Brosprite
@broSprite
Feathery asshole with two swords that are also one sword.
I also still miss my dick. #nsfw
Still wishing I had a beak for some fucking reason.
My sister hates me. I’m going to bite my wings in protest.
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Dehumanizing me and then criticizing my relationships. Right. I can be left alone, asshat. The fuck is wrong with you that you talk to people like they’re goddamn animals and then try to preach.
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If I asked you your favorite animal and you said a human everyone would look at you weird. Stop being pedantic to get out of how insensitive this shit was.
My hat is cooler than your hat.
Sweet. Got the ‘you fucked everything up’ badge now. W.
Feeling like a bird today. As all other days. Against my will.
Am I pretty.
youu will always be pretty. nno matter what.
Being a sprite sucks ass.
"= sucks? hmhm. more like. sucks you into the vacuum cleaner by the long and endless tail. ="
Fluttershy wouldn’t want me to kill myself so now I’m stuck here I guess. #cw-self-harm
Haven’t said cloaca in a while.
Seeing a lot of versions of me. Makes me say less on here. God knows we don’t need more.
k but ur the best 1 bc ur a bird :)
idk i think bein a bird would b epic i woudl kill to be able to squawk
You aren’t accounting for your body changing entirely, your sense of self shifting, becoming more of a game construct than a person, involuntary sounds, and losing your junk you paid for. Also the cravings for things you physically can’t do properly. Like nesting.
thts tru i forgot that part of it i was jst thinkin abt bein a parrot
You also don’t get to choose what damn bird you become. Or that you become one at all.
I haven’t been on in a while. My bad. Doubt anyone missed having one less strider though.
fine oh my gog ur lame ash no one missed u or anything whatever featherbrain ugh go kick rocks
There’s a roomba here.
None of you own as many weighted blankets as me. I crush myself under so many at once.
// and i thought having two 25 pound weighted blankets was crazy
Would be cool to have a beak.
You ever flap your wings when you fly. I don’t. Too gay.
You don’t need a spoon for yogurt.
dont need utensils for any food actually got grippers for a purpose
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How the fuck did the game know to give such thematic powers anyways. I got big glowy smuppets. Nannasprite got cookies. How did this happen.
its the same mechanics that allow it to designate titles to heroes design planets and populate denizens naknaknaknaknak the very soul of a hero is attuned to the universe upon making contact with the game. it knows everything about all of you!
I wouldn’t be a fruit. Nuff said.
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