dave with three Es: "unusual bird in my apartment. this is a new one" | chittr

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

unusual bird in my apartment. this is a new one

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

normally im the one showin up places with no warning damn

Kult: +10

Total: 10

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

I’m in here now.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@morbidPersonage[MP]

Alert: unusual bird in your vicinity. Remain calm. Follow all posted instructions. If there is a birdmergency, you will be contacted by a professional.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @morbidPersonage[MP]

dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

posted instructions? didnt realize a bird in my apartment was cause for concern i gotta let him know

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@morbidPersonage[MP]

You may be entitled to financial compensation if your Unusual Bird Incident lasts longer than 4 hours.

↩ @morbidPersonage[MP]

dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

oh shit