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Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart

Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 29 years13.8 sweepsKult Score: 6718Kull Score: 7102155 followers 285 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ do you think the yellow king is petty and will target me and the others who sealed him first question mark or is he like lowkey just a xhill guy and will move onto the next sad saxk question mark

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

He's fairly aloof. Give him a good reason and sure but I couldn't get his attention in his domain.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i say this slightly joking. but if you take a multiple perigee break from chittr you are basically a new user. to me. on here. ="

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Does this come with a welcome home party?

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Science has proven that a human being can live 11 days without sleep. Since I am not entirely human, that number is perceived as bullshit and replaced with the idea of an infinity could pass without significant detriment to my physical well being. During the time where I would normally be laying my head down and closing my eyes I will be substituting it with sitting up and staring at the wall. It would even be cool if sometimes there was a tv there with something on it that I enjoyed watching. However, this is not a necessity.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

11 days???

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

In total.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

so how long have you been without sleep?

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I didn't sleep all last week while I was out of my mind. I'm not about to start until I feel better.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

My body is filthy.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

have a shower

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Water's not going to clean me this time.

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asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

thats whie you gotta also use soap

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Got me there.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

EUPHORIA. #cavitystuck

Kult: +100

Kull: +100

Total: 200

Ratio: 1.00

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

no? then what does?

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

ROT.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

ngl, i've never been a huge fan of rot.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

You will come to LOVE it.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i will?

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

YES.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

so like, how is that going to happen?

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

When it surrounds you and you DECAY with it, you will feel a familiarity not yet experienced.

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Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

well then. that is pretty descriptive, that's for sure.

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

TRUST ME.

@avianTaurine[AT]

1'm gonna blow 1t. Gd1

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

You will enjoy it.

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@avianTaurine[AT]

1 need to know how you're certa1n of that

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I am certain.

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

I'm so good at RUNNING! The feeling of SUFFOCATING and the feeling of lactic acid slowly deteriorating my muscle fibers is INVIGORATING!! #gore #cavitystuck

#gore #cavitystuck

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

dawg i don't think it's supposed to do that

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Of course it is! If you never stop running you will eventually breakdown!

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

ohhh ok yeah that'll do it. sorry you gotta do that shit dawg

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Exercise is mandatory if you want to reach peak masculinity.

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

yeah but. most of us are allowed to stop

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Are we all being chased?

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

i mean im not

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Would you like to be?

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

nah im good but i appreciate the offer

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@beatboxingHeart[BH]

Are you sure? It would be easy.