Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask.
I miss my girlfriend. And my boyfriend.
... Ugh. He's probably worried, now that I think about it. I haven't messaged him in a while...
Uuuuuuuugh. I've got another fucking media appearance next week. Come on, man, I have an actual fucking job.
the most unfortunately relatable post ivve seen
There are some really dark jokes I'm refraining from right now.
I love giving the gift of passive-aggressive fuck-yous.
Pleased to say that one glorious advantage of my condition is that I no longer get tummy aches.
No, I was genetically modified and now metabolize toxins of all kinds so long as they are not more acidic than my stomach acid.
The side effect of this is that I have a lot of trouble getting tummy aches between that and the fuckoff fast metabolism.
well if you had your internals replaced by machines i was gonna say something along the lines of "Dude that's my fucking future plans" Because i uh....plan on replacing my soft tissue organs with machines and Computers
ehh i'm not worried about the whole "If it works" Fuck we've got Ecto biology for this exact reason if shit hits the fan
Okay, this said, what the fuck is this "war" about? ... #dirkjake #jakedirk I guess? I don't- Look there's a lot to unpack here.
Jakedirk on top! (no bias of course).
Definitely not, but why the fuck is there an ongoing war about who tops?
Guess we sit here on the sidelines and wonder until someone answers the question.
Come to think of it, I'm sitting on a massive stash of writing because I have too much free time.
Why is my Kull score already so high...? I'm not even getting reactions to my posts.
Okay, well, now I'm getting reactions, but that still doesn't answer my question. Does it scale off blocks or something...?
No, I know, I can see that, but the scores aren't proportionate to my interactions. So something I can't see is upping it.
Oh, okay, fish following me.
=oXO auu''' sorry to hear that' i hope things become less awkward for you soon¿ =oXO
Ha, I wish. Unlikely, unfortunately, but I appreciate the sentiment.