Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask. Radioactive cat screaming at 3 am for food.
I miss @barackObama can they bring him back.
I’m literally alive.
Yeah but I haven’t been around in a while.
How the hell do ya even... *get* a kismesis? What does that kinda courtship even look like?
In my experience. And I am infinitely familiar with pitch feelings because I get mad when I know a loved one could do better. Find hot guy. Or hot girl. Make them your rival. Fantasize about making out. Next step is ??? And the last one is profit.
ok................... at risk of soundin like an ignorant human some1 explain quadrants to me like im a grub
8=l < All four quadrants are romantic in nature 8=l < Matesprits protect one each other and typically engage physically 8=l < Moirails soothe one another and typically engage emotionally 8=l < Hate is a feeling of rivalry and not the negative hatred you're imagining 8=l < Rivalry is a form of romance found in Kismesis, who push each other to become better 8=l < They are also a typically physical relationship 8=l < Auspiticism is a relationship in which two trolls who are currently unable to have a healthy relationship must be mediated by a third party 8=l < It is a romance because the two conflicting trolls do not want to kill each other and want a relationship of some kind, and the mediator cares for both parties and wants to see them grow 8=l < On all of these I added typically because every relationship is different and it's unreasonable for people to stick to "rules" 8=l < Some moirails pail 8=l < Some matesprits don't 8=l < As long as they are foalfilling the needs of their feelings then it's being done the correct way, regardless of what that way is
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYgodit finally makes sense WOAHHH this is actually so cool?? mr horsey guy u are my everythin may ur coat b shiny n ur hooves well kept <3
8=) < Thank you 8=l < It is frankly bizarre to me that some people 100k at troll romance and despite the romance label still decide that half of the quadrants are platonic 8=l < By nature of being romance, they aren't platonic and cannot be
SEE this is y i asked coz i kept hearin ppl say everythin but matesprit were platonic an i was like mmmmmmmm are they tho?????//
I love autism. Anyways. Quads aren't actually nearly as complex as people tend to think. I could get into the nuance but a short tl;dr is that <3 is adjacent to a "standard" human relationship but with less focus on emotionally supporting your partner, though this isn't unusual. <> is basically queerplatonic relationships but specifically geared towards keeping each other in check and balancing each other out. Two halves of a whole type deal. <3< is where you have a rival that you hate so bad you *gotta* kiss them on the mouth because you see exactly what they *could* be, and you know it's possible, and it pisses you the fuck off that they aren't there. But also they make you mad and horny. Hornad? Marny? That last one sounds like a name. And ashen... I'll be so real. I'on think anybody really knows what's going on over there. I think they're all lying. It's like having pale feelings but towards a pair of people so pitch it's gonna blow up and you want so badly to fix them. It's the "I could fix them" quad. I think.
Politely, there is nothing platonic about any of them. It's just that two of them don't involve you gettin' freaky as fuck with the horizontal tango, which people mistake for platonic because humans are stupid as bricks.
im takin notes so furiosly u wld think i have finals tmrw THANK U DIRKY U NEVER LET ME DOWN!!!!
If you got questions I love popping off about this shit. The only thing I haven't...really experienced is ashen feelings. Nor am I sure I want that kinda drama in my life. I got enough drama.
ngl beatin someones ass affectionately sounds sorta great!! but i think i need some lovin in my life before that could b a thing that wouldnt destroy me emotionally
Hey, no shame in knowing that. Besides, the intent is to fill multiple quads. Kinda the whole point of having them. Helps make sure you get all your needs met, in my opinion.
Am I watching pitchflirting. #dashwatching #vaguepost
Time to start melting dicks into the walls?
YOUR #DASHWATCHING TAG BETTER NOT BE IN REFERENCE TO THE LAST POST I TAGGED #DASHWATCHING.
reaching that point yeah might crawl along the ceiling and skitter around the room pay homage to kayako from ju-on #horror #movie
The opportunity for a joke was right there and you think I didn’t take it? I’m a shitposter, c’mon. Gimme some credit.
Just a few shits and giggles.
Now you’re getting it. Well make a jokester out of you yet.
IF YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF HUMOR IS ANYTHING LIKE YOUR PISS POOR UNDERSTANDING OF PITCHFLIRTING, I THINK I'D PREFER TO STAY A JOYLESS CURMUDGEON.
Have fun with that!
Oh my *god*, Dave.
My fucking shades. Notification flashbang.
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look at this abomination i just know when they release this plushie to the masses its going to fly off the shelves cant wait to see ten billion little mes in several landfills all across the world falling apart with stuffing pouring out the busted seams like guts and viscera pecked apart by birds who will absolutely be using plushie guts to build their nests such is the circle of life still better than the funko pop line i can tell you that much #gore #iguess #butnotreally #plushies https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/334a3c50d225.png
Hey, at least this set is better than the last company that tried this kinda merch. Plus, the looks that one did were outdated. … Not that I don’t have too many looks.
felt cute might delete later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c2901a08797.png
Who the fuck is this loser? Damn.
..."imnotgay" were you not telling me to bite you recently....
Kinda gay…
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Well that depends on who you ask.
♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< VOTE NOW FUR THE NEXT EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE <3 - DIRK STRIDER <3< - KARKAT VANTAS
Am I allowed to ask what this is before I vote?
Ahhhhhh.
I think the solution to my problems is a massive pot of pasta that I promptly only sauce with butter.
Has anyone ever told you you have autism?