♣ mediated by @beatboxingHeart
HOWV CONVWENIENT that Dirk isn’t home right nowv.
dohnaut vworrye abaut anye sorte of gnomish kreatuer wvhich maye be wvonderin abaut, vwee are a peacefull sorte vwho vwad nevwar tye dowvne an unsuspectink foole and comander his talkie vwordie dewvayce! hae hae hae! #gnomewvorry #behappy
:33< hes a pain in the pan is what he is
Clowns and horny, clowns and horny. And tbh? Horny clowns.
Mwah! Purr purr, facerub.
Some a these human soporifics are real fuckin’ good, though… #substances
in all these years, you have never met any version of terezi? i'm kind of impressed.
This leviathan wasnae aw thon hard tae find. It's juist ower deep tae tak a human intae the water. A'd rather no have the deckhand tae get crushit bi the weicht o water. I the future, A'll invest i a submersible gin A end up offerin ma kindness. @confusedDemolitionist
i could pull trollbama if i wvasnt #notgay
I need to be put down.
Oh I'm at a different lake buddy I wasn't aware there was a place for this
:33< clawnditioner i hardly know er :33< #nsfw ???
NO!
Screwv it, if anyone wvants to rumble wvith a seadwveller, I’ll be at the bar wvaitin’. Wve’ll havwe our owvn #fightnight. If you wvin I’ll buy you a drink or wvhatevwer. #substances
Okay nowv that wvhole “blocked” glitch seems to be spreading. Annoying. This app is useless.
[I am teaching her how to open cabinet doors on her own. We will reach the treats by the morrow.]
TURN THE WEB SITE OFF. TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW. IT HAS GONE ON TOO LONG. IT IS TIME TO TURN IT OFF NOW.
gNiHtEmOs rO TnEdEcCa kAeRf a nI YlBiRrOh eId lLa uOy ePoH I
cOnSiDeR tHe ShEeR mOtHeR fUcKiNg CoNcEpT oF a PiE wItH nO sAuCe. BuT yOu SlAtHeR tHaT bItCh WiTh FrOsTiNg. No RoNi, ThOuGh. LoBsTeR tHiS tHe TyPe Of GoUrMeT cOmBiNaTiOnS tHaT tHeY wOuLd'Ve HaD a MoThEr FuCkEr DrAwN aNd QuArTeReD oVeR a StOvE oF hIs ChOoSiNg. OuT oF aPpReCiAtIoN fOr HiS cUlInArY bRiLlIaNcE i ThInK :o)
extra extra extra extra cheese.