♣ mediated by @beatboxingHeart
"= okay, reading back, this is not dangerous to me, whatever. have fun. :) ="
oh boy.
shovvin these ice cubes in your nook to soothe the friction burns from my hydra #nsfww
1 gotta sh1ft my m1ndset to max1mum Tav. Tavmaxx1ng. Gotta man1fest these good fortunes
It is important to always be aware of your scheming eunuchs.
Lovwe??
Hate And Love Are The Exact Same Thing
I’m so fucked.
How Did You Do It? Change Who You Were? Can The Girl That I Am, Not Forever Be Her?
alright mother fuckers here we go hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
do you recall the words you said.
how the fuck are there cancer stick larpers on here like what who pretends to smoke cigarettes to seem cool literally all of the cool part is in seeing someone smoke you sound like a fucking pencil behind the ear collar popped out lower lip biting dork when you just talk about it mesus h christ turning this touched in the head godhead the fuck away turning the other cheek cause this is straight unfettered ass fuck you mean good brands i am losing my mind it is a fucking cigarette
I’vwe met about a hundred alts of my best friend on this site, but I’m still not any closer to understandin’ him. Further awvway, if anything. All my alts are stubborn curmudgeons… so at least I’m consistent.
Jane used to beat me, by the way. #abuse #violence
i dont care if you pity or mediate or hate or evven like my posts nothin any a you can do wwill provve to me that youre actually decent youre all droll and just like either wwhackin bait or tear jerkers #suggestivve
i just want someone to krill troll bruno mars and thought itd be funnier if anautter celeb did it
naut a dam celeb in paradox space willin to do what needs to be done
oh and people are being fatphobic about dolls thats fun #sarcasm
I think some of you might havwe co-dependency issues.
:33< let him die :33< https://i.imgur.com/ChZOj5y.png
That's for later if you behave.
[SELFIE: Dirk tied up sitting in the pew of a clurch while the bike horn cover of Rap God bangs in the background, duct taped and tied up like in some sort of old Superman cartoon.] I told him he'd get ruined. And I mean his day. @beatboxingHeart #suggestive #nsfw ish?
a shame truthfully
≈ Murder is often quite the useful tool in one's repertoire, as abhorrent as others may find the act. Ĩ would not be where Ĩ am, nor my friends where they are, without a healthy heaping of homicide. ≈
HOWV CONVWENIENT that Dirk isn’t home right nowv.
dohnaut vworrye abaut anye sorte of gnomish kreatuer wvhich maye be wvonderin abaut, vwee are a peacefull sorte vwho vwad nevwar tye dowvne an unsuspectink foole and comander his talkie vwordie dewvayce! hae hae hae! #gnomewvorry #behappy
:33< hes a pain in the pan is what he is
Clowns and horny, clowns and horny. And tbh? Horny clowns.
Mwah! Purr purr, facerub.
Some a these human soporifics are real fuckin’ good, though… #substances
in all these years, you have never met any version of terezi? i'm kind of impressed.
This leviathan wasnae aw thon hard tae find. It's juist ower deep tae tak a human intae the water. A'd rather no have the deckhand tae get crushit bi the weicht o water. I the future, A'll invest i a submersible gin A end up offerin ma kindness. @confusedDemolitionist
i could pull trollbama if i wvasnt #notgay
I need to be put down.
Oh I'm at a different lake buddy I wasn't aware there was a place for this
:33< clawnditioner i hardly know er :33< #nsfw ???
NO!
Screwv it, if anyone wvants to rumble wvith a seadwveller, I’ll be at the bar wvaitin’. Wve’ll havwe our owvn #fightnight. If you wvin I’ll buy you a drink or wvhatevwer. #substances
Okay nowv that wvhole “blocked” glitch seems to be spreading. Annoying. This app is useless.
[I am teaching her how to open cabinet doors on her own. We will reach the treats by the morrow.]
TURN THE WEB SITE OFF. TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW. IT HAS GONE ON TOO LONG. IT IS TIME TO TURN IT OFF NOW.
gNiHtEmOs rO TnEdEcCa kAeRf a nI YlBiRrOh eId lLa uOy ePoH I
cOnSiDeR tHe ShEeR mOtHeR fUcKiNg CoNcEpT oF a PiE wItH nO sAuCe. BuT yOu SlAtHeR tHaT bItCh WiTh FrOsTiNg. No RoNi, ThOuGh. LoBsTeR tHiS tHe TyPe Of GoUrMeT cOmBiNaTiOnS tHaT tHeY wOuLd'Ve HaD a MoThEr FuCkEr DrAwN aNd QuArTeReD oVeR a StOvE oF hIs ChOoSiNg. OuT oF aPpReCiAtIoN fOr HiS cUlInArY bRiLlIaNcE i ThInK :o)
extra extra extra extra cheese.