@alarmingApothecary — #substance
[|87 :: through extens;ve research 1 have d;scovered that ;f you have a pat;ent who ;s tweak;n on meth, ;t m;ght not be a g00d ;dea to g;ve them more meth... #substance
[|87 :: 1'm smok;n on that fuk;n Y2K futur;sm pack! #substance
[|87 :: Legal;ze mar;nara #substance???
[|87 :: 1 suggest we all take a moment to apprec;ate the s;mpler th;ns ;n l;fe. L;ke bugs, and drugs and c00l sh;t l;ke that. #substance
[|87 :: 1 am pleased to announce that 1 am jo;n;n the War on Drugs on the s;de of Drugs #substance
[|87 :: G00d gog 1 need them to cover me ;n fuk;n l;pst;ck sta;ns after 1 shotgun a bong r;p ;nto the;r k;ss #substance #vaguepost;n #suggest;ve
[|87 :: Based on my extens;ve research 1 have come to the conclus;on that anyone who genu;nely th;nk there ;s a “super;or” form of consum;n drugs are chumps who don’t understand how med;c;ne works. #substance
[|87 :: Yo th;s tequ;la ;s g00d sh;t #substance
[|87 :: @barackObama yo you want more op;um and beer? #substance
[|87 :: Do not dr;nk the ;rrad;ated water ;n my fr;dge. Don’t ask why ;t’s ;n a plast;c water bottle or why ;t’s next to my l;quor. Just don’t dr;nk ;t please. #substance
[|87 :: 1f no one got me, 1 know my g;rl Mary Jane has my back! #substance
[|87 :: Let’s see, created an affront to gog…check Got v;olently h;gh aga;n…check Gave drugs to my cl;ents…check “T00k out the trash” w;th g00d old .357…check F;x the chem;cal burns on my arms…pend;n Hmmm yea well 1 th;nk that’s everyth;n 1 need to do today! Can’t wa;t to do ;t aga;n tomorrow!! #gore #horror #substance #v;olence
[|87 :: We chugg;n an ch;ef;n l;ke no tomorrow #substance
[|87 :: One of these days 1’ll get someone h00ked on fuk;n croc…but 1 wanna make sure they are espec;ally ev;l though What? 1 may be crazy but 1 f;nd great suffer;n of w;cked people more enterta;n;n. SUE ME! #gore #horror #substance #ser;ouslydontl00kupcrocthatsh;t;sgrossaf
[|87 :: 1t ;s surpr;s;nly easy to get sp;ders to l;ke you. All you need to do ;s regularly feed them and maybe get them h;gh every now and aga;n wh;le lett;n them study your da;ly rout;ne. Do not ask how 1 know that they have THC receptors ;ntegrated ;nto the;r b;ology. #substance #sp;ders
[|87 :: 1 f;nd ;t h;lar;ous that my most popular ch;ts have all cons;sted of e;ther me v;c;ously brutal;z;n sexual predators or me gett;n v;olently h;gh...honestly th;s ;s probably the best legacy 1 could ever leave beh;nd and 1 hope the other l;me bl00ds ;n h;d;n v;ew th;s as a g00d publ;c representat;on of our caste. #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #horror
[|87 :: Yo guys 1 th;nk someone ate the m00n 1 don’t see ;t outs;de my h;ve rn #substance #st;llbakedaf
[|87 :: Doctors orders. They told me to get h;gh as a k;te so here 1 go! #substance #;mthefuk;ndoctor
[|87 :: Want to spread ;nfect;ons ;n a controlled env;ronment? Have a pass;on for cult;vat;n ;ll;c;t substances? L;ke the ;dea of creat;n your own creature? Want a gun? Do you l;ke the aesthet;c of lab coats? Lucky for YOU very spec;f;cally ;nterested ;nd;v;dual lab hands are always welcome ;n my fac;l;ty. Jo;n today and you w;ll get extra drugs along w;th your paycheck! #substance #horror
[|87 :: Here ;s my confess;on, 1 advert;se my weed ;n the outdated sat;va vs ;nd;ca rumor know;n damn well the terpenes are what determ;ne the effects. My weed ;s st;ll goated though so don't worry about that. #substance
[|87 :: Ok jokes over who stole my fuk;n bong! #substance
[|87 :: The c;rcus ;s st;ll one of, ;f not my most loyal customer, that be;n sa;d all you clowns are gonna love th;s new sh;pment of party drugs! #substance
[|87 :: 1f you a;n’t w;ll;n to fuk;n l;ck the b00ze from yo matespr;t’s t;tt;es uou a;n’t freaky enough!! #substance #nsfw
[|87 :: 7 bong r;ps…7 bong r;ps ;s all 1 can spare to smoke w;th. Here 1 am spend;n my prec;ous weed! #substance
[|87 :: Weed consumed, cort;sol levels low, we fuk;n V1B1NG!! #substance
[|87 :: 1 need a fuk;n blunt and some rumble spheres ;n my face ;mmed;ately that operat;on was stressful as FUK! #nsfw #substance
[|87 :: My bong ;s call;n to me l;ke the green gobl;n mask fr #substance
[|87 :: Just smoked the FATTEST fuk;n jo;nt. 1'm fuk;n v;b;n lol. #substance
[|87 :: G00d news for my chemhead customers! Thanks to the ;nflux of new…”employees” my lab has been qu;te busy! Expect restock;n of bromo-dragonfly, 5MEO-DMT, and Fentanyl! #substance
[|87 :: 1f there aren’t any drugs at the funct;on then 1’ll just br;n my own. #substance
[|87 :: Huge update on earth! apparently weed ;s now schedule 3 ;n the USA wh;ch means ;t can be used as med;c;ne or some sh;t. Hopefully th;s opens up some avenues for treat;n human pat;ents ;n the future w;thout fear of leg;slacerators try;n to fuk sh;t up! #substance
[|87 :: Update: just rolled the sm00thest jo;nt ever. TURNS OUT 1’M NOT CHOPPED JUST H1GH! [|X7 #substance
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
[|87 :: We gettun fukkk;n sh;tfaced ;;n da operat;n r00m. FUUUULK YEAAAA #substance #dontdr;nktheclean;nalcohol
[|87 :: Gonna chug some green apple vodka before h;tt;n the sl;me. Been a wh;le s;nce 1 treated myself to one of the s;mpler substances #substance
[|87 :: Oh so many opportun;t;es for sc;ent;f;c d;scovery! 1’ve already managed to create l;fe! T00 bad ;t has a chron;c add;ct;on to methamphetam;nes however….oh well 1 can always try aga;n! #horror #substance #;nmysc;encearc
[|87 :: Just got back from the fuk;n best f;re w;th some Slav;c dude. 1 haven’t been th;s h;gh ;n a m;nute #substance #420
[|87 :: We wake and bake ;n th;s b;tch! #substance #420
[|87 :: 1n honor of 4/20 1 w;ll be prov;d;n free samples to all pat;ents! May your d00b;es be many and your greenouts few #substance
[|87 :: Update on the psychedel;c ham, 1 have began rebu;ld;n my ps;locyb;n supply and 1 have some meat left over from that w;ld o;nkbeast that fuked up my prev;ous supply. 1f 1 commerc;al;ze th;s ham how many c00ks out there would be ;nterested ;n purchas;n some meat? Last t;me 1 shared th;s creat;on ;t was a b;g success. #substance
[|87 :: My cart just d;ed wh;le work;n. 1t’s gonna be a l0000ong fuk;n sh;ft #substance
[|87 :: Don’t worry, any humans part;c;pat;n ;n #f;ghtn;ght are ;n g00d hands. 1 have done extens;ve research on the;r b;ology and know how to avo;d my pat;ents from overdos;n dur;n treatment #substance #doctorpost;n
[|87 :: 1 suppose 1 should be the des;gnated med;c for #f;ghtn;ght ton;ght. 1 feel l;ke some trolls are gonna need the drugs and st;tch;ns so they can make ;t back to the;r h;ve #v;olence #substance
[|87 :: What’s my secret to avo;d gett;n culled on s;ght? Qu;te s;mple. Br;bery w;th ;ll;c;t substances. Works every t;me…unless ;t’s a drone #substance
[|87 :: Th;s halluc;nogen;c bacon and ham ;s honestly popp;n off. Sh;t ;s sell;n l;ke hotcakes…Maybe 1 should sell th;s more often? #substance #newbus;ness;dea
[|87 :: 1 regret to ;nform you all that a w;ld o;nkbeast has gotten ;nto my supply of halluc;nogen;c mushr00ms. As such there w;ll be a delay ;n product;on. The bacon from that th;n ;s gonna be w;ld though #substance #drugdealerproblems
[|87 :: Most trolls w;ll th;nk "Ha ha salv;a funny" unt;l you smoke a bowl and l;ve as a rec00pr;c00n for 20 sweeps stra;ght. https://;.p;n;mg.com/736x/19/99/ac/1999ac72f09922c150c49bf8c55d244f.jpg #horror #substance
[|87 :: How the weed got me feel;n https://med;a.tenor.com/h7UQBKvpsZMAAAPo/doctor-peste.mp4 #substance
[|87 :: @sugarPlum You gotta jo;n me and @affect;onConsecrated ;n our quest to fuk up the clouds! #notsovaguepost;n #fukclouds #p00lparty #substance
[|87 :: Drug budd;es! #p00lparty #substance