Iodine Strous
@anatomicallyCheated
[ She/her - It/it's, 4'11, Beforan, Dersite, Thief of Blood ] Body mod, tattoo and piercing inquiries in my DMs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?
Bunny girls are sinful squeaks who will not see any light at the end of the tunnel...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
There are an awful lot of meowbeasts on this site...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything to say fur yourselves?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Greetings warmblood chasers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am offering to say hello to you and many othfur such basic pawrases fur $50 per message...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is a steal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do contact me fur my parment pawcessing details...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S IT? JUST FOR BASIC ASS MESSAGES? BOOORRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
No one ever taught you about tiered subscriptions?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You have to get through the basics furst, boy...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Hello human pawpulations...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As to understand human attractiveness metrics I would like you to rat @/turntechgodhead on a scale of 1-10...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Thank you fur this exploration of social sciences...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are awe inspawringly bad at math and I find your clawnfidence charming...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
What are humans?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Expawnations grant rewards...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
wait wait everyone else step aside ive got this one i call dibs im a human bam case presented and closed youre pretty impressed ill bet its ok you can hold your applause
Mammals. Primates given the curse of knowledge. Stubborn and uncomfortable creatures who 'other' even their own kin. In a way. Humans and Trolls are just the same story told from a different lens. There is so much overlap that it makes it hard to believe our existences aren't intrinsically tied to one another in some "grand scheme". Not to say I am a.. Particularly superstitious in my inclinations. ...I am rambling. Sorry.
believe it or not yes i know my photography skills are something to behold so its alright if you need to take a second to recover
Oh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You certainly are some creature...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ On a scale furom 1-10 where do you rank on your species attractiveness calculations?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
yeah ill agree with you on that one i really dont know what evolution was thinking when it spat our species out like a used wad of gum but somehow we managed to dominate the planet anyway probably our propensity for pointy sticks and working together to build really big things like a bunch of ants that just wont quit even when everything else in the universe is much bigger and much scarier uhh i mean shit man i personally think im a solid 8/10 but youre asking me to rank myself against my own opinion so i cant guarantee thats a solid number
Do seadwellers deserve basic rights?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Discuss...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
↗️THEY PROBABLY DESERVE ELEVATED RIGHTS.↗️ ↘️above average rights.↘️ ↗️BUT THEY ARE LITERALLY ALREADY GIVEN THIS.↗️ ↘️not totally sure what you mean to imply.↘️
They're fucking warmblood chasing on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME. LITERALLY ME. THIS IS LITERALLY ME.
What are you bringing to the hypothetical table fur a warmblood have you considfured...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIFTEEN INCHES AND MY STROKE GAME SO UNBRIDLED THEY WANT ME ON THE OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM. ALSO I GOT HOMEMADE ECSTASY. LOTS AND LOTS OF ECSTASY. #nsfw #substance
No one below cerulean is getting 15in that's crazy you gotta get stroking in larger body of water...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #nsfw
you can tell booktok girliesss think they dessserve to live #booktok
Is there a way to check fur stalkers on here pawhaps?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
H.o°w are y.o°u meaning?
I can't believe there are fuchsias just here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We should hang you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #WeShouldHangYou
thats what ive been sayin! cllowns too! fuck em all!
No, no, I like the clowns...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not misunderstand...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
to evoke a man i often agree with, @arrogantguerilla, you cant reject the boot of the pig whille pllaying fetch with his dog
