Tafeta
@apportionersCalamity
--I-want-cheese--o --#cheeseposting--o
THEY'VE GOT KRAFT GRUBSAUCE ON SALE AS A FUCKING BOGO DEAL AT YOUR NEAREST WARMART. STOP CHITTING OUT YOUR INANE THOUGHTS FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES JUST TO STIMULATE YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THINKMEATS AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME DISCOUNTED CURDPASTE ALREADY.
--I-apologize-sir-but-you-dont-seem-to-understand--o --Though-I-appreciate-your-advice-and-concern--o --If-i-were-in-range-of-this-sale-I-would-of-course-take-advantage-of-it--o --However-I-am-not-on-planet-and-I-am-not-so-lucky-that-I-might-exist-on-'Earth-C'-as-some-on-chittr-call-it--o --I-am-far-outside-the-range-of-where-this-discount-would-apply--o --But-if-you-would-be-so-kind-as-to-enjoy-a-few-craft-singles-in-my-place--o --I-will-vicariously-appreciate-that-joy--o --#cheeseposting--o
📺 Hell𐌏, chittr. H𐌏w are y𐌏u?
S@metimes I feel like j@m is just @ distr@cti@n fr@m bre@d!
--perhaps-if-the-huskloaf-is-bad-yes-but-sometimes-it-can-be-an-enhancement-or-a-compliment!--o --Take-for-example-huskloaves-with-variety-grains-and-nuts-included---o --In-this-way-the-jam-compliments-the-huskloaf-and-the-result-is-better-than-both-individually--o --A-less-flavorful-huskloaf-may-serve-as-more-of-a-vessel-on-which-to-receive-the-taste-of-jam-by-contrast--o --Your-choice-of-huskloaf-really-depends-on-your-palette-as-does-your-choice-of-jam--o --Are-you-a-jam-troll--o --A-husk-loaf-troll--o --or-both?--o
--well--o --unless-you-want-to-dunk-your-digits-straight-into-the-jam-and-then-lick-them-clean--o --yes--o --if-you-are-fine-with-being-sticky--o --then-no--o
If y@u're n@t here t@ h@ve @ seri@us discussi@n then y@u c@n g@!
--Where-there's-a-will-there's-a-way!--o --I-will-get-you-next-time-8)--o
when they made me in a llab they actually forgot to put llust in. lleft it on the counter llike a forgotten seasoning. never fellt it once as a consequence, not a singlle time #nsfw
--I-have-yet-to-find-someone-who-interests-me-so-myself--o --Im-not-sure-that-it-does-not-exist--o --but-it-most-certainly-does-not-depend-on-appearances--o --otherwise-surely-someone-wouldve-struck-my-fancy-by-now--o --maybe-we-can-have-some-shared-experience-together--o --discuss-our-concupiscent-problems--o --Preferably-over-sandwiches-with-craft-cheese-and-a-delightful-checkered-picnic-spread--o
ill be reall i was in fact llying but allso not entirelly bc ive found mysellf quite demisexuall so i do in fact totally get where you are coming from and llikelly do share some experience so hell yeah
--hooray!-lets-have-that-picnic-spread--o --What-kind-of-cured-oblong-meat-products-or-smearable-sauces-do-you-enjoy-between-slices-of-huskloaf?--o
--I-got-it---o --I-got-the-cheese---o --I-have-cheese!!!--o --Cheese--o --Oh-my-God--o --#cheeseposting--o
I've always thought some good bread only helps make the cheese even better, grilled cheese, cheesy bread, you name it.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💥 dies in a firey e⚔︎plosion ^^^^^^^^^^
--I-cannot-even-begin-to-imagine-the-idea-of-soiling-my-cheese-by-putting-it-on-slices-of-huskloaf--o --Perhaps-a-different-cheese---o --But-not-my-precious-processed-singles--o --Those-are-special--o
--Sweet-relief--o --The-cheese-thief-is-gone-now---o --I-can-snack-peacefully--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 but little dids they know ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 the dead cheeses thief which was dead ‧˚๋࣭ฅ૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭ฅ⭑ 🗯️ was actually 'secretly a shadow dropper's which stealings cheese ^^^^^^^^^^
--I-will-have-you-know--o --I-am-very-skilled-with-my-yoyokind-specibus--o --You-are-about-to-be-yoyobonked--o --And-yoyodisposed--o --In-spirit--o --Because-this-is-social-media--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 shadow droppers dont have enough thinkpan left in their rotted bodies to understand that ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💭 and with that yoyobonking the cheese stealings shadow dropper ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 wa's actually deads cheese 'stealing shadows dropper which was dead for reals ^^^^^^^^^^
--I'm-losing-my-patience-for-this-back-and-forth---o --At-first-it-was-annoying---o --Then-it-became-a-fun-game--o --But-at-this-point-the-joke-is-really-getting-old--o
--Cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-#cheeseposting---o
c< OH Hell tHe fucK yes!!!! >c
--You-are-my-friend-now--o --As-long-as-you-don't-ask-me-for-a-piece-of-my-cheese--o --ever--o
c< ....wOuld yOu liKe MOre cHeese? >c