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Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart

Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 29 years13.8 sweepsKult Score: 7523Kull Score: 7934172 followers 325 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Good morning, landlubbers.

Kult: +100

Kull: +90

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.11

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Verified

A user of established repute

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= conquer. the sky. and come back. to talk. ="

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

You, first mate? For vwhat fuckin vwessel.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

He doesn't know how to conquer water.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Verified

A user of established repute

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= no we already did that. hurry up. and. get up here. ="

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I don't think he's named it yet.

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

VWell I'll be, tell me vwho ye captain be.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

He's trying to be a cool landlubber.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

You Know I'm Bad!

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@princeofLight[PL]

As a man whos been sailing for like 25 years I dont know if I count any more

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

@caesarsArmament

@caesarsArmament

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

We are quite factually the only two non-landlubbers on this website.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

so like i guess in a weird way i'm sayin i'm grateful i used to be that guy who did those things if it let me grow into who i am now yknow?

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Growth is growth.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

god, i'm going to be super distracted until at least the end of tuesday, too. :\

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Never specifying which Tuesday.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

these things happen. :p

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Purposefully not specifying which Tuesday.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

these things also happen!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Unfollowing and reporting.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Using Arthur at me is wild.

@avianTaurine[AT]

Maybe 1f 1 s1t here openly lust1ng after men, fun people 1 want to see w1ll 1nteract w1th me.

Kult: +44

Kull: +35

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.26

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

He's picky, your honor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@avianTaurine[AT]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

He wants to be only like two people's good bot right now, your honor. Vague posts are the only way he knows how to catch the heart and minds of two very specific people, your honor. Your honor, stop sending him nudes he doesn't want you, your honor. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@avianTaurine[AT]

You're val1d, and 1ncred1bly cruel to out me on f1ve d1fferent fronts l1ke th1s.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

You can't tell because this is social media but I'm winking at you from across the bar like I know your type.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@avianTaurine[AT]

You very very much do know my type, my good s1r

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I'm very familiar with your type. Skilled with it, even.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Someone licking hot fudge off my snatch, could also save me. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@saturnineCarrion[SC]

...would that not burn......

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Might be kind of warm.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

COULD CANS JUST HAVE HOT FUDGE? SOUND GOOD. IS TRADE DEAL.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

You could purchase your own hot fudge.