♠ hated by @beatboxingHeart

When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.

Guess My Dirk didn’t appreciate being labelled my Favworite Dirk. Somethin’ about bein’ completely different people, blah blah… So I’m seeking applications for a newv favworite.

I think I may be getting s⚣me retributi⚣n f⚣r being unaware ⚣f y⚣ur plight yesterday :T https://cdn.imgchest.c⚣m/files/6858361041c4.webp
i dont care if you pity or mediate or hate or evven like my posts nothin any a you can do wwill provve to me that youre actually decent youre all droll and just like either wwhackin bait or tear jerkers #suggestivve

That's for later if you behave.

[SELFIE: Dirk tied up sitting in the pew of a clurch while the bike horn cover of Rap God bangs in the background, duct taped and tied up like in some sort of old Superman cartoon.] I told him he'd get ruined. And I mean his day. @beatboxingHeart #suggestive #nsfw ish?
you will never seem like a real person with feelings to them.
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I don’t think I evwer made like, a formal statement denouncin’ my owvn Empress. But for wvhat it’s wvorth. I’m officially pledgin’ my loyalty to @corallineCataclysm, Her Imperial Clemency.

Humans, or trolls wvho knowv a lot about humans: Wvhat’s the key to the human pusher? Howv do you get one to stop bein’ mad at you? Especially wvhen you didn’t do nothin’ wvrong and he’s just bein’ an idiot and should actually be THANKIN’ you? #notvwagueposting #reallyspecificpostingactually

:33< lets give em a hand folks! :33< * the mighty huntress throws sefural sefured hands at her unlucky clawntestant*

Dirk hates cats. He put one in a bath. Let's be real.
ok so like im pretty sure when you become a lawyer you have to take this crazy ass test call the bar and kim kardashian keeps failing it or some shit but anyways when you pass it you can be in the #barassociation like then youre a lawyer so a bunch of lawyers out at the bar would be like a bar association because they are also associating socially with each other and shit







