Brosprite
@broSprite
Feathery asshole with two swords that are also one sword.
Wings are for biting.
I’m not autistic I’m just part bird.
Not dead yet, despite what fate needs.
I’m finished being dad. it sucks and makes me want to leave forever.
Done with being a big bro. I’m dad now.
Some of you will claim to have powers like ‘rewriting reality’ but will still get ragebaited by a stranger calling you gay.
Cawll the ambulance. But not for me.
What’s a puppet lovers favorite Christmas song?
I’m too manly to sit on an egg.
You ever share a mom with your kid. Not in a weird way. In the way where you’re also both half the same bird.
The things wrong with her rival the things wrong with me. Which is a lot.
Watching videos of people milking snakes.
My profile picture is me by the way.
Can I post without over saturating the market.
When anyone else says the world cloaca they are less funny with it.
I have a lot of skills. People say I’m very talon-ted.
Here is a post from the swords part of me: ⚔️ Be nice to them.
There has never been a single moment where having wings hasn’t sucked ass.
Nobody talks about how inconvenient havin a sword in your chest is.
If I make enough bird sounds maybe something will happen.





