Dirk Strider
@beatboxingHeart
Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.
Good morning, landlubbers.
As a man whos been sailing for like 25 years I dont know if I count any more
We are quite factually the only two non-landlubbers on this website.
The most giant middle finger life could wrangle up for me was to cause seasickness when it was never once present in my life before. The amount of Dramamine I'm chewing could constitute as the rations my body requires for breakfast. #onaboat
Someone licking hot fudge off my snatch, could also save me. #nsfw
Third Degree Burns. #hospital
Hot fudge could save me.
Going on an expedition. Send nudes for the road. #nsfw
it's dangerous to go alone. take this. (gestures at my pinned.)
I should coordinate an orgy for my birthday. #nsfw
This site has pheromones the way I forget it exists until I'm horny. #nsfw
well now i'm way more curious because words like that from you have never ended badly.
I will tank so much attention and money into Chiikawa.
i don't know much about chiikawa, but that seems like the kind of cute thing you could get utterly obsessed over, to the point of madness or beyond.
Need a hot tub but for cold water so when I'm done raising the temps I can slam them back down without the awkward pool sweat phase.
Fall asleep in the hot tub kind of night.
bro i would not recommend that as comfortable as that shit is you gonna drown
https://youtu.be/kQHIKsg8Lk0?is=WGoqVCELvoG4IsMW When you leave me naked on the bed the morning after and I have all these feelings. #suggestive
im fucking sick dog
he's getting these videos from you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65BrEZxZIVQ Songs I sing you when you wake up next to me in bed.
None of you can sleep because you know I will invade your dreams. #LittleTerrorThings
I ate ice today. Seems like a useless task but it's a fairly big step for me.
Outrageously done with the nutrition shakes they give me. Everytime I had to force it down it's like I'm transported back to eating putrid gore. I wish I could claw out my tongue and tie off my esophagus. Everyone's focus is on my health though, so that's why I'm putting up with it. It's hard to do and I'm overstimulated. #gore #cannibalism #tw-eatingdisorder
Thanks. Solutions here may more wild than the average bear. Like Novocain injected directly into my maw. #needles
we can both be right about this. imagine if it could all be fixed with the snap of your fingers. would you say no to that?
Rhetorical question. Anyone would solve their problems with a snap of their fingers.
ok yes that is true. but you sometimes feel so stubborn that you wouldn't. and you know i know stubborn.
I'll give you the point. You are right, I do have a habit of being stubborn. This situation feels more like a mental block than an issue I need to man through. As discussed, I enjoyed food more than the average consumer. This new problem feels like a safe space was ripped away. So, yeah, I'd like to go back to that. Snap those fingers.
would it work better if i was dressed like a silent hill nurse but also clean?
It already is. Happens when you only have one functioning arm and it's nearly super glued to the IV cart.
I haven't been poked and prodded this much since. #suggestive
As discussed between the higher power and myself, there may be concern regarding being high risk for refeeding syndrome. So she sent me a home nurse to integrate food back into my life. If I had the energy for it, I'd be rattling my tin cup against the cage bars waiting for the day the priest comes by to read me my last rights. #tw-eatingdisorder
I would have considered it prior to shit getting fucked. Hence why Opal hired the nurse. I'm "high risk" for refeeding syndrome, which means I've gone so long without food that it needs to be reintroduced meticulously for my body to process it.
you know, i have literally never heard of that one? but i want you to get better. i want you to be able to actually be able to enjoy food again. hell, in all of the ways you want to. and i want to be able to help.
Don't worry, I'm telling Opal you're going to come fire her nurse for her as we speak.
She probably won't let the nurse stop to be honest but I'm telling her you're supplemental care at best. Listen, if you're good you can sleepover.
No that's literally Rosey's job. Opal said you can shadow the nurse by the way.
god. fine. i'll do it. i can't believe i'm going to be doing this, but i'll do it.
Looking for a surgeon who can at least fumble their way through human anatomy. #surgery
The deal is we know actual medics and this man hasn't cut into a living 8ody in, at minimum, four thousand years, give or take. He's a ro8otics and prosthetics guy. Like sure he can help 8ut at that point he's a middleman and you'll need an actual medic anyway.
It's urgent, but not an emergency. There's a time crunch, but it's not immediate. Survival is critical. Not for me, but for you.
8=l < While I doubt my survival is a factor 8=l < I still have to a% what you mean
Fair anti-voucher. I'd rather not have to deal with rework.
Your friend's not confident in you. My survival is critical for anyone working on me. I am the last threshold between safety and inexistence. My sire is overbearing.
Let me know what you desire in return. I have several avenues of payment depending on your interests.
How am I even bleeding right now? I have zero nutritional value to currently support this type of bodily function. How the hell do bodies work I need to speak with the manager on this one. #menstruation #tw-eatingdisorder
It's not a problem that the corners of the room are leaking shadow residue until it gets to the point where Rosey could, theoretically, reach it. I have to lock her out of the room tonight, which is really upsetting for doggies who don't understand the demons are trying to catch me slacking.