dabe striber
@turntableGangster
stream my latest track "shes taking the fucking kids" on soundclout now.
its actually #wenchwednesday call me a tavern the way i need wenches in me rn #wheremywenchesat #wenchestothefront
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SHOCKINGLY THERES AN EASIER WAY TO FIND WENCHES THEN SAYING IT INTO THE VOID OF CHITTR
fuck thats a curvy wench look at that gripper that at that tight lil screw opener shes bad and she knows it
you mean besides plastering my my girth certificate in every bathroom wall around?
congrats if you see this chitt ive mailed 2 bags of loose keys to you as a prize
true love bc my heart is the lock or smthn lmk if you find anything well split the profits 70/30
If there’s only one and you gave everyone here bags of keys, it’s probably not in mine. So I’ll take that.
I don’t want to end up some lonely man with a golden key factory and emotional daddy issues. Send out golden tickets so I can’t get rid of my golden key factory responsibilities.
my shame will be known to all my only option is to recluse myself underground you are now the key master learn from my mistakes become the man i could never be
You think my pants cant handle it when i wear a belt to keep them up? But now im wondering where all these keys go to.
some of the music i listen to is straight up garbage and that is my #truth #sorrynotsorry #truthnuke
i mean yeah its not great but its not worse than some other shit ive heard i actually forgot this song existed
come over dude i got the ball-blaster 69000 BBL speakers we gonna be feeling this shit in our bones the way skrillex intended
set up the bean bags big man were busting out the classic tekken on the crt and experiencing hearing loss to skrillex
in honor of 9/11 im letting two taller women have their way with me until i collapse #suggestive
lesbians peeing call that yurinating
i want 2 dislike this but i know im no bettr
wym theres actually like so many hos outside u should go rn and see them they r waitin for u
how do cucks not get bored in the chair id be playing subway surfer or smth icl #nsfw
𝕤𝕦𝕓𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
solid idea broski been needing some lines read for my upcoming screenplay
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ I'm usually in the corner deeming like an alternian emperor and if things aren't exactly right I give my wife the thumbs down and she decapitates the bull. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ multitasking cucking, zoomer can't pay attention over here. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
listen a man has needs and one of them is doing something with his hands while he watches im basically a human dual monitor over here the bergman attends my teddy talks on making passive activities active im timemaxxing this capitalist bitch
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ clap, take notes, provide refreshments smh lol time boy can't live in the present ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
if the clapping comin from my own two hands then we got a problem Houston
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ listening and learning, dabe likes em thicc and it's a distracted cuck ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
if you arent stroking your shit with me youre stroking your shit against me #suggestive
haters be in pickles but wont even ask whats the dill til they c u cumber
happy bisexual visibility month ya filthy animals
life is a blowjob and im getting straight teeth #nsfw
“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey whats up hello
anyone know a website where you can anonymously chat with random strangers
no sorry i actually didn't know i sent that yeah omegle is basically the only one i know
haha yeah also ignore dirk batching about me he's mad i called out his bullshit
god bless chittrs susceptibility to trends #dashwatching #winning
if i dont start seeing some knockers on my tl stat #suggestive
It's over. @handMaid
let's fuCking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*pushes you into a bottomless pit* guess its just a pit now
Thank you for making me laugh.
its not a pun jinx its meta commentary on all the submissive hole posters on this godforsaken site
damn fucking right it is jegbert cant be posting about tirs all the time otherwise ill become just tit!dave like feet!eridan but slightly more acceptable
oh shit its almost 2am i say as i start beating my meat flat again instead of sleeping #nsfw
is it still dry humping if you cry during it #nsfw
do you smoke? bc you can call me a vape the way ill let you hit me and hit me and hit me and hit me and hit me an #violence
if the goths are fighting on the tl whos at the hottopic register
Idk tbh th3y dont pay m3 3nough to 2top you from ju2t taking 2hit. Do that count?
strutting into goth night the way drake strutted into that 20v1 dating show