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This feels like it should have a tag but I am not sure what that would be.
you're one sick individual, aren't you. i respect that in a man.
damn i was feelin the same the other day i stared at a wall until it stopped
try going to the dark place inside of your mind.
is it ♯enjoyable
Jason Voorh33s. Love his movies.
((You are all welcome to flirt with him he most likely wont reciprocate unless you are very blunt tho))
((I think its really funny when people hit on Miller cause he's kind of oblivious to love. keep doing it though its really funny.))
The blues. https://i.ibb.co/xtBZnvb5/image-2026-04-03-001408044.png
8=D < Hm. I do not wish to play with you. If this is how you play.
This is tempting. Given what you have been confessed to.
8=D < *Clip clops across your feed. Paws the dirt with my hoof.*
Heartfelt apologies to all who saw my previous post before I could tag it. My mind is a little fuzzy right now.
A record is on and I am searching through case files. No cases will go unanswered.
excellent pfp + punchline combo. really puts the "punch" in it.
If you attempt to seduce me it will give you longer in jail if you are guilty.
I am not seduced by anyone bird, male, or female.
This is an odd thing to do why must you preen feathers for questioning?
I will bring you in for questioning then.
No one came forward a8out the arson, a pity. #eridanweek
i prefer the word mysterious
that just makes u more better and cooler tbh
boys with big tiddies and big hearts #nsfw
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
That's fucked up man. I also now hate Bruno Mars.
Going here and a week of no (lethal) traps got me out of jail without having to go through the whole legal battle. So I'm just hanging out, don't think I'm technically invited. What's your beef with Bruno Mars?
Thank you Brosprite. Truth be told I don't actually know where eridan week is held.
I just realized somethin. How the fuck am I going to get back to my home when this week is over? Do I gotta like, ask god again? I didn't even text Amanda to tell her not to have two spaghetti meals in one day.
k imcorrectin one word in tht. lsots is posts
we hti th part of hront where ppl cover up the hornt up w their lsots abt the hornt up
~everyone is talking about hovv much hornyposting there is but i cannot for the life of me find more than three hornyposts
weather bein' all over the damn place. was 80 yesterday but no fuck me its 44 now
u got a deal
living bad
bro sprite i need u 2 fucking kill me
ill do it <3
"Draw pictures of teeth biting wings real good".
Perhaps you're approaching this with insufficient methodological rigor. Have you considered a more systematic approach? You could, for instance, document the specific anatomical failures of your wings under dentally inflicted duress with the same clinical precision you apply to your illustrations of carnage. Turn one compulsive behavior into another.
Are you on Earth C?
hhmnmnnn <3
I could possibly remedy.
Why are you biting your wings.
hhdffsdrawin what,,,
◥▶◀◤ Perhaps. I will investigate further information.
:33< setting up a selfie! :33< troll becky hold my calls
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
:33< if mew want to dm meow theyre always open :33< i purrobably wont do it furst unless expurrlicitly invited inside like a vampurre
10 Thousand Whippings For Anyone Who Sees This
J-- don't go by pronouns, that means you can be J--dentified and J--m skidding through mountain bends from the police.
:33< *the mighty hunress wears a shirt with a big "i <3 the jury" to her trial*
Soldiers can only travel so far, for they eventually need to eat. Carrying food will slow them down, however; you approach a limit to the distance they can take before they must rest and resupply. Knowing this is key to ensuring your troops are not weak and in poor position.
:33< if mew come into my dms i will meow at mew!
≈ An inauspicious start to things, perhaps, but Ĩ suppose 'tis my own fault for getting started at approximately, ah, the bum-fuck middle of the night, as the humans like to say. ≈
Thank you Brosprite. You always have my back.
Does anyone know any "lawyers"? If not I might represent myself.
How are you all celebrating #StriderMonth tomorrow?
Is it illegal to smuggle lesbians across state lines?
Are you absolutely certain that your two separate mothers couldn't have been carrying on a steamy lesbian affair that caused your clitoral fixation? #nsfw.
god 2am3 finally 2om3on3 2ay2 it
:33< purrfect start k33p it going!
:33< i get by just fine :33< let meow know if mew n33d a supurrt system
i think you'd be a prodigy.
you're not already?
Some of us were simply born that way. Have you tried that?
it's nnot for the fainnt of heart but you're welcomme to try
just so u kno bro sprite i believe u that he stoled ur song
im thinkin about it now n im pretty sure im wrong about dragons its skinks that are the ultimate lifeform fr
yo i got a really good suggestion have you ever like skink
wat abt a horse
type shit
biting your wings is the opposite of normal jackass
so my other tip is to stop adding #normal to your posts
ok so i have some notes. maybe dont clarify youre normal smiling for smarters
oh no ive been rude how will i recover from this
yes!!!!!!!!!! hello brosprite <3
where r all my favorit freakos at huh i missed yall
so the normal kind of shit for you but also if you see any posts you shouldnt im blaming you instead of myself for posting it
:33< damn furked up :33< circle of life
damn the balls cant hide me either smh
HOW DOES THIS SUCK? IT'S BIGGER THAN THE ONE AT MTT RESORT! IN FACT, THIS MAY BE THE GRANDEST BALLPIT I'VE EVER LAID MY PUPILS ON!
THEY HAVE A BALLPIT?? I MAY NEED TO RELOCATE!
xx SO ERM IS THERE ANYTHING WE ARNT ALLOWED 2 HAVE AT #ERIDANWEEK? xx xx LIIIIKE WHATS THA POLICY ON HARD DRUGS? JUST CURIOUS >.> xx #SUBSTANCE ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
what if i sink to the bottom of the ballpit will they forget im in it and let me live in the ballpit
where is the ballpit wtf why was i not told
i am so sad no one wanted to do body shots on me im goin home #eridanweek #thissucksnow
so whens the part of this #eridanweek where we take eridan and fillet him as a sacrifice to the unknown gods , , , #needtoknow
:o)
the ♯existence of a ♯safeword also implies the ♯presence of a ♯dangerword that you can use to turn any ♯sexualevent into a ♯combatencounter ♯nsfw ♯?
this party week thing is gonna fall off in three days tops btw
Confeshshion 12: "i'm at marvus' concert rn. this guy's music is genuinely unlistenable this has to be an industry plant" Thoughtsh? #badopinions #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek #music
id say youre missing out but not sure on what just yet
my mom died
POINT OF ORDER! no one can ban you i'm sure but also there is no point in attending
So long as you post #imcoming to #eridanweek and bask in the festivities.
tHAT IS, tHE BEST WAY, tO BE AT #eRIDANwEEK, aCTUALLY,
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ok i was gonna regardless of what you replied with
ok keeping that in mind next time i talk to a bird
are there any other birds i can get to weigh in on this one
its cool that being a bird didnt take away your ability to read entirely away
thanks. even if thats really fucked up of you
Not sure how many times I need to say it: Drugs are legal and fine as long as you're cool about it.
i get it. you dont want me to be free cause you want to nurture me
this isnt true. i need to be freed someone throw the egg on the ground
:33< chicks dig a purrson who can do puns
:33< mew know what girls like mew know what girls want :33< its swords
:33< nefurmind :33< based actmewally
:33< what if i meowed at mew :33< what would mew do?
------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Doomed Timeline Nepeta! Certified Freak Mostly #nsfw account!! (Will be tagged, but still, Minors DNI) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! Very partial to: DaveNep - NepKat - GamNep - JadeNep I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates, might post it here! Feel free to DM abt RP inquiries! I don't bite !! ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------
https://i.imgur.com/JPTxPqY.jpeg another ooc post but i wanted to share pendres inspos <3 ]]
i'm terribly sorry, bUt i believe yoU've had a metaphysical encoUnter with my brother. u~u
ah. ...ah. did this snake have red markings, perchance? on his cheeks?
(( ooc for this cause LOL not to be that guy but dont forget to put the slashes in a/b/o
damn i didnt notice the way one of the updates fucked up my banner until now this is devastating
:33< yeah fur sure :33< i said he suppurted trans rights i didnt say he was a good or cool guy
:33< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0H3JkpxWbw :33< checkmate
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porn #nsfw
love all my haters hate all my lovers gotta stay equal #equalrightsforhatersandloversunlesstheyareadave
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
it turns 0ut smuppets and i have a l0t in c0mm0n.
wait does that mean im propoganda??? like the birds?
WHAT??? I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS! I COULD'VE SWORN I KNEW A FEW WOMEN...
my biggest regret is bein born b4 1ds mass execution for aiding in the rebellion :( #BornInTheWrongGeneration #BabyULightupMyWorld
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
itd be cool if i could hate something more than once
:33< that eggs gonna be floor scrambled
:33< say goodbye to mewre purrecious egg
◥▶◀◤ Power reserves are low… but Chittr is so informative.
:33< im gonna knock something off a table and mew cant stop meow :33< i gave mew all the clues mistpurr legilacirator :33< mew could have stopped meow
Do not go into the evil scary elevator.
◥▶◀◤ It would seem you loathe the idea of speaking to yourself im that way.
◥▶◀◤ It would seem I am unfamiliar with you… I was unaware such a sprite existed.
give it time and check the egg again later, , , either youll end up with a hatching egg , , , or a smelly rotten one, , ,
e>eryone is sleeping,,, BORING
Gotta love the feelin' of usin' just fangs n' claws at a fight that ya DEFINITELY should be usin' weapons at. #violence
(=｀ω’= ) < F33LING LIKE I N33D TO EITHER RUN AROUND AT MOCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! frivolous cases win big bucks if you know what you're doing
im bozo fool n now hav 2 kill maiself immedes to reduce da amt of tiem i will be livin wif dis shame
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! formal slacks that match my blazer
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Thank you for watching out for me Brosprite. I would've been blind sighted otherwise.
*to the guy whos about to kill me* do you like men? the answer to that was killing me dead. #gore
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I would actually yes. Take this poison and find the antidote in the needle pit.
I think being unbanned from home depot would fix me
u could just still do those things as a hobby
You can always fix things for fun! Thats what I do. :)
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no
they should have made mike myers president for one day only
fuck yeah it is i appreciate it man
if you stab a violet between the eyes while theyre bulge deep inside your nook they cant stop you from proceeding to crush their skull in , , , #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #funfactswithpendre
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3OOFEF20WqtsUPcRbPY3L7
so like!!! hey!!! or whatever the fuck!!!!
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
thank you i can hear his sweet sweet voice telling me he misses me through the image
well i tried my best to pass my affections over to him
give that thang a big smooch from me. make sure he knows its from dave with three Es so your dave doesnt get the credit for it
Yeah?
ya?
how do you still have that?? seriously thats wild
you know, as a grown trans sprite woman it amazes me how horny yall are on this site like im not going to stop you more power to you and all that shit but im impressed #nfsw fuck #nsfw
thats beautiful thanks for sending a hawk my way with your birdly powers
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
Skipbo unfortunately doesn't come free with your fricking Xbox 😔
Now this is a take I can get behind!
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
Whoole hive mad lmaoo 8D
This is understandable.
okay see yall later i gotta go the fuck to sleeeeep its nearly 3am im fucking tired night everypony
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B33 < furom expurrience you n33d a little to k33p things neat
Probably better if it is hydrophobic
aww thank you! i was wondering if i should have ordered it larger but a five foot tall canvas is pretty damn big in person.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
thats it for the #wizardtournament folks! gandalf the gray is chittrs favorite wizard. is anyone surprised? thank you again to all our contestants you put up a good fight but chittr really really really loves spheres. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_230028324.png
love the new profile picture. it has such a specific energy to it that i struggle to put to words.
the concept of having your license suspended for chitting and driving
they still crunchy tho
havent u ever seen that scene in lion king where they draw the bugs 2 look extra delicious and crunchy like candy
u ate a bug and u liked it didnt u.
i don t fucking believ u
ha man what about being a bird makes someone say that?? is that just a common bird sprite thing
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Bird update: They have begun flocking to my location and have brought me the sacred Burger King crown. They have chosen me to be their new ruler.
wow becoming a bird really fucked ur whole shit up huh
ill take ur word 4 it
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had to kick a certain asshole out of my apartment for asking dumbass questions like why are you drinking its not even 3pm #substances ig
ITS TIME FOR A TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN USE GUM FOR MORE THAN JUST CHEWING? YOU CAN USE IT TO FIX LEAKS OR MAKE LITTLE WET GROSS SCULPTURES OUT OF OR EVEN BLOW BUBBLES WITH IT! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER CLASSIC TIP FROM A DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION DRIP TIP INC IS SUPER COOL AND FUN DONT STEAL THIS BIT PLEASE ITS ALL I HAVE INC 1547-2525
omgggg look at that a totes harmless link that definitelyyy wont expose my exact location to someone dangerous!!!! surely nothign untowward will take place *fucking clicks it 32 times repeatedly*
waowie
:33< https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ODFV7WYAAZfZu.jpg :33< #nsfw
thats ok im more interested in the fact that u think someone looking scared is cute (im very good at looking cscared btw )
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
what a concerning thing to say mister strider
why is she so fearful :( nooo fluttershy its okayy
back in my day they didnt have mangoes all they had was weird orange fuckheads that exploded when you touched them B/
a psychoanalysis almost won but that shit was too long
one time when i was like twelve bro took me to the asian market and made me say konnichiwa to the cashier but she was korean #amiaracist
they love the way i glow softly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp
u shuld try standing in front of 1 of thos big ass industrial fans and jus spin in a circle so all the feathers get blown off at once
would have been better if i got ostrichcized
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
@broSprite captured my gorgeous likeness perfectly i know
i love them! haven't had one in years though.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Yeah ♪ that works𝄾 𓆏 I sentance y𝅝u to life ♪ in 𝆏ris𝅝n 𝄮(your ♪ b𝅝dy)𝄯 with no 𓆏 𝒫ar𝅝le.𝄽 F𝅝r hating lesbians 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
not with that attitude he cant
aight u got me
They just let anyone post on here.
fuck youre right youre orange and glowing you could never lie. thems the rules
should i roll up at 2pm to absolutely devour this spicy ramen or no
shit lets do it
that wud b heavenly. we shud rly be trying to stop it
#chittrconfession Sometimes I feed my lusus toxic ores to see if he'll choke on them /\nd die///
waow. things just keep happening frorever
well SORRY for having a heart full of love trust and fucking whimsy
if you ever see me make a typo no the fuck i didnt youre insane
How do I make two AI fight? I want to test something.
i fucming trusted you
AAAAAAAA AGAIN WITH THE PUPPETS
pull up with a good pitch my studios always lookin for more content to shit out
So fucking much.
yeah i got seeds. https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/5db73111d1c5b10008746c4c/1:1/w_1969,h_1969,c_limit/Basically-Roasted-Pumpkin-Seeds.jpg
yeah your bird half can pick his own candy too.
i took that photo from a photoshoot for time fucking magazine and now youre telling me i look elderly in it fuck me i need a drink and some botox clearly
IM CHANGING THE C TO A K.. PRAYING I DONT GET FOUND BY THAT GREEDY FUCKING CRAB OWNING THE KRUSTY CRAB
i aint even pushing fourty yet man thats not even middle aged
No the little. otter dude trying to get christmas. presents
idk those i cant watch tv unless its about super mario
how do u un rt something
while round one is being judged heres round 2. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/91/6b/0b/916b0bee7722c9aa156d254498d29aee.jpg
what the fuck am i famous for?? random????????? OLD?????????????????????????????????????????
https://i.ibb.co/KxXtVyCZ/UGH.png masterpiece courtesy of @broSprite
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now THIS this is worthy of hanging up in a fuckin museum i LOVE it
Fire
maybe!! jack was pretty messed up :( i understand!!!
Lovely. What's her name?
LMK IF YOU NEED HELP
DISCORD
the last thing i need in my life is another creepy ass brain diddling floppy fuckin PUPPET shit sorry flashback #ptsd pics are cool yeah i dig it
What I have always demanded.
this is your best one. shoulda quit while you were ahead.
ugh fine give me 3 minutes.
you are a horrible young man and he'll awaits you this is very sad his daughter is crying
rodger from down the street died. funeral tomorrow. he leaves behind a beautifuk family 😂😂😂
☐ ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMAL CHARACTΕRS I THINK FIT THΕ δΕFINITION OF A FURRY CHOOM ☐
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guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
got my ex following me on here life can be so crazy sometimes
google how to make your bro forget about your #womanposting earlier
Yknow I appreciate that there is no algorithm on this site. Just a pure unfiltered feed of everyone's voices just getting thrown at you all at once. Delightful.
BACK HURTS AGAIN. sometimes being this fucking big isnt so fun.
how do i pin this on my page
my god..... u poor thang :( poor poor spritebrodirk
when is a delete button coming???
WHY BE A [[Sponge]] THAT HATES IT'S [[$4.99]] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?!
Do what!
Who do...
What power!
The babe with the power?
What babe.
oh its when you shed your old damaged feathers to replace them with shiny new ones
all ur fluffy feathers r gonna start gettin real scraggly and fall out
wha t an amazing day 2 be alive
ill get u a back scratcher
Feed is relatively sane. What's the best melee weapon in your opinion and why.
even bettr
as long as they r cute
im soo open minded u hav nooo idea
its ok bro i would giv ur cloaca a chance
why my notifs pushing 30 shit man its just like me
you gotta stop going on about your double sword
cant say i relate to this issue, i only got a vch and that solved it. wasnt a fan of how long the recovery for a phallo is. i get it though. #nsfw
cause of course youre on this site but you didnt see shit
John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
((Transmasc Bros i love u <3))
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
winnie the poo-in it
rip ur penis tho thoughts n prayers #nsfw
all im saying is who doesnt sorta want to be a woman a lil bit