proton.
@technocratAberrant
name2 proton. he/it/they "2grub vIIctIIm 2la2h 2burb 2urvIIvor" figurIIn my shit out, aIIn't much el2e to IIt
"2o proton VVhat do you do for fun" II lIIve IIn fuckIIn earth c mIInne2ota there2 fuck all to do except go to the lake http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/05/13/YOURE-GOING-TO-THE-LAKE.png
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is ERISOLSPRITE-- TRY AGAIN, SHITHEAD. Your name is PROTON. Just Proton. No need for any FANCY CASTENAMES around here, but if you HAD to give one, you would likely choose CAPTOR. That is the component of yourself you RESONATE MOST WITH, and, somehow, HATE THE LEAST. Which is a PRETTY LOW BAR. You are a revived SPRITE living on some version of EARTH C floating out in the vast reaches of PARADOX SPACE'S MANY REALITIES, having been spat out and, as was stated before, REVIVED after a METRIC SHIT TON OF SHENANIGANS. As far as you're aware, none of the PLAYERS from EITHER of your SESSIONS know WHERE YOU ARE or WHO YOU ARE NOW, and at this point? You'd prefer to KEEP IT THAT WAY. Despite the ACCOLADES one may THINK would come from BEING A GUIDE OF THE GAME, you were thrown onto your EARTH C with VERY LITTLE to your NAME. You had to start fresh, completely over, from who you once were in BOTH LIVES. All you had were the CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK, an unholy amalgamation of what your two components wore in life. At least your body is MUCH MORE SYMMETRICAL NOW. Your OLD horn situation and having only ONE fin REALLY PISSED YOU OFF. You also MISSED having LEGS. Naturally, you DITCHED the STUPID DOUCHEBAG CAPE of your stuffy, highstrung component of Eridan Ampora and turned to embracing a more grunge-like aesthetic, borrowing from your QUOTE UNQUOTE "MORE UNCOUTH" component of Sollux Captor. But who are you, really? You are still FIGURING THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF, learning what it means to be a SINGLE, COHESIVE BEING after being TWO SEPARATE MINDS forced into ONE BODY. While the TWO HALVES of you are now MERGED into ONE, you still STRUGGLE with all the bells and whistles that came from BEING TWO. So, what better way than to mix up your whole situation? To adopt a new name, and to try and take your identity into your own prongs rather than remaining a SELF-LOATHING APATHETIC SHITLORD. Thus, you named yourself PROTON, changing your quirk to be a little more UNIQUE than it was before as well as your TROLLTAG. "twinAquarium" and "caligulasArmageddons" don't exactly ROLL OFF THE TONGUE, and neither you could truly call YOUR OWN. You still maintain a number of INTERESTS your former parts once held, including but not limiting to COMPUTER SCIENCE AND CODING, MILITARY STRATEGY AND PLANNING, and FUCKING WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. You also have an interest in GOING TO THE LAKE, taking LONG WALKS in the EMPTY WOODS, and CASTING LINES. You are also MAN ENOUGH to admit that MAGIC IS REAL and WIZARDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME. Your trolltag is technocratAberrant and you 2tIIll feel lIIke youre talkIIn lIIke 2ome sorta tVVo-bIIt douchebag, but at lea2t IIt2 your oVVn flavor a tVVo-bIIt douchebag. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/13/proton-babeyyy2.png
fIInally fuckIIn back IIn commII22IIon after dealIIn VVIIth the hell on earth c that VVa2 my pIIece a 2hIIt hu2ktoVVer decIIdIIn to take IIt2elf out back old yeller 2tyle. y'thIInk II VVoulda gotten IIt 2olved rIIght quIIck VVhat VVIIth the VVhole "50% computer genIIu2 component" but nope y'2ee the lovely thIIn VVIIth prototypIIn II2 2ometIIme2 VVIIre2 get cro22ed IIn all the VVrong place2 an IIm out here 2earchIIn hay2tack after hay2tack only to fIInd out none a the fucker2 got any needle2 IIn em. yadda yadda fuck my 2tupIId chud lIIfe
fuck knoVVledge an IIdea2 http2://64.medIIa.tumblr.com/a6bbeee3be5ffaf1bf46991302adfb06/0fec8ff3e0e399d0-da/2250x400/b7b7cdc5638241c6b41a4525cd4566e7fd9af2ff.gIIf
computer2 are 2uch fuckIIn bull2hIIt here II am goIIn out of my VVay to get thII2 pIIece a junk a neVV proce22or ju2t to fIInd "oh yeah your motherboard cant even 2upport IIt phy2IIcally fuck you an everythIIn you ever 2tood for" lIIke alrIIght II ju2t VVent to the god for2aken VValmart for nothIIn but IIdle chIIthcat VVIIth the ca2hIIer rIIngIIn my 2orry a22 up then you thIInk IId knoVV better VVhat IIm doIIn all thIIng2 con2IIdered but youd be 2urprII2ed VVhat can fall outta your 2ponge a2 the VVIIre2 a tVVo dIIfferent bloke2 get cro22ed lIIke je2u2 chrII2t hIIm2elf makIIn me VVII2h II VVa2 gettIIn naIIled to a po2t
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yeah yeah, 2ure, go ahead an hate all a my chIItt2 an everyone el2e'2 becau2e you don't have any lIIck a per2onalIIty out2IIde a makIIn your mII2ery everyone el2e'2. II've played the2e game2 before an you're nothIIn but a tVVo-bIIt bloke. maybe try u2IIn your VVord2 IIf you VVanna be a petulant lIIttle hater an entertaIIn me, or even all a u2 a lIIl, IIt'2 the lea2t you could do for makIIn me 2ee you IIn my notIIf2 lIIke 2teppIIn on a 2teamIIn pIIle a fre2h barkfIIend droppIIn2. #vaguepo2tIIng #orII2IIt.
loggIIn onto thII2 VVeb2IIte II2 lIIke lookIIn IIn a bag labelled "dead 2IIngIIng mournfoVVl." II don't knoVV VVhat II expected. maybe II had ju2t a lIIl 2lIIver a hope VVe could have a nIIce normal VVell adju2ted nIIght an then II remembered hoVV the dullard2 that IInhabIIt thII2 ce22pIIt are. but here VVe are. back IIn the trenche2 a depravIIty 2ame a2 IIt ever fuckIIn VVa2.
#cabbagea2aconcept #IIt2cabbagetIIme #cabbagIIng http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/24/protoncabbage.png
IIt don't get any better than thII2. http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/24/IImage0c3e0c7e0d922477.png
troll andreVV goVVer VVa2 onto 2omethIIn VVhen he 2aIId he "enjoy2 cabbage a2 a concept." fuck de2pII2e that 2hIIt a2 a food but damn IIf II don't love me a nIIce lookIIn cabbage ju2t to ponder an 2troke my beard at all contemplatIIn lIIke.
you only come out to 2upport fII2hIIn on a trend day VVhen II've been on that 2hIIt all VVeek AND all month even. II'm dedIIcated to the craft. the VVatercraft. my dIInky lIIl boat VVIIth a remnant of a name faded IInto near oblIIvIIon readIIn "boat2y" you fuckIIn VVII2h you VVere on the 2ame level a2 me.
oh boy, 5 am. you knoVV VVhat that mean2.
VVho 2ay2 both can't happen at once. II'm a bloke a multIItude2.
"VVho VVant me" nothIIn an no one noVV 2hut up an 2top lookIIn crazy an eat your damn nutrIIent loaf.
yeah? tell me 2omethIIn II don't knoVV, eIIn2teIIn. II'm VVaIItIIn II got all nIIght for you to drop another fun fact on me.
okay. II'm fIIne noVV. chIIllIIng even. lIIterally not even bothered by a damn thIIng. II am become the zen ma2ter.
oh my god II am not IIn the FUCKING MOOD for your 2hIIt hatebot fuck you fuck everythIIng you've ever 2tood for fuck me an fuck the re2t a you too.
>2tupIId fuckIIng hu2ktoVVer re2tart2 not even fIIve mIInute2 after 2tartIIng my game at thII2 poIInt IIt VVould be le22 paIInful IIf 2omeone took me out back a la old yeller
can II ju2t play my 2tupIId fuckIIn kIId2 game IIn PEACE VVIIthout havIIn to update a mIIllIIon an one fuckIIn unnece22ary fuckIIn dependencIIe2 ohhhh my GOD IIt II2 my one god damn "good vIIce" IIn thII2 fetIId god for2aken exII2tence VVhatever II prolly don't even ~de2erve~ the luxury a that anyVVay.