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← @technocratAberrant

(( #ooc #pinned Your name is ERISOLSPRITE-- TRY AGAIN, SHITHEAD. Your name is PROTON. Just Proton. No need for any FANCY CASTENAMES around here, but if you HAD to give one, you would likely choose CAPTOR. That is the component of yourself you RESONATE MOST WITH, and, somehow, HATE THE LEAST. Which is a PRETTY LOW BAR. You are a revived SPRITE living on some version of EARTH C floating out in the vast reaches of PARADOX SPACE'S MANY REALITIES, having been spat out and, as was stated before, REVIVED after a METRIC SHIT TON OF SHENANIGANS. As far as you're aware, none of the PLAYERS from EITHER of your SESSIONS know WHERE YOU ARE or WHO YOU ARE NOW, and at this point? You'd prefer to KEEP IT THAT WAY. Despite the ACCOLADES one may THINK would come from BEING A GUIDE OF THE GAME, you were thrown onto your EARTH C with VERY LITTLE to your NAME. You had to start fresh, completely over, from who you once were in BOTH LIVES. All you had were the CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK, an unholy amalgamation of what your two components wore in life. At least your body is MUCH MORE SYMMETRICAL NOW. Your OLD horn situation and having only ONE fin REALLY PISSED YOU OFF. You also MISSED having LEGS. Naturally, you DITCHED the STUPID DOUCHEBAG CAPE of your stuffy, highstrung component of Eridan Ampora and turned to embracing a more grunge-like aesthetic, borrowing from your QUOTE UNQUOTE "MORE UNCOUTH" component of Sollux Captor. But who are you, really? You are still FIGURING THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF, learning what it means to be a SINGLE, COHESIVE BEING after being TWO SEPARATE MINDS forced into ONE BODY. While the TWO HALVES of you are now MERGED into ONE, you still STRUGGLE with all the bells and whistles that came from BEING TWO. So, what better way than to mix up your whole situation? To adopt a new name, and to try and take your identity into your own prongs rather than remaining a SELF-LOATHING APATHETIC SHITLORD. Thus, you named yourself PROTON, changing your quirk to be a little more UNIQUE than it was before as well as your TROLLTAG. "twinAquarium" and "caligulasArmageddons" don't exactly ROLL OFF THE TONGUE, and neither you could truly call YOUR OWN. You still maintain a number of INTERESTS your former parts once held, including but not limiting to COMPUTER SCIENCE AND CODING, MILITARY STRATEGY AND PLANNING, and FUCKING WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. You also have an interest in GOING TO THE LAKE, taking LONG WALKS in the EMPTY WOODS, and CASTING LINES. You are also MAN ENOUGH to admit that MAGIC IS REAL and WIZARDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME. Your trolltag is technocratAberrant and you 2tIIll feel lIIke youre talkIIn lIIke 2ome sorta tVVo-bIIt douchebag, but at lea2t IIt2 your oVVn flavor a tVVo-bIIt douchebag. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/13/proton-babeyyy2.png