@alarmingApothecary — #doctorproblems
[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
[|87 :: 1 never thought 1 would have to post th;s but here we are...for the love of fuk please do NOT dr;nk the flu;ds from any of my spec;men v;als. 1f you have no ;dea what ;s ;n ;t then don't ;nest ;t. 1 almost had a pat;ent contract the fuk;n G-v;rus the other day because they thought the "red l;qu;d l00ked yummy." #horror #doctorproblems
[|87 :: @psychoDoctor 1 have some spare bab00n hearts from some exper;ments 1 no longer need. Would these organs be of use to you? #gore #horror #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Just had the most traumat;z;n exper;ence w;th a purple bl00ded pat;ent. L;ke what the fuk do you mean you f;t a whole bottle of Faygo up your n00k and can’t get ;t out? #nsfw #doctorproblems
[|87 :: @cosm;cHorror ;f 1 have some b;omass that 1 need to d;spose of. Say, var;ous forms of meat and v;scera. You would gladly consume ;t yes? 1’m l00k;n for more “env;ronmentally fr;endly” d;sposal methods and 1 hear you have qu;te the appet;te. #doctorproblems #horror #gore
[|87 :: 1f you love your job you never work a day ;n your l;fe. That be;n sa;d 1 sure do NOT enjoy try;n to d;g through my pat;ent's guts to remove a fore;gn object. 1 st;ll have no ;dea how that goldbl00d managed to get a perfectly preserved RAM st;ck stuck ;ns;de of the;r lower ;ntest;nes, and qu;te frankly 1 don't th;nk 1 want to know. #gore #v;olence #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Would you guys hate me ;f 1 told you 1 don’t have a med;culler l;cense? Cuz ngl be;n sanct;oned by the altern;an government sucks mad bulge #doctorproblems
[|87 :: You know, 1 th;nk there truly ;s some benef;ts to be;n a real med;culler…but then ; remember why be;n sanct;oned by the altern;an government sucks bulge. #doctorproblems
[|87 :: 1t would be a lovely morn;n to conduct some exper;ments. But 1 need to do my fuk;n job s;nce there ;s st;ll that shadow dropper v;rus to be cured ;n the local v;llage. #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Guys what ;f ; started offer;n free top surgery, you th;nk that would get me more pat;ents? #doctorproblems #transacceptance
[|87 :: One of my pat;ents just moaned when 1 t00k a bl00d sample from her. 1t was only a f;ner pr;ck. L00k 1 l;ke bl00d play as much as the next troll but some of you guys need to ch;ll the fuk out. #v;olence? #nsfw #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Gentle rem;nder from your local plague doctor that you should NOT consume sopor sl;me raw. Capsules are des;gned for those w;th sopor def;c;ency, ;t does not mean to slurp down the g00p and tr;p balls. You w;ll be see;n the Hat-troll ;f you aren't careful. Can conf;rm, the Hat-troll does NOT respect the hemospectrum or gender pronouns past 400 mg The amount of pat;ents who don't d;lute the;r sopor before consumpt;on concerns me greatly... #doctorproblems #substance #tr;pp;nballs
[|87 :: 1n need of some more pat;ents. Would anyone on th;s s;te per chance des;re a lobotomy? 1 prom;se to use a metal p;ck ;nstead of a w00den one th;s t;me...less spl;nters. As ;ncent;ve ;ll g;ve you a free sp;nal tap to check for fuk;n cancer or some sh;t lmao. #doctorproblems #v;olence