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[|87 :: 1f he don’t get a boner from hav;n to unholster all my conceal carry f;rearms when str;pp;n me then 1 don’t want h;m! #nsfw #f;rearmfr;day #freakyfr;day

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Kull: +5
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Ratio: 5.80

[|87 :: 1 w;ll not part;c;pate ;n th;s "smash or pass" trend. However 1 w;ll say that a g00d port;on of th;s s;te's userbase ;ndeed l00ks l;ke lovely spec;mens to d;ssect and v;ew under an electron m;croscope for sc;ent;f;c research on the;r g;ven caste and/or spec;es. (w;th consent and a wa;ver of l;ab;l;ty of course!) #nsfw ? #nsfwe ? #gore #v;olence #horror #med;calhorror

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Kull: +7
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Ratio: 2.43

[|87 :: 1 do not have "that b;tch dog ;n heat" ;n me. But what 1 do have ;s a snarl;n beast that w;shes to feast upon the flesh of the deceased, and 1 blame my lusus for th;s m;ndset. (st;ll love h;m though) #nsfw? #horror #gore (to be safe)

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Kull: +5
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Ratio: 2.00

[|87 :: When 1 say 1 need a DNA sample from you, please k;ndly remember that bl00d, ha;r, sal;va, severed l;mbs, and even sk;n cells are v;able opt;ons. Yet for some reason most pat;ents ;mmed;ately drop the;r pants and ;ns;st on jerk;n the;r sh;t to supply me w;th the genet;c mater;al… What the actual fuk ;s wrong w;th some of you? D;d no one else pass l;ke 6th grade sc;ence class? #nsfw #doctorproblems

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Kull: +5
Total: 26
Ratio: 4.20

[|87 :: For the last t;me 1 w;ll not genet;cally eng;neer l;v;n sex toys. 1f you want someth;n to get your rocks off 1 hear @justCall;e does some mad s;l;cone work. 1 just deal w;th b;o-weapons, med;culler serv;ces, and drugs. #nsfw #horror

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[|87 :: You are ;n her guts 1’m ;n her guts We are not the same #suggest;ve #nsfw #v;olence #gore

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[|87 :: Why are people pour;n beer on the;r gen;tals? Are they try;n to get a yeast ;nfect;on or someth;ng? #nsfw?? #whatthefukd;d;wakeupto

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[|87 :: No 1 w;ll not tell you how many bulges 1 have, that ;s for me and my quadmates to know. 1 w;ll tell you that 1 do ;n fact have at least 1 extra l;ver to allow me to dr;nk much more alcohol over my l;fet;me. #substance #nsfw

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[|87 :: Ok 1 w;ll say th;s once and once only. please do not ask me to ;nspect your gen;tals unless you genu;nely th;nk you have a health concern. 1 run a fuk;n med;culler cl;n;c not a voyeur;st;c whorehouse. 1f you want a place to get ogled at there are plenty of holes ;n the wall across paradox space for that sh;t. #nsfw #doctorproblems

Kult: +31
Kull: +5
Total: 36
Ratio: 6.20

[|87 :: Leave ;t to ch;tter to turn a LG-6 (pg-13 for the humans 1 guess) beach party ;nto an orgy as s00n as the trolls ;n charge leave lmfao #nsfw #meenrad;abeach

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[|87 :: some of you fuks after the #meenrad;abeach afterdark party really started pull;n out the old class;c huh? https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/nTnWhTvv0uQAAAAd/;-dont-l;ke-sand-anak;n.g;f #suggest;ve #nsfw

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[|87 :: Just d;scovered a new form of paras;t;c m;crob;al bacter;um that only seem to affect...*checks notes* "very horny ;nd;v;duals"...;nterest;ng...Well don't worry 1'll be sure to keep th;s under control. 1 fear ch;tter would suffer a mass ext;nct;on event ;f there was ever an outbreak of th;s spec;es. #suggest;ve? #nsfw? #horror

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[|87 :: Why the fuk are we talk;n about w;zard pussy? Lmao #nsfw?

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[|87 :: A w;se Ch;nese troll once sa;d “1t ;s only when a mosqu;to lands upon your bulge do you real;ze. Not * everyth;n * ;s solved w;th v;olence” #nsfw?

[|87 :: 1 f;nd ;t h;lar;ous that my most popular ch;ts have all cons;sted of e;ther me v;c;ously brutal;z;n sexual predators or me gett;n v;olently h;gh...honestly th;s ;s probably the best legacy 1 could ever leave beh;nd and 1 hope the other l;me bl00ds ;n h;d;n v;ew th;s as a g00d publ;c representat;on of our caste. #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #horror

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[|87 :: 1 guess 1 should spec;fy that 1 only w;sh to harm mal;c;ous perverts. 1f your a freak but care about consent your ch;ll. #nsfw #horror

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[|87 :: Some may th;nk 1 hate h;ghbl00ds. 1 want to squash these rumors. 1 w;ll preface that 1 w;ll treat and care for all pat;ents regardless of caste or spec;es. 1s most of my beef w;th h;ghbl00ds? Yes, ;t most certa;nly ;s. But they should have thought about that before call;n me a genet;c fa;lure who ;s a sta;n on the spec;es. 1 prefer to be called a mutant hunk w;th fat bulges and a sexy amount of ;nsan;ty thank you! #nsfw #suggest;ve

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[|87 :: Backshots th;s Backshots that, you know what 1 need? To take someone out back to get shot #nsfw? #guns

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[|87 :: 1f you a;n’t w;ll;n to fuk;n l;ck the b00ze from yo matespr;t’s t;tt;es uou a;n’t freaky enough!! #substance #nsfw

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[|87 :: For that one cl;ent who asked ;f 1 could make a “sexy lowbl00ded B.O.W. that also serves as a l;v;n flesh-l;ght.” Never contact me or my organ;zat;on ever aga;n, we bu;ld th;s sh;t for warfare and for prof;t. Not for G00N1NG. #nsfw #horror

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[|87 :: 2 words. 1mm;nent Colonoscopy send ch;t #nsfw

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Ratio: 1.00

[|87 :: St;ll need those rumble spheres ;n my face though. #nsfw

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[|87 :: 1 need a fuk;n blunt and some rumble spheres ;n my face ;mmed;ately that operat;on was stressful as FUK! #nsfw #substance

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[|87 :: T00 emot;onal? T00 horny? T00 ;ntell;gent for your own g00d? 1 have the solut;on! L O B O T O M Y #v;olence #nsfw?

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[|87 :: Just had the most traumat;z;n exper;ence w;th a purple bl00ded pat;ent. L;ke what the fuk do you mean you f;t a whole bottle of Faygo up your n00k and can’t get ;t out? #nsfw #doctorproblems

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[|87 :: Fr;endly rem;nder that the f;rearm company Glock also does h00fbeast ;nsem;nat;on…tr00gle ;t 1’m not fuk;n ly;n! #guns #nsfw?

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Kull: +5
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Ratio: 1.00

[|87 :: 1 love mutant/lowbl00d chasers so much. They make such easy v;ct;ms. L;ke what do you mean you are W1LL1NGLY com;n to MY H1VE ;n the m;ddle of the FUK1NG WOODS, COMPLETELY ALONE, w;th sedat;ves and sharp ;nstruments?! How thoughtful to br;n your own anesthes;a so 1 can preserve my supply wh;le 1 cut you open! That ;s so thoughtful! #gore #horror #nsfw?

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[|87 :: No, 1 am not ;nject;n genet;c mater;al ;nto a cluckbeast egg to make a homunculus. That ;s not b;ology, that ;s alchemy! 1 am not an alchem;st. You would have to go to my occult department for more ;nformat;on on that subject. #horror #nsfw

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[|87 :: “Oh wow aren’t you happy to see me, 1 can see that tent under those robes” Ch;ll the fuk out g;rl that’s not my bulge that’s an unreg;stered f;rearm #nsfw #guns

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[|87 :: People gett;n topped at #f;ghtclub?? #nsfw

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[|87 :: One of my pat;ents just moaned when 1 t00k a bl00d sample from her. 1t was only a f;ner pr;ck. L00k 1 l;ke bl00d play as much as the next troll but some of you guys need to ch;ll the fuk out. #v;olence? #nsfw #doctorproblems

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[|87 :: Was at the range earl;er and the troll ;n the row next to me had a quarter s;zed shot group;n on the target. 1 would have been more ;mpressed and less horr;f;ed ;f the bullet holes weren't placed where the target's bulge would be. #wtf #guns #nsfw?

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Here is a “quick” updated OOC description of my fantroll. Before going in depth here are my account boundaries - No serious quad flirting, platonic/comedic comments or general hornyposting remarks are fine - expect frequent posts oriented around #horror / #body horror #gore #substance and occasional #nsfw / #nsfwe themes. If this bothers you either block the tags or the account, I totally get it. - I won’t block blood color/mutant chasers but just know your advances will accepted with intent to turn you into a vivisection With that garbage out of the way here is the actual fucking character in...Read more

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