Brosprite
@broSprite
Feathery asshole with two swords that are also one sword.
My sister hates me. I’m going to bite my wings in protest.
Most birds don’t use teeth.
0n3 0f my 1nt3rn3t fr13nd5 h4d 4 b1rd 0nc3. th3y c0uldn't l34v3 1t 4l0n3 b3c4u53 1t w0uld g3t 4nx10u5 4nd 5t4rt t34r1ng 0ut 1t5 0wn f34th3r5
dude
Okay. Why the fuck are you saying this to me.
Mhm.
w3ll 1t ju5t 533m5 l1k3 y0u h4v3 50m3th1ng 51m1l4r g01ng 0n, m4yb3 n0t r34lly my bu51n355 but m4yb3 y0u 5h0uld 533k h34lthy r3l4t10n5h1p5 w1th p30pl3 0th3r th4n y0ur 515t3r?
Dehumanizing me and then criticizing my relationships. Right. I can be left alone, asshat. The fuck is wrong with you that you talk to people like they’re goddamn animals and then try to preach.
hum4n5 4r3 4n1m4l5 t00 33: 50 4r3 tr0ll5. w3'r3 m4d3 0f th3 54m3 5tuff 4nd w0rk m05tly th3 54m3 w4y. p30pl3 n33d 4ll th3 54m3 th1ng5 4n 4n1m4l d035
If I asked you your favorite animal and you said a human everyone would look at you weird. Stop being pedantic to get out of how insensitive this shit was.
fucked up the most consistent thing that happens in my schedule is lunch with my brother every week like what the hell how
Nobody is making you.
...i don't like doctors #cw-hospital
Agree.
My hat is cooler than your hat.
What is the point in this.
Trying to start a fight for no reason?
Okay. It didn’t really work.
Feeling like a bird today. As all other days. Against my will.
What.
___ , | l | (( | l | )) Ooh, yikes. Looks like this game session was a bust! | l | ' A badge for all the Players whose Sessions are doomed... \_/ Claim your own TERMINATED SAVE tonight! /...\--. _ ===== `--(_=
Would appreciate getting this one too if you’re offering.
If You Are Mean To Me I Will Tell My Lusus, Who Will In Turn Paralyze And Eat You. #serene #violence #gore
Sounds fun. Guess I gotta start being mean.
Seeing a lot of versions of me. Makes me say less on here. God knows we don’t need more.
k but ur the best 1 bc ur a bird :)
Feel like it makes me a worse one, arguably.
Being a bird seems to make everyone more miserable as a rule.
idk i think bein a bird would b epic i woudl kill to be able to squawk
You aren’t accounting for your body changing entirely, your sense of self shifting, becoming more of a game construct than a person, involuntary sounds, and losing your junk you paid for. Also the cravings for things you physically can’t do properly. Like nesting.
thts tru i forgot that part of it i was jst thinkin abt bein a parrot
You also don’t get to choose what damn bird you become. Or that you become one at all.
Crazy how that works.
Being a sprite sucks ass.
"= sucks? hmhm. more like. sucks you into the vacuum cleaner by the long and endless tail. ="
How can you be this painfully unfunny.
"= we've got all night. it wasn't a joke. ="
👍
Am I pretty.
This is not a real question don’t answer it.
Fluttershy wouldn’t want me to kill myself so now I’m stuck here I guess. #cw-self-harm
Time to draw her in a saw trap.