Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask.
I miss my girlfriend. And my boyfriend.
... Ugh. He's probably worried, now that I think about it. I haven't messaged him in a while...
Uuuuuuuugh. I've got another fucking media appearance next week. Come on, man, I have an actual fucking job.
Pleased to say that one glorious advantage of my condition is that I no longer get tummy aches.
what, did you replace your internal organs with machinery?
No, I was genetically modified and now metabolize toxins of all kinds so long as they are not more acidic than my stomach acid.
The side effect of this is that I have a lot of trouble getting tummy aches between that and the fuckoff fast metabolism.
well if you had your internals replaced by machines i was gonna say something along the lines of "Dude that's my fucking future plans" Because i uh....plan on replacing my soft tissue organs with machines and Computers
thots on my new t shirt? got it 4 when im home alone and dont wanna ware pants #suggestive ((#nsfw just in case)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a2c605e62c7.png
spill the tea wats the idea
I'm going to talk to my Roxy about getting everyone stupid shirts. *Especially* the staff where we are.
i want my shirt to have a massive dick n balls on it im talking huge im saying it blocks out the sun at full mast #nsfw
concept: the thrill of their eyes pinned only to you across the ballroom a masked stranger that has been watching you following through the crowd stalking its prey like a beast always a few steps behind through the endless bodies laughing and dancing you manage to lock eyes you nod once towards the bathrooms in invitation and watch their lips curl up into a wicked smile (tags: Reader/Masked Stranger, #outglutmasquerade, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, dont get caught, public pailing, the mask stays on, archive rating: M)
What if the answer is were both switches what will you people do then.
#jAKEDIRK TRUTHER HERE BY THE WAY, dIRKJAKE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK, aLL BARKBEASTS ARE BOYS AND ALL MEOWBEASTS ARE GIRLS,
Okay, this said, what the fuck is this "war" about? ... #dirkjake #jakedirk I guess? I don't- Look there's a lot to unpack here.
Jakedirk on top! (no bias of course).
Definitely not, but why the fuck is there an ongoing war about who tops?
Guess we sit here on the sidelines and wonder until someone answers the question.
wait no @archiveAddict dont rechit that
are yöu aware that yöu have rights?
yes, yöu citizen öf chittr! yöu have rights! and wröngs töö! tsk tsk tsk
I think I killed Jade
I think I killed Jade
i swear they just love to needle at you for funsies it brings them joy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3648de80c73.jpg
