Assistant Decorator
@assistantDecorator
Assistant Decorator for the Mystic Mansion. Mostly here to vent frustrations against my boss. (( Mystic Mansion is a spinoff of the Just Kill Me series of mobile games. ))
Thinking about two things... Hating my Job.. and Something else. I shan't say what. I will get made fun of. But! Both things make me happy. :)
At least One godlike entity likes me. *poses cutely*
Classic Moloch! You're always welcome at the Mystic Mansion, Buddy.
🥴 #vagueposting #nsfw
They hate me for both my adorable and deplorable qualities. They being my boss and the clients.
He is kinda hot, I won't lie. #vagueposting
thanks dude
yeah
Original chitt wasn't about you, but you can still get it. Your horns are aesthetically pleasing. Take the compliment for what you will.
was expecting the opposite response from this but sweet. thanks.
Something about seeing technicolor ponies makes me less shy. Anyone else feel that way, or am I a certifiable social outcast?
as a wise song writer once said, I earn my life. ..Doesn't make it less confusing.
#lyricposting this is my office. AND MY LABORATORY that isnt true. ITS MORE OF AN ALLEGORY. at two pm. IM ALWAYS WATCHING MAURY. this is my office. AND THE BEATS ARE PREDATORY!
o7 Client's Orders. I guess I gotta post something. (Hi, Kris.)
gog if i ever get out of this fucking contract i'm sucking someone off. #nsfw ♪
hey.
if y0u ever get 0ut 0f that c0ntract hit me up.
...no promises. aren't you going to have your account gone anyways? judging from the display name. ♪
my f0ll0wer c0unt has stagnated f0r a bit s0 i d0ubt it. i'm stuck here.
stop tweeting with the fleeting and start chitting with the quitting #nonsense ?
Whatever That Means. #positive
not my boss telling the client that we aren't friends in front of me. he called me a minion 😭
HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK FULLY! HE ONLY CORRECTED HIMSELF IN SAYING THAT I'M AN ASSISTANT, NOT A MINION.
Did the ballzinium piss him off maybe
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against your boss who isn't (?) your friend, i'm sure there's... something we can file it under. it's probably workplace discrimination. anyway i know a guy who can make it happen
Yes (He smacked me for it) but he shouldn't be bringing it up in front of the client.
still grounds to throttle him
I think my boss hates me. If I thought it was possible to hold him legally accountable, I'd have more than just workplace discrimination to go with. ..Unfortunately he's also one of the most powerful things that exists and he's got the best defense in history which is Lying Through His Teeth. Even if he agreed to play courtroom, he would just try to gaslight me into the ground and convince a jury that I'M the crazy one.
POINT OF ORDER! well that's why the legislacerators argue on your behalf
...I should also mention that my boss looks like what I believe you trolls would call a Meowbeastling. Not a full beast. A beastling. The legislacerators might look stupid taking a meowbeastling to court for abuse of power.
OBJECTION! last perigree i sued a grub and won
headphones are a godsend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiT8WI5Ws9s #nowplaying #nsfw #bad
actually to directpost about a man i find attractive since I know for a fact that motherfucker isn't ""real"" (he might be real in some universe but he ain't HERE), I wish Colonel Shikishima from akira would drop the military associations and get in a really, really messy relationship with me. 🙏
Hold on I have to look something up.
I can respect that.
i never played the game but I can oggle a man when I see them. Mrroaw. #vagueposting
I apparently made the mistake of being a little too content with the world! I was humming to myself while I was cleaning windows, And then got told to cut it out for being weird. Fucking fantastic. I really shouldn't use my voice ever again, huh? Can't even fucking hum.
GOD FORB1D W3 H4V3 4 L1TTL3 WH1MSY
my boss made me slide down a slide that was shorter than my legs. orz
#savebulgecurator #again
yes
>([my dick #as led me places i wouldnt go wit# a loaded gun #nsfw]
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That’s nice—