not my boss telling the client that we aren't friends in front of me. he called me a minion 😭
HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE IT BACK FULLY! HE ONLY CORRECTED HIMSELF IN SAYING THAT I'M AN ASSISTANT, NOT A MINION.
Did the ballzinium piss him off maybe
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against your boss who isn't (?) your friend, i'm sure there's... something we can file it under. it's probably workplace discrimination. anyway i know a guy who can make it happen
Yes (He smacked me for it) but he shouldn't be bringing it up in front of the client.
still grounds to throttle him
I think my boss hates me. If I thought it was possible to hold him legally accountable, I'd have more than just workplace discrimination to go with. ..Unfortunately he's also one of the most powerful things that exists and he's got the best defense in history which is Lying Through His Teeth. Even if he agreed to play courtroom, he would just try to gaslight me into the ground and convince a jury that I'M the crazy one.
POINT OF ORDER! well that's why the legislacerators argue on your behalf
...I should also mention that my boss looks like what I believe you trolls would call a Meowbeastling. Not a full beast. A beastling. The legislacerators might look stupid taking a meowbeastling to court for abuse of power.
OBJECTION! last perigree i sued a grub and won