proton.
@technocratAberrant
name2 proton. he/it/they "2grub vIIctIIm 2la2h 2burb 2urvIIvor" figurIIn my shit out, aIIn't much el2e to IIt
>Once ✦g✦in I find myself requesting the counsel of ✦ny other sprites on here.
Hiii~!! Hi hello~!! You lovely trolls should tell me about yourselves~! Something exciting~! Like maybe interests you've fallen into~! Or hobbies you'd like to try~!!
here2 all you need to knoVV http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/05/13/YOURE-GOING-TO-THE-LAKE.png
Thank you for the lovely visual~!! Let me guess hmmmmm~! You like fishing~! Very fun~! Do you find it calming~? You don't seem like a douche~?
charmed, but dont be 2o quIIck to judge a book by IIt2 cover. but yeah. there aIInt much to do out here except for embracIIn the great outdoor2 or VVhatever the hell, 2o II fIIgure hell VVhy not get my2elf a dIInky a22 lIIl dIInghy and get my2elf 2ome pocket change from 2ellIIn off the catche2. IIt2 pretty relaxIIn II cant lIIe, yeah. better off doIIn thII2 than rottIIn back IIn my hIIve cryIIn VVoe II2 me on the IInternet lmao.
Do you usually cook the fish you catch~? Or are you more of a catch-n-release type~? Also hmmmmmm~ you sound like maybe you're stuck? Can you not leave where you are~?
movIIn 2hIIt co2t2 money II dont got anymore, flIIppIIn 2hame at that. II catch em, gut em, and 2ell em to the folk2 around here. dIIrty fuckIIn VVork but 2omeone2 gotta do IIt, rIIght? II aIIn't got much of a ta2te for 2eafood anymore. and before you a2k, II got my lIIcen2e to fII2h, II aIIn't 2kIIrtIIn around any laVV2 an regulatIIon2 lIIke a half-baked ne'er-do-VVell. II may be a douche but II 2ure a2 2hIIt dont VVant a flIIppIIn ecologIIcal collap2e VVIIth my name pla2tered all over IIt. could you IImagIIne hoVV embarra22IIng that'd be
"2o proton VVhat do you do for fun" II lIIve IIn fuckIIn earth c mIInne2ota there2 fuck all to do except go to the lake http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/05/13/YOURE-GOING-TO-THE-LAKE.png
#yourrod
what are YOU up to tonight?
you'll never gue22 VVhere my 2orry a22 II2 floatIIn agaIIn (IIt2 the lake. IIt2 alVVay2 the lake. on a boat to boot)
Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 13th, or, as me and the flying antler beasts like to call it: Merry help fold your hivemate in half so they can suck their own bulge day! #nsfw
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B33 < look at my masterpiece https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/dokidokispriteclub.png
[ welcome to abyss' ooc account ] this account mainly exists for easy muse tracking. and i guess for my ""dni"" of sorts. full disclosure i am likely to ooc-block you if your profile is non-homestuck/hiveswap/mspa. nothing personal, but i'm here for homestuck rp. i may make exceptions if it's funny enough i dont fuck with incest shippers or anyone pro incest. i will block you OOC. this is entirely for my comfort and if you don't like it, feel free to block me as well. if you want to see all who i play, then kindly check the comments below as i proceed to comment with each and every one of my muses. because i'm so original.
3833 < WHY ARE YOU HERE > [ID: It is a photo of a python lusus, pressing its snout against the kitchen window. It is slightly blurry from the distress of the camerawoman.]
0ne day y0u’ll have a duel wiith a fii2h that wiill re2ult iin b0th 0f y0u dyiing. 0bvii0u2ly the death d0e2n’t 2tiick l0l.
yeah yeah, 2ure, go ahead an hate all a my chIItt2 an everyone el2e'2 becau2e you don't have any lIIck a per2onalIIty out2IIde a makIIn your mII2ery everyone el2e'2. II've played the2e game2 before an you're nothIIn but a tVVo-bIIt bloke. maybe try u2IIn your VVord2 IIf you VVanna be a petulant lIIttle hater an entertaIIn me, or even all a u2 a lIIl, IIt'2 the lea2t you could do for makIIn me 2ee you IIn my notIIf2 lIIke 2teppIIn on a 2teamIIn pIIle a fre2h barkfIIend droppIIn2. #vaguepo2tIIng #orII2IIt.
nah..
its find my pages friday
...anyone else notiCed the uptiCk in nuns lately by the by? speCifiCally real murderous ones? mi6ht just be ima6inin' thin's but i swear there weren't none 'til reCent...
VVe gotta add 2ome antII-murder prIIe2t2 to balance IIt out. make IIt perfectly even lIIke that 2hIIt troll thano2 talked about.
need a bf so i can leave him in a car in 90 degree wetahr with no ac or windows down
II aIIn't offerIIn to be a bf but II am offerIIn to fIIll the 2pot a barkfIIend locked IIn a hot 2cuttlebuggy lII2tenIIn to my lea2t favorIIte mu2IIc.
Maybe I SHOULD listen t' tha' guy 'n get a vibrator... I cannae keep postin' like this ev'ry time I get a lewd thought @///@ #nsfw
II'm tellIIn you all thII2 II2 the VVay to go. got a horny thought runnIIn lap2 IIn your 2ponge? eIIther rub one out or lIIterally fuck your2elf tIIll IIt goe2 aVVay to 2ave you from the 2hame a puttIIn your de2perate thought2 on bla2t for all to 2ee. you. you are VVII2er than 95% of the brIIcked up lunatIIc2 on thII2 2IIte. the bar II2 IIn hell but take the VV. #n2fVV
I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING JOY OR SATISFACTION MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS SERIES OF CRACK SHACK CORRIDORS TRYING TO CATCH THAT PUSSY THAT GOT AWAY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES