Assistant Decorator
@assistantDecorator
Assistant Decorator for the Mystic Mansion. Mostly here to vent frustrations against my boss.
if carebears were real they'd take one look at me and mark me as an unsolvable case
:33< they dont s33m to be against it in the mewvies where they blast the badguys apurrt with their belly beams... :33< meowby thats just the troll fursion nyow that i think about it
no i also remember them doing that. I might be misremembering but they certainly do make villains Go Away Forever if they have enough belly beams
exactly. Which is why you should be thankful they're not real. Or they would inevitably kill you and society would go "well the carebears deemed it so, so it cant have been wrong"
:33< yeah they really do just get away with it efurry time :33< theres no like lawheart bear in court like "no mew dont get it he didnt care so we killed him we are in the right here" :33< peopurr are just like well that magician was an asshole i think its good that he died!
You get it. They're flawed arbitrators of Good who in the eyes of the masses can do no wrong. They claim to stand for moral right but they don't wait for second opinions.
:33< mew know in fairness they are BEARS :33< like those things do kill peopurr on the regmewlar
i'll give you that much but still. if the Sharing and Kindess Crocodile made a name for herself by promoting general good vibes and happiness, but then she ate a dude for being mean, people would ask more questions. CareBears get away with melting wizards with zero pushback
We should make a 4 hour long video about the dark secrets of carebears the audience missed. With a Mattress VPN sponsor.
;; i-i need a cigarette §o bad... ;;
;; i-i dunno t-that kind of §eem§ like... like a l-loophole... and t-tho§e are only good in a courtroom... §-§o i gue§§ i-i'll ju§t have to §moke in the courtroom??? uwehhh?? doe§ that m-make §en§e?!!?? ;;
-=[ ohh i dont think youre allowed to smoke in legal buildstemsss :-( maybe outside is okay ???_☺]=-
can't sit for 5 goddamn minutes without him saying shit. I have a right to a snack break.
[ ⋅] Everyone deserves a snack break.
[ ⋅] I feel inclined to inform you, The Outglut Residential Suite has a vast and staggeringly large selection of snacks, confectionaries, and goodies of all kinds. Perhaps you should treat yourself to our hospitality. You deserve it.
[ ⋅] We accept a large selection of different payment methods, primarily Alternian Caegars. Conversion rates apply.
[ ⋅] We have a designated smoking balcony, as well as a designated smoking pier.
That does sound really tempting.. Maybe if I get my work done, I'll take my 2 hours off before bed at your establishment.
Call me a debbie fucking downer but I hate the God of Playing Toys. who the fuck even are you
break my fucking back carrying a couch up 6 floors of stairs and not even a thank you
I don't even like the color of the ceiling in my room.
I can't keep talking to 1 guy just because I like the color purple.
i'm gonna have to mow tomorrow. Ugh. On top of everything else, I have to deal with Grass Stains. That's awesome. perfect, even. It's not like I'm going to get smacked in the shin if I get Grass Stains on whatever the fuck.
I hate my job.
You're asking a mortal to go 1v1 with the son of the Destroyer God. That little freak is immortal. Thanks, I'll choose Wallowing. It's a lot better for my health.