Brosprite
@broSprite
Feathery asshole with two swords that are also one sword.
My sister hates my fashion accessories. What a bitch. #bitch
Wing
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Beating your kid is funny if you think about it.
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If I could have any wish I would make everyone have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
No need to be rude. it's just that i'm pretty sure it would hurt to have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
Anyone who barks should become a tree.
When I meet that version of Dave. I wonder if he’s going to kill me.
My sister would laugh if I died, confirmed. @turntechGodbird wants me dead.
Feeling #cloacal.
My sister just posts shit on here so much. Think she’s diseased.
Your beak.
i dont have one of those and im really sensitive about it what the hell
My beak.
None of you can pull off a hat. Bigass headed motherfuckers.
most of us dont have bald spots that we need hats to hide.
I hate gay people, they’re the reason I’m a bird.
d*mn man... 1 know how you feel... #1n-a-way #dont-get-me-started-yo
Can sprites even build muscle.
See the shit I said above. Also in what world is ‘I don’t know’ a helpful answer, even if it was a genuine question. Why did you feel the need to open your mouth to be useless.
Hope no other birds are here or else.
So you immediately attempted to do a shitty and offensive impression? Do you do this with every new group of people you meet?
thisis my first time meetinge a new group of people 8:( 20i guess 20... i shouldnt ever do that asgain huh?
no.........20metimes u have to remember ur mistakes 20 youdon t make them again. what if i forget and say 20mehhing in bird again?
Ignoring the voice of the only bird you’ve talked to telling you to delete your account, because you believe I’m wrong. Or maybe you just want to leave up all those bird slurs you said. Coward.
When I don’t post for a prolonged period of time just assume that ive spritesploded or something.
Best thing you can do is gaslight your kid into thinking you have different beliefs than you do, so when you catch him googling boys kissing and he starts to lose his shit, you can leave a sparkling water on his desk and watch as he makes himself spiral in utter lack of comprehension.
I hate when I just see a twink in public. They shouldn’t be allowed out there. At least beef yourself up before you step outside.
No matter how hard I try, people keep being gay.
I’m not dead yet.