were just making up words now. That’s adorable.
i am a spazztastic little loser and i bend it over for @turntechGoddouche cuz im a gay ass pansy shitforbrains too #nsfw
Jarred and pumped for his pleasure. #nsfw
he asked why dont i play with others on dbd do i a) tell him its because im a slut for punishment and a huge masochist b) tell him that dbd is a terrible game that i just happen to have like 1k hours in for no good reason
The human spirit was simply not built to withstand this many blasted passwords. Eight characters one symbol a number a capital letter and apparently the tears of a grown man. My lifes work hinging on remembering if its a frigging exclamation point or a hashtag!!!
mightve just busted my ass dancing in the kitchen while making breakfast. linoleum will always find new ways to humble you
And I fall inside a hole I couldn't see (fall inside a hole I dug for me)
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See how the serfs work the ground.
Well thats tonights dinner sorted! #substance
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. MY TWO WIPES HAVE BEEN PUT IN. PUT INTO A COMPACT, CLAUSTOPHOBIC TIME-JAIL CELL WHERE I'LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT TWO CONSECUTIVE CHUNKS OF UNINTERRUPTED MISERY. BUT WHEN I COME OUT OF IT, THERE'LL BE SOME REAL FUCKING CHANGES AROUND HERE. I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID WHILE I'M OUT. BEHAVE YOURSELVES AT ABCC. AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHERGRUB'S SWINGING, GELATINOUS BROODSPHINCTER, DO *NOT* TRY TO BOTHER ME. YOU WILL BE MADE *WELL* AWARE WHEN I AM BOTHERABLE. WITHHOLD YOUR BOTHERANCE FOR AS LONG AS YOUR PITIFUL IMPULSE CONTROL WILL ALLOW. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, CHITTR. SO LONG, AND GOOD LIGHT. -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] is offline. --
@corallineCataclysm My favorite's gotta be "recipes for dummies." You're looking up instructions on how to shovel decaying organic matter down your thoat. Definitionally, they are all written for dummies. 🌐 nontox1c snacks for hum1es 🌐 what 1 do 1f my mo1reel lwk dumb 🌐 po1son for hoofbeasts 🌐 my mo1reel has sh1t taste adv1ce 🌐 altern1an rec1pes for dumm1es 🌐 1f 1 kill myshellf l1ke my other self 1s that p1ke su1c1de or somef1n else 🌐 sweatpants that f1t 1f yo bass too b1g 🌐 clam traps for barkbeasts 🌐 how to shellp a ceo ch1ll da fuck out w no kr1llin 1nvolved 🌐 battlesh1p updates 🌐 REEL battlesh1p ma1ntenance naut da mf game 🌐 honklu subscr1pt1on bor1ng legal sh1t 🌐 1f my mo1reel is on 1trolly w my ex mo1reel do 1t mean 1 gotta go or can 1 sk1p 38? \></ He might not be the only one with shit taste. #GoregleWrapped
Paid forty two nakdollars for what amounted to things i couldve grown caught and seasoned myself. Absolute daylight robbery over in the consort kingdoms.
ii don’t have biig boob2 woe.
RUDE.
Am i still a virgin if ive never really been me when canoodled? #nsfw
Noo sadly had too burn it doown afterwards
okay so be me on date night we chillin and watching a movie its a romcom because this gorgeous dumbass knows nothing else i steal a glance all suave like and this man already has tears in his damn eyes within the first 20 mins so i ask him dawg are you crying? and he has the gall and the audacity to hit me with a pillow chat should i put him in a headlock
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dunno iif the sound my jaw made just now iis a good thiing #crackiinbones
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dont be mean to my wwife or ill rip your ganderbulbs out and make you SWWALLOWW your teeth
Ive finally got my results back from that pregnancy test and- hold a gosh darn mo... they look a smidge familiar...could it be? @voidArchitect
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Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
"Goth night" and it's just a Tuesday for people who discovered eyeliner in the last calendar year. Congrats on the fishnets. Truly revolutionary, please tell me more about the one Bauhaus song you know.
I sure wish id seen that post before id dyed my khaki shorts blacker than the night.
Wowzers! I hated this!
8=l < I hated reading all of these words
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why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? ... cause they're really good at it. :B
Don’t show your cards so easily, come on now.
a real robots lunch is yearning after your one sided crush and also rock candy
can yall like post stuff so me being a whiny little wimp isnt so high up on the front page
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wow i suck at this
the grass is always more perverted on the other side huh
dude are you ok
[JU$T FAILED TO GET DI#K #AN ANYOME TAKE ME OUTBA#K AND $HOT ME ]
((The way Stallion rechitted that SECONDS after it was posted makes this so funny
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
WHY WOULD YOU..?? EVEN DO THAT??
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Does. Does it hurt??
yapper b liek: Man i juzt 𖦹pened chittr
And y0u l0ve sucking 0n men, it all makes sense #nsfw
Inside you there are two wolves. It seems the furry convention is going far better than you had planned! #suggestive
Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.
accident. i ate chocolate. that thing still tastes so bad. >:B
(Flirting) Can we go camping and ill give you a running head start while i hunt you for sport. #suggestive #yearning #itdoesntevenhavetobeflirting
Calling dibs on "example victim" for no reason.
broad i spent the night wvith is up at 8 am making me eggs and bacon. vwe finished around 4. im going back to sleep, aint invwiting this gal ovwer again. #suggestiwve
it sure dꙮes. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Y0u
/hj
the fact this is the same shit i used to say before i accepted my gayness. its ok man you'll learn to accept it soon
I have terrible news.
S0unds ab0ut right c0ming fr0m y0u
Blaming the acolytes when you step to the master? Dawg, where the hell do you think that shit originated from? May the wretched Lalondian mind-pickpockets have mercy on your godforsaken complexes.
I got no beef with you, my fellow Strider in nondenominational capacity. But your habits are befuddling.
I like just dirk hes a freak
I mean. Y0u b0th seem t0 be int0 the same things s0. N0 c0mment.
bing bing wahoo its a me mario ass sentence btw
messed the fuck up do i not count as family enough to be worth an @ or something wheres my not tall enough to ride diss how come i dont get shooed unlearn the self hatred its not a good look
⧃ This is the only picture I could get. This is Duchess. She does not like me.
Moderation ding for tag failure. But I'll fix your reply right up. Because I'm such a nice guy. Now quit violating your own embargo.
#CNC + orange juice. Iconic, one might say.
Don't write bangers if you don't want certified fuckers to interact. But sure. Consider your nonsense off-limits. I'll even take my rechitt back. Out of polite disdain for your bitching.
lmao
Okay. :(
My boobs are big because thats where i store all my joy and whimsy. Thats why im bad at valorant.
I'm intrigued about the logistics.
???
what
Another day in burgerless hell. Fuck my whole life.
Burger.
Burgers. pizza is good but you can never go wrong with a borger
I wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill.
(Flirting) Can i come over and smoke all your weed and talk about how were just specks of stardust drifting across the vacant yawning chasm that is the galaxy always moments away from being sucked into the black holes of obsolescence? I have large breasts.
probs not
Throws rocks at everyone here.
Called her out. Told me the other things they'd managed to implant without me realising. I think I need to take a long walk off a short pier
I just realised I've been fucking clicker trained. What the fuck when did she do that- That girl keeps implanting shit, making a sleeper agent out of me
do you just not know how to parry genders or something how have you got this far in life without at least having like passing familiarity with gender parry midsex transition tech thats some flowchart combo shit l you can literally range parry a gender if youre not a pansie ass
LLoser doesn't know how to Parry genders LLmao, Squeak.
Don't hesitate. Just do.
Perfectly moist. Went great with a glass of milk. So many chocolate chips that I had three leftover as a little finger-licking snack finisher.
Change yours at the same time.
For you.
Ive been t0ld i cant wh0les0me p0st ab0ut eridan cause its making pe0ple think hes l0st his edge
Damn Lalonde's snuck into my farm again.
Im going through something only a shopping spree and making love for 4 straight hours can fix but no youre right i SHOULD stay optimistic. #nsfw
I w0nder what happened t0 that dave and hit 0n me yesterday Did eridan kill him is that why hes g0ne
thats despicable and ill straight up put your nose to the grindstone in a sense quite literal if i catch you in the slime wwith me or mine
stranglin an angel under a wwaterfall i havve a thrasher in my pants so fierce it could register on the richter scale the angel wwas you #nsfww