@alarmingApothecary — #substance
[|87 :: Update on the fent lean;n sp;der-troll man th;n ;n my basement. He’s actually k;nda ch;ll, 1 got h;m h;gh on weed and ;t made a hammock out of s;lk. #bodyhorror #substance
[|87 :: Ummm one of my b;oweapons got ;nto my supply of op;o;ds and now 1 have a sk;tter;n troll-sp;der hybr;d fent lean;n ;n the hallway. Guys what the fuk do 1 do? Th;s sh;t has never happened before. #bodyhorror #substance
[|87 :: Y0000 th;s ganja got me see;n all k;nds of horrorterrors 1’m so fucj;n stoned lmfao [|x7 #substance
[|87 :: Yo new ganja stra;n ava;lable for my customers. 1t’s called “Gobl;n punch” and th;s sh;t ;s GAS 1’m h;gh as a k;te rn #substance #shamlessplug
[|87 :: Need more drugs #substance
[|87 :: 1 have barely surv;ved yesterday's endeavor #substance
[|87 :: Th;s #f;rearmfr;day 1 w;ll be play;n a very dangerous dr;nk;n game ;n wh;ch 1 w;ll take a shot every t;me some chud who hasn't read a s;ngle pun;sher com;c ;n the;r l;fe br;ngs a pun;sher branded r;fle, handgun, or some form of pun;sher skull apparel to my local range. 1f 1 do not make a follow up post assume 1 am blackout drunk. #substance
[|87 :: G00d gog ;t ;s way t00 damn hot out to be ;n my cloak. Yet ;f 1 were to take ;t off my h;ghly ;llegal contraband would be v;sable…hmmm dec;s;ons dec;s;ons #substance
[|87 :: T00k a fatty r;p of the Be;j;n b00f bar and that sh;t got me act;n UNW1SE #substance
[|87 :: People ser;ously undervalue the use of Kratom as a form of op;o;d add;ct;on treatment. 1 honestly th;nk th;s fuk;n plant can do so much more than just "make work;n suck less" (though ;t ;s great at do;n that ngl) as ;t has had ;mmense eff;cacy ;n some of my pat;ents. #substance
[|87 :: Why ;s there c;garette butts and tar ;n my fuk;n Petr;e d;sh. Wh;ch dumb fuk just used my lab equ;pment as an ashtray? Better yet, why the fuk are the m;crobes actually thr;v;n off of th;s garbage? #substance
[|87 :: Hmmm my th;nkpan appears to be ly;n to me aga;n. BEGONE DELUS1ONS AND DEPRESS1ON! GET THE FUK OUT OF MY TH1NKPAN Oh ok just found my penjam;n, all ;s well ;n the world aga;n. #substance #tweakerpost;ng
[|87 :: As funny as huff;n glue, galaxy gas, d;esel, pa;nt th;nner, or whatever other preferred ;nhalant ;s. 1 wanna be clear w;th you guys that ;t ;s genu;nely k;ll;n your pancells faster than anyth;n else. Go smoke weed or get sh;tfaced off vodka l;ke a normal person. 1ts ;nf;n;tely better for your longev;ty. #substance
[|87 :: Well sh;t, ;t’s my wr;ggl;n day. Gonna roll up a fatty blunt and use ;t as a candle on a 25mg ed;ble cupcake or some sh;t for th;s spec;al occas;on! #substance
[|87 :: She be suck;n on my vape t;l she greens out #substance #suggest;ve
[|87 :: 1 be smok;n the sh;t that cr;ppled an ent;re nat;on cuz another powerful nat;on wanted to steal the;r d;rty leaf water…aka op;um. #substance
[|87 :: You ever just wake up half naked on your fl00r after a crazy bender and th;nk to yourself “1 wanna blow sh;t up” Cuz that’s the energy 1’m br;ng;n th;s #f;rearmfr;day And yes 1 w;ll be pull;n out the grenade launcher 1 stole from the Feds. #substance
[|87 :: Fuck me man 1 forgot how ass n;trous ox;de ;s. Your tell;n me people st;ll get h00ked on th;s garbage? #substance
[|87 :: 1 wont blow my sh;t sm00th off. Because ;f 1 do then 1 cant get h;gh as a k;te, clap my matespr;ts' cheeks, beat my k;smes;s ;n mar;o-kart, nor would 1 be able to play gog ;n my lab anymore. 1 qu;te l;ke do;n those th;ngs. never k;ll yourself k;ng/queen/non-gendered monarch. #su;c;de #cw-selfharm #substance #nsfw
[|87 :: hmmmm ;t seems that the t-type tyrant ;s able to w;thstand up to 200mg of fentanyl before exp;rat;on, wh;ch ;s roughly 100 t;mes more than the average adult human male. Are these stat;st;cs part;cularly useful? no not really. Are they fun to acqu;re? Oh fuk yes they are #bodyhorror #horror #substance #cw-overdose
[|87 :: Gonna do some unconvent;onal tests ;n a b;t to see how much fent ;s needed to k;ll a T-type tyrant ser;es B.O.W. Th;s ;s gonna be fun #horror #bodyhorror #substance
[|87 :: 1’m head;n to a land that’s far away beyond the beatbox founta;n So come w;th me we’ll go and see the geekbar candy mounta;n! #lyr;cs #substance
[|87 :: Haven’t been th;s h;gh ;n a long wh;le. Sh;t got me feel;n l;ke royalty. Call me capta;n clark the way 1 be rul;n me Ottoman Emp;re here #substance
[|87 :: *1N THE FUK1NG HEV VO1CE* Coca;ne, adm;n;stered Dopam;ne levels, ;ncreased Heartrate, elevated Cort;sol levels, decreas;ng Seek product;ve outlet #substance
[|87 :: G00d gog 1 need a bump r;ght now #substance
[|87 :: “L;sten, just prom;se me you w;ll exper;ence wh;te g;rl mus;c wh;le stoned” - one of my pat;ents very obv;ously stoned L;ke cmon man 1 do that sh;t every week. 1t’s peak! #substance
[|87 :: Smash;n my prof;t records and pass;n the blunt to @justCall;e and @packageHandler Oh and my boy @barackObama always gets a h;t from the blunt #substance
[|87 :: Call me a steam eng;ne the way 1 be roll;n around w;th a vape ;n my mask. Sh;t fuels me l;ke a damn power bank! #substance
[|87 :: Ok now that 1 am temporar;ly conf;ned to a wheelcha;r due to surgery 1 suppose 1 should focus on men;al lab work for a few w;pes huh? 1 suppose ; should stop procrast;nat;n on that fuk;n batch of “research chem;cals” for sh;pment… #horror #cw-self-harm ? #bodyhorror #substance
[|87 :: Wa;t a m;nute, 1’m stoned but not unconsc;ous…th;s should be rect;f;ed before 1 try to use my post operat;on legs huh? #substance #bodyhorror
[|87 :: Another successful procedure. G00d gog my calves burn l;ke the putr;d st;n of hydrochlor;c ac;d ;n a papercut...but hopefully the musculature ;mplantat;ons prov;de acceptable results. T;me to pop some p;lls, maybe smoke a jo;nt or two and let th;s sh;t heal wh;le 1 h;t the sl;me. #horror #bodyhorror #substance #cw-selfharm ?
[|87 :: Yo @barackObama 1 th;nk 1 found out why the clurch wanted so much fent…keep gett;n your g00ds from e;ther me or Call;e for a wh;le 1 need to make some calls #substance
[|87 :: Welcome to the HBX mark-4 wearable hotbox;n system. Cannab;s adm;n;stered Cort;sol levels dropp;ng Warn;ng, munch;es detected #substance
[|87 :: Guys why ;s the clurch spec;f;cally ask;n for large quant;t;es of fent? #substance
[|87 :: You know, humans are qu;te b;zarre but ;f you see one ;n an ushanka hat offer;n you vodka ;t’s very ;mportant that you accept the offer. #substance
[|87 :: Spo;ler alert, 1 am now more confl;cted after sa;d bong r;p #substance
[|87 :: Well now 1 don’t know ;f 1 hate h;m more now or ;f 1 genu;nely w;sh to mount h;s skull over my f;replace…fuk me man…oh well 1’m sure 1 w;ll dec;de on that after th;s bong r;p #substance #vaguepost;ng #v;olence
[|87 :: 1 des;re ego death #substance
[|87 :: Maybe there ;s some part of my th;nkpan 1 need to cut out to get r;d of the annoy;n vo;ces. E;ther that or keep do;n more drugs. #substance #v;olence #cw-self-harm #gore
[|87 :: For #mo;ra;lmonday ;mma get stoned w;th the COOLEST CAT 1 KNOW @ardentCreature <> #substance
[|87 :: No 1 w;ll not tell you how many bulges 1 have, that ;s for me and my quadmates to know. 1 w;ll tell you that 1 do ;n fact have at least 1 extra l;ver to allow me to dr;nk much more alcohol over my l;fet;me. #substance #nsfw
[|87 :: 1'm smok;n the op;um the br;t;sh used to drug the Q;ngg dynasty, sh;t ;s GAS #substance
[|87 :: 1M TWEAK1NG https://med;a.tenor.com/Z7LfbZVqtOMAAAAd/monkey-ape.g;f #substance
[|87 :: 1’m smok;n that Russ;an maf;a pack, sh;ts about to turn me Slav;c and make me UNSTOPPABLE w;th an AK. Keep;n that bayonet on T1GHT for #slash;ngsaturday Пиздец, Дерьмо заставило меня вести себя неразумно!! #substance #f;rearmfr;day #plzf;rearmfr;dayandslash;ngsaturdaystopf;ght;ng
[|87 :: Guys 1 peom;se my a;m ;s bettr when ;m h;gh watch me sn;p th;s can at 4000 ytrds #substance
[|87 :: Th;s kratom got me act;n ✨product;ve✨ #substance
[|87 :: For th;s weeks #f;rearmfr;day 1’m go;n to announce a very spec;al change ;n laws for the “Amer;can” sect;on of earth-C. Cannab;s use no longer d;squal;f;es you from own;n a f;rearm so long as you do not use sa;d f;rearm under the ;nfluence. #substance Absolutely baller. Anyways bone fragment buckshot ;s now for sale yet aga;n! Th;s t;me 1 also have 4 gauge.
[|87 :: My schedule ;s absolutely fl00ded for the next few days so now 1 have a real conundrum. do 1 A. ;nduce a state of man;a through the abuse of st;mulants ;n order to get everyth;n done ;n a t;mely and eff;c;ent manner and treat my cond;t;on afterwards B. Suffer through ;t sober and use my drugs as mot;vat;on to f;n;sh the work faster C. Procrast;nate and let the pan;c set ;n lead;n to me potent;ally rush;n and fuk;n up the qual;ty of my labwork or D. say "fuk ;t we ball" and hope my lab doesn't explode because 1 m;ssed a chem;cal deadl;ne hmmmmm dec;s;ons dec;s;ons #substance
[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 need more oxycodone #substance
[|87 :: 1 don’t really wr;te stuff l;ke th;s, let alone post ;t but 1 felt ;nsp;red by some other people who have posted s;m;lar th;ngs. So here 1 present a scenar;o ;nsp;red by a pat;ent of m;ne. There you lay, so vulnerable and weak on my operat;n table Soft beeps of v;tal mon;tor;n equ;pment f;ll the r00m You grab my arm, and beg me to f;x you, “please get ;t out of me” you plea as the anesthes;a clouds your m;nd. “Fear not, you are ;n g00d hands” ;s all you can make out before your v;s;on blurs. You flash ;n and out of consc;ousness, pa;n ;s absent but the s;ght of your color sta;n;n my ro...Read more