Fuck game so good that I had that 8itch looking like a 8lue-dyed cream cheese cra8 rangoon that got cut in half after I was finished. You are not on my level. #nsfw
in half y0u say?
Yes, showing all that nasty goodness. #nsfw I have 0 shame and I will keep stating this factoid.
cut in half eridan style 0r gamzee style
dude if your slurry looks like cream cheese PLEASE see a urologist!!!! D8
Nah that's just how good my fuck game is, I keep going even after finished 8ecause I'm a fucking freak-a-zoid like that. #nsfw
bro i am actually gonna hurl that's so gross!!!! DX
bro you have to understand, ANY attraction or respect i may have had for you before this conversation was ruined by the fucking GALL you had in comparing your slurry to fucking CREAM CHEESE of all things. jesus christ man i think i WILL knock it actually!!!! i think it's normal to not want my partners' slurry to come out in THICK CHUNKS, that shit's COAGULATED!!!!!!!!! YUCK, DUDE!!!!! but maybe that's just me!!! maybe i'm the weird one here maybe everyone out here is cumming chunks and estrogen just emulsified mine into a more reasonable viscosity. NOT!!!!!!! you're FUCKED UP dogg. you are straight up fucked in the head. B/
If your cream cheese is coming out chunky then that shit is expired dawg. I also know I'm fucked in the head 8ut that just makes my freak game go up. I shoot ropes like a fucking Eastern Alternian porno protagonist don't play with me.