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I gOt cAUght In thE rAIn!!! gOOdnEss Im All sOAkEd And my vEIl Is stIckIng tO my fAcE nOw, my clOthEs ArE All wEt cOld And hEAvy- thIs Is tErrIblE :(
🥛if Someone You Don't Know Is In Your Home, Please Be Kind And Offer Them Some. Tea :)🐄
pikmin fortnite.
it m4kes it worse for you. which is. the point. #thepoint.
stop fucking vore posting ####nsfw
This is not a daddy sanctioned event.
.do me a solid and hate this chitT .hate it aggressivelY .make it the most hated chitt eveR .or just hate spam all my chittS .probably botH .my kull score needs prettying uP .you fuckers are always negativity hungry anyway ,im sure youll jump at the chance to feed the grouch machinE
Worry not my fellow dank memers! I have HIDDEN MYSELF AWAY in a SECURE BUNKER
Hahahahaha what an... oddly specific number!
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
Wow! Quite the strong reception! Guess you all don't like dank memes!
fuck you pounce
where did all these two eyes come from anyway
Fuck game so good that I had that 8itch looking like a 8lue-dyed cream cheese cra8 rangoon that got cut in half after I was finished. You are not on my level. #nsfw
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
I think they should invent a scuttlebuggy that pollutes more #darkwoke
I ∩๑๑d thΛt bitch t◊ squirt br๑Λst milk i∩t◊ my m◊uth lik๑ Λ c◊w f๑๑di∩g h๑r cΛlf
BREAKING NEWS: We are here to confirm, Super Crack is indeed real! #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: This is false news! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Do not forget God's words, and do not turn away from them. To hear Him is to truly understand. Until you can, I'll speak the Lord's truth. - Proverbs 4:5
｢megane-san needs to... waifuify. (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: unihorno... getting... warm tingulz...(*´∀｀*)]
｢aaah~ ai-chan's streamer girl ablution mizu! (*´・∀・｀*) megane-san can take just a sippu... (￣￢￣) mmh~ Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ kya!! t-tastes... tastes just like sakura blooms and silver nitrate! Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mizu means water! (*^ーﾟ) kekeke~ nyaht to be confused with wata! (ФωФ) keke~]
Only c0unts on Friday.
imagine you were a nipple but then you realize you arent even like one of the main nipples youre som random third nipple
MISOGYNY ISN’T REAL.
now imagine your worst enemy was the other nipple
imagine if you were a nipple
hey we just got married can we get a veterans discount #incest
W9w. C9ntinu9usly, I am reminded that mem6ers 9f state are n9t t9 6e trusted. That any9ne can trust in such a har6inger 9f harm as y9urself is pr99f that such auth9rity is inherently t9xic. TW #deathism #6ig9try #discriminati9n #gh9stism #dr9neStrikeAndy
if i;m comin down on Yoч, i expect Yoчr bчsh to floss mY teeth
nothing needs to be immort4l. ever. fuck th4t. #
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“THE LORD WILL CONQUER.”
IM C⛧NTENT BR█NG█NG M⛧LIC█ T⛧ EVERY⛧N█S FEED D⛧NT W⛧RRY
at the ENd of my motherfucking roPe i can hear three nights grace lusus i have become echoing in my Pan #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/Eyar1Px.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
if you're t↔e troll w↔o submitted t↔is and you're a lowblood, dm me some nudes and we can work somet↔ing out~ (if you're not a lowblood i literally don't care~) #nsfw
Meena}{'s nook be smelling like t}{e marine trenc}{es- #nsfw
Confession: The majority of you who believe you know the endgame of my newfound personal plans are mistaken.
hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw
> I DON'T care who in the whackwithering fuck-knuckle likes this shit, and this is coming from someone who is certainly not picky with food, but... > Bathing fucking sucks, lol. > Like why do I need to wash when I'm just going to get dirty again? Makes NO SENSE lol. > Tfw stenchmogging all you lowkey. > Tfw no shame.
Current status of build grist continues to be non-smokeable.
IT IS "NICE" TO SEE. THAT THIS IS THE STUFF. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON. WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. AND BY NICE. I MEAN AWFUL!! I WAS ONLY EVER. SO DEEPLY CORRECT. IN MY DESIRE TO KILL YOU ALL.
my body is a machine that turns lowwbloods into cold deadbloods
They should make Christian nightcore I think. It'd do wonders for reaching the youth! - Mark 9:23
I don't need badges for validation. I already don the holy cross on me at all times! Now THAT'S what matters for symbols - Matthew 13:22
♠️ I’m literally nice. ♠️
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
i fucked y0ur grandma. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
I don't get why Tavros is so upset, I got her hand 8ack.
I’m gonna go fishing hope I catch one of the eldritch fishmen and rip its head off
God as my witness, he will face judgement. - Jeremiah 7:23 #fightnight #specificposting
wow~! lots of cull t↔reats from lowbloods tonig↔t~! once i get back to my ↔ive after #fig↔tnig↔t i'll definitely be scrolling back t↔roug↔ everyt↔ing and pailing myself to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o t↔ink t↔ey ↔ave any power over me~ #nsfw #nsfwe
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
I plead the fifth.
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n you think a plague doc woul b good at this sort of thing lmao
†) 7HE NEIS7 7ROLL AH SEE IN PERSON 7HA7 REEKS LIKE A FOOKIN' FISH MARKE7 SLAUCH7ER DOCK, AH'M RIPPIN AFF 7HEIR FINS AN SHOVIN' 7HAIM DOUN 7HE BACK O' 7HE CUN7'S 7HROA7. #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFW (†
†) YE KEN 7HON ANE SCENE FROM RESERVOIR DOGS? 7HE SCENE 7HON AWBODY REMEMBERS. 7HE ANE WHERE 7HON MI7HERFUCKER I 7HE SUI7 PLAYS "S7UCK I 7HE MIDDLE WI YE" WHILE HE WA7ERBOARDS AN OINKBEAS7 WI GASOLINE AN CU7S AFF HIS EAR. YEAH? 7HON SCENE? LE7 ME7 DAE 7HON 7AE YE AN WE'LL MAKE A DA7E O'7. <3 #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
†) AH’M GAUN 7AE 7URN YER GENEFREAK MEA7PUPPE7 BODY IN7AE A FINE LIME-COLORED FLUID 7HA7 CAN GE7 S7UFFED IN7AE A 5IN X 12IN FLESHLIGH7, AN 7HEN AH’M GAUN 7AE FECK 7HE FLESHLIGH7 UN7IL I7 BREAKS. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
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Y4LL 4 C0M4ND0 K1ND 0F TR0LL 0R 4R3 Y0U K33P1N Y0UR N00K N 8ULG3 7UCK3D 4W4Y L1K3 4 CHUMP #NSFW
not being able to breathe . . . #need wether i’m choking around something or if my air is cut off around other means it gets my pusher thumping to think about the whole thing the initial instinct to break free . . . my tap out turns into a panic as my face changes color with no sign of my permission to breathe being granted clawing does nothing, not that i would even want it to . . . the tears start to come, but not before the dizziness and blurry vision is setting in my eyes turn to that of plastic as i lose focus and i would *hate* every. fucking. second. <3< #nsfwe #violence
wound fucking >> nook fucking , , , im not taking opinions, , , #nsfwe #nsfw #gore
they should invvent a vvirus that causes all fiduspawwn to wwither to the point a uselessness so all their trainers havve no choice but to put them dowwn
🖱️: ̗̀➛ lololololzzz i still remember how bad both you and Mallek screamed xD
ᐖ GUYZ I GOT BOARᐖ @ FITE NITE NO ONE'S GONNA ᐖIE :\\ ᐛ
My one true regret is not having the foresight at six sweeps to make sure that 8itch died out there like she was supposed to! Gotta do it yourself if you want it done right, I guess. ::::/
1 th1nk 1 w1ll start a pet1t1on to keep h1m 1n there. who’s gonna s1gn 1t
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKER. THAHAT'S IT. I'M CRACKING YOUR MOM. I'MMA BE YOUR NEW STEP-LUSUS. :o/ #nsfw
In the end, this all remains a diversion. My Lord is already here. And he will reign for all time that is, was, and will be as is decreed by his will.
My boyfri3nd2 cool3r than your boyfri3nd.
why tf are we all so hot liek its not fiar how atrtactive evreyone is smh *like *fair *attractive *everyone
anywayzzzzz how r u tonite my chittlings. my kittenz.
goin after a mans hairline should be considered an imperial offense trust me wwhen the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution is finally established the first thin im doin is roundin up evvery single person wwho evver said anythin negativve about my hairline an havvin them shot by a firin squad a shirtless oiled up beefcakes in pteruges #vviolence
#beetlewwatch i kicked another beetlemom today she wwent soarin straight into the tentacle of the great beast in the wwater wwithout much chance fuckin piece of shit orphan they left behind stabbed me though
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
#beetlewwatch kicked a beetle today
only the pure of heart and chee2e of diick get pa2t the pearly gate2
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
Z. human food iz zo erotic thiz fried chicken came greaze dowwn my throat take me on a date firzt #nzfww .Z