[|87 :: When 1 say 1 need a DNA sample from you, please k;ndly remember that bl00d, ha;r, sal;va, severed l;mbs, and even sk;n cells are v;able opt;ons. Yet for some reason most pat;ents ;mmed;ately drop the;r pants and ;ns;st on jerk;n the;r sh;t to supply me w;th the genet;c mater;al… What the actual fuk ;s wrong w;th some of you? D;d no one else pass l;ke 6th grade sc;ence class? #nsfw #doctorproblems
c< i tHiNK sOMe peOple are 2 busy watcHiNg pOrN wHereiN tHey use tHat exact liNe >c
[|87 :: 1 suppose you have a po;nt. 1 have not;ced a surpr;s;n frequency ;n the “med;culler fet;sh” be;n d;scussed and ;t would expla;n a large port;on of my pat;ents be;n horny on ma;n.
c< eH, seeK aNd ye sHall fiNd, i guess? peOple waNt Medicullers, sO tHey iNevitably fiNd tHe best.... tHat beiNg yOu >c
[|87 :: Not that there ;s anyth;n wrong w;th hav;n a med;culler fet;sh. L;ke hey all the power to you, but 1 w;sh my pat;ents d;dn’t assume 1 was try;n to f;ll that role for anyone other than my quads
[|87 :: You know that ;s a val;d po;nt.
c< yeaH, aNd tHats a part Of tHat wHOle liKe.... culture, i guess? Of peOple waNtiNg 2 fucK aNd get fucKed, aNd iNdulge iN tHeir fetisHes aNd wHatNOt, Of cOurse, iM guilty Of it as well, i wONt deNy tHat, but.... eH, MOst OfteN? a cus2Mer is a cus2Mer, as it were >c
[|87 :: 1 w;ll forever be flattered that there are pat;ents who want me ;n such a way, but 1 am a troll of standards. 1 am far t00 loyal to my quads to engage ;n such act;v;t;es w;th my pat;ents. That be;n sa;d ;f someone comes to me worry;n ;f they have a term;nal ;llness, 1’m not go;n to want to fuk them. 1 want to try and heal them to the best of my ab;l;ty.
peopurr n33d to lern abt clawsent... ewww :((
it m4kes it worse for you. which is. the point. #thepoint.