Dirk strider
@deltafriedTimeus
My Little Pony is the bomb. Been around here there and anywhere. Trans. So what? ((is an ult and has been forgot to say anything though))
Really need to stop going on binders of anime and robot building.
Hey twerp. Been a while. What ya up to? Hows the new hatchling? @turnaroundGodtech
døing well far as i can tell. alsø i'm ølder then yøu dumbass
Cheating?? Damn thats hurtful. Can yiu really call it cheating when a few hundred years back you were throwing yourself in my lap talking about how you needed a minute for me to act like your older bro?
I think I should have said I wasn’t talking about Dave at all. Man your chill in my books.
Some days I really just hate the other guy. Like stop looking back at me with those eyes that I know are just looking through me. Stop looking at me with my face like you know everything. Your a smug asshole because I let you be, I know, but fucking stop.
So my heads hurting right? Walked in to go check on doofbert and the girl swings her hammer into my head. Totally caught off guard I got KOed for a good portion of today. But I’m chill now. June gave me a frozen steak to use as an ice pack though. So guess I’m having steak tonight. #probablyfine #headhurts #bodyharm #steakdinner
well maybe you shouldn’t have been so quiet. and even bigger maybe, you shouldn’t have knocked instead of just letting yourself in.
I wasn’t even close to being quiet and Karkat asked me to come check on you so I figured he texted you I was coming over. Sorry for me just trying to help out a bit. But good swing if you caught me off guard. I’ll remember next time to be prepared to stop you next time.
ok so he did text me but by the time i noticed it you were out cold. heh and yeah i do have to say i have a good swing. also thanks for like not being crazy mad about me doing that.
No problem Egderp. Just glad you and the egg were fine. And don’t worry about it. Im mostly healed already. You were just looking out for the egg and yourself.
When chitter freaks out on only my side for 2 seconds: the clap of my ass cheeks over here breaking chitter. #nsfw?
So I may have gotten way too fixated on my recent work and forgot to hop on here. Anything new since I’ve been gone?
Hah, I finally got a picture of Jake sleeping. @galacticalTerror https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0f61393b-954c-45db-8b70-95cbfc53f3f8/dm9ij1f-69cc711d-dd02-4cec-9cdb-5b752b49d15b.jpg/v1/fill/w_1017,h_786,q_70,strp/cute_dirk_jake_cuddles_by_heathenkeithen_dm9ij1f-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9OTkwIiwicGF0aCI6Ii9mLzBmNjEzOTNiLTk1NGMtNDVkYi04YjcwLTk1Y2JmYzUzZjNmOC9kbTlpajFmLTY5Y2M3MTFkLWRkMDItNGNlYy05Y2RiLTViNzUyYjQ5ZDE1Yi5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTI4MCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.IpMKNULdZrT_p4Zfm-Pa_IH-ZBuP5TrxYhE6GQeAWGA (( i cant help the size of the link and make it work...))
Yesterday. You said it was cuddle time and passed out so I wanted a picture.
Am I in trouble for loving how cute you are when you fall asleep like that?
@theGayvestrider come here and explain how that was supposed to work? Cause gonna be honest I don’t get it little dude.
Don’t teehee in my chats ever again. Fucking making me think of lil cal over here.
I know that lil cal is fucking messed up to hell and back. Trust me I got enough from my Dave about it. Which is why I said the teehee thing reminded me of it.
Fumbled? I full on fucked and have been fucking Jake. #nsfw
Oh I haven’t said all of them. Trust me. I could go into more detail. I just won’t because that would be weird.
oh yeah totally forgot to wish the vanta's a happy shared hatching day or whatever its called. especially happy hatching day you little freak. keep existing for dave and june's sake. @knightGeneticist be there at the party in like 2. jake is taking his time.
THANKS ASSHOLE. AND YEAH THATS THE PLAN. YALL BETTER GET OVER HERE SOON BEFORE ALL THE FOODS GONE.
got a sword full of truth and a timeline to clear. trans folks been valid, y'all just late to the year. irony's cheap, but respect costs none. quit acting like identity's a battle you've won. i'm parsing your discourse, it's lagging behind. buffering takes from a prehistoric mind. your logic's all patches on obsolete code. meanwhile the future already been hitt'n the road. labels are tools, not a cage or a trap. people know themselves better than your comment app. you call it confusion, i call it revision— self-authorship's always the strongest decision. i don't need a lecture from a guy in replies treating somebody else's life like a prize. touch grass, read books, maybe widen your sights. the world's big enough for millions of lives. keep the fake outrage, i'm muting the noise. life ain't a script where you pick a folks' choice. i'm cool with the future—that's the whole damn gist. trans rights. update your firmware. consider yourself patched. #pridemonth
thats my son right here
you know it's kinda nice when your dad, who you didn't get to know because he was dead when you were "born", just pops up out of the blue... I mean, maybe he isn't my timeline's one, but I've still got the chance I can't say most dirks have gotten. its been nice. still working out the details to get to his time and hang out with him some but that's gonna be a minute at least. after that, finding out another timeline me has been treating his kid like crap, pisses me off. I swear I'm gonna find that kid and help him out of the shit that dirk has put him in. telling a kid he was only made in a time of weakness like he wasn't supposed to live, and then acting as if he does exist.. fuck any versions of me out there like that. we all came from that same start. no one is there. a few bots to teach us to live. the internet for what little socializing we could get. why put the thing we hated most on a kid we made? It's bullshit. fuck it. if you didn't want him then why make him? what was the point? you miss Jake that fucking bad? pull your head out of your ass before someone who will actually give a damn about him comes and takes him away. so help me, I will be the father who stepped up. #pissed #bigbrostrider #cw-child-abuse
damn and like that ive waisted my whole day. right when i had some pretty big plans for some stuff i wanted to get done. oh well.
yeah thats kinda why im not to worried about it. but i was going to go shopping for food, work more on my bots, see if i could get farther in a show i was watching, do some writing, do some katana practice, eat lunch, mess with jake, play video games, mess with roxy, mess with jane, and eat dinner. i only got eat dinner on this list of things to do, done.
i know. but i was hoping to get more than one meal today. not that im not use to it.
man im rewatching sbahj tonight.. fucking love that movie. actually grabbing the reels for it right now.
got my single tooth getas fixed. thanks @ghostlyBiology
dude i came on here and thanked you and now you're attacking me.. nice. for your information, i just rather it be you because it was broken in a weird way and you can always just use your retcon powers to fix stuff.
it could be worse could be in some bum apartment in texas or dead or worse gay
... im gay dave... i also sometimes stay at my apartment. not because i cant live anywhere else cause i can and often stay with my jake, but because its somewhere no one will bother me at.
your jake specifically nobody elses ha ha i jest simply the best cause i dont rest flexin on the worst gonna put them in a hearse
theres a lot of timelines on here dude.. so my jake is both my boyfriend and my timeline.
finally got up.. left the house for a little, ran into some kids and.. my sandal broke.. and like that my life is in shambles again.
i just wanted to fix something i said a couple days ago. the new mlp show sucks. not the ponies. they are great and i love them. the problem is the new story lines feel so far off from mlpfim. that isnt to say i wont watch it a million times over though. ponies are to good man. now this stuff happening on here though? fuck that my girls will ALWAYS win even when it seems like they already lost. thats how they get you. they dont give up. ponies? fuck this bitch up.
hell yeah dude. the main §ix and the prince§§e§ NEVER lo§e.
Human, you sound as intoxicatingly grating as Sunny Starscout herself. It's like there's an echo here, of the orange variety... But history is history. Nothing changes it.
⋆ Sorry my struggle against systemic oppression doesn't tickle your fancy, Strider. Glad you're at least on my side against Opaline!
see your right? but what's also right about history? you lost back then, you'll lose again. the thing is, they have had time to learn, strengthen themselves, and ready for every fight that is coming. these ladies won't go down. and just when you think you have them, you'll lose. history is there to teach. it will look like a repeat on paper, but every time you lose will be in a different way. nothing has or will be the same. there will always be strong ponies ready to take you down. that is the only similarity.
oh its not that. i was totally for that. just the way things moved in a choppy sort of way. timeing seemed off in some parts making the movie feel kind of choppy.
nice just got another follow from my pony pals. rocking the high life today.
trying to get a good picture of us like this is hard. cant get the right angle