♦ pitied by @broSprite
yea i know im on about my lack of activities
fucked up the most consistent thing that happens in my schedule is lunch with my brother every week like what the hell how
i am happy becauuse everyonne loves me..
"= sucks? hmhm. more like. sucks you into the vacuum cleaner by the long and endless tail. ="
thts tru i forgot that part of it i was jst thinkin abt bein a parrot
k but ur the best 1 bc ur a bird :)
guess its just me then
no unless case closed
nah thatd be too obvious
just me and my shards of glass from the ground #myshards
i am aware
need a matesprit lowkey
being taken down for the count because my body and brain can never agree on when i can get up to shit and i accidentally pushed myself too far when they did agree and am currently paying the price #ow
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! w!ll never tell!꠹
Just saw my picture in the tabloids and it has reaffirmed indeed that just like the moon i am indeed more enchanting to look at in real life and an absolute disappointment to photograph.
My dirty talk sounds more like: "Are you going to eat that?" And, "The chase scene in Drive is realistically improbable but I bet there's a way to mod the engine of a Chevy so it can outrun a Rav4."
I am gay (insulted).
i believe in karma you better lock your doors at night
its a secret
B★tm★n's here
She cannot have my account; I just do not concern myself with people who can get blown away by a strong breeze.
shut up
i might. be a little bi curious
what stop it are you watching me somehow holy fuck
if i was banned i couldnt be so homophobic and ungay now could i
okay gay people arent real thats a scam by big pharma to spend less money making birth control
im homophobic and i hate gay people
>> :< ¡'m ડorry ¡ don't know exact1y how th¡ngડ work for you, ડo ¡ won't try to make ડuggeડt¡onડ Juડt, you have my condo1enceડ
>> What doeડ that mean..?
So very intriguing.
It was bound to happen man
THAT HAS NOT. AND WILL NOT. EVER BE A RULE OF THE UNIVERSE.
=oXO probably¿ i don,t know¡ i,ve never tried and i don,t want to¿ =oXO
ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᶜʳᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘˀ ᶦᵗ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ˢᶦᵍⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦⁿᶠᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ ˢᵒ ᶦ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
ᵒʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉᵐᵎ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
BIRDS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Is this... Is this considered impressive?
...no, i don't think i will! thanks anyway!
GUESS WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF EARTH-C AGAIN, FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, BEING GREEN.
Okay so I tried the other month but it didn't really go so well. My daughter still thinks I can though so. Yes. The answer is yes.
1 got you, som3 good ol' hum4n t4x 3v4s1on
One time I told my friend you were one of my fav chittr profiles and he opened up your page and for some reason all you'd posted about that day was cloaca. So, he turned his palmhusk to me and said, "This? This is your goat?" But like. Obviously you're not a goat....
i didnt realize how much id been taking my big comfy bed for granted until i spent last night upright in a chair. my back was stiff all day.
CAN I HAVE ONE DAY WHERE I DON'T MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A MORON IN FRONT OF CERTAIN PEOPLE?
>> Y'know, ¡ wa1ked myડe1f ¡nto th¡ડ, yet ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ can even reડpond. You have a good1¡ght.
NuH uH.
DOUBTFU/ >8/
Oh w★it, you s★id ironic. I w★s excited sorry.
Aw, ruffled feathers, have I?
xx_#bleshoo_xx
like theres fully a random guys face i remember from texas all those years ago cause he was rude as shit to me when i was just trying to fly round and i dunno his name and i never will but his face sometimes crosses my mind
did i miss #davehour
> theres n0b0dy ar0und t0 ask t0 preen me and 1 d0nt want t0 bug s0me0ne wh0s als0 feathered s0 1 d0nt get them c0ntam1nated. ugh. th1s sucks 1 cant even reach every part 0f my w1ngs
>> :((((
was riding the wave of completing that song but now i just feel like #shit
For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.
DAMN, HARSH!!! HOO HOO!!!
SORRY!!! I KIND OF NEEDED FINGERS BUT I PROMISE I'M STILL A PUPPET, COMPLETELY FILLED WITH STUFFING TO THE BRIM!!! <3
Perhaps. That's an interesting way of thinking about it, I hadn't thought of that before. However, six does still seem pretty excessive to me personally.
ccan you say that again
>> ¡ am ડo ડorry, genu¡ne1y > >;;
arghh, no i mean ACTUALLY for a friend. dsprite wants to get high on the missingno or smth.
kinda fuckin' w/ the vibes of 3 am chittr. it's just hornyposting and serenity. what more do u even need in the world. except like food and water and shit. #nsfw
fuck is wrong with you
i dont fucking know. ill buy a month subscription to one of your weird ass smuppet sites or something
the world is so heart eyes rn #yearning
#complaint number 2: my favorite skirt has a rip in it
yes
omggg i wouslve if i knew :((
hey im not crying or suicidal
Yoч shoчld do it and see ;)
Speaking from experience not really.
nah ur 2o wrong i wanna b3 lik3 y'all wh3n i grow up 2om3 mor3
i wi2h i w3r3 cool lik3 a 2trid3r
im literaly always talkign abt striders sum1 PLEEEEEEASE shut me th e FUCK up gawd i make myself sick #nsfw ughhhhhhhhhhh
UUURGHHH YOUR ASS IS A FALSE IDOL!!! i miss him!!!!! :,(
SHUT UP!!!!!! NOWS NOT THE FRIGGIN TIME
HAVE YOu CONSIDERED. BEING A SERPENT. WITH LIMBS. I MEAN. NOT WITHOuT. THAT WOuLD. THAT WOuLD BE LEWD. #NSFW #BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
felt that heavily
ah, yes. "lil cal." almost forgot aboUt that sodding thing. apologies, i've not thoUght aboUt him in years, things have slipped my mind. i am not my brother's keeper, bUt i deeply apologize for him anyway.
◥▶◀◤ Eating a battery was unsuccessful. I was forcibly powered down.
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
J⟡J⟡--> Unders⚓︎♡nd♡ble! H⟡pe y⟡u h♡ve ♡ g⟡⟡d d♡y despi⚓︎e ⚓︎he ⚓︎♡l⟡n cu⚓︎! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
i remain on the look out but in a casual way that most wouldnt understand
yea im not sure any of you know how different universes and timelines work. haha i dont have a kid sorry
Skipbo unfortunately doesn't come free with your fricking Xbox 😔
Not t[][]e worst t[][]ing I've been called...
Being in a petri dis[][] sounds nice rig[][]t about now.
must have never been to alternia then. i (an't imagine a troll avoiding eating a bug
i think its appropriately late into the night and enough time has passed since the post in question was made to #vaguepost its just mildly unnerving for dead old men to show up and like a photo that youve personally burned their face out of with a lighter.
nah it was curiosity due to my #childlikewonder
I already have a pet and his name is Hal. He chews on my wires and scratches his claws on my couch.
it's a low bar but i don't think you clear it.
man why would i let you just get a free win its equal chances for everyone
Nuh uh! Twixie is so obviouswy the best pony! She stawts without much but weawns to cast WICKED SPEWWS! Awso she has the coowest hat. Nuff said.
You get used to it.
you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit
its so tempting
its usually not and thats the truth of the matter
I don't think you should do th/\t to people who don't deser\/e it///
if you ever see me make a typo no the fuck i didnt youre insane
#substances out here keeping joint pain outta dodge
....................... you dont know who the fuck i am? brother EVERYbody knows who the fuck i am im literally fucking famous the d in hollywood stands for d motherfucking strider are you kidding
the last thing i need in my life is another creepy ass brain diddling floppy fuckin PUPPET shit sorry flashback #ptsd pics are cool yeah i dig it
oh... well, that is fair! but regular dogs aren't super powered swordsmen from hell. if you are referring to jack
rodger from down the street died. funeral tomorrow. he leaves behind a beautifuk family 😂😂😂
im not doing that also youre not supposed to be looking at my posts
how do i pin this on my page
cause its weird and bad
@broSprite 🖕
♯who ???
That seems inefficient.
post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
all im saying is who doesnt sorta want to be a woman a lil bit