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Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart

Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 29 years13.8 sweepsKult Score: 3032Kull Score: 315898 followers 184 following

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

The air fryer sounds so happy when it's done cooking.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Understimulated.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

It's not dehydration. Tylenol helps for a bit but this is a persistent headache.

Kult: +12

Kull: +15

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.80

@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Have you tried drinking some water with the Tylenol?

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Combo move.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Head hurts again. Should probably remove it. #decapitation

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

@tagCorrectionist[TC]

#gore #violence

#gore #violence

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Thanks dude.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Hunting in the void will perpetually be a nasty thorn in my ass. Almost a sensory deprivation chamber but make it sub zero temperatures.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I'm not surprised by how many people around me are okay with murder.

Kult: +34

Kull: +20

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.70

@carousingCaitiff[CC]

i m3an its kinda hot so lik3

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Not kink shaming but kink judging.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Likewise.

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@carousingCaitiff[CC]

dont knock it till u try it!

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Paying for the sins of your past is kind of whack when it becomes a schedule conflict. Will always put pretty eyes over all else but can murder wait.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Headache.

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Tell it to stop aching. Then it legally can't do that anymore.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Lavender, and painkillers.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Does lavender really help a headache or does it just smell nice?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

This is an illegal headache.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

It might help because it promotes relaxation. Assuming you aren't allergic to it. Then it promotes anaphylaxis.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

There will be an answer by the end of the night.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

The best way to find out what it promotes is to test it firsthand, after all.

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Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Yes, it is used to lessen the severity of the headache, and it does smell nice.

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Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

This indeed made me laugh.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Intent achieved.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Still thinking about how he called me whipped.

Kult: +87

Kull: +80

Total: 167

Ratio: 1.09

↩ @turingTranscendence[TT]

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Whoa now, don't start sweating over it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

( ◣_◢ )

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Handsome emoji, but I'm biased.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I am handsome~♡

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

You are? Damn, and he hides behind a wall of text on a random website.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Never. I showcase it on my profile fairly openly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Whizzed right past you didn't it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I am not so good at sarcasm, dawg.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

It was an invitation. #suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

That was a very obscure innuendo- hmn. It seems I was not expecting it~♡ I'll make myself presentable.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Starving but all I have is microwave vegetables.

Kult: +60

Kull: +60

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.00

-> With The Correct Facilities As Well As Access To A Water Source You Could Likely Make A Soup = Your Total Is $4.30

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Probably the nicest thing said to me today.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Roxy Lalonde also catwoman (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

do u want me to send u meat just dont ask where i got it from

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Freezer burn.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Pressing X to doubt.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Last time someone did that it was their own arm and it fucked me up.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Roxy Lalonde also catwoman (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

dirk why tf would i do that 2 u an thats fucked up but no i tend 2 like kill birds n stuff i was gonna send u dead birds an maybe some deer #death #killing

#death #killing

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Oh. Word. Yeah I can appreciate a hunter. #death #killing

#death #killing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Roxy Lalonde also catwoman (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

aight ill send u some of that then it should end up wherever tf ur at shortly probs

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Hella.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I slept nearly all day. What does this mean.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@glissadingGladiator[GG]

tired

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

IT MEANS THE WAKING WORLD ITSELF IS BEATING YOU AWAY WITH A STICK. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Yeah.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Out here getting beat by consciousness. That's a new low bar for the waking self.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

If I hit 100 followers by this weekend I'll do something cool.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Dog posting and robot posting. I was meant to log on today.

Kult: +60

Kull: +40

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.50

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

hiiiiiiii dirk! ::::)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Hey, what's good?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

i’m alive and it’s gr8!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Life sure is motivating.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

i hope it is for you too, dirk ::::)

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

At times, yeah. Motivated enough to stay in the alive status I'm currently at. No plans on switching things up anytime soon.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

that’s what i like to hear!!!!!!!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Datenight. Excited.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

This is an absurd amount of cheesecake.

Kult: +54

Kull: +35

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.54

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< mew know it!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

We may need doggy bags.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< were gonna n33d a doggy suitcase my guy

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Doggy luggage.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< gonna n33d a doggy apurrtment to store our doggy luggage

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

In a doggy neighborhood.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< on a doggy str33t in a doggy town in a doggy state in a doggy world in a doggy mewnifurse!

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

@shitpostAccount Cheesecake?

@shitpostAccount

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

@lilshitpeta I tagged the wrong shit account.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< yeah sure ill eat ch33secake with mew

Kult: +5

Total: 5

shitpost account number 2763

@shitpostAccount[SA]

Sure man yeah

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

10p cheesecake cravings.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Should probably get to bed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9733fac914c.png

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Crazy how men will look you in the eye and promise they'll stay then take off. #Liar

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Nothing sounds good but I should eat.

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

-> I Have A Recommendation = Your Total Is $14.20

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I'm listening.

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-> Https://kitchendivas.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/slow-cooker-15-bean-soup-fi.jpg = Your Total Is $50.74