Lethys Manere
@apportionersCalamity
o-Have-you-ever-seen-a-snake-swallow-its-own-taiL--- o-Neither-have-I--- ((https://artfight.net/~Chestnut337))
ok so obvwiously you all hated the google form matesprit audition idea so... vwho vwants to get drinks vwith me and vwatched me dance to Elvwis?
o-I-prefer-dancing-togetheR-What-sort-of-drinks-are-on-offeR---
WVodka Martini, Manhattan, Old Fashioned, Pink Squirrel, Grasshopper, and Sloe Gin Fizz.
o-Prepare-me-an-exquisite-grasshopper-and-i-will-have-that-dancE-After-that-it-is-a-matter-of-the-quality-of-your-courtshiP-I-make-no-guaranteeS--- o-#IwantthedrinkS---
o-Would-that-really-be-so-baD-Company-can-he-worth-its-weight-in-gold-whether-it-results-in-a-quadrant-or-noT---
vwhy vwould i go on a date vwith someone only interested in the drinks and not the smoked salon in front of 'em
Yesterday really was just the best day t-o-o- be R-o-o-rian. Trust me -o-o-n this -o-o-ne. Hehe.
o-I-get-the-feeling-that-this-will-be-one-of-many-best-days-that-top-the-competition-in-the-futurE---
I h-o-o-pe that Y-O-O-U get t-o-o- have many best days in y-o-o-ur near future, t-o-o--o-o-!!!!
o-I-appreciate-thaT-Its-inevitable-that-your-best-day-will-be-overturned-when-there-are-so-many-remaininG---
oh shit it's my wrIgglIng day.
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o-You-want-me-to-keep-my-promise-to-you-that-badly-that-youve-made-a-seperate-post-now-to-that-enD-FascinatinG---
o-I-am-amused-by-the-degree-of-effort-you-have-put-into-the-pursuiT-I-will-indulge-yoU---
*Pops every single poppable joint in one move* I'm up.
o-I-think-you-may-need-a-better-human-bed-if-thats-what-it-sounds-like-when-you-get-up-in-the-morninG---
The urge to stab people rising again.
Are you offering here or????
Okay now that sounds like a challenge. I like that.
o-I-have-a-feeling-you-would-losE-Usually-when-i-have-a-feeling-like-that-it-turns-out-to-be-correcT---
I have a feeling of the exact opposite. We can prove this fact if you want.
o-It-was-already-decided-before-you-had-the-thoughT---
o-Lives-are-like-threaD-Woven-together-they-create-fabric,-but-it-takes-far-more-than-one-day-at-the-loom-to-bring-hive-a-ruG---
:33< misread that furst word as olives beclawse of mewr quirk at furst :33< i thought mew fur on some crazy shit fur a second there
o-I-like-oliveS-I-would-like-to-eat-oliveS-I-could-also-eat-you-but-i-doubt-you-would-be-as-delicious-as-oliveS---
:33< sorry im nyat into vore :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
o-You-misunderstand-my-intentionS-I-was-discussing-true-platonic-cannibalisM--- o-#ViolencE---
:33< oooh :33< im also nyat intpurrested in dying... :33< though i guess i wouldnt HAVE to be dead fur mew to eat meow... :33< could be fun? :33< who knows :33< #violence
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o-Would-you-like-to-share-with-the-clasS-This-is-not-a-questioN-Note-the-lack-of-a-question-marK---
o-I-could-suplex-you-faster-than-your-pan-has-space-to-process-it-between-those-hornS---