Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask. Radioactive cat screaming at 3 am for food.
I've been informed my previous threat is being taken in jest. So I'm upping the stakes: I *will* shove a gun down your throat. #THREAT NOT #SUGGESTIVE NOT #NSFW
When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences?
They’re trying to what now.
I wouldn’t say “trying.”
Mister President. Do you need help.
STAY AWAY FROM THE GRAY HOUSE MEENAH IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
TROLLBAMA, *I* AM HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
I AM AWARE.
WE NOW APPEAR TO BE AT A STALEMATE. We can probably drop the caps.
Likely. Still, do not approach the Gray House.
Ugh. I guess I have to go do my actual job instead, then. They’re sending me to the bombs, Trollbama… I can’t eat bombs.
this is ranked in my top 50 worst days
We’re really in it now, Troll Leon.
how many presidents am i gonna see have bad things happen to them and how many times will i not be able to do anything
Clearly, at least twice more than you ever planned for.
Oh fuck is that Troll Leon Kennedy.
It is!
TROLLBAMA. I’M A WALKING BIOWEAPON.
I KNOW!
HE SAW MY CHITT TROLLBAMA. I GOTTA RUN.
Fear not. You may seek shelter in the Gray House. Myself and Troll Leon go way back.
Oh phew. Thank you, Trollbama.
Happy #FirearmFriday, I need a weapon.
What kind.
okay! i finished the final touches on the teleporter. @megaloMemes you said you had a tavern, right? mind if you give me coordinates? (( or the parp chat room if there is one ))
Hey, Timi. Haven’t been around lately but good to see you made it out.
Hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I need three boxes of mac n cheese and two cakes in my mouth.
Are you lacking?
Lacking in food in my mouth? Yes.
Would you like a care package? I'll even cook them for you.
Pretty sure I can get my brother to do it...
I appreciate the offer, though.
@turnedtechGod Feed me. Feed me now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
man what the fuck okay like a fucked up radioactive cat at three am screaming for food and hovering ominously
I like this description.
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Welcome back, Junior.
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Aw shit, not Junior.
Is It Bad I Assume He Is Talking About Me.
I mean. It’s not like he was very specific, so it could be you.