♠ hated by @broSprite
yea i know im on about my lack of activities
youu will always be pretty. nno matter what.
i kinda like seein’ so many of the fuckers i killed hanging around here. makes me feel like i did something better than all the other me’s.
idk i think bein a bird would b epic i woudl kill to be able to squawk
k but ur the best 1 bc ur a bird :)
dont need utensils for any food actually got grippers for a purpose
Meoww meoww meoww- those noises are the cutest noises evver
₍^. .^₎⟆ *H!desss !t !n you’re beak*꠹
dw i can reclaim
tHaT'S OkAy, SoMeTiMeS YoU AiNt gOnNa lIkE EvErYtHiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR SaYs
iS It? I MaKe gOaT SoUnDs, CaN BlEaT ReAl lOuD. sO CuRiOuS If yA CaW Or hOnK Or qUaCk mAyBe eVeN ChIrP AnD SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiN ShIt. WoUlD SeEm pReTtY AwEsOmE
Just learned there's an evil twink version of me and first. Evil Bro Striders, not a crazy concept Twink Bro Striders, very crazy concept.
does a dance at you like a male bird trying to impress a potential mate
bet you dont even fuck with some magpies trashy ass you see corvids and you fly to another section of the sky like damn we should form a v pattern over here you know for safety in numbers you hate my favorite birds admit it youre a bird bigot aint you
“i do pray every day” said by the literal abomination
MY BAD.
₍^. .^₎⟆ You gotta angle your clawss up more so you purressss down w!th the sSssoft sSspotSs !nSstead and !t makeSs yow look cool and SSsasSsSsy when you type꠹
you don't want to fuck old trolls?? Z:/ are you some kind of loser
Agreed.
youre just mad you cant get any #worms yourself
-=[address it_☺]=-
Do you intend to address it? Or is it not yet in the right room?
do you want me to try doing the windy thing and shaping your sprite tail into legs?
but what if not
goinf back to the psots i made whiel losing it and #wow
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
dont do tgat
ok i shoudl remove thr horrrorteerrrorr badge thing now but i feel liek i need a wanring of some kind still so n oone thinks i make good decisions and doesnt think that i wont ilnvolve myslef with thm again cause i do still have an active deal wtih them i think
now that im #dirnking while still on my hpone i mthinking about other naems #substances
yah love you too
Sorry man, no.
Just feathery
yov know wha+'s coming nex+. yov're jvs+ no+ prepared.
im going to ask you even more invasive questions now
Gonna livve forevver, baby! (Uh) Oh, yeah! - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Oooooh) Oh, I knoww you wwant to! - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Add a hat.
the bird man made me say it #vagueposting
damn thats gay as fuck
omggg i wouslve if i knew :((
why is my uncle hating my posts
freak
Ooooo, you wwish, girl! (Boy) [=/;) #AndUh #MyHatsBiggerBaby - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Maybe then you could finally (Uh) Dance (Dance) Wwith 'emmmm - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Just wait.
idgaf what you think
UUURGHHH YOUR ASS IS A FALSE IDOL!!! i miss him!!!!! :,(
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
use other #tags
so my other tip is to stop adding #normal to your posts
felt that heavily
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
Say you wwant the moon (Uh) Wwatch me learn to fly
fOR, tHE BALLS,
They keep askin' if #ImComing, girl (Yeah) But girl, you knoww I already came (oh, oh) https://i.ibb.co/prBJsbzC/24carat.png
I hope you buys him flowwers (Uh) I hope you holds his hand Give him all your hours (Eridan, baby) When you havve the chance
Wwassup, Roxy, baby!
Without you, I've been goin' crazy (Eridan!)
TROLL ANDERSON.PAAK: (Shamone)
I'ma leavve the door open, girl (I'ma leavve the door open) (Hopin') that you feel the wway I feel And you wwant me like I wwant you tonight, baby Tell me that you're comin' through (Come on, girl)
See, normally, I don't stutter, but you d-d-d-d-do it to me (Eridan!)
They're never gonna believe you.
damn i didnt notice the way one of the updates fucked up my banner until now this is devastating
i need the bathtub for my bird baths obviously
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
What the hell did I log back in to.
dont crush it trust me on that its schrodingers cat with that kind of thing
egg?
y3eah man thinkgin about me sohoudl be everyones fisrt prisority
no
your like you ya know anD thats like chill like yeah man
i fucking knew it
Not t[][]e worst t[][]ing I've been called...
you dont remember?
i saw you eat a bug
why are you lying to everyone rn
they still crunchy tho
Nah dude, that shit is tasty.
Sad for you. More for me.
thanks its how i remain beautiful
are you brighter or the same glowing level as the lamp post
ok finding one with pride flags on it
~i have nice legs if i lost them it vvould be a travesty
i hope your wings are even itchier today
ok gonzo is ugly
cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw
CAW CAW
Nuh uh! Twixie is so obviouswy the best pony! She stawts without much but weawns to cast WICKED SPEWWS! Awso she has the coowest hat. Nuff said.
you better not be biting the fuck out of your wings
yea love you too man
:)
i might even smile myself
its so tempting
youre making me wanna say what i know youll really hate man
linguini
lettuce
lamborghini
Lesbians?
slander on my name
fucked up that youre lying about it being ok to smile at all
if you ever see me make a typo no the fuck i didnt youre insane
#chittrconfession im absolutely thinking about dilfs rn
"dsprite your boyfriend already calls you his girlfriend why would it be so weird to actually be a woman" well sit your ass down and consider that i dont know
Old ass bitch.
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
rodger from down the street died. funeral tomorrow. he leaves behind a beautifuk family 😂😂😂
cause its weird and bad
funny words from the guy who bites his wings and acts like a toddler over no one watching the labyrinth "correctly"
@broSprite 🖕
like hell you do
oh my god i left for one minute and you ask everyone here
my lifes Plagued by Incidental Birds. like i get i'm a strider but fuck sakes
That seems inefficient.
Lmao.
snort.