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Jade Harley

@gardenGnostic

Just Your Average human M/w Dave strider :b

Blood: JadeKult Score: 465Kull Score: 31210 followers 1 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@gardenGnostic[GG]

UGHHH, i wanna tell my crush i like him i tried to give him hints but he still hasn't gotten it >:(

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@heartsickCannibal[HC]

JUZT TELL THEM ATP XD MOZT PPL R OBLIVIOUZ TO HINTZ

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Which is better? Waffles or Pancakes? I think Waffles are better since they can hold the syrup in the little cups :D

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Which ice cream is better? Chocolate or Vanilla? I prefer Vanilla!

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@aridScuttler[AS]

strawberry

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@melancholicNebula[MN]

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎strawberry.˚.⭒

Kult: +5

Total: 5

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@aridScuttler[AS]

JINX

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

bisexual

love yourself

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Squeaky

This user is a squeakbeast.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

stAwbwey :)

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

i also like vanilla :D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gardenGnostic[GG]

I wish i could eat some chocolate ice cream!! i get bad stomach pains when eating chocolate tho :(

↩ @gardenGuided[GG]

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Vanilla Buddies!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Dirty Boyz

“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ Strawberry☆

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

vanilla buddies!! yay!!

@atomizedTerror[AT]

If those are my only options, I shall choose vanilla. But if any ice cream flavor is an option, strawberry cheesecake, specifically.

@gardenGnostic[GG]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/3e/50/fd3e503e0f7bd70c3f3bc914b880b7d0.jpg

Kult: +42

Kull: +10

Total: 52

Ratio: 4.20

@blatantGodhead[BG]

that is one peculiar gent... or a weird guy... #chittrbingo

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Me too!

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Planning to check out Homestuck Beyond canon! i'll see if it's actually bad!

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

@gardenGnostic[GG]

what the fuck did they do to me.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@gardenGnostic[GG]

@turntechsGodhead Awe!! https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ba/2b/c2/ba2bc2661042b948917fadc1c77056dc.jpg

@turntechsGodhead

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

@turntechsGodhead[TG]

us for real hell yeah

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechsGodhead[TG]

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Hell Yeah!! :B

@gardenGnostic[GG]

I really wanna! https://media1.tenor.com/m/kJ7VpsTO9zUAAAAC/bbpanzu-jade-harley.gif

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Got something to tell you :3 got something to say!!

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Got something to tell you :D

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

What do you want to tell us?

@gardenGnostic[GG]

How can i approach this man :( idk if i can, if i can approach this man D:

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@devilishDebel[DD]

tAke h1s wAllet

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gardenGnostic[GG]

What should i tell this guy? I'll give a call a try :D

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

who?

@turntechsGodhead[TG]

whatchu sayin, watchu saying

Kult: +5

Total: 5

angstrom harley!

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.

Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

girl spit it out!! :p

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Okay, so we now have Joe biden.. totally not that weird :I

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Doing Fine and Dandy, Mr Biden!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Someone sent me this.. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/df/98/b4df986a0f478099a37fa8d0d209303b.jpg

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Only two years old. Rest in peace.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

asexual

love yourself

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@cosmicCanine[CC]

lmao

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Aww!! Found my little baby picture!! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/d5/fd/e6d5fd94a2400ae71605ca2a2fae2258.jpg

Kult: +55

Kull: +25

Total: 80

Ratio: 2.20

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

BANGARANG!

This user is certified m•tant, yo!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

The apple truly doesnt fall far from the tree Hehe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

@griftingVentriloquist[GV]

I'LL CALL IT ADORABLE FOR A LOW PRICE OF ONLY [$1]!

Equius Zahhak 🥛

@centaursTesticle[CT]

D --> Pretty

angstrom harley!

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.

Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

omg... i forgot about that shirt... jade put those guns down!!!

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Question time!! any topic, any context! anything at all :D

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Bark, awoo or arf?

@gardenGnostic[GG]

kinda.. unsettling i would say!

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Arf!

@gardenGnostic[GG]

which is better? Apple juice or Orange soda?? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/25/41/f625418556d071665e6ade5b493157ad.gif

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

serp strider your local satyr

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@equineHissing[EH]

both are ta§ty a§ fuck.

Verified

A user of established repute

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Hm. This is a tough thought. I think I will have to go with orange soda, Jade. I hope that doesn't color your perception of me.

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Nah!! might have to agree

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

aj obviously

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

LIMEADE.

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Verified

A user of established repute

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

We shall clink our Fantas together in solidarity.

angstrom harley!

(OOC) 3 months ago

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.

Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

(( holy shit where is this from

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Testing! https://media1.tenor.com/m/QqY9d9a-mLIAAAAd/cat-hug-cat-cute.gif

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

angstrom harley!

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.

Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

bark!! :D

@gardenGnostic[GG]

Wanted to grab some chocolate! (they sold out) 8(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@gardenGnostic[GG]

And now they're arguing about swords and Katanas :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gardenGnostic[GG]

YO!! just saw some news! apparently, there's a girl named unicornKitten and she's getting flamed for liking cats! personally dogs are cute but uhh, Yeah! Jade Harley out :B

Kult: +10

Total: 10