Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask. Radioactive cat screaming at 3 am for food.
Not to steal @tenebroseTentation’s brand or anything, but ow, my bones. Explosions hurt. #violence?
They’re trying to what now.
Ugh. I guess I have to go do my actual job instead, then. They’re sending me to the bombs, Trollbama… I can’t eat bombs.
Oh fuck is that Troll Leon Kennedy.
Fear not. You may seek shelter in the Gray House. Myself and Troll Leon go way back.
Why did they change the font.
Ough, ow, ouch. My bones.
Hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I need three boxes of mac n cheese and two cakes in my mouth.
Would you like a care package? I'll even cook them for you.
@turnedtechGod Feed me. Feed me now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
man what the fuck okay like a fucked up radioactive cat at three am screaming for food and hovering ominously
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/0S38Oso3I9vpDXcTb7kYt9
Total count: 65. 66, if he likes this post too.
I was worried about why I had 47 notifications but it's okay. It's just my brother going through all my recent posts.
... Hmn. I guess I have new food for thought.
The funniest part about my usual kit is that a lot of people assume the big jacket is just to hide equipment in. And I do stuff it full of equipment, don’t get me wrong. But honestly? I just have a big jacket because I get cold easy.
Okay. I need to settle on something.
just manipulate the air nothing. i can feel people breathe. i can even take control of it. stopping breath from reaching me would be nothing. your poison breath would have to stop being breath for me to lose control over it. man, that usually doesn't matter too much because there's like all of one use for that.
... Is this how it feels to watch me talk about Heart stuff...?
Well, not like I can complain after I've done this to everyone I know and then some.
i turned 30 this year, i've been doing the windy thing for more than half my life. so i do know a thing or two.
the aspects that are connected to life aren't like the others. you actually get to feel people. you know they exist in ways no one else does. and you can take that thing from them, if you know enough. so yeah, it's something.
... Huh. I wonder if that's what it is I keep noticing. I get this kind of nagging feeling sometimes where I just know already who's coming to see me.
Sometimes. Actually, usually. But most of the people I see on a day-to-day basis, I don't actually like.
Achoo.
dude chill youre gonna get your toxisnot on everything and melt the walls again
Says the only one between us who can and ever has melted the walls.
with our powers combined we will singlehandedly keep architects and construction workers in business
I mean, they don’t even need us for that at this point… but we do help.
Have you ever watched something happen and had a very foreboding feeling? #fightnight
I need cupcakes.
I think I could get away with sneaking out again… #fightnight
Me when I'm fucking bored. I should write yaoi.
write a fred durst self insert dark romance novel or youre getting sent to the mines
... Dave, do you want a Fred Durst self-insert dark romance to read? Is that what this is?
nah bro its what the people want the ladies in particular they yearn for the durst and you know im a provider in the way that i make you do it and i direct said ladies to their oasis of limp love
... You just want to read self-insert dark romance about kissing Fred Durst.
i would never want such a thing and its fucked that you would ever imply such a thiyeah man i want it ok are you happy???
Very. But, unfortunately, my commissions are not currently open.
I think it's time to get myself some badges.
God, I love water.
Eating two boxes of wings and six burritos could fix me.
If nothing else it'll make my brain work again. And be yummy.