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maybe hic was right maybe not all of you guys need to be alive
FINALLY
it sounds like it's buried somewhere else
:33< okay here --SENT anyatomeowtextbook.obj--
Oh, ssorry rat... I like u anyway, ttho, if tthat'ss ok =]
Step one: Acquire two pet rats Step two: Name them "The Comrats" Step three: ????? Step four: Союз нерушимый республик свободных
The cool thing about waking up in a bathtub with a kidney missing is that your nipples are pierced now! #nsfw #gore
Deal! Who needs two kidneys anyway!?
Your name is GORGOA GOGANI, and you are the greatest living astrophysicist of your time. This is a very easy accomplishment however, as you are the ONLY REMAINING astrophysicist of your time, having been recently BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD. Technically, you never really died— within the MAD SCIENCE COLLECTIVE of the PALANQUIN PROJECT, you preserved your awe-inspiring grey matter for future generations to marvel at, maybe gawk a few times in wonder of how truly sublime each fold and wrinkle truly was. Now, many thousands of years hence, you've been placed within an advanced pentapodal shell and can get back to your very important scientific discoveries. You are a master of ASTROPHYSICS and MATHEMATICS, a witness to the grand cosmological beauty which comprises our universe. Science is your god, the art of LOGIC AND EXPERIMENTATION your prayer. You reside in the soon-to-be ruins of THE PALANQUIN-1836.15b, functionally a DEATH-TRAP WITH ENGINES, though some would refer to it as an ORBITAL SPACE STATION, dangerous close to the system's nearby black hole. All you wish is to continue your work and discoveries in peace. Unfortunately, the civil servants who revived you keep requesting 'administrative aid' and 'COMPUTATIONAL ASSISTANCE TO MITIGATE A LOCAL DISASTER, OR ELSE THOUSANDS WILL DIE BY NO FAULT BUT YOURS'. Ugh. PATHETIC. Can't they see you're busy? You've just dissected another chimera from Qhoral's wing of the Palanquin, and looksie: it has 4.3 hearts that beat together in the pattern of John Coltrane's 'My Favorite Things'! HOW FASCINATING? They're lucky you don't shoot them with your state of the art SUBHIEMAL EXPULSION CANNON, a new project you've been working on. It's a work in progress, but you've always wanted a freeze-ray...
#evilgang https://64.media.tumblr.com/163e24f0388251413d5a7e7d4c600c70/tumblr_ogfu4jwFtv1tpri36o1_540.jpg
that's just sad to hear that you prefer oppressors' well-being over sympathizing with your own kind, i am sorry for the devastation you're about to experienCe. amaryl out, see you later, dolls ~
i know, right? bulgeriding some idiot fishie is far more important to them than the problem of systematiC and endless Culling of lower Castes ~
it’s always a coldshit who wants to cry casteism all the way hive i wouldn’t even care if these normies would just get new material for once
>bootlickers >opportunity arises to lick boot >start lickin’ >mfw no one is surprised lolololololol
((Hellooooooooo, nurse!
:o) Cheek pressed to cheek :o) We dance under the glow of the moon :o) My skin is cold as touch of death :o) Yours, warm and tender :o) Rust drips down your neck as fangs pierce the vein :o) You gladly give in for your rainbow drinker. #nsfw