Assistant Decorator
@assistantDecorator
Assistant Decorator for the Mystic Mansion. Mostly here to vent frustrations against my boss.
if carebears were real they'd take one look at me and mark me as an unsolvable case
:33< they dont s33m to be against it in the mewvies where they blast the badguys apurrt with their belly beams... :33< meowby thats just the troll fursion nyow that i think about it
no i also remember them doing that. I might be misremembering but they certainly do make villains Go Away Forever if they have enough belly beams
exactly. Which is why you should be thankful they're not real. Or they would inevitably kill you and society would go "well the carebears deemed it so, so it cant have been wrong"
:33< yeah they really do just get away with it efurry time :33< theres no like lawheart bear in court like "no mew dont get it he didnt care so we killed him we are in the right here" :33< peopurr are just like well that magician was an asshole i think its good that he died!
You get it. They're flawed arbitrators of Good who in the eyes of the masses can do no wrong. They claim to stand for moral right but they don't wait for second opinions.
:33< mew know in fairness they are BEARS :33< like those things do kill peopurr on the regmewlar
i'll give you that much but still. if the Sharing and Kindess Crocodile made a name for herself by promoting general good vibes and happiness, but then she ate a dude for being mean, people would ask more questions. CareBears get away with melting wizards with zero pushback
We should make a 4 hour long video about the dark secrets of carebears the audience missed. With a Mattress VPN sponsor.
;; i love drinking cheap convenience §tore beer! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ #§ub§tance ;;
can't sit for 5 goddamn minutes without him saying shit. I have a right to a snack break.
[ ⋅] Everyone deserves a snack break.
[ ⋅] I feel inclined to inform you, The Outglut Residential Suite has a vast and staggeringly large selection of snacks, confectionaries, and goodies of all kinds. Perhaps you should treat yourself to our hospitality. You deserve it.
[ ⋅] We accept a large selection of different payment methods, primarily Alternian Caegars. Conversion rates apply.
[ ⋅] We have a designated smoking balcony, as well as a designated smoking pier.
That does sound really tempting.. Maybe if I get my work done, I'll take my 2 hours off before bed at your establishment.
+..Off day. Tell me your coffee orders I'll ♱ry one of ♱hem h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/5gg73v32/kilianselfie.png..+
∻What w☢uld it feel like t☢ be pickled?∻
Probably bad! Pickling is a process of lowering the Ph levels using mild acids and salt. It'd pull all the water out of you and more!
It'd get rid of all the bacteria in your body, that's for sure. You probably wouldn't be alive afterwards though. Or, if you were alive, able to digest anything.
·₊˚☄ goregle pitch feelings for commander how to deal with goregle childhood friend turned boss pitch crush how to deal with ☆彡
·₊˚☄ I have been several times. Which does not simplify the relationship. ☆彡
Damn. I'd snap my fingers like swiper the fox but I don't have a series of emojis to represent that emotional action in its entirety. ..As for your crush? I don't have any good advice.
I would like to cl★rify th★t I ★m not ★ctu★lly Met★ Knight like some of you seem to think. I ★m not seriously b★d★ss enough to fill th★t role.
Your icon's not even Meta Knight. That's Dark Meta Knight. The evil one.
No videogame would ever put a crack in an established character's face unless it was the evil shadow clone. We all know this.
I will ★dmit despite liking him more ★esthetic★lly, I prefer Met★ Knight's code of honor. Perh★ps I should ch★nge icons, or perh★ps it doesn't m★tter ★ll th★t much.
Well, if people keep mistaking you for normal meta knight, then I'd say why bother? You already got the image cropped.