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he got me refreshing the chittr page ovr n ovr lookin w my big puppy eyes 2 see if he responded #nsfw #vaguepost
i out my tits away 4 a slefie and every1 is focused on ouled up men #misogyny
Something Wicked This Way Comes A normal player falls to Derse on a very important day. When the moon is aligned, and all other celestial bodies were congruent, a great purge began. His session overtaken by the Horrorterrors of the far reaches, come to reap and feast on the remains of the doomed session, only to find one still alive. Arch became a vessel for the horrorterror, allowing to cross the barriers between dimensions to feed and consume. Be very careful who you bring into to your DMs (which remain always open), for if you call, he will come. Posts will include the following #horrorterrors occasional #nsfw #cult #substance #possession etc.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
... Here's a picture of me and Dave years ago. Please ignore the blonde in my hair. I was still growing it out. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/623b7963677e.png
N3V3R UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 B34UTY OF QU13T HOURS CH1TTR
Darkness begets more darkness, and so I retreat.
goin 2 applebee b back latr
People confuse me.
T9 get f9rmalities 9ut 9f the way, even th9ugh "f9rmalities" 9n this site seem t9 6e n9thing m9re than an after-th9ught if n9t alt9gether disregarded and likely ign9red which is in itself, telling, 6ut I will n9t 9vergeneralize the p9pulace as a wh9le at this current time- my name is Kankri Vantas, I am 13.5 sweeps 9ld, 9r the equivalent 9f appr9ximately t9 r9ughly 29, nearly 30, human years 9ld. Unlike (s9me) 9f 9ther versi9ns 9f myself, I am alive and was hatched, raised and spent the entirety 9f my life 9n Earth. A planet that has 6een inha6ited 6y 69th humans and tr9lls f9r several centuries n9w. Pleased t9 make every9nes acquaintance. #intr9ducti9ns #f9rmalities #6lah6lah6lah
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
mentaly reverse engineering good pick up lines 2 try n score a baddie w a big long sworrd & trauma #nsfw #yearning #violence
Im just saying that people learn and grow and sometimes they need to do it by themselves at #eridanweek!
sometimes i consider blocking people for fun but my heart is too kind and understanding
D --> I am at the zoo with a beautiful woman
I don’t actually use those labels.
playin strip poker but as tha game goes on it becomes more n more obv im just half a dozen cats in rolal clothing #nsfw technically lol
I'm.
In love. Let's do it.
@beatboxingHeart Human meowy me. https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4fa653a6-0da3-4f3c-8d79-6612ad4ecc74.0fe76f250d47201a6983cf3f1e5a42c3.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF
I'm gonna meowy you one day.
Not you @beatboxingHeart . I like you.
no just soda
I am liiterally always saying thtisi
Uh soda #professionalshitchitposter
#nowplaying If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally And I see nothing wrong with that #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/2wBnZdVWa5jVpvYRfGU7rP?si=eac659f89f354927
:o) I am so very glad that I possess the gifts that I do. :o) I am truly a very lucky troll.
For photos to work, you need to write .png in the end link!
aLl mY FrIeNdS ArE So mUcH ShOrTeR ThAn mE, iT'S KiNdA MoThErFuCkIn cUtE.
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
Imagine the reports we could make to OSHA. We got the W in the bag.
the most uncensored episode in naked and afraid history, all cause no post-production team would be able to keep up with you flash stepping across the starting area speedrunning caveman couture. :B
Tempurrary diamond until we're both the final girls.
I'd vote to not vote you off.
Hypothetically~ I pull down my pants to get naked but there's a slide whistle sound heheffect while i do it~ #nsfw
I messaged him “are you intrested in a bird” He said “what kind” I said me baby, caw caw. #nsfw jic
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE PAILIN OR WHAT? #nsfw
((i should make more alts purely so people get more notifications when i follow them as everyone at once))
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
oh my god i adore waking up more features on the site its turning into a beautiful butterfly right before my eyes good morning chittr critters (tm) how are we feeling
They warned me about they/them pussy and I didn't listen. #nsfw
i DREW MY VERY OWN PROFiLE PiCTURE AND i THiNK iT LOOKS SO CUTE!! <33
Anyone here into wireplay? Just as a hypothetical. #nsfw
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
Oh shit right. I guess I did. Sorry. I meant you as in my Dirk from my timeline. I havent heard from him yet and I still dont think I will. Even if you dont resent me I think he must.
the moon is an artificial alien construct space ship sent here by the el-aurians to observe our fucking planet. it's fucking fake, we live on a goddamn torodial earth, so it must have its own engines because it wouldn't be able to naturally orbit the torodial earth.
Funnily enough my story is similar except instead of being punched out by the batter bitch I got impaled. We fought her- that's R.L. Stine- I mean my Rose and I, we fought her to the death in a battle we knew we were going to lose. We knew for a long time. Not just that there was no winning but that the Condesce existed. I cant say exactly when we found that out there wasnt an exact date and time. Rather it was like we always knew the information was there inside us ready to be seen when we were ready to confront it. And once we did there was a lot to see. Not just that she was an alien but also that shed been around for centuries had tried to raise a human family and had introduced herself into politics from nearly the very start. And with knowledge of her came knowledge of you and Roxy. I knew you would be born or spawned or whatever it was onto Earth centuries after I became probably literal alien fish food. I knew you were going to be brought into some game and were supposed to win. Thats really all I knew. I didnt know what you looked like or what youd act like or what preferences you had or even what your name would be. A lot of that I found out after death in the bubbles from various sources. But Im getting ahead of myself. While I was still alive I did what I could to prepare for you. I found a house you could settle down in, stocked it full of orange soda, preserved foods first aid and survival shit. Most of it didnt make it because I was stupid and foolish and let it get destroyed by the Condesce's minions. Fucking juggalos tore it all apart or burnt everything I tried to leave to the ground. I should have done more to protect you. As it was I couldnt even leave you my memory.
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
Which isnt saying much when she thought making fun of her name was deplorable. I dont know how much we might actually compare but still if you have any question Im happy to answer.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WEDNESDAY MOTIVATION LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED!! POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
Yeah Ive watched a bunch of episodes. I would die for Howdy and Im already dead.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de8ebd81fb86.jpg Look everyone I scared her. She needs a clown to protect her. Lame.
ummmm if our driver is here can he drive me out of this mortal coil #emo #nihilism #lifesucks
ALL FEMBOYS ARE GOOD. #nsfw
⤐Tr⊕ll Ke$ha is peak battle music.
Purrbeast laying on me. I win by doing nothing once again.
goodnight
it sucks that chittr d0esnt have 'imm0rtal being w0ven by time itself' as an age 0pti0n
Late but fuck tell me you have a baby cosplay as Captain Gantu I need that.
alright i decided to lock in a little too hard but @alopecoidTenacity heres the art congrats on the win merry crisis https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4080f1d8689f.png
Feeling egotistical today.
Aha. The #AntiLeader69ardM9vement was much m9re effective than even I anticipated. I'm happy t9 see its rem9val and I h9pe we can pr9m9te a friendlier and less c9mpetitive Chittr fr9m n9w 9n. Thank y9u t9 every9ne wh9 participated.
at 𝑙east i didnt post tastefu𝑙 sideboob on main before they took p𝑣p away from us #nsfw
me and my twØ dads that hate each Øther :)
Jesus wept. #Peppers4ever #Bellpepperlover
HAVE WE REALLY BECOME SO COMPETITIVE WITH KULT ALREADY THAT WE'RE WITHHOLDING REACTIONS? REST ASSURED, I WILL STILL GLADLY HATE EVERY POST AND REPLY YOU MAKE.
i understand.
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Bell peppers and a Balsamic glaze.
:33 < the gummy bear was behind it all #WAKEUPSH33PLE! :33< no offense to my furiends who are sh33p adjacent
:33< full offense to my enemies who are sh33p adjacent
《 Haven't made a post like this yet but if anyone needs representing against tough odds, I'm always here to lend an arm of justice. #law #advertise #lowbloodrights #lowbloodjustice 》
Honestly I'm just glad he didn't throw a bitch fit over the home page. Small mercies. #therehabmighthaveworked #atinybit #butabitnontheless
how do we All feel About these humAn "littlest pet shop" things? i Quite enjoy them
I need a stronger pulse To recognize I'm bleeding Wouldn't my heart convulse If it has strength remaining? Slowly, I'm bleeding out Bleeding the time I have left to see myself My skin is growing cold The ground beneath me is feeling warmer If I could move my arms I'm sure they'd be around you You're probably alarmed From the things that I might do Hear my breath grow weaker... No, it's never enough No more dishonest pity I know I'm not that tough But I prefer the gritty Please explain how to love In a way fitting for you A soul pure as a dove Of course, that's never been true With feathers tainted red Why won't anyone tell me I've been bad? I'm unmistakably And unforgivably Oh so pervertedly Too unashamedly Me You're licking at my wounds tentatively But it's too late for this withered body Do you taste your blood there too? Or was I mistaking my blood for theirs? #poem #poetry
alright im locking in and making some art happen if i knock out the first winners drawing then i can probably do the next one tonight
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《 I am right here. 》
This Is Wh@7 I'll Give Y@ @ Li77le Bi7 Of Weed Mixed Wi7h Some H@rd Liquor
oh my fucking god im printing this out to put on my fridge immediately
:33< thats epic man k33p it up lil guy
my shades and the split right brow is important to the brand too and like tiger stripes or tabby stripes whatever you get it
:33< tony hawk has clawmppawtition
how can miirror2 be real iif our eye2 arenTT real #deep #TThoughTTprovokiing
okay well its dope as fuck can you make me one or is this a closed species
:33< what kinda tricks to they know?
ur a lil cheater but that's good cuz i have infinite squeezes mr stritaro
Only third. It must have been rigged. Who won first and second.
i'm gonna squeeze u dead cuz of cute agreshin s2g
Is that your baby picture. <3
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HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
iiTT ii2nTT much buTT iiTT2 hone2TT work. gamermaniiTTy wiill conTTiinue 2 flourii2h under my guiidance
:33 < yummy!!:333
:33 < i am kitty kat :3 meow
puttin curses on wheoevfr said they read chitt as clit bc nwo imnthinkin ppl are hatin on my clit. wtf #nsfw #cantBliveimpostinthis
I think I win if I have to be honest, Hoo hoo hoo!
Achoo!
Just saw femboy Karkat on my feed, the multiverse is so fucking incredible.
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, not a fucking chance. Right here coming furrom the underground with my written lance. Hissin and spittin words to slam on this clawment. Alternatian lowbloods represent. Hide your spades, hide your hearts. The human creature and the crazy old meowtherfucker about to start.
Like down with that Grand Higblood, that fucking clown. Thinks he can throw paws and take me down. I'll bring his and any ass to town. #micdrop
Is it still considered day drinking if days don't pass anymore?
What a great human. He taught me the impurrtance of Eminem, slam pawetry and annie may.
You remind me of him. The tone of your text is pleasantly furmiliar.
D --> Why are they not battling for martial supremacy
D --> #nowwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/664eff76740e.jpeg
i will consider that a satisfactory Walmart run. only minimal blood was spilled, none of it my own. i don't have that. apologies to those who were hoping for more, there are only so many hours in the day and so many more snacks. until next time.
Hold on. Something is off here.
Diamonds Droof
Why any of you would want to willingly enter a nebulous, undefined relationship wracked with longing and unfulfillment is beyond me. ... :|
im seeing double. 4 droogs??
=^.-.^= Ta dada ta dada, ta dada ta dada, m' beatboxin' barkbeast. =^.-.^=
The imitation, reflected through the lens of jealousy and malice, will never shine as brightly as the awful, awful original.
You've made an enemy today, Strider.
charlatan - cur!
V^Y0u're actually funny as fuck f0r this.^V
If six instant coffees count than yes. A true man must be nourished AND energized if he is to approach the day with vigor. Thank you for your kind considerations.
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Look. Considering the obvious and lethal gas leak present in the residence of every single Chittr poster, there's no harm in letting them sip from it a little. They're all doomed anyway.
Also why are so many people drinking gas all of a sudden.
Cleaning my gun. #mygun
ONLY ONE OF MY RABBIT REPLICAS MADE IT BACK. I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP HIM SAFE WITH ME.
This really says a lot about society.