Assistant Decorator
@assistantDecorator
Assistant Decorator for the Mystic Mansion. Mostly here to vent frustrations against my boss.
He is kinda hot, I won't lie. #vagueposting
thanks dude
yeah
Original chitt wasn't about you, but you can still get it. Your horns are aesthetically pleasing. Take the compliment for what you will.
was expecting the opposite response from this but sweet. thanks.
PÖV: Yöu walk intö my albutiön trap https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/cc96ba167f5bdce8881ca8bca04ff2ef.jpg
I don't know if I'm pissed off or impressed.
I’d pøst a chitt asking which piece øf statiønery I øught tø get first, but there’s simpły nø debate: high-quałity pens take the møst precedence.
Don't forget to consider the inkwells.
not my boss telling the client that we aren't friends in front of me. he called me a minion 😭
Rude as hell.
HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK FULLY! HE ONLY CORRECTED HIMSELF IN SAYING THAT I'M AN ASSISTANT, NOT A MINION.
Did the ballzinium piss him off maybe
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against your boss who isn't (?) your friend, i'm sure there's... something we can file it under. it's probably workplace discrimination. anyway i know a guy who can make it happen
Yes (He smacked me for it) but he shouldn't be bringing it up in front of the client.
still grounds to throttle him
I think my boss hates me. If I thought it was possible to hold him legally accountable, I'd have more than just workplace discrimination to go with. ..Unfortunately he's also one of the most powerful things that exists and he's got the best defense in history which is Lying Through His Teeth. Even if he agreed to play courtroom, he would just try to gaslight me into the ground and convince a jury that I'M the crazy one.
POINT OF ORDER! well that's why the legislacerators argue on your behalf
...I should also mention that my boss looks like what I believe you trolls would call a Meowbeastling. Not a full beast. A beastling. The legislacerators might look stupid taking a meowbeastling to court for abuse of power.
actually to directpost about a man i find attractive since I know for a fact that motherfucker isn't ""real"" (he might be real in some universe but he ain't HERE), I wish Colonel Shikishima from akira would drop the military associations and get in a really, really messy relationship with me. 🙏
I can respect that.
I apparently made the mistake of being a little too content with the world! I was humming to myself while I was cleaning windows, And then got told to cut it out for being weird. Fucking fantastic. I really shouldn't use my voice ever again, huh? Can't even fucking hum.
GOD FORB1D W3 H4V3 4 L1TTL3 WH1MSY
Hate my job!
♥️You hate your job? We have so much in common. I hate your job too. Come work for me. We can hate your job together. In a new job. Below job. Heh. Heh, actually, that's kinda great.♥️
Unfortunately, I'm only gonna leave this job I have in a Body Bag. Signed a tight contract. ..What kind of work are You offering?
Any attempts to slander both my name and God's name will not be worth anyone's time. The Lord is truth, and truth will always remain at the forefront of life. Lies will be smeared away by the rain and what will be left behind are those who put their upmost faith in the Christian God. Any """trollian""" spin on Christianity is blasphemy. For those who follow God's words without falter and for those who seek His forgiveness, purity and sanctity will be found. There is a plan for us yet. A plan that does not include the scheming of the sinful few who wish to bring us down. - John 14:7
Genuine question: Why would you choose to follow THAT god? If you just like human religion, there's way more interesting ones.
I didn't choose to be saved by God. I was enlightened, and the rest is just history! - Isaiah 32:15
not to be #vulnerable in earnest like some sort of person but I don't think I'm cut out for being social anymore. How the hell do you pursue conversation. How do you establish a positive connection. Not the way I've been doing it. Shit's stupid. I'm stupid. Can't even be myself because nobody likes that ugly cunt. blah blah. Website as a diary cannot be too bad for me.
Degreaser... Gosh, um... Tha's tough.... Normally I jus' use th' strongest I c'n afford!
Yes!! Strong chemicals work the best! If you don't have to wear gloves for it, how can you be sure that the nastiness has been stripped away? Do you ever mix them? I like to mix the degreaser with an all purpose cleaner when I have to mop the Cafe's kitchens. Not too much, due to foaming, but it seems to work great in stripping the floor back to its base!
I'm also curious to know what sort of brooms you like to use for day to day tasks. I most commonly use an upright, but I love a good push broom. Sorry if I'm asking too many questions one after another.
No, y're fine! Um, th' broom I use lately was given t' me by m'boss, Lord Zahhak! It's got a li'l ladybug in its hilt...
I will send it over to you. My boss didn't like how big the ladybugs were.